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i think hibari and damian would have a mutual respect for each other

maybe even enjoy each others company

in silence of course

theyd also be constantly trying to beat each other up

but thats just how they are, this is jus them being playful

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god dammit my head hurts so much and i cant tell if its because i haven't drank enough water or havent had enough of my daily caffeine consumption

or both

or a secret third reason i cant think of

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Dick: I just think, maybe, you're wrong.

Duke: Wow Richard, invalidating a young black man during Black History Month!

Dick, confused: Its April

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Tim takes the last two cookies for him and Bernard.

Duke, who already had one but wanted one for school: Woooow Timothy, taking from a young black man during Black History Month!!

Tim: Its September!!

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Jason accidently hits Duke a little too hard during a sparing match

Duke, who is completely fine the next second but is in that mood: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW—

Jason: Its fucking November and you're fine!!

Duke, ready to double down: WOW JASON PETER TODD, BEATING DOWN AND THEN INVALIDATING THE EXPERIANCE OF A YOUNG BLACK MAN DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!

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red hood identity reveal, but the bats find out because red hood was de-aged causing them to stumble upon a young jason todd before he died, in oversized red hood gear, and very confused as to why everyone looks seconds away from a heart attack and/or crying

like they're confronting red hood, who (just to clarify) they dont know is their jason, and jason gets like hit by a de-aging spell drive-by style, jason does his best to run away when he is hit but he begins to stumble as he feels himself changing

either jason is still conscious and his body is the only thing to regress, or his mind has also regressed and he has no clue what is going on or where he is, it could go either way

lowkey a fic of this probably exists already, so wish me luck on my search ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

OMG i know i just posted this but i just had a thought so, EDIT:

i just had this idea where jason is still conscious, and i dont necessarily mean in the way i explained above, i mean its still his current self but he is a bit more emotional because he doesnt have any pit madness and maybe he doesnt have as good of a grasp on his emotions like he did before

so im thinking hes in the cave, surrounded by bats and birds, and bruce is asking him why he became the red hood

and jason is trying to explain his frustration, how he knows he was replaced, and he knows bruce sees him as his biggest failure, and how hes mad (hurt) about the joker still being alive. but the more he vents his frustration the more he breaks and he begins to cry

cry like the hurt traumatized kid he is, and he hates himself for being so weak in front of everyone but he cant stop crying

anyways yeah thats all i have for now, we'll see if i add onto this later bye bye

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prompt 591 (brutalia w/hijabi talia) for spinninggaround via @dcforgaza ! requests close on the 21st!

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i have this insatiable need to get a toy hello kitty phone, specifically a fake hello kitty flip phone

i need it

if i dont get it i will vomit profusely and then choke to death on said vomit ⌗(́◉◞౪◟◉‵⌗)

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the dude ragatha was referring to when talking about jax not having friends anymore is that frog dude (i think its a frog) jax had stopped to look at when running past the crossed out doors during the intermission

right?

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yj (the show) really fucked up

they revealed that one of their members was a fucking fetus and they brought it up like 2 times the forgot about it (i really liked Misplaced ꒰(･‿･)꒱)

like come onnnnnnnnn (●⌇ຶ ཅ⌇ຶ●)

that kid hasnt seen letters in math yet, he's learning about fucking state capitals

in a show about kids being heros, u think ud include the child who just learned the alphabet more

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Cryptic Radio Host Billy Batson

Billy would make the prefect cryptic radio host. Maybe he is from ancient Greece, cursed to be the Champion he is stuck in the body he had when he first transformed.

Billy has walked this Earth for millenniums, he was seen the rise and fall of empires. He has witnessed the mindless slaughter of man over and over again. He continues to watch as the world rots around him due to pollution. But he has also seen good, and has done his best to spread good. Even if that means being with left with the pain of watching the ones he loves die and knowing he will always be alone.

At some point Billy makes his own radio show, I think he would still be called Whiz Kid. It is on a frequency not many can reach, only pure luck will allow you find it. Billy's radio station is in the middle of nowhere, practically a wasteland. It is where he spends his time when he is not wondering or saving the world from impending doom.

Billy uses his shows to reveal things long forgotten. Historical conversations that hadn't been recorded or kept behind closed doors. He shares the Earth's secrets, unveils what lurks in the deepest depths of our seas, boasts of the mysteries within our universe. Most people think the Whiz Kid isn't real. But it's said if you do find it, the information told rattles the listeners to their core.

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Adding on to Tawky Tawny being Billy's giant pet tiger, Damian would totally be jealous. Like absolutely filled with envy.

He's heard reports of a giant tiger just strolling through Fawcett and needs to have it. When he goes to Fawcett for a little investigating, he gets more or less the same responses from people: "Ohhhh you mean Tawky! Yeah, that's Billy's tiger!"

Damian instantly tracks this Billy, he refuses to acknowledge his last name, and demands to see the tiger. Billy, who is very confused and slightly scared, explains that he can't show him because he doesn't know where Tawky is. This ticks Damian off, cause how can you not keep track of a giant tiger. And Billy has to explain to him that Tawky just comes and gos as he pleases, he doesn't have control over him and he wouldn't want to either, because that wouldn't be very nice.

Damian refuses to leave until he meets Tawky. Which irritates Billy because he's got work to do, both normal civilian work and superhero work. He does his best to lose the kid, but the peace doesn't last long before Damian drops down in front of him. Billy is starting to wonder if this kid put a tracker on him.

It gets closer to the end of the day and Billy's frustration is on the brink of boiling over. He just wants to get back to his apartment and curl up next to Tawky. However, Damian is still following him.

Billy: Don't you have a family and home you should be getting back to. Damian: Tt' like your one to talk, we've been running around this whole city all day. And by the looks of it, I don't think you've got a home to get to either.** Billy: *face becoming all screwed up and red* Bet your parents are relieved you're not home, finally some peace and quiet without an evil brat like you around. Damian: *fists beginning to clench at his sides and glaring angrily at Billy* I am willing to say the same about "your" tiger. He hasn't shown all day, seems like he's taking a much needed break away from you! Billy: Then why are you still here! If you think Tawky is avoiding me, then I should be the last person to bother! **Damian didn't mean to come off as rude, he was concerned just didn't know how to express it. And Billy spoke out of defensiveness.

The argument continues to escalate to the point both boys are grappling with each other on the ground. They are interrupted by something pulling Billy away from Damian. Tawky stands over Damian with Billy held in his mouth by the boy's red sweater.

Tawky licks both the boys faces and hands, healing the scratches and bruises that they had inflicted on one another. They sit there on the side walk, it's night and the street is mostly desolate besides a few cars that drive by every now and then. Tawky curls around the two of the, forcing them to sit against one another.

Finally Damian breaks the silence, apologizing for what he said and for following Billy around all day. Billy forgives him and apologizes as well for what he said.

Billy: *slightly turning his head towards Damian* I'm sorry for calling you 'an evil brat', I don't actually think that. Damian: *huffs and continues to look straight ahead at the road* Not like you know me enough to come to that conclusion. Billy: *turning his head more towards Damian now* You don't think your a bad person, do you? 'Cause your not. Damian: *his eyebrows pinch together as he glares at the floor* Of course not, I have more pride than that! *voice becomes slightly softer* It's just that you don't know me enough to believe otherwise. Billy: *leans back into Tawky more, now looking straight ahead as well* I know that Tawny doesn't behave like this with bad people. And I trust his instincts.

Damian doesn't saying anything after that and neither does Billy. They sit their for a while, relaxing against Tawky Tawny's warm, soft body. Eventually a fancy car stops in front of them. Instinctually, Billy grabs Damian's arm and goes to book it. Only to be stopped by Damian who tells him its alright. Hesitantly, Billy lets go of Damian and watch as the window lowers to reveal an old man in a suit and a much younger man wearing much more casual clothes.

Dick: *sticking half his body out the window, with a clearly concerned expression on his face* Dami! Oh my God! We've been looking all over for you bud! What are you doing here? *looks behind Damian and a little boy and giant tiger* . . . actually, never mind. I think I just answered my own question. Damian: *arms crossed and rolling his eyes* Cease your needless worry, I have everything under control. Dick: *eyes hopping from Damian, Billy, and Tawky very quickly* Look, Dami, I'm very happy that your making friends, but let's be more careful. *speaking in a quieter tone* This is cap's terf, and we need to respect that. Damian: Tt' Oh please, I didn't see the walking light bulb at all today. Billy frowns at that, Damian didn't see him because he was stopping Billy from doing his job. Billy's just lucky that nothing really happened, though he is sad he couldn't help his community out more. Billy: You probably didn't seem him cause you were too busy stalking me! Dick: *glares down at his little brother, Alfred can be heard huffing a laugh behind him* Damian! Damian: *face beginning to redden* I was not stalking you! I was looking for Tawny and you just happened to be my best lead! Dick: *groans with his head in his hands* Dami, please, this is not how you make friends. Damian: *face becoming even redder* He is not my friend! Billy: *pouting a bit* hey Alfred: *a small smile on his face* Well Master Damian, would your 'not-friend' like a ride home? Billy: No! Damian: Yes. Billy: *looking at Damian with a shocked face, then back at Alfred* No, it's alright, for real! I have Tawky to walk me home, so I'll be more than fine! Damian: He left. Billy: *turns to look behind him and is met with an empty sidewalk* Goddammit! *looks up to the sky and screams* TRAITOR!

Billy, reluctantly, let's them drop him off in front of Freddy's house. It's gonna take longer for him to walk to his apartment, but it should be able to fool them. As long as Damian doesn't say anything, which he's not willing to bet on.

Finally they drive off and Billy makes his way back to his apartment where he finds Tawky curled up on his mattress. Too tired to even be upset, Billy squishes himself against Tawky's belly and goes to sleep.

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Totally Bats: Child Soldier Version Pt 2.1

This is just gonna be a list of random ideas I have. Don't even know if any of these would play significant roles, let alone make it to the final cut. I also don't know when all of these would happen within the story's timeline.

Mandy is dead.

In the actual show, Jerry had let Mandy be a spy once, like she went on a mission with the main three. And, as expected, she was dog shit. (Doesn't even make since for Jerry to be so willing to just let her tag along onto the mission seeing as how she hadn't gone through all the training and tests Jerry has mentioned before. Clearly he just wanted to fuck with the girls lol.)

In this story, Terrance will do a similar thing. Mandy is added to the team much later than the rest of the girls; who have, by now, years of training. This causes Clover, Alex, and Sam to be dismissive of her as an outsider. Sam is overcritical of her, Clover's comments to her are always sharp and cutting, and Alex doesn't even acknowledge her existence. Mandy might as well be a ghost she is looking through. It also doesn't help that Mandy just has a shitty personality (just like in the show lol) by default and her world has been absolutely tilted off its axis.

Mandy is barely making it through the daily training the girls go through. Her back talk, resistance, and attempts at escape get the whole group in trouble, worsening the existing tension between Mandy and them.

Cut to the first official mission with all four girls. Mandy is exhausted and panicked, she doesn't know what she is doing. She is hyperventilating and crying, she’s being so loud that Sam has to cover her mouth just to make sure they don't get caught. Clover is in front of them on watch rolling her eyes, wondering what could Terrance have possibly seen in this giant baby.

Clover is contemplating just leaving Mandy behind, why should she have to babysit, she's got a job to do. Alex had already gone ahead, taking out any guards in their way, but she only went so far without her sisters. Sam oh so desperately wants to leave Mandy as well, and she makes that clear to Clover, but she also doesn't want to deal with Terrance if his "new potential soldier" ends up dying under their watch.

Sam and Clover finally come to the agreement that they'll drag Mandy with them, but they're not gonna put themselves at risk to save some crybaby. If, more like when, something happens with Mandy, hopefully they'll be able to convince Terrance that they did all they could to protect their teammate and he won't be too harsh on them.

Mandy is killed in the crossfire. When the guards begin to fire on the girls, only spotting them because of Mandy's very vocal panic attack, Mandy runs away in the hopes of escaping the gunfire. Too bad she only makes herself a target, luckily for the girls, it gives them the opening they need to grab the device Terrance has been vying over.

The girls easily cut their losses and make their way back. When faced with Terrance, Clover puts on her best act. Spinning a tale of how they tried to work with their teammate who kept refusing their help, instead choosing to pursue a solo mission. Leading them to get themselves killed in their desperate attempt for solitude.

All three of them brace for Terrance's fury, only for their shoulders to slump and their eyebrows to raise as they hear Terrance cover his mouth in an attempt to hide a chuckle. Alex asks why he isn't upset for such a failure on their mission? Terrance admits that the mission went more perfectly than he could have hoped for. Not only did they successfully receive the hardware he's been trying to get his hands on. The brat who rear ended his baby (his car) is dead, and her body is in the building of the business that has been getting too cocky for his liking: "They think they can just jack up their prices because I showed an interest in them?" It also helps that Mandy is the daughter of a very influential, and vindictive, billionaire. He will definitely have fun holding this piece of information over their heads for a while. Also, he heard what Clover said about his hair, so it was nice to watch all of them grind their teeth over some spoiled brat.

All the girls share a breath of relief, though Clover is still irritated that she had to babysit some brat because Terrance got pissy over a fender bender. Like seriously, he is a grown ass man, act like it!

Arnold is Tim Scam's protege!

There are a few episodes that center around Arnold, and I guess I didn't mind his character. One is where he accidentally stumbles upon the Cat's Eye Emerald and the other is where he becomes a hero under Geraldine Husk.

I'm gonna sneak this mini idea, into this bigger idea. Geraldine and Terrance are rivals, but not necessarily enemies. Geraldine is angry at Terrance for taking over WOOHP before she could and is jealous of the power he now wields. They don't outwardly attack one another, but they do tend to purposefully get in each others way.

After Geraldine's S.P.I team was exposed, she decided to direct her attention on a different project. Specifically Arnold, who in this story, not only was able to get the Cat's Eye Emerald, but had also made a somewhat impressive array of gadgets for himself. Of course he was still and amateur and was no match when Terrance had the girls retrieve the emerald for himself. But Geraldine still saw the potential, it also helped that Arnold was still sore from his defeat.

Geraldine does mostly the same stuff she does in the episode Arnold the Great, with the inclusion of Arnold's personal inventions (that work much better). But instead of Arnold playing hero, Geraldine instead sends him to mess around with many of Terrance's operations.

It doesn't take long for Terrance to notice and send the girls after the kid fucking with his business. When the girls bring Arnold in, Terrance decides to be petty. Geraldine's mind control had done wonders to enhance this kids skill, and it had done wonders in being a thorn in Terrance's side. Terrance decides to utilize the kid in their gadgets department, under the mentorship of Tim Scam.

Not only has Geraldine now lost one of her brainwashed soldiers, she is also gonna have to deal with their new line of weapons.

This idea was mainly thought up of because I needed to find new people to make new weapons and Jerry's designs, because Terrance isn't really shown to be inventor (more of a planner yknow). I was just gonna push that role all onto Tim, then I watched Arnold the Great and thought it would be fun to throw him into the mix too.

Britney is a freelance mercenary!

I love Britney! And I really want to incorporate her into the story someway, somehow. She doesn't work for Terrance, sometimes he contracts her, but she doesn't work for him like Sam, Alex, and Clover do.

The first time the girls work together, they were both contracted by the same person. I've mentioned this in a previous post, but I want to say it again her just to clarify. As his best soldiers, Terrance tends to use the girls for personal motives. But if the price is high enough, he will accept contracts for them.

I don't have anything solid for the job they're on. Maybe Black Mask wanted some subtle protection for a party or club he is going to. He is suppose to be making contact with a possible business partner, but tensions are high between the two. Roman knows that if he appears too hostile, Falcone (or something) will take it as a threat and shit will hit the fan; which is why he chooses the girls specifically.

The girls are spread out, all doing their job and keeping an eye out for any threats against Roman. Deal goes wrong and they have to get Black Mask out. I want to include the rivalry Alex has with Britney, but less one-sided. I want them to have a whole Jin and Mugen thing going on. Like Britney is much more organized and levelheaded, while Alex is reckless and laid back. They butt heads and keep trying to one up one another.

This rivalry becomes more friendly the more they run into each other on the field. Who knows, maybe they'll have a lil rivals to lovers thing going on. I just think it'd be kinda cute and sweet (`°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)!

I'll end this here for now, and I'll bring up other ideas I have later on!

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jason todd would totally be a two face little shit

he's an adorable sweetheart in front of bruce and alfred, and an absolute menace to dick. ykno, playing his role perfectly as the adorable, annoying little brother

he'd purposefully push dick's button until he exploded and made sure that either alfred or bruce was there to witness this crashout at the perfect moment. jason would play the perfect role of the innocent angel he is as dick gets scolded. and the moment either alfred or bruce turns their back he's making the most smug face towards dick.

dick is left ripping his hair out and cursing his younger self for being a little shit, cause now alfred and bruce just thinking he's being the antagonistic little shit they remember him as lol

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i love a dapper anthropomorphic Tawky Tawny as much as the next person. Like, seriously, I love how polite and cartoony Tawky is. But I think just a giant ass magical tiger that appears out of nowhere at the most random times would be, not just hilarious, but amazing.

I know Tawky Tawny does transform into tiger, but I feel it isn't used a lot. He tends to stay in his anthropomorphic form more often than not. And I like the idea of a giant ass, protective mama tiger to a tiny and sweet Billy. I also like the idea of people watching Billy be so domestic with this intimidating beast, that can barely be classified as an animal.

Like imagine a street rat Billy Batson just minding his own business, running around doing errands and odd jobs for money. doing his thing. Then some thug or bully knocks him down and starts messing with him. Billy can't really do anything because he refuses to use powers against civilians since he feels its unfair. He pushed and kicked around a bit, cornered in the back of an alley. Then a giant ass tiger, like I'm thinking practically the size of a car, just walks out of a shadow standing protectively over Billy's bruised body (heh alliteration).

Like wouldn't that be sick! I love giant animals :)

Or maybe has to use his transformation to finish off some big bad, and it left him past out and vulnerable. The league is crowding around him, a range of emotions on each one of their faces as they realize the Captain is actually just some child. Maybe Batman is the first one to break out of his stupor and approach Billy only to be stopped by a loud growl. Tawky pushes through the crowd of superheros and jumps towards Billy.

At first the league is scared that this tiger was trying to attack Marvel, that it was gonna eat the kid while he was vulnerable. Only to watch as Tawky protectively circles Billy. And as the league was going to make a move to grab the child and restrain the tiger. Tawny roars into the sky and lighting bolt engulfs both him and Billy. All that is left in their wake is a scorched mark on the ground where they had just been and a confused/concerned Justice League.

I dunno if any of yall have read Kaiju No. 8, but one of the main characters, Mina, has a white tiger, named Bakko. It can regenerate and is super strong and fast, it is also extremely loyal and cares a lot about Mina. It is not afraid to put himself in the line of fire when it comes to protecting her.

That's what I'm thinking of for Billy and Tawky. Tawny has magic, he's also faster, stronger, and more impervious. I'm also thinking he'd have a few lighting related abilities, nothing to crazy. And when I was talking about Tawny just appearing out of the shadows, I'm not strictly thinking teleportation, but like it would definitely be something adjacent to that lol. Cause I can't decide whether I want this tiger to be able to like shadow travel or something or if I want it to be more of like Tawny just mostly lives in this like spiritual realm and he just sometimes travels between that realm and Earth. It could also just be that he just likes to chill at the rock mostly and decides to check in on Billy every now and then. Maybe at first it started with the Gods giving him a heads up about the new champion and he decided to check them out. And then the visits began to become more reoccurring. Then he and the Gods came to this agreement that the Gods would alert Tawny if anything happens to Billy, especially when he is Billy and not Marvel. He had become very protective of this new champion.

Billy loves Tawky, he showers the tiger with love whenever he decides to visit Billy. Doing his best to take care of him, provide him presents/toys, to give him treats, love, and care. To Billy, Tawky is the only constant in his life. When Billy isn't to sure he'll have enough money to eat, when his favorite cheap diner is destroyed due to a villian attack, when his friends and other kids appear and disappear for a multitude of reasons, Billy can always trust that Tawky will come back to him. And at first, it took him a while to realize that. When he first started getting to know Tawky, the tiger was basically a giant, more like colossal, house cat. It came and go as it pleased, their behavior was sporadic, Billy never knew if the tiger was just gonna watch as Billy struggled to fight of Black Atom or save him when he's pinned. But overtime, they warmed up to one another.

Tawky Tawny would still come and go as he pleased, but he'd also visit more. He always knew when Billy needed him and he was always their to help and comfort. Cold nights when Billy was curled up in a cardboard box, shivering, Tawky would curl around him. And Billy just couldn't help but dream of a summer's day, him and his parents out on a picnic laughing and smiling.

That's another thing, Billy always had good dreams when Tawny was around. Most nights he was plagued with nightmares and would rather spend the night staring at a molding ceiling than confront them, until Tawny came along.

TLDR: Tawky Tawny is Billy's giant emotional support cat, and they love and care for one another very much ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿)!

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Totally Bats: Child Soldiers Version Pt 2

Bruce ushers the three girls into the back of the bat mobile. He's not gonna let any of them out of his sight, especially not after killing the Joker and admitting they were here to kill the closest thing to father figure he has. Nightwing is following close behind on his bike and Alfred is driving with the rest of the kids a few cars behind. As they head back to the cave, Alfred begins to explain who Terrance is over the comms. Apparently Alfred had taken over his late mother's spy agency, WOOHP, they had been doing good work until his brother had forcefully overthrown Alfred. Alfred explained how he had to fake his death and was forced to hide away under the persona of Alfred Pennyworth, however it didn't take long for him to realize how much he loved this new life.

While this was a major revelation for the Batfamily filled with all kinds of emotions, the girls all listened in passively with a bored expression on their faces, sans Alex who can't stop grinning with a snicker here and there. Once it seemed the most significant and pressing information was said, Bruce turned his attention back to the girls. He began with basic and simple questions, not wanting to come off as to intimidating, even more so now that he has given himself a second to really see how young these girls are. Their behavior is incredibly concerning from what he has observed first hand and what he was told by his kids. No child should know how to kill without hesitation or have such little regard for their own being.

But the girls have had enough. The moment Bruce addresses them they spring their plan into action.

Clover was fuming internally, she had been forced to hand over her Laser Nail File when she was escorted into the bat-mobile. They all had been searched and were forced to hand over a couple of their other gadgets under Alfred's watchful eye. He identified the ones he had recognize to be weapons he had designed. (Damn Terrance and his inability to come up with his own ideas.) Now they were working with fewer resources and were in a very confined position, squished together in the back seat. However, while Batman was talking with their target over the phone Alex had nudged Sam, whispering to her "Sammy! Sammy! Look!" Sam looked to her right, wondering why Alex was talking funny and was met with Alex's open mouth, Sam and Clover only had a few seconds to be disgusted before they noticed the two small toxicly green viles lying on their friend's tongue.

Alex had snatched a couple of extra samples that Sam had been sampling when she was creating a cure. When the Bat searched her, she went into another fit of giggles, doubling over, to conceal herself as she moved the vile from her hand and into her mouth. Sam was gonna need to question why Alex decided to take them in the first place, because at this point she was starting to suspect Alex was enjoying the poison. Which she doesn't really want to deal with.

Clover, as calmly and covertly as possible, reached for a small bottle of regular perfume she had. She slipped it into Sam's lap, who wasted no time carefully pouring the venom into the perfume, gently shaking it as to not attract too much attention. Sam nods at Clover then Alex, mentally they all count to three together. On three, right as Batman goes to ask them a question, they all jump into action.

They pull out their Breathe Easy Go Anywhere Air Mask, putting the small pink stick into their mouths. As the mask forms around their face Clover reaches to put Bruce in headlock since she is the one sitting right behind his seat. Sam quickly sprays the perfume into Batman's face not letting up at the off chance he would begin to hold his breathe and not breath in the first spray. Alex quickly springs to the front, wrestling the Bat for the wheel. She jerks the car to the right where Nightwing had been close by on his bike. Taking the vigilante by surprise, they were able to knock him off course, causing him to fall of his bike and skid down the road. Sam and Clover look at each other when they notice that spraying the perfume wouldn't be enough. Clover works to pry Bruce's jaw open as Sam quickly unscrews the perfumes cap, pouring the whole think over Batman's unguarded mouth. Clover forces his jaw shut with all her strength. Batman's mouth spazzes and twitches into a forced smile, he removes one hand from the wheel to try and grab one of the girls. That was a mistake. Alex didn't waste a second, taking advantage and swerving the car even more. She even presses a few of the shiny buttons on the dashboard. After a few minor explosions, and a popped trunk, the sixth button triggers the roof of the car to open up.

All the girls jump out, tucking and rolling as they hit the street. They rip off their masks in time to see Nightwing already begin to recover and rush in their direction, and this time it's not just him. More colorfully dressed vigilantes can be seen in the distance racing towards them. The girls quickly regroup, Sam continues to look straight ahead as she whispers to the other two "Follow my lead." Reaching into her boot she pulls out another vile, this time not a neon green but a vibrant purple. "Your partner is high on laughing gas, I have the antidote right here. It's yours if you leave us alone."

Nightwing slows down to a stop a few meters away, putting his hands on his hips, he heaves a tired sigh. "Sorry, can't do that. I'm gonna need that anti-venom and all of you. We only want to help-"

He's stalling. The moment Dick had refused Sam tossed the tube to Alex, "Chuck it, Alex." Alex footbal throws the anti-venom to her right, Nightwings left. In the moment of confusion, Sam shouts "Disperse!"

Each spy shoots out into a different direction, climbing the buildings and jumping through the roofs. They all already know where to head towards without even saying anything. They all head to their safe house/apartment, they're gonna need to move. None of them see Nightwing but they can find that the other vigilantes had caught up to them, splitting up to tail them.

It took longer than the girls like to admit, but they finally lost them. Sadly, even once they had returned to their apartment, they weren't allowed a moment to rest. They quickly packed their few personal belongings and their gadgets. They only had one spare compowder, the bats had also taken those when they found them, but hopefully they'd be able to contact Terrance. If not for a retrieval, and knowing Terrance, was not likely, then at the very least for a restock. One compowder shared amongst the three of them is definitely not gonna work out.

They keep it under 5 minutes and on their way out, they rig the place to explode because there was no doubt in any of their minds that those bats and birds were gonna check this place out first.

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Totally Bats: Child Soldiers Version Pt 1

dun dun dunnnnnnnn!

GUYS! I finally did it. I have achieved the most useless and brain dead achievement to be achieved. I watched the first 6 seasons of Totally Spies (I even took some notes and wrote down ideas I had while watching [pathetic, I know (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)✌]) within a week. I am a useless burden to society ๑(◕‿◕)๑!

Special thanks to @akuri-shinsou2nd for reminding me Jerry already had a twin; you lowkey triggered this binge watch by helping me to realize how much I've forgotten lol. Rewatching, I also realized I've never watched the 6th season lol. Also I'm gonna like expand on literally like offhanded comments made throughout the show, and like hyper fixate on them. Anywhoozles, onto the part yall are probably actually reading this for.

So, in the early years of WOOHP, Terrance has taken control and Jerry Lewis flees to Gotham under the alias Alfred Pennyworth. He still becomes the butler for the Waynes and has been with Bruce since the beginning. Terrance now has access a multi-billion dollar world organization with both endless resources and all of Jerry's weapon/machine blueprints. (I like the idea that Alfred/Jerry, both being retired spies, has helped Batman design his gadgets pre-Lucius.) Because I want the girls to be closer to age to most of the bat kids, Terrance is the one to discover the girls' potential. But none of that 'Spy/Villian-Gene' bullshit, he just somehow found them. I'll think of a better explanation later, I mean he could have literally just have cameras set up in random places scoping out potential soldiers like Jerry did. Also I dunno if I'll just keep the name WOOHP and just try to figure out a new acronym or come up with something else entirely, because they are not gonna be called the L.A.M.O.S. (doesn't even work for this organization).

Sam, Alex, and Clover were abducted from their families when they were kids by Terrance because he saw their potential and decided to train them to be his spies/soldiers. I'm thinking Terrance uses them for a variety of reasons, whether it is for his own personal missions/goals/vendettas or to offer them up as mercenaries for hire to other villains. Like I'm thinking he transforms WOOHP into his own criminal empire, that its hq is out in SoCal but they do work everywhere and anywhere.

There training and treatment was much harsher when they were younger, I don't think I need to go into gruesome detail for you to understand that Terrance's training for these children to become his personal soldiers was inhumane and torturous. The girls have even tried to escape, but it has only led to punishment. After like the third or fourth try, Terrance in a moment of fury decided that punishing the girls directly wasn't enough. Because Alex is my favorite, I'm gonna give her special treatment (◡‿◡✿) . . . as in I'm gonna kill her dad (whoopsies, what can I say, I like to see my favorites suffer [but don't worry, Sam and Clover will also have their own unique character development moments (•‿•) {don't wanna discriminate}]).

I'm thinking Alex just had poor timing and happened to be the unlucky failed escape attempt that received the brunt of Terrance's anger, and was subsequently made an example of. Terrance made Alex, and Sam/Clover, watch as they killed her father and said that if any of them continue with these attempts he will kill each and everyone of their family members. Also I had this idea that Terrance originally brought Alex's mom, but the Inventor got a little crush on her and ended up begging Terrance not to kill her, Terrance had to instead go for Alex's father. But this is just a dumb little background detail I thought of when I was watching 'Totally Busted 3', I found it funny how quickly/brutally Carmen (Alex's mom) shot the Inventor down even though he literally had her trapped.

As they got older, the girls' lack of will to escape began to stem from a disbelief that there was anything left for them to return to rather than the fear of their families being harmed. It was hard to care when they could barely remember them. And at that point years have passed and no one has come to help them, and they are also very aware of the many crimes they have committed over the years (though they tend to not dwell on it). Along with this change in mentality, Terrance has become a bit more lenient with them as the girls have grown to become more compliant with his orders. Their small room (they share a room) is not as sterile as it was the first time they had woken up in it. Terrance has allowed Sam a few books, Alex is allowed a stuffed turtle (Ollie), and Clover got some fashion magazines. Those fashion magazines will be the main reason the girls' are able to pass for normal teenage girls at a cursory glance. It is what makes them dream of shopping, the boys on the cover are their first silly little crushes, and it has played a role in how they speak. But besides that these girls are fucked in the head.

So for Sam I'm thinking of a scientist who lacks ethical boundaries, she lets her morbid curiosity take control and it leads to her doing some cruel acts in a completely objective and unempathetic manner. For instance, she used/experimented Dr. Gelee and Max Exterminus to her hearts content (with Terrance's approval of course), and though she won't admit it, her carelessness is somewhat fueled by their creepy treatment to Alex and Clover

Alex tends to bounce from mania to inattention. She can be very reckless and brutal when it comes to attacking her opponents, more focused on the adrenaline rush she vies for anytime she's on a mission. But when she's not in the middle of a fight, she's tends to be in her own world. Similar to how Alex usually is with her ditziness and giggly behavior. She barely acknowledges anything besides Sam, Clover, Terrance (reluctantly), and fighting/her mission. Basically she's an adrenaline junky.

Clover can be very vengeful and conniving. Many of her actions are fueled by spite, but she never let's that side show. Clover is able to hide this behind a mask of charisma. She can trap her target in a false sense of warmth and security solely through her words and expression, only to kill them the next second without a sliver of remorse. You'll never know when she's lying.

The only people these girls care about is each other, the one thing they'll stand against Terrance on is each other. They have no problem abandoning anyone else from their organization, but they refuse to be split from each other, they refuse to leave each other behind. They can rely on no one else besides each other, they are the only family any of them know anymore.

Now, where does the batfamily come in with all of this?

Let's say the girls are 16. (The Totally Spies Wiki says they were 14 at the beginning of the show, but I swear to God one of them talked about their learners permit, meaning they had to at least be like 15 and half or something, but whatever. This is my Au and I say they're 16, mainly cause I want to put them in Gotham Academy. Otherwise I'd just keep them as college students.) Terrance sens them on a personal mission to Gotham, their target is the Wayne's butler. Not any of the Waynes but their butler. Terrance had just recently found that his brother had faked his death and has actually been hiding out in Gotham in the shadows of the Bruce Wayne. Terrance enrolls the girls into Gotham Academy with an apartment they share. They are meant to infiltrate Wayne Manor by any means, and eliminate Alfred Pennyworth. Terrance decides to not tell the girls that Alfred is actually his twin brother Jerry, because that is not information they need to be privy to, and it's not like they are gonna assume they're related with all his plastic surgery work.

The girls had initially just planned on breaking into the house, but when they went to scope out the area before hand, they come to realize how fortified the manor really is. To an excessive degree for some rich dude, like 10x more than the security for the average billionaire. This not only intrigues the girls, but also irritates them cause now this mission is gonna take way more work to complete. This is what leads to them being enrolled into Gotham Academy, with the hopes of befriending at least one of the bats in order to get closer to their butler, who they have noticed to be very attentive to all the Wayne children.

As the girls get closer to the Wayne kids, they begin to notice how odd they act. Constantly rushing here and there, throwing flimsy excuses, consistently achieving impressive feats very casually. And this feeling is mutual. Tim notices how extensive Sam's computer knowledge is, maybe even Oracle gets a surprise cyber attack from Sam. Duke watches in awe as Alex dominates every sport during P.E., even experiences first hand as she absolutely breaks his ankles during soccer. Cass has a very off feeling about Clover, a feeling that, for once, she cannot decipher.

This all leads to both parties keeping a keen eye on each other. And of course because this is Gotham, the girls don't escape the chaos that riddles this city.

Personally I'm imagining Joker breaking out deciding to do a biochemical attack on Gotham Academy with an excessive amount of Joker Venom. While the batkids try to resolve the situation in a more low profile manner, the girls fall back on their instinct. Thanks to many of their gadgets looking like normal everyday objects girls would have (Compowder, Ultrasensitive Earring Microphone, Expandable Cable Bungee Belt, Laser Nail File, etc.) they have an easier time taking down all of Joker's goons (though they don't really need their gadgets to take them down cause they kickass :)). Sam soon is able to figure out a cure in the schools Chem Lab. Tim watches in shock, he had sent and S.O.S alert to Bruce, Dick, and Jason beforehand. Now, though, he is watching as they new kids rip through Joker's goons and even make a cure just from a school science lab, a rich school science lab but still.

Also, while I was watching I noticed that on multiple occasions Alex has straight up just not hesitated at all to just eat random chemicals she comes across. Like if it weren't for Sam, she totally would have. So I'm thinking, Alex is watching as Sam analyzes the Joker venom and just this compulsion to have taste of the bright neon green liquid. Sam, distracted by her work, didn't notice and Tim had noticed too late. It was just a drop, so the effects aren't too serious but Alex starts giggling like a maniac. Tim is trying to talk her through it, Sam has noticed at this point but just sees it as sign to work harder on creating an antidote. Not a moment later the lab door is busted open and more henchmen begin to charge in. Sam doesn't even look up, instead calmly delegating the task to Alex, who does so gleefully. Tim watches in horror as Alex happily mangle their attackers with too much accuracy. She almost looks like Dick with all her flips, Tim can't help but be impressed as he watches her do a back flip into kick at the back of one of the clowns head and into one the desks, practically curb stomping the man. Clover on the other hand has slowly but surely been making her way to the Joker, effectively sneaking up behind him and with no hesitation drives the Laser Nail File into both his eyes and fires the laser into his heart. Yes queen! Slay!

Batman and Nightwing finally show up to see Alex giggling as she jumps up and down on the back of an unconscious goon, Sam administering a cure to all the students, and Clover filing her nails with a bloodied nail file. Joker's unmoving body is thrown off to the side and Bruce turns to Tim for an explanation, who just stares at the three. He wouldn't let them go, insisting they needed to stay. Alex didn't really care, Sam was already in the middle of something, and Clover wasn't gonna just leave without them.

Tim explains everything to Bruce and Oracle bring up whatever security footage she could salvage from the event. The girls are escorted out by Batman, trailing behind them is Nightwing, Tim, Steph, Cass, Duke, and Damian. The other Wayne kids had followed Dick under the guise of Nightwing getting their perspectives of the event. Tim had already been with Sam, Duke followed Alex when she had bolted to find her sisters, and Cass & Steph were the ones to come across Clover standing over Joker's corpse; Damian's just following the rest of his family (he's in middle school or something, so he was in a different part of the school). They reach a more secluded area, away from the police cars, firetrucks, ambulances, and news vans. They reach a lone and sleek car, in front of it is an old man, standing with impeccable posture. Clover and Sam instantly recognize the guy as their target, sadly for them so does Alex.

Alex: *still giggling gleefully, one arm wrapped over stomach, almost doubling over, the other pointing at Alfred* Hey! Isn't that the guy Terrance wants us to kill? Batfam: . . . Sam & Clover: *deadpanned, side eyeing Alex* Sam: *groans* goddammit Alex Clover: *punching Alex over the head* Great job Alex! You want to say it louder! See if you can get Superman's attention next?! Batman: You girls definitely need to come with me- Alfred: *making quick strides to be in front of the three girls* Did you just say Terrance, as in Terrance Lewis? Alex: *laughing even harder now, almost falling over* Terrance has a last name?! Sam: *arms folded and looking blankly at Alfred* We don't know a Terrance. Sorry. Clover: *clenches the nail file that is still in her hand, (Bruce had tried to get it off of her, but she hadn't budged)* Alfred: *notices this and looks to her hand, instantly recognizing it as one of his designs, now looking at the with furrowed brows* All three of you work for Terrance Lewis. And he sent you here to kill me. Sam & Clover side-eye each other as if having a conversation in their minds, while Alex finally collapses in a fit of hysterical laughter. Steph: *steps up* Who the fu-rick is Terrance !?! Everyone looking between the girls and Alfred Alfred: *sighs* . . . He is my twin.

That's all for today, I still have some little ideas I want to add to this, mostly background detail stuff and I might write a few scenes we'll see. This idea also got me thinking about if the girls were taken in by Amanda Waller, so like they are still child soldiers but I guess not as bad yknow. I will also edit the errors in this later. Toodles!

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