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They make me so ill.

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Life is a cruel joke of a thing,

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Could anyone provide me some Jeverus/PrinceChaser/Snames fics on AO3? Preferably slow burn on the longer side. If it features SWM or the shrieking shack (or both) that would be wonderful. Maybe a little James groveling for Sev's forgiveness.

Of course not all the criteria has to be met, none of it has to be met actually. As long as it's Jeverus I just want fic recs

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

When did I establish this account omg

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I'm listening to Arctic Monkeys and for some reason this has led me to believe that if Severus Snape could sing he would sound like Alex Turner.

I don't know how or why this thought has popped into my head but it's there and it won't leave

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Made some L fanart during geometry a couple days ago. Finals are in two weeks so definitely should've been paying attention but who really cares about school /j

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On the 17th episode of Death Note and I realized, Light Yagami is literally The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived.

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They got married in Vegas for an undercover mission and decided not to annul cause taxes

After reconnecting with the Batfam Jason gets him and Roy matching rings for proof of the marriage (outside of the certificate, but like who just has that with them?)

Now if one of them is in like a hostage situation they say "You know this was a bad idea, now you're gonna have to deal with my husband and that's never any fun"

Seriously stop posting j*yroy it's literally the worst ship out there

You guys are really annoying, you know that? Lucky for me, annoying is where I live, and I just got a recent bonus that I feel like burning.

So here's what we're gonna do:

From now until 11:59 PM EST on Halloween (Oct. 31st), I want the folks reading this to reblog with your favorite Jayroy headcanons. The fluff, the angst, the crackpot humor, all of it. For each reblog this post gets, I will donate $1.00 USD to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund to aid the victims of the ongoing genocide.

BONUS: if you want me to reblog your headcanon with my own "yes and," just make a donation yourself at the link above and DM me a screenshot of the final page as proof (personal info omitted of course). It can be any amount, even just a dollar/euro/whatever denomination you use.

I believe in us. We have the power of gay ships and spite on our side.

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Bang Bang

Or

The Best Day

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

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Lois and Clark are so Jump then Fall coded

(it's because Lois is always jumping off of buildings and Clark is always there to catch her 🤭 [I need a superman])

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Someone give me a fanfic where Batman beats the shit out of criminals who fuck with his kids

Like remember when Dick had to stop Bruce from killing the Joker after Jason's death? Yeah, give me more of that.

And that one time in Batman VS Robin when Bruce beat the shit out of Talon? More please.

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I am a Marauders fan. But I am also a Severus Snape fan. 

Do I excuse everything that Snape has done?

No.

Do I deny that James bullied Snape and other students?

No.

Do I love both the characters despite some of their actions?

Yes.

Its possible. Snape wasn’t a hero but James wasn’t an angel. 

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I am a Marauders fan. But I am also a Severus Snape fan. 

Do I excuse everything that Snape has done?

No.

Do I deny that James bullied Snape and other students?

No.

Do I love both the characters despite some of their actions?

Yes.

Its possible. Snape wasn’t a hero but James wasn’t an angel. 

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Regulus and Varia hanging out because they're both trans and fed up with they're friends shenanigans? YES!! Varia is Snape's chosen name btw.

At the Gryffindor Halloween party of 1976

Varia : I'm assuming your friends dragged you here too?

Regulus : No actually I promised my boyfriend I would come so, here I am.

Varia : Boyfriend? Oh, do tell.

Regulus : You won't like who it is.

Varia : If it isn't Bruce I don't really care.

Regulus : *sighing* It's James.

Varia : Congrats.

Regulus : You aren't upset?

Varia : It's not my place to be. And plus over the summer he sent me apology gift baskets, with a gift for each prank. It took two weeks for all of them to get to my house. The dude is off my blacklist.

Regulus : What stuff did he send you?

Varia : Mostly hair and skin care products, and after he found out about my transition he sent me make up and more feminine clothes.

Regulus : I remember that, his mum picked out most of it, didn't he also send you Queen and Abba records?

Varia : He did. You got real lucky with him.

Regulus: I knowm

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Hot Take (not really nut idk anymore)

You’re On Your Own, Kid by Taylor Swift is Narcissa Black coded.

No I will not explain, I’m just right

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I underestimated the the people of Tumblr (thanks so much for the attention on the last one ❤️)

Ocean Rosenberg head cannons pt. 2

She doesn't eat breakfast in the morning

She used to get bullied for being a teachers pet, Noel verbally abused everyone til they stopped

Whenever she stays at Ricky's house a cat always manages to lie on her

Her favorite animal is a cat, specifically a calico

She researches random religions when she's bored

Had a life crisis at twelve when she got her first 99 on a test (the teacher saw her shaking violently on the way to lunch and curved it)

She was walking with Ricky and Mischa to the Blackwood cafe when she got catcalled for the first time, he didn't finish whistling before she launched one of Ricky's crutches at his dick (crutch was okay, dick was not)

Mischa was very proud, so was Ricky

Had to do a report on Lovecraftian horror, she just verbally condemned the whole concept and got 100

she cried when she first read the tempest, it wasn't sad, she was just jealous that Miranda had a good relationship with her father

She likes adding a bunch of big random numbers then putting them into a calculator (she knows she's right but lord it feels nice to confirm it)

She can only sit at a window seat, no other seat

Cries when she's angry

She physically cringed when reading the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet

Wanted to play clarinet, ended up not joining marching band or orchestra

She isn't allowed to watch Pixar anymore, Penny said it made her too sad

Fell asleep on Penny's lap when they went on another field trip (after the fall fair)

She genuinely really likes school, like she gets incredibly depressed during the summer

That's it for now, thank you to everyone who enjoyed the last one!

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Fuck you, Ocean Rosenberg head cannons cause I can't talk to anyone about this

Aroace queen

Ricky and Constance are her comfort people

She used to get made fun of for 'ruining the curve' in class

Noel is like her older brother despite not being one of her comfort people

Her favorite Shakespeare play is either Twelfth Night or Tempest, it changes depending on the weather

She hates wireless headphones/earbuds

Has a love/hate relationship with Hamilton, wishes she could play Burr

Loves her hair in pigtails but thinks she looks childish

She doesn't talk about her interests much cause she thinks the choir will laugh at her (no they fucking wouldn't but whatevs)

Started studying Slavic folklore for Mischa

Has everyone's names in her phone as what it means (her parents used to go through it when they were sober enough)

I'm not where near done but I'm stopping ther.