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Damian: I don't understand why you say going to sleep at 3am is not a reasonable hour, Grayson

Dick: Dames, going to sleep at 3am is horrible for you, and worst at 13. Even I went to sleep earlier when I was your age.

Tim: That's a lie. You used to throw a tantrum because you didn't want to go to sleep and you stayed up until, at least, 5am

Dick: What? How do you know that?

Tim: I used to spy on your window

Dick: Ohh, that makes-

Dick:

Dick: Tim, what the actual fuck-

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*The Justice League meeting all of Bruce's kids*

Green Lantern: How the f*ck do you have so many kids?

Jason: It's kinda sad that your parents didn't explain this to you, but when to people fall in love they decide to-

Bruce: Jason. You're adopted.

Credits to:

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I was analysing Jason Todd's character and I have got to the conclusion that Jason should've never been vigilante. He's great at it and I know many may not think the same as I do, so let me break it apart for y'all.

Becoming Robin:

Jason would've never been Robin if Bruce never asked him to. He was completely fine to just be Jason Todd, son of Bruce Wayne. He liked it just like that. Going to school and learning was enough for him, he never had that spark to seek vengance for anyone like Dick did.

Becoming Red Hood:

He then became the Red Hood, to seek his vengance and make Bruce make a choice, him, or the Joker. He needed his dad to veangance him, he needed that to prove to himself that he was still his father's son. He did want to help everyone in Crime Alley, but it wasn't his priority. Jason always had a kind soul, as Bruce said, but it wasn't his idea to become a protector, a caretaker.

His Legacy as Crime Lord:

After Jason and Bruce confrontation, Jason's posture as a crime lord vanished, and then every of his goons started to look for new jobs, either with Falcone or with Maroni. Even if he continuated being a crime lord, eventually it was going to fall apart. He has moral codes to reduce crime that worked, it showed an improvement for a while, but that would've not last as it did not help with poverty; and where's poverty, there's crime. People would eventually become desesperate to get more money, to help their families and working for the Red Hood it's a slow way to get money because he has a lot of limitations, but the other crime families does not, so his goons would've betrayed him and stepped out of the line and then everyone would've gone crazy. Then Jason would have have to kill everyone who wasn't with him and that would've become in a slaughter. He's great at understanding crime, he is, but things wouldn't have worked out for him.

Leading To Conclusion:

Jason had a moral and code different from many people, even for a vigilante and for a superhero, so naturally not everyone agreed with him. It was also a very difficult one for the writters to adapt into his character, that's why most of his storylines are the same old ones about his trauma with the Joker or his family, and to be honest, Jason's done as a vigilante.

He tried to help in Crime Alley, he helped some stray cats who needed a family (The Outlaws), and he helped a lot to his family while fighting crime, but his aventures fighting crime are done. Jason's done. He should have that normal life he always asked for, wished for. He should go to collage like he wanted to, and keep learning about things that he actually likes, like literature and languages, not fighting crime in a no-end cycle.

Of couse he should help his family if they asked him to or needs some extra help, after all, he's very good at combat and is very intelligent when talking about crime and how to manage it (Until certain points, as I said) but I don't think he should keep doing patrol routines like he has. He should not keep being a vigilante like it's the only good thing for him. He should not live for that. Jason Todd deserves to live doing things that he loves, not chasing a life he did not want in a start.

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So we know that each Robin can be or one thing or the complete opposite.

Dick Grayson, the 1st Robin, a complete maniac, feral, and reason for criminals to fear, or Dick Grayson, son of Brucie Wayne, a complete douche-bag with complex of white man privilege, teenager who cheats on his girlfriend and is a f*cking dick. (His douche-bag Robin era inspired from him before the New 52 and the comic Nightwing (1996))

Or, Jason Todd, the 2nd Robin, a complete miniature sweetheart who's very small as a consequence of his malnutrition, bookworm, and school & rules lover, or more like, Jason Todd, raised by Batman and Alfred "I'll use my gun as a please" Pennyworth, an ex-crime lord and mass murderer.

Of course none of the batkids belives Jason when he tells everyone Dick's past behaviour. No one would imagine sweet Dick Grayson to have been a complete nightmare before. They just think Jason's exaggerating as a way to hide his past behaviour.

Sometimes I like to sit and think about the absolute culture shock it must have been for Bruce Wayne to go from the chaos of one Richard "I will put down Tony Zucco with my bare hands" Grayson, to 11 years old Jason who physically embodies this image:

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It would be hilarious if villains loved Nightwing and were terrified of Officer Dick Grayson.

Dick Grayson- who is used to open spaces and adrenaline- being stuck in a boring bleak office, surviving on shots of coffee and red bull with caffeine that would make Tim concerned.

The thugs soon realised that unlike most of the other cops - Dick was from Gotham.

No one fucks with Gothamites.

Villain *shooting at Dick with machine guns*

Dick *appearing from the shadows behind him*: Boo.

Villain: THIS IS A FIVE STOREY BUILDING HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE

Or

Thief *throwing a counting down bomb at Dick*

Dick: *catching and tossing the bomb at a safe distance before turning round and shooting it so it explodes mid air while running after thief*

Thief: .. what the actual fuck

Dick: Gee look at all that time you had! Shame you threw it away :D

Thief:

Dick: I’m from Gotham

Thief *realising they fucked up* : Please don’t steal my bones

OR

Shooter: *sets elaborate booby traps throughout the houses in an active hostage situation*

Dick *using his training as robin and inhuman flexibility to surpass them with ease*: Ah been a while since I got to have a nice stretch thank you.

Shooter:

Dick:

Shooter:

Dick: .. Hi :)

Shooter: Are you Satan?

AND

In interrogation room

Murderer: I think I’ll take your eyes and add them to my collection

Dick *running on spite and caffeine that could give Superman a sugar rush* : Funny.. I was going to say the same thing to you

Murderer: .. what

Dick: I wouldn’t take your eyes though.. they look like the inspiration behind the whole Medusa’s “look at it and you turn to stone” thing-

Murderer: Hey! Take that back before I gut you

Dick *smile stretching wider without blinking* : oh? Or what? I know everything about you. Who says I can’t kill you and walk out with everyone being none the wiser? I know how to kill someone too..you aren’t special.

Murderer:

Murderer: I’m scared for my safety.

Because the thing is, Nightwing is who Dick really is. It’s who he can be free as, be himself as without red tapes and regulations. Where he can give as good as he gets, and he’s kind and empathetic. He gets to help the downtrodden and goes easy on most of them if they give up right away, not to mention the fact that he never causes permanent damage.

But officer Dick Grayson is a different story. He runs on sleepless nights and no self preservation. Seeing an officer with an uncanny skill set they’re scarily good at, not to mention the cheery attitude he always has scares the shit out of criminals. Cuz no way in hell is a smiling Gothamite not a deranged one. He chases crimes like a bloodhound, and isn’t afraid to make good on threats he makes to ensure they never hurt anyone again.

Bonus if the batfam doesn’t know about this.

Red hood: Shit I can’t believe we ended up in Bludhaven

Red Robin *tying up the corrupt politican* : Since this is a sensitive case, we need someone we can trust to make sure it is seen through.

Red hood: .. So we paying a visit to Officer Grayson?

Politician *screeching* : NO NO NO NO! PLEASE NOT HIM!! JUST KILL ME INSTEAD AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY I CANT DEAL WITH HIM!

Red hood: .. is he fucking serious?

Henchmen: Sir he is. And we agree. Please take our bones and kill us but don’t take us to Officer Grayson.

Red Robin: Wait what did he do?

Henchman 1: He asked boss if the hat was sentient.. and said that if it was would it make that hat the top and boss the bottom.

Henchman 2: Last time we met I tried to shoot him but suddenly my gun was blank and he raised his hand and let the ammo drop

Red Hood: Well even I could do that-

Henchman 2: They were my bullets. I had selected the colour personally.

Red robin *growing concerned*

Henchman 3: He sang a lullaby to a child when we were holding the station hostage, and replaced the people with my family members. He even sang their social security numbers!

Henchman 4: He’s the most dangerous of them all. I ain’t shitting ya when I say he’s as scary as the bat from Gotham.

*all nodding in agreement*

Red hood:

Red Robin:

Red hood: Nah that doesn’t sound like Dick

Red Robin: Agreed. Let’s go there Hood.

*villains’ sobbing intensifies*

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battinson deserves a snarky 10 year old damnit

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At first Bruce hated galas. He hated the idea of fake laughing and shaking people's hands he doesn't like. He didn't like the reporters trying to interview him and he thought the worst of it all was how people tried every opportunity they had to make bussiness with him in middle of a party. 

That idea changed when he adopted Dick, as he realised he could spend the entire party bragging about his son. Imagine people's reaction to Brucie Wayne complaining about how his son was doing circus tricks and almost fell out of the chandelier. 

It only became worst after time, as the rate for adopting new children became shorter and more of them each time. He then proceeded to brag about how his new adopted hispanic son loves school and even created a book club, about how his 15 year old is the CEO of the company and dropped out of highschool and how he was immensely proud of that, how amazing her daughter ballet performances are and how talented she is, how his 12 year son keeps adopting strays kittens even though he already has more than enough animals, and how he's fostering yet another child but it's considering adopting his (soon to be), new son, Duke Thomas.

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Bruce Wayne at a gala: Oh my goodness, have you met my babies yet?

Person: Babies? I thought-

Bruce, dragging them over to a group of people: Here we go! Meet my precious angels.

Dick, 29: Hi, pleasure to meet you.

Cass, 23: *waves*

Definitely-Not-Jason-The-Dead-Son, 23: Sup.

Tim, 17 21: Ah, nice to see you again. Are you enjoying the gala?

Stephanie, 22: I am not his, or an angel. I am precious though.

Duke, 16: Hi! Have you tried the cupcakes yet?

Damian, 14: Greetings. Goodbye now.

Bruce: Aren’t they adorable? I birthed them all!

Person: But.. But you’re a.. man?

Brucie, beaming brightly: Whats your point?

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damian would send this picture to duke and say “us” and duke would heart it and reply “yeah literally us”

and the picture in question is this

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"Well shit. Who needs sleeping pills when you can just get stabbed?" Tim Drake thoughts be like

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Civilian: Are you okay? You have a big stain of blood!

Every Robin: What? No! Batman's gonna kill me!

Civilian: Why would he do that if you're injured?

Every Robin: That's my blood? Thanks fuck

Civilian: ....

Every Robin: ....

Every Robin: Yey! I'm getting ice cream

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Jason: I think I got your lunch.

Jason: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*

Dick: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.

Dick: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*

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Am I the only person who actually enjoys the batfamily webtoon? I see many people who are saying that the webtoon is bad representation and too fanon. I just think the webtoon it's just the family acting domestic and talking to each one like if no one is trying to murder them.

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I saw a lot of people giving out their theories on why Jason has a white streak. Because we all know he's naturally naturally, like real hair, a 100% red hair, and when he was Robin he used to dye his hair to all black. Well I think that's because Jason Todd's body when he was Robin is different from this body, and I'm not talking about whatever the lazarus pit did. When Superboy Prime broke the barriers between universes, the body of another Jason Todd from another universe where he dif survived the events of Joker killing him, came to the mind and spirit of our Jason Todd, and I think that's why he has the white streak, because that Jason Todd used to paint a white streak on the contrary of Robin!Jason

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I've seen way too many people on social media saying that they find Heartstopper too cringe or that "Me and my girlfriend/boyfriend as a lesbian/gay couple are totally against that representation because it is too cringe and we do not act like that"... Like, bro.. of fucking course you don't act like that with your couple. You're 23 years old, they are 15 years old in the 21st century in a all boys school, which is easily comparable to a easygoing christian school. Eather way if you relate as a homosexual couple to any of them or not you cannot hate on the show because they are "too cringe" cause of course they act cringe. Love is cringe, love makes you do ridiculous things that other may see them as cringe but for you and the other person with whom you share your love it isn't cringe because it's something between you and her/him/they. The first love is cringe, the teenager love is cringe, love is cringe, because the way someone loves it's inexplicable weird and only that one person who complements you is capable of understanding it. Love is cringe, every romance ever, in tv, shows, movies, real life, is cringe. We all are when we fall in love

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Am I the only one who's terribly ferious about Lois Lane's reaction when she discovered Clark is Superman? Jimmy literally said, and I quot "I didn't say anything because it seems like a difficult subject. So I thought that if I waited you would tell me when you were ready" AND THEN LOIS GOT UPSET BECAUSE JIMMY DIDN'T TOLD HER. It's not her thing, I don't care a damn if she was about to be Clark's girlfriend, it's still not her business. Clark not telling her it's not personal, it's general at all, just as he didn't told Jimmy, because it's about his whole existence what it's in game every freaking day of his life. Lois has the right to feel hurt but not to be angry at Clark, if all, Clark should he angry at Lois as she disrespected him.