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#92

I dunno how many of you have read the book or watched the movie. It's called 'A Beautiful Mind'. It's about this guy called John Nash. You should check it out.

First time I met Pakku-chan I remember how I was just surprised thinking "I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR MIND WORKS. IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL". Then after a while I realized she's just fucking dyslexic.

So after all these years I've decided that I'm gonna be writing a book about Pakku-chan, for Pakku-chan in her own dyslexic words and it's gonna be titled 'A Beautiful ぱっく', which reads 'A Beautiful Pakku'

For those of you who want to read this book, no need to worry, I'll also be writing a 'Mugen's Dictionary' so you can understand terms, phrases and words used by Pakku-chan and me. Yes this is like the teaser. The real piece of work is just coming soon. Wait for it.

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#91

So like I mentioned Pakku-chan is sick and I felt maybe everyone should be able to just relate to that sickness. So here you go, Shrek's Boogers and Snot Potato Chips.

I mean have you ever had the flu and realized your nose is blocked and you suddenly can't taste anything? Or whatever you do eat just tastes weird. Well not to worry, I've got just the thing for you.

Shrek's. In our new 'Boogers and Snot' flavor you get to experience that familiar feeling of not experiencing anything. Come join the taste of tastelessness with Shrek's.

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#90

So Pakku-chan is still ill and that means I'm still unsupervised. Basically "When I'm not with you all I have is wild thoughts"

So like always sitting in my room at 4:00 AM for some unknown reason a song which I haven't heard or thought about and actually forgot started playing in my head. 'Jungle' by Drake from his album "If You're Reading This It's Too Late".

Now what he sings is different from what I'm about to say but this is just how I see the song. And that one line. "She from the jungle".

Don't you wish sometimes you had that one person in your life who is wild and raw. In a world filled with fake people and fake standards and like how some of my boys say 'Sissy and Pretentious' people, don't you wish there was someone who is just real and pure? That person would be the perfect escape from this overrated reality we live in right now. That person could be that place you could go to just to getaway from all the bullshit we have to endure everyday.

And if you haven't found that person yet. Then you've been wasting your time. 7 billion people out there. Its not gonna be easy. But trust me that person is out there somewhere. You just have to let go of your fears and explore. Go on an adventure. You'll know when you find her. She from the jungle.

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"Jungle"

Rock me real slowly Put a bib on me I'm just like a baby, drooling over you The things you do

These days, I'm letting God handle all things above me The things I can't change are the reasons you love me Listen you can hear them calling my name I'm all over the place, I can't sit in one place I'm not ashamed at all Still findin' myself, let alone a soulmate, I'm just sayin' Feel like we one and the same, our relationship changed That or it never existed Whenever they say somethin' bout us, you listen But fuck what they talkin' about on your timeline That's cuttin' all into my time with you Fuck what they talkin' about on your timeline That's cuttin' all into my time with you

Rock me real slowly Put a bib on me I'm just like a baby, drooling over you The things you do

She said you're my everything I love you through everything I done did everything to her She forgave me for everything, this a forever thing Hate that I treated like it's a whatever thing Trust me girl, this shit is everything to me She from the Jungle, she from the Jungle I take somebody elses car, drive it undercover This shit is everything to me, this shit is everything Don't know where we stand, I used to hit you bout everything Are we still good? Are we still good? Are we still good? Are we still good? If I need to talk are you around? Are you down for the cause? Are you down? Are you down? Are you down? Are you down for the cause? Are you down? Are you down? Are you down? Are you down for the cause? You still down? You still down? You still down?

Rock me real slowly Put a bib on me I'm just like a baby, drooling over you The things you do

These days these new girls got me nervous They go to school and do bottle service They can't decide, they keep switching majors Being indecisive makes me anxious Call your number and it's out of service Who can I call for your information? What am I supposed to do after we done everything that we've done? Who is your replacement? Are we still good? Are we still good? Are we still good? Are we still good?

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#89

So me and Pakku-chan were talking bout phones yesterday and that's when we found out both of us had the same phone when we were younger. The Nokia 3220.

Now I dunno if you guys know about this phone or if you've seen it before but as you can see this had four lights on the side inside these rubber bumper like things which would flash accordingly. And to top it all off it had this back cover which you could replace depending on whatever you want. All you had to do was place whatever you wanted in the provided template and cut it out and place it in the back cover and you had a new back.

But looking at phones now it's so sad cuz everything looks the same. Like a box. Everything is a box. Samsung removed the sides so they're like "It's no longer a box". Much wow. STILL A BOX TO ME.

I remember talking to Kazami-kun once and thinking of how design has changed so much along the years, whether it be cars or artwork or even phones. Thing used to look good before, not it's all the same just for the sake of safety and efficiency.

But if you ask me and Pakku-chan, we honestly miss seeing all the weird and wacky phones of different shapes, sizes and color.

So I made this for Pakku-chan. Her new Nokia 3220 Edge X.

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#88

"अगर वो एक हिंदू को मारेंगे, तो 100 को हम भी मारेंगे" is what this man had to say about Muslims. As a chief minister in a country like India I like his stand on Hindu-Muslin relationship and communal violence. Very positive.

In the eyes of Adolf Hitler he was right to gas all the Jews. Filthy pieces of shit. How dare they spoil this planet with their imperfections. Aryans are the only ones who are worthy to exist.

I guess this means he's right too. He must be since a lot of people agree with him. What is sad to see is that idiots in Kerala can't seem to understand this. Honestly how can a state like Kerala even think of trying to maintain peace between Hindus and Muslims. Disgusting. Muslims are nothing more than Pakistanis undercover. But you can't blame Kerala and it's State Government. I mean with all the education and everything this state is filled with fools and nonbelievers. They should learn from UP and their medical policies if anything and try to improve the life of their people.

Anyways I just thought I'll share with you the wisdom of Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath. He manages to cover a wide array is topics in his speeches and blogs, women, Muslims, India and much more. I was able to find some of it here. Hope you enjoy.

Fuck Muslims.

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#87

So I didn't wanna show you guys but I just felt I had to. Like everyone else I too decided to start the whole Inktober thing and trying sketching stuff. But for some reason whatever I made ended up looking like this. I dunno if there's something wrong with me.

Pakku-chan says its perfect. But I'm not so sure. She says it looks like a mask. I don't get it. All I keep seeing is ink blots. Is this supposed to mean something? Can I make 31 inkblots for Inktober and get away with it? Let's find out.

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#86

How many girls do you know who hates bugs? Now how many do you know who like bugs. Now how many do you know who are selective about the bugs they like and hate? NOW HOW MANY DO YOU KNOW WHO HATE BUTTERFLIES BUT DON'T MIND BEETLES?!!

Well I know one. Miss Pakku Pakku. I dunno what's her problem but she hates Roaches (justified, I hate em too. I don't necessarily kill em. I like scoop em up and throw em out), Wasps, Moths, Bees and BUTTERFLIES. WHO HATES BUTTERFLIES?!!

Anyways here, along with her other weird quirks and traits, take a look at Pakku-chan's beetle collection. Hope you like it. She's got a really rare one in there.

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#85

Pop art is an art movement that emerged in the mid-1950s in Britain and the late 1950s in the United States. The movement presented a challenge to traditions of fine art by including imagery from popular and mass culture, such as advertising, comic books and mundane cultural objects.

Popcorn is a variety of corn kernel, which forcefully expands and puffs up when heated.

Popcorn Art.

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#84

So Pakku-chan and I have been kinda ill for the past few days. Weird as always, we both have the same symptoms but we do not want to go to the hospital.

If there's one thing we hate more than basic bitches, it must be doctors. Yes dentists included, you can be considered doctors too for just this one post (actually I think I hate dentists more than actual doctors).

Why do we hate doctors and hospitals? I dunno maybe it's the smell of death when you walk in to a hospital, or that feeling of bankruptcy when you see your medical bill, or even the truck loads of medicines prescribed. But maybe it's just the doctors and all the bullshit they tell you.

I think if it ever came down to it, Me and Pakku-chan would pick death over doctors.

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#82

You've seen the Annoying Orange? Well here's Pimple Puri.

Basically, Pakku-chan got another pimple after the Godzilla Pimple and started ranting about puris.

"Eating puri can cause pimples. It even looks like a pimple. It even has tiny pimples on it"

So we went like. You know what? Why don't we just make pimples on a puri. But as you could imagine, it was either totally disgusting or completely invisible. So I kept working and working until I realized that why don't I put a puri on someone's face instead of pimples?!! But you know what's funnier than that? What if someone's face got covered with so many pimples. Like acne? Just like an outbreak. Your whole face gets covered with pimples like you just hit puberty and then it turns into a puri. Damn.

So just you know, that's how Pakku-chan looks like right now. Puri Face. Next time you see someone with a pimple. Shout at them "Eyy puri face"

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#81

Before you say anything. My internet is still down and Pakku-chan is busy so no demonic magic to help me.

So I sat down and picked every single white candy and placed them in a separate tray and placed them back into the container on top of the other colored candy.

Yes I did what you're thinking. Racist Candy.

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#80

Yes my internet is still down. Yes I still made this. How? This is why I signed the contract.

Also yes this is how Pakku-chan keeps her make up on point. Micromanaging the work by leasing it out to The Real Foundation Co. They hire tiny people to do her make up for her. Super fast, super easy and super effortless.

Also she had this to say "PAKKU PAKKU IS BACK HOES"

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#79

So my internet is down and I dunno when it'll get fixed. The perks of living in India and trying to maintain a BSNL connection.

So from past experiences what I've come to understand is that most BSNL India employees just don't give a fuck, like most government sector employees. When I call them at the Customer Care Helpline, they literally just don't give a fuck. Once they told me "Sir well we can't come tomorrow. And after that it's a Sunday. And then there's some pooja and then there's this strike so maybe next week you come and get the router fixed". Oh yeah I have to take my router and go there and get it fixed. So much caring for the customer.

And this is after the basic bullshit like "Sir did you turn it on and off? Can you unplug it and the plug it back in. Oh it's still not working? Hmm this is really strange" ... .. . No shit motherfucker.

And finally they do come home. AFTER A WEEK. Asking me what's the problem. Now by this time I've already sat down and fixed whatever problem the router had by myself after consulting 50,000 Google searches and techies. So they come and check the router I fixed and tell me that its all fixed and leave.

So I'm tired of that. So I've made it a point to first fix my router and then call customer care after that and when they come here I'll just start abusing them before I even open the door. I'll make it a point to just call the tech support guys home so I can abuse them. I mean why not make use of the services provided by our great nation.

Jai Hind.

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#77

It's 4:30 AM right now and I'm setting this post to a scheduled post so that it gets posted without any delay in the morning.

I'm still sitting here thinking about this movie I watched today, Parava. I have watched a lot of great movies every year and I make it a point to watch 2-3 movies everyday. But it's been 2 years since a movie actually affected me in a positive way, the last being, Charlie. Now if I sit to talk about Charlie, I could take a whole year, so to make it easy I'd say in the words of someone dear to me "I missed the old you when I saw this".

But Parava, not in line with my life in anyway, still managed to affect me with such positive vibes that I am astonished at my own reaction. A lot of movies will affect us, La La Land will make you face reality and make you sad at how life is sometimes, Tamasha might make you wonder about how much people struggle with themselves and how mental health is something that is important. Parava does all of this but leaves you feeling light and happy and most of all it gives you something human beings require more than anything in this world.

Hope.

Hope that things will be fine. Yes you have losses, Yes you have regrets, Yes life is not always sunshine and rainbows but life goes on. But it doesn't have to be sad. It doesn't have to be real and gritty. Smile and never stop trying. If you have hope, you can manage to come out of the darkest moments in your life and look forward to some better days.

But hope isn't the only thing you get to see in this movie. Like I mentioned before, hope, love, happiness. kindness, respect and much more can be found in this small world created by Soubin Shahir.

And if you ask me where does all this positivity and hope come from? It comes from every little life on this earth. There is nobody in this universe who is unimportant. Everyone of you who wants to do one good deed. Make someone smile. Somehow, however you can make someone's life a little better than the day before. Anyone who tries to do that and hopes for the better of others. Whether you know it or not might be the reason for another person's hope. Seeing the good you do might be the reason they are still holding on. You might be the reason they want to do good to others. So never stop. Never lose hope and never think that you don't matter. That is something you can see in this movie too. How one person's life can affect everyone in so many different ways. And how whether you realize it or not, your presence or the lack of it will make a difference.

I could say so much about this movie and that is after leaving out the technical aspects of this movie. Just the feeling it creates within you after watching it. It's beautiful.

I hope Anwar Rasheed and Soubin continue to give birth to more such beautiful little worlds for us to save in our memories. I'm so sure that sounds much better in Malayalam.

Good Night.

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#76

Since I don't sleep, it always feels like my days never end and there stands an illusion of time that never runs out.

So to make use of this. I spend all my time trying to learn everything I can. And while I was trying to figure out how come Apple is releasing two phones together, I came to learn a lot of things.

For starters my friend AG told me all about the iPhone X and why they had to put it out. Market and Demand and to better supply the consumers.

Now along with that, I learned that this phone like previous iPhones is an amalgamation of a bunch of companies. Just that this time the OLED screens were supplied by Samsung Display.

Now Samsung Display holds 90% shares in the OLED Market. Which means people HAVE to buy from them.

So I couldn't help but try to understand this market and try to create a phone which does justice to all the companies. Hahaha

Technology and Business. Totally different world than what I live in.