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So hear me out: The Batcomputer has the Sims 4 on it.

All packs and kits. No one knows who bought the DLCs or who put it on the computer. Violence mods(deadly toddlers, extreme violence, life's tragedies, etc) are installed. No one knows who installed them. But everyone has their own household. Have some ideas.

Damian's household

It's Damian as a sim because he needs a human sim to play as. The other seven slots are animals. Titus has a sims dog counterpart. Ace does too. Alfred has a cat sim counterpart. The other four are two more cats and two more dogs, all named after fictional classical characters. The house is MADE for the animals. Laser litter boxes, cat trees, automatic feeding bowls, pet beds EVERYWHERE.

Jason's household

He installed the violence mods. Reason? His household is called Jason's Bitch Murder House. It's Jason as a sim, Joker as a Sim, and whatever sibling pissed him off that week as a sim. The house is DESIGNED to kill sims. Except Jason's sim. Jason's sim gets a small area that doesnt kill him.

Tim's household

He has a sim in the basement. There's the household plus one in the basement. The household does not work. The basement sim is their source of income.

Cassandra's household

Cassandra's household's house keeps changing because she is the only one who can build badass multimillion dollar worth of gorgeousness. Since its probably a communal world and therefore same account, she makes the others siblings houses.

Bruce's household

He denies about playing it. But he does. And his household is Sims Bruce, Sims Alfred, and the six siblings that behaved the best that week. Unless, however, there is a mod installed where there can be more than 8 members of the household.

Dick's household

IT WAS DICK. HE PUT THE SIMS 4 ON THE BAT COMPUTER. HE BOUGHT ALL THE PACKS. HE BOUGHT ALL THE KITS. Why? Bruce said he couldnt play the Sims 4 on patrol because its unprofessional but Dick is just like BUT SIMS DICK IS SAD(Inspired by this post). He did it out of SPITE.

I also have some for Steph, Babs, Alfred, Duke and a few of the Kents if you want them. Also maybe Harley Quinn.

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how queer or how much of an ally i see the genshin archons

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VENTI

to misquote Shane Madej from the Forrest Fenn episode, 'that is a femboy if ever I've seen one, it might not be'. Venti SCREAMS non binary and genderfluid energy

ZHONGLI

this man is very close with Childe who just hands him out mass amounts of mora without a second thought. That screams Zhongli being his sugar baby.

EI

she pulls a sword out of her tits theres no way shes straight. also she's besties with Yae 'major wlw energy' Miko.

NAHIDA

Possible ace energy but is a major all of the time. I mean, come on. She's Wanderer's aunt(i love that HC) and that lil fucker SCREAMS mlm. Also shout out to @hit-or-mish for saying no matter if shes queer or an ally she has major neurodivergent energy and one of her special interests is probably understanding human relationships. She also probably ships Dunyarazard and Dehya.

HYDRO ARCHON

Fontaine is the nation of justice. She legalized gay marriage. Also Lochfolk like the Oceanid have queer vibes and they come from Fontaine

PYRO ARCHON

Trans. the words fire arson volcano and transgender all fit together in my head and I can't explain why.

TSARITSA

Not only does she give of bi pan and wlw energy all of the harbingers are some variety of LGBT. Childe? Zhongli's sugar daddy. Dottore? CHOKER. Signora? Bad Bi-Tch you can't kill her oops yes you can. Pantalone? screams gay. Arlecchino? shes a fucking lesbian.

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random batfam headcanons i have

1. damian’s favourite author is agatha christie. he loves her murder mysteries. he is yet to successfully deduce who the murderer is before it is revealed.

2. bruce visited australia for a business trip. while he was there he tried vegemite. he ended up bringing home a jar that says “bruce” instead of vegemite(this is an actual thing i have a jar that says pizza instead). everyone except damian and alfred hated it. damian genuinely likes it while alfred simply states “i’ve had worse, master bruce” only for jason to reply “is worse the old bats cooking?!”

3. no spy movies. ever. whoever is watching ends up critiquing things the entire movie. alfred is the worst of them all. the last time they watched a spy movie it was a james bond film and they had to stop halfway through because alfred at that point had been talking and explaining the different sounds a person makes when injured from a stab wound, a gun shot, etc.

4. Kate the Dating Advice Extraordinaire ™️ gives everyone dating advice, especially in regards to women. who’s better to give advice on impressing women than a lesbian?

5. every year without fail on june 1st kate bursts into the manor at 7am exactly covered in rainbows and the lesbian pride flag and wakes everyone by yelling “WAKE UP FUCKERS ITS MY MONTH SO THAT MEANS IM IN CHARGE NOW” and every year without fails it is immediately followed by tim bursting out of his room with a bi flag wrapped around his shoulders and a t shirt that says “i’m fucking connor kent”(connor has a matching one that says “i’m connor fucking kent”. jason got them the shirts as a joke) tim proceeds to yell “FUCK YEAH IT IS” while a slightly embarrassed superboy is standing behind tim in his “i’m connor fucking kent” shirt. jason is yet to embarrass them with those shirts. bruce hates it. alfred just smiles.

6. dick and tim hate people who start celebrating christmas in november so every november 1st jason wakes up and starts decorating wayne manor for christmas while blasting christmas carols through both speakers and at the top of his lungs. damian joins because it makes up for the christmases with them he’s missed and he didn’t often do much for christmas with Talia. bruce and alfred never tell them to stop because “jason and damian are bonding, dick. you and tim can’t burn down the christmas tree. not only is that an issue for them, it’s an issue for me and for alfred because i’d have to deal with you and alfred will have to clean the ashes. also, it would upset damian and jason and they’ve both killed someone. i’m saving you from getting shot and stabbed.”

7. i am a fan of an artist called Scene Queen so i’d like argue that kate cass steph babs and jason have a scene queen song or two in the playlist they listen to when training

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ive barely touched social media in two weeks since techno's death to avoid crying again but you know what?

i won't stop writing my fanfictions.

i saw people create as over twelve million plus people around the world mourned his death. create amazing artworks, write amazing fanfictions. writing fanfiction and creating fanart and cosplay and other fanworks?

we're remembering a legend of the mcyt community.

writing fanfiction for me helps me smile and it helps me memorialize and remember technoblade.

RIP technoblade, you absolute legend. you changed the Minecraft YouTube community for the better, while blowing up a country or two along the way. i don't laugh a lot but you always made me laugh.

technoblade can never die as he lives on in our hearts.