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As someone who loves and used to main Venti, I don't hate Signora for kicking him. Cuz if a twink looking alcoholic bard was spitting creative bars that rhyme at me like that, I too would have kicked him in the gut

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Tumblr you motherfucker. I answered one of my asks and posted it and now it's gone. Where the fuck did it go.

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Octavinelle with my favorite headcanons

Check out my explanation for these here on my tiktok!!

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Savanaclaw with my favorite headcanons

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Heartslabyul with my favorite headcanons on them

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Can I request to see Kalim in your art style? Sorry english is not my first language.

Of course! Kalim's head scarf seems very detailed at first glance, but it's not that hard to follow..thankfully

edit: I forgot to post this earlier,, my apologies

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I like Rook in a way that I'd marry him when we're in our late thirties so we can be that one odd couple that unsettles everyone without even trying and we'd have a questionable amount of animal heads on display lined up on the wall of our hallway

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what's the hottest twst card and why is it Leona's liongarb

OH GREAT SEVENS

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WHAT THE FUCK

Happy pride month from

Rojo Brightditch, Naranja Litcave, Amarillo Brilliantcanyon, Verde Sanguineravine, Azul Ashengrotto (👎🏼), índigo Rosypothole and Violeta Blanchedcavity

😭😭 The Azul Rainbow 🌈

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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The voice of Dire Crowley is the same voice actor of Mori Ougai from Bungo Stray Dogs. Now imagine a Yuu that's like Dazai Osamu. Or even better, imagine Dazai Osamu being isekai'd into Twisted Wonderland and just dislike Crowley because he's so.. familiar

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I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

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A lot of people in Twisted Wonderland think that Neige is more beautiful than Vil probably because Vil is the nepo baby of a famous good looking man while Neige is a "self made" kinda celebrity who came from nothing and made his career on his own

Also because Vil is a more mature kinda beauty while Neige is an angelic beauty that appeals to more cuz not only is he pretty but he's also a sweetheart. They're just different kinds of pretty. It's like the whole thing about "siren eyes vs doe eyes"

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Thinking about Malleus and Leona having the streotypical fight at school where a buncha students just surround them yelling random shit. We all know that Malleus would win in terms of magic.. but the moment someone with a nullification spell walks in, Leona is for sure swinging at him

I need to see them have a fair fist fight.

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oh myg GOD jade leech mischaracterization needs to be studied

1. please flanderizing his obsession with mushrooms!!

it’s canon that before mushrooms he was super into manholes (?) stated in his platinum wear ssr vignette, and the mushroom obsession will pass eventually 🥲

he also doesn’t yap and think about mushrooms and botany all the time! yes he’s super into it but he’s not gonna drag everyone’s ear to talk about it

2. which leads to my other point that any memorabilia that he would give to people would NOT be mushroom related

no, he will not make you a mushroom keychain friendship bracelet

no, he will not propose to you with a mushroom engagement ring

no, he will not gift you a fucking mushroom every time you meet him on a special occasion

jade is a very observant person, if he truly cares about you, he will go into the efforts of gifting you something that is perfectly catered to your tastes and wants. he’d remember things you want and like to the point where it might be borderline creepy, but it still goes against the fact that he’d give you mushroom paraphernalia

3. HES NOT A SOCIOPATHIC SADISTIC MASOCHISTIC FREAK OMFG

YES he easily gets bored YES he MAY have SOME sadistic tendencies much like floyd but NO he will not go into fucking heat seeing you squirm in fear 🥲🥲 the stereotype is funny but please stop watering him down to some freak

Yes he thinks it’s fun teasing and toying with people but (this applies to BOTH OF THE TWINS) they still recognize them are (mer)people and they don’t go against boundaries to like visibly and purposefully go against their boundaries— they both hold some level of distance and respect omfg how do you guys think the twins managed to be friends with azul for so long

yea when they were kids jade and floyd maybe poked fun a lil at azul’s chubbiness but it wasn’t borderline bullying to the point where he might’ve been uncomfortable and hurt, which is what azul literally experienced with others in his childhood making him want to go ahead of everyone else leading to his his fucking overblot 😭😭😭😭 if azul can see the difference between bullying and slight teasing jade and floyd did then YOU should be able to see that because the way some of you guys write the twins to be borderline bullies is concerning

People get freaked out by them but that’s literally before they even do anything, it’s just due to their tall stature and scary demeanour 😔😔😔

TD;DR jade isn’t some mushroom obsessed yandere freak 🥀 thanks for coming to my ted talk

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I'd choose professor Crewel to be my sugar daddy any day. Have you seen that man? He's tall, good looking, has a sense of fashion, probably wealthy, and I can tell he smells nice. Also, hello the nicknames?? He's the type of professor teenage girls would get crushes on and post on tiktok about with lana del rey in the background. I too would fall in love with my professor if he looked like that and called me a good girl/pup

Imagine if Yuu gets so broke that they resort to trying for a sugar daddy. Crowley is no longer a reliable resource and they'd rather realize that now the easy way. They're trying to lowkey search for someone, anyone who could fund them and grims deluxe tuna. Unaware that the man who could solve their little problems is right there, teaching their potionology class. At first, they would brush off the remarks ADeuce would make about how professor Crewel had been giving them more attention than usual. Until it just gets too much to deny and it's just obvious that there's something going on.

Maybe Yuu still denies it, or maybe they openly express their attraction to their professor to their friends and be entertained by their concerned reactions as they may or may not have been sent to mentally spiral at the newfound information.

Though Ace and Deuce don't need to know about how Yuu had started to go on little rendezvous after class to meet with said professor. Don't ask. One thing led to another and they're sick and tired of listening to grim whine about tuna.

I swear, that man would dress you in the finest clothing and treat you so gently, that is, if you behave.

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mama n her fuckass boys