#&&remus

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[thatboisus]

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

[lovelyspooks]

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[moncuries]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc

[rosieandthethorns]

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*

[amomorii]

Last winter in Hogsmeade ❄️🤍

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[nightcatssketchbook]

Profile pictures from my last post! If you’d like to use one, just credit me in your bio.

[bethsvrse]

pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink

[thatboisus]

he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

[the-original-gays]

James: I am 100% straight.

Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.

James: I am 90% straight.

Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.

James: I am 80% straight.

Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.

James: I am not straight.