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i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!
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having fun
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ever since i was little i knew i wanted to make up little guys in my brain and play on my puter all day
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Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?
Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]
Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.
Damian: Todd?
Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.
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Dick, sighing: it’s hard being the only emotionally adjusted one in this family
Tim: LOUDDDD incorrect buzzer
Jason: you’re the most like Bruce out of all of us, and that man isnt exactly the poster child for emotional stability
Damian: I concur, while Timothy and Jason see their feelings as afterthoughts, and fear mine underminded - you, Richard, brood and suppress until the miscommunication blows up in your face, just like father.
Tim: exactly, the most expressive and normal one of our colony are the Batgirls… and that’s saying something
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bruh my laptop showed me a picture of this bird and I thought it was cute so I went to go search it up and learn more about it and I found this picture
SHE'S SO SICK OF HER CHILDREN LMAOOOOO
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Breakfast birds love ‘em :3
[Image description: Digital art of Flapjack from The Owl House sitting on a stack of pancakes dotted with strawberries and covered in maple syrup. On the top left is Waffles (Hunters timeskip palisman) sitting on a fluffy waffle with syrup and blueberries. End ID.]
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Cookie clicker ass website
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Birdy the Mighty (1996)
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fake screencap if hc was a show. an episode dedicated to etho and decked out would go so hard.
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heple
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rhaenyra wip in between finals
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