#//the birdie

[bloodybellycomb]

[yellbug]

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

[girlslashers]

having fun

[birdietrait]

ever since i was little i knew i wanted to make up little guys in my brain and play on my puter all day

[bruciemilf]

Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

[gayestpiano]

i made a playlist of song titles in chronological order

update/disclaimer: not all of the songs on the playlist are in these screenshots! i think it would've been too many pics but the link is there if you want to see all of them. i've also added dozens of suggestions from other users since posting this so these screenshots are outdated

[ditzybat]

Dick, sighing: it’s hard being the only emotionally adjusted one in this family

Tim: LOUDDDD incorrect buzzer

Jason: you’re the most like Bruce out of all of us, and that man isnt exactly the poster child for emotional stability

Damian: I concur, while Timothy and Jason see their feelings as afterthoughts, and fear mine underminded - you, Richard, brood and suppress until the miscommunication blows up in your face, just like father.

Tim: exactly, the most expressive and normal one of our colony are the Batgirls… and that’s saying something

[ijustreallylikepirates]

bruh my laptop showed me a picture of this bird and I thought it was cute so I went to go search it up and learn more about it and I found this picture

SHE'S SO SICK OF HER CHILDREN LMAOOOOO

[frogkik]

Breakfast birds love ‘em :3

[Image description: Digital art of Flapjack from The Owl House sitting on a stack of pancakes dotted with strawberries and covered in maple syrup. On the top left is Waffles (Hunters timeskip palisman) sitting on a fluffy waffle with syrup and blueberries. End ID.]

[lovelybluebirdie]

his eyes.

[bloodybellycomb]

Cookie clicker ass website

[nustardust]

Birdy the Mighty (1996)

[birrdies]

fake screencap if hc was a show. an episode dedicated to etho and decked out would go so hard.

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[earththings]

[damagedcoda6669]

heple

[corviids]

rhaenyra wip in between finals