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[secretblogofdog]

How do you think you would do at a party where you end up unbirthing people?

Kinks: unbirth, regression, exhibitionism

Going to answer both of these in one, since they seem so similar.

Feeling my cunt ache as I enter the crowded house, roomy and crammed with people chatting and moving to music. I didn't plan on feeling this way, but the motorcycle ride over had me shivering by the end of it. I know I'm going to walk out of here with my belly hanging below my knees. But regardless, I get some punch and wander around, looking for just the right target. A petite woman to start me off? A linebacker of a man? The soft, round curves of the person all too happy to show it off?

My question is answered for me when I'm hit with a godawful pickup line. I turn to see who delivered it, and it's a plastered woman with punch stains on her shirt. After the initial annoyance wears off, I look her up and down. Good structure, quite attractive. I notice the ring on her finger and smile. Perfect. Nothing like a little family drama. I lead her up the stairs and off into a cramped half-bath. Not much room to work, but I'll do what I can.

She's all over me in an instant, hands roaming up and down my sides and groping me. I prefer to take the lead, but this will do just fine. I have to get naked, anyway. With a little drunken fumbling, I get my shirt and bra off, followed quickly by my pants. At the rush of cold air, I feel a renewed burning in my stomach. I need her in me, now. As she turns to pull off her own clothes, I get my leverage from the sink and lift up, wedging my hot, dripping cunt over her head. Instantly, endorphins pour through my body, earning a moan so loud it can be heard over the music. My hips slowly envelop my daughter-to-be, powerful muscles pulling her in with each labored breath.

Her struggles grow more frantic and less effective as she gets deeper in. Legs flailing, hands pressing, mouth screaming. These brats just never learn, do they? As my cervix closes behind her feet, I fumble for my clothes. I should probably get out of here before things really get too out of hand. But the punch and the bliss from my new occupant have better ideas. Let's put on a show.

I swing open the door to the expectant partygoers, some of whom had need of the bathroom, and some who came to see the fun. On seeing my swollen, massive stomach, several people jump back. I just smile, letting my breasts hang as my pussy leaves a wet trail behind me. I waddle my way back downstairs, drawing the attention of the crowd. I spy a man looking wildly around, fidgeting with his ring. Perfect. Might want to reunite the lovebirds.

Who cares who sees? The cops won't believe them anyway, they were all too drunk. Maybe there was something else in the punch that made them see things. All I care about, as my arms force the man to his knees, is how good he's going to feel as he becomes my son. They won't remember anything, I know that. They'll be my beautiful children forever and ever~

The screams of the crowd pale in comparison to the ecstasy pouring from my mouth. Watch and listen, or you might get a new mama tonight.

[sirguyofdykesborn]

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

[vampiricsheep]

artists rb this with your favorite thing about prev's art-style in the tags

[dellta-danger]

Have you ever broken the law and what is the story behind it? Bonus points for multiple stories

[alectothinker]

curious. how did u guys start dating

[kiunlo]

I need the eggs to hatch into his children more than I've ever needed anything in my life!!!

a blobbin’ robin hatched!

[dear-ao3]

Are you okay with people mass reblogging your posts??

bestie this is tumblr. the reblog site.

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

i love love love your chubby miku because she looks just like me!! i've wanted to cosplay miku for YEARS but was afraid to becuase all the cosplayers i've seen were/are all skinny + it seems like you have to look a certain way to cosplay specific characters. your fat miku has given me the confidence i needed to try cosplaying her in the near future!! i feel so represented by her, thank you so much and keep being awesome!!!

Miku is for everyone. I love love seeing anyone cosplaying Miku. The thing about Miku is that she can be anything you want. You can cosplay any Miku because Miku is Miku. Please do cosplay her as you want! Cosplay and have fun!

[dailyhatsune]

I did a mecha miku🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

(Also on my blog)

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she’s a cool robot!

[devotion-disorder]

That pink elf of yours looks so cute (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*. I can already imagine the scenario where by day he and his beloved human enjoy cute activities together like foraging an/or picking flowers to adorn his adorable tree branches. Just for them to have brutal seggs by night >:)))

I think simple name like Oliver will suit him, probarly from his vibes.

(I also volunteered as tribute)

this is such a cute idea i had to draw it omg...................................decorating Yuri with flowers... 🥺🥺🥺

[insanelyadd]

Using this anon hate I got as a teaching example

So if you get anon hate like this, there is a few things you can do. (Also once again the person linked is totally innocent, anon is just using a link to them for some reason, do not bother them)

First of all, Tumblr made it so only people who have accounts and are logged in can send anons AT ALL. So if you want to you can click the three little dots in the upper right corner and report them

Anyways once you're there, select the type of harassment you're getting, after consulting a few people on discord I decided it was the second to last one.

Then of course you fill out the little form

Afterwards you can hit "Submit and Block"

Fun fact: when you block an anon you permanently (there is no way to reverse it) block their IP address and they can't send you any more anons, also as a bonus, if you've received a LOT of anon hate and then you block one of them, reload your inbox to see how many it got rid of, because it might have just been one loser spamming you. If you don't feel like reporting them then that's fine too, just block those suckers.

And finally, you can take solace in the fact that you could never be as big of a loser as the anons sending people hate.

[stealingpotatoes]

If BBBO had met would Bail be able to improve Owen's opinion of Obi-Wan?

he can try...

(commission info // tip jar!)

[critterchitters-closedcaptions]

What on earth is a full frontal fish I am sickened but curious

FISH BLAST

calling them full frontal fish was inspired by the tumblr blog fullfrontalfish lol

its just fish facing directly at the camera, they look so sillay

[plutolovesyou]

do you think Ellie would be more a strap, tribbing, or fingering girlie?

~🦈🦈

abby version. dina version. SMUTTY, BRAIN MELTING YAP AHEAD: TRIB TRIB TRIB. hands down. okay i mean, all of em have their perks. she likes the convenience of fingering, the way she's able to be discreet with it perchance. she likes strap because it's able to reach spots inside of you no one even knew existed before...fabled clusters of nerves that make your mind go blank as she hits them repeatedly. but tribbing?? oh girl. she loves everything about it. she loves the mutual pleasure it brings—not that she minds being on either end!—she loves the wetness of it all, if we were to get vulgar. but back to mutual pleasure for a sec, i feel like she'd just revel in the sort of domino effect it has. lemme elaborate. you're getting closer to the peak, which eggs her on to get closer to her own peak, because of the motions she's doing for herself (frantic, irregular humps and bounces on top, bucks of her hips upwards if on bottom...), the way you're reacting (whining and moaning as she fucks your brain to mush, or making her brain turn to mush), and most importantly the fact she can feel it all in real time. every twitch, throb, squirt, clench, yeah she feels it righttt where she needs. then it all tumbles in a domino, or snowball effect. positive feedback loop for the bio gals...just more and more and more and more, you get the idea. also wanna add: whatever the activity of choice was, she'd wanna clean you up properly afterwards, with her mouth of course. slurping and sucking to her heart's content, like a starved woman. like you were her death row meal. more for her own pleasure than yours let's be real...DAMN. went on a tangent lol BUT TRIB IS HER CHOICE METHINKS LMFAO.

[originalartblog]

skk are (disgruntled and uneven) chopsticks

(referencing this)

[silvermoon424]

Honestly as much as I love Tumblr now, I’ll never forgive this site for the “ace discourse” era that nobody has ever fucking apologized for. Irreparable damage was done to aro/ace people and our communities and now that shit is being recycled on TikTok. And then aphobes have the gall to say “well it’s not like you guys have ever faced any hardship in your lives” as if they still don’t bully and discriminate against aro/ace people to this day.

Go rot.