#{{m!a effected}}

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[arkashas]

The Void (2016) dir. Steven Kostanski, Jeremy Gillespi

[kovir]

MASS EFFECT 3 (2012) dev. Bioware "Come on, Kaidan. I'm getting you out of here."

[mangaka-neko-chan]

Rogue Trader authority.

[roarmoreau]

happy birthday commander 🌌

[clericofshadows]

EDI MASS EFFECT 3

[qbedience]

SR-1 squad advocate for mental health

[lokimobius]

LOKI S01E02 “The Variant”

[batcavescolony]

To like comics is to ignore comics.

When your favorite character has existed for 80+ years, has had 100s of writers, has changed over and over again, sometimes they got it wrong. You have to decide what to ignore for your own sanity.

[c6jpg]

ARLECCHINO ❖ DIRE BALEMOON

Staring into my eyes is ill-advised. I can't promise you'll like what you see...

[gods-of-kanto]

(You are down to 2 Pokemon. Would you like to E S C A P E?)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

idec anymore. sending this out into the wild

[dykevandyke]

Im rewarching mash and I dont remember one of the doctors being a hippoe??

[kovir]

MASS EFFECT 2: LEGENDARY EDITION (2021) dev. Bioware

[canisalbus]

I want to say thank you for doing your art. Helped me to be less afraid of dogs (I'm the type of person who was afraid of my neighbors toy-pudel, it's a bit awkward)

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[themoonking]

honestly the thinly veiled sexism coming from some (some!!!) parts of of the kidnap fam side of the silm side of the tolkien fandom, specifically in regards to elwing, is really uncomfortable. like no, actually, i do not believe that elwing was some reprehensible selfish bitch and horrible mother for, um... not giving the mass murderers who destroyed her city and killed her family and people (twice) whatever they wanted. and in fact i think you're weird for thinking that!

i obviously don't believe this is a conscious hatred of women, and it's obviously not everyone, but you cannot deny that there is an undercurrent of misogyny in the way many talk about elwing. "this woman should have capitulated to the demands of violent men, and any violent actions they took because of her refusal to follow their orders is her fault; she could have prevented all this suffering if she just gave them what they wanted!" isn't exactly the most feminist sentiment of all time lmao.