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Teacher: anyone have any questions?
Kid!Dick: [raises hand]
Teacher: yes?
Dick: If I ate a tuna in front of another tuna would it count as psychological torture?
Teacher: …
Teacher: Any questions related to the topic at hand.
Dick: [raises hand]
Teacher: Anyone other than Mr Grayson.
#yes Dick would be that child#Jason would be that child��s brother who everyone assumes is the same but is actually a saint#Tim is a ‘’pleasure to have in class’ though he never pays attention and does the bare minimum on assignments#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#batman#robin#dick grayson#incorrect quotes#mine
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Happy Holidays!!
Men DNI
Do Not Repost/Use Without Asking+Crediting!!
#I know its the internet but it makes me uncomfortable to see people use mynart without crediting so#please ask first now !!#LESBIAN SEVIKA IS REAL ‼️#happy holidays to the lesbos#i was gonna put a warning on this but does it really count if u can barely see the sevipple ??#anywa y#happy whatever holiday y’all all celebrate :3#sevika#arcane#my art#fanart#arcane league of lesbians#arcane league of legends#arcane s2#wlw#lesbian#sevika x reader
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And then I noticed that jinx’s balloon she flies in on has bunny ears painted on it. And markings on the side to match her little goggles
Pain. Suffering even
#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane jinx#isha arcane#a lot of people were complaining that isha barely gets a mention in act 3#but like#she's the catalyst for basically everything jinx does in this act#she inspires jinx to become the version of herself that she believed in#and for jinx to make the sacrifice she did in the end#in the same way that isha did#with a smile on her face#like isha is all over this act#without the show shoving it in your face or trying to exploit her death in a cheap way#also jinx not to criticize but when did u have the time for all that#like the end is nigh but also lemme get a fun little accent piece on my war balloon
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Split-second
Dpxdc Prompt #24
It had only taken a split-second for the reality of the situation to set in. Martha Wayne, her husband, and her son were being threatened by a mugger wanting their belongs holding a gun.
Thomas—kind, peaceful, sweet Thomas—had attempted to diffuse the situation.
It didn't work.
Her husband was on the floor, dying, and she was a widow-to-be.
She screamed.
The mugger turned to her and shot, about to leave her little Brucie an orphan.
Then, for a split-second, everything felt strange, the bullet went right through her skin and she felt light in a way she hadn't felt in years.
The mugger was confused, Martha used that moment of confusion to pick up her shellshocked son and run out of the alley.
As soon as she got home she pushed past a concerned Alfred and turned on the news. Phantom, a hero from the town of Amity Park, had turned the entire planet intangible to stop them from being destroyed by an asteroid.
It just so happened to line up with when she had been shot at. It was only for a split-second, but it had changed the course of her and her son's lives forever.
When he and Mom got home from the theatre from his Dad's murder Mom had immediately rushed to the television.
Phantom, the news called the teenage hero, savior of the world. But for Bruce it was different, Phantom hadn't just saved the world.
Phantom had saved Mom.
Later as Bruce poured over articles about the ghost, anything to distract him from the Manor being emptier than it should, he realized Phantom did a lot to help around his own town too.
He had been saving regular everyday people, and it had made a difference.
It was then and there that Bruce found his resolve. There was no way he could save Dad, it was too late.
But... if Phantom could save Mom from halfway across the world and saved his fellow citizens from attacks. Then maybe, just maybe, Bruce could save someone else's dad, or mom, or brother, or sister, or friend.
Maybe Bruce could make a difference.
When Mom tucked him in that night, something he had recently said he was too old for, but didn't protest after the night, she kissed him on the cheek and softly spoke.
"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bats bite."
Bats were Bruce's biggest fear. As his eyes drifted shut he recalled something he had heard Phantom say in an interview.
"Oh I'm constantly terrified when I'm fighting ghosts. Even though I am one that doesn't mean it's not scary, they were the things my parents would tell exaggerated spooky stories about as kids after all. However, I like to think that however scared I am of them, they're just as scared of me"
Maybe Bruce could use his fear of bats to help him help others too.
#in which phantom planet is compliant (for once)#but we barely see it because this isn't danny pov#martha wayne lives#thomas wayne does not#batman origin story anyone?#danny fenton#martha wayne#bruce wayne#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#queenie-prompts
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when in doubt, dog it out
#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#jimmy solidarity#smallishbeans#scott smajor#trafficblr#trafficsmp fanart#traffic smp mainly because i have the rest of the gang assigned and barely anyone from hc itself so lets go with that shall we#i was reading beasts of burden and remembered how good it feels to animal-ify an interest- ego ratatouille flashback style#hey chat does that make me a furry?#the dog tag#my art#rough work
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this quote has been doing rounds on my brain i feel so much better projecting my favorite guys into it
#phaidei#honkai star rail#hsr mydei#hsr phainon#hsr fanart#chvbn art#i was gonna draw mydei with his gauntlets#because im a queer first and then im an artist#but decided against it because a friend told me that the action of taking his gauntlets with so much care would be a tender action#so i decided to draw his hands bare#does it count like handholding ? maybe not
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i WILL take any excuse i have to draw the abernant sisters Btw
#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#adaine abernant#aelwyn abernant#fhjy#me when im in a late episodical art competition and the opponent is myself#this does not apply to anyone else btw i just have to draw fhjy art every week or i die#this was gonna have a second part to it but i cld barely finish this one HAHAHAHA#been having an art moment recently#anyways ! theyre so.#aelwyn's first instinct being to copy fig's bit and fig IMMEDIATELY hating it#so fucking funny man#my art
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why are you as a man smiling like that at your temporary teammate who the nhl ships you with....
#i can't read lips but i know sid is telling nate he can put it in bare tonight.#they were so flirty and giggly and at one point (that i could see - i was sitting behind someone with a really tall beanie sjdh)#sid almost sat in nate's lap while he was backing it up and trying blindly to sit down while yapping at one of the staff#also blessedly while on one side was my very perplexed colleague#on my other side was a stranger who turned out to be a fujoshi because at one point she was telling her friend: bonded pair#and i turned to her and was like: SIDNATE?????#and she was like: YEAH?????#my colleague sighing: you're thinking about men kissing again...... aren't you.....#anyway i have a new friend in boston now yaoi really does build bridges#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#nathan mackinnon#colorado avalanche#sidnate#team canada#4 nations face off#shhhhh ignore the quality ;____;#nhl#hockey
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On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them
But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious
#Superboy does not have a name and his ass is constantly getting groomed like Clark please take a more active role in his life#And all of these guys need a healthy interaction with their respective legacies that does not involve heroing#Take them out for lunch! Play a video game with them! Let them be a kid around you without getting criticized!#Red Tornado had barely reconnected with his own humanity and he’s taken a more active role in being like they are safe happy and learning#compared to the people who literally are the reason they exist in the first place#and is the only one who seems to recognize their potential and ability as a team! and he wants others to know that!#and it’s kind of heartbreaking because the JLA should be paying attention to them and noticing how they succeed and instead just show up#at the worst possible time and take things out of context and criticize them and bestie I bet you they are a lot better of a hero#than *you* were at 14-16 because they actually are going out and making a difference and saving people#but the ones who should support them the most are barely there for them at all#someone give these kids healthy and appropriate emotional support I am begging you#yj#young just us#young justice#yj98#bart allen#tim drake#kon el#conner kent#superboy#robin#dc impulse#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#cissie king jones#arrowette#greta hayes#slobo dc#empress#anita fite
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silver♀ dump + fairy gala sil/prefect sillies..........
#some rambles but!!#sil ♀️ is more toned than sebe ♀️ cus i hc silver has a more defensive fighting style cus silver dorm uniform ssr is a def card 🕺🕺#this was gonna be my excuse as to why lilia is more buff thn silver too but#i checked again and dorm silver has a higher hp pool than dorm lilia😔💔#still giving lili ♀ gains thou bcs.. im biased HAHSHDJF#<- copypasted my rambles#basically the beef chart is lilia>silver>sebek>>malleus#sorree malleus kissers i think ur gurl barely has muscle definition ;-;#mayhaps. the only exercise mal does pre nrc is like. light morning jogs w lilia. bcs meemaw tells her exercise is healthy for herrr#or like. idk pilates or smth....#f i were to draw sebe ♀ in full her dorm uni i think she’d have a look that’s closer to the “standard” diasom dorm uniform#i draw my prefect too much.. i gotta draw vanilla twst stuff occasionally too...#but tbh!! my yuu has been acting as a watermark moreso or less#cant wait for the standee to be finished so i can have small silver n yuulis on my table... HEHHEHEHGRGHGH#twisted wonderland#twst#fairy gala#silver twst#should i tag him silver vanrouge#yeah#twst yuu#twst mc#twst oc#yuulis crowley#twst genderbend#night ladies college
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“oh I’m 100% human” says the Batkid who’s been inoculated against 76 different kinds of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, has built up immunity to almost anything Poison Ivy has created, routinely goes diving into the Gotham harbor on patrol, has been blessed/cursed by a variety of deities (depending on the kid), frequently picks up random/temporary powers from various missions, and operates at beyond peak human capabilities in combat, athleticism, and intelligence.
#Bruce is even worse#he says he’s human#but he’s been cursed and blessed so many times#and does things through sheer willpower#like that training routine ain’t human bro#sorry to tell you that#the whole batfamily prides themselves on being (mostly) human#and it’s barely true#it’s true of technicality#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#thoughts
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the sillies
dialogue from here if you want a blast from the year 2010
#my art#dc#bart allen#kon el#conner kent#impulse#superboy#konbart#bartkon#we need to decide is it konbart or bartkon#its barely even a portmanteau we should know what the order is at least#out of all the starkid productions mamd....... does not crack the top 10 for me. probably bottom of the list.#would definitely not be the first show id recommend to anybody#very 2010s humour#however this exchange was funny
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you always land on all fours
#umineko#umineko spoilers#ikuko hachijo#ikukos turn for a more serious piece... the old man has reigned for too long#now. INCREDIBLY LONG INCOHERENT TAGS RANT INCOMING FAIR WARNING HAS BEEN GIVEN:#it makes me so so sad how little discussion there is about specifically ikuko because imho she fits so neatly into a lot of the more#overarching Big Themes of the game in a way that i have not ever really seen people take notice of or point out in a meaningful way#like even just off of the top of my head. the significance of names and what it means to go by a name that's Not Yours (she has like 4+)#what it Means to be a witch how it represents a person's deepest insecurities and flaws & how its at its core a coping mechanism#the fact that it takes two to create a universe and trying to do it on your own anyways has the capacity to bring you intense misery#^ (how she's shown to be extremely dismissive of her own work and skill until a collaborator comes into her life and helps/encourages her)#and even the family/patriarchy/misogyny stuff that is so prevalent in the rest of the game comes back around to her. even her Only Friend#(young&stupid atp to be fair) remarks that shes Weird for being unmarried + the little she does say about her past invites the question of#to what extent her self-image stems from her family deeming her a freak outcast & effectively disowning her while celebrating her brothers#and i have lot in my mind about the witch thing specifically because i think her particular situation is very reflective of what umineko's#entire magic system and fantasy facet as a whole is meant to represent for an individual. from what little we see of (what is presumably)#her Real personality she is shown to be deeply self conscious in a way that is JARRINGLY diametrically opposed to both 1.) what we see in#featherine and 2.) what we see when she is acting as a Public Figure. because both of the above are very much purposeful acts that she is#putting on in order to obfuscate her true self. and i have always been very resolute & adamant about not totally equating her to featherine#not only because im very firmly in the camp of “featherine is the avatar of the Pen Name & tohya is part of her too” but also very much b/c#i feel very strongly that the stark differences between the two are very centrally relevant to her character & her psyche. as is the case#with most other witches featherine's personality traits serve to reveal/magnify a lot of ikukos inner workings by playing on her#insecurities/reversing them e.g. ikuko being very quick to downplay her skill/achievements becomes featherine being the COMPLETE opposite#to the point where she barely registers even other witches as living beings rather than just fun touys. BUT even though i do champion the#ikuko/featherine separation so hard i ALSO think it is purposefully relevant that at first glance the line between them seems so blurry#her introduction implying a more nebulous separation between her reality/fantasy counterpart is i think is an intentional move on her part#like it is part of the front she is putting up when acting as the Author. as opposed to Ikuko the person who we (in a way ironically very#similar to the way that the Real Battler is presumably only shown during the boatscene) only very briefly get to see take up screentime#which even on a meta level lines up very well with her apparent underlying nature as a like. extremely private largely reserved/shy person#hit tag limit but if by some miracle anyone is still reading this thank you... please see ikuko with the love she deserves... ok ily byeee
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#I'm gonna be honest I barely looked at refs this was SUPPOSEDLY a quick sketch#don't be fooled I just spammed filters to make it look cool#for some reason I was never scared of 1x back then#I was more afraid of john doe when he was still a huge rumour going around back when I was like what 11#forsaken#forsaken fanart#forsaken 1x1x1x1#forsaken 1x4#ronu's artwork
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Remus the icon that he is:
1st year James: hey remus? How come you're always with Madam Pomfrey?
Remus: we're fucking.
James:
James: you're joking right?
Mcgonagall: where is your homework?
Remus: my wolf ate it.
Mcgonagall: ...
Remus: I'm not lying and you know it.
Sirius: hey moony? What's a toaster?
Remus: torture machine.
Sirius: what
Remus: 🫂
#i love remus lupin#If you couldn't tell#Guys but seriously why does my remus posts barely get attention 😭#harry potter#marauders#sirius black#james potter#wolfstar#remus lupin#minerva mcgonagall#madam pomfrey#remus loves sirius#remus x sirius#sirius x remus
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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