#*bleep* au

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: What the *Bleep*

So obviously characters didn’t swear in Danny Phantom because it was a kid’s show, but they used plenty of stand ins, such as Mr. Lancer’s book title swearing

What if people from Amity are physically incapable of swearing?

That’s why they use all these stand in phrases instead of saying fuck because they literally can’t. They are literally censored whenever they try swearing 

Now imagine, Danny and Jazz have moved to Gotham while Jazz is working on her degree. Danny get’s a job as a barista to help with the bills while taking online classes. It’s not uncommon for Jazz to come in and study at a table when it’s not busy and stick around to walk home with Danny after his shift.

Then a certain customer starts coming in regularly and starts a sort of friendship with Danny. This customer is one of the older two Batboys, Dick or Jason, and Danny was cool with them before they started showing romantic interest in Jazz. Then it’s just that scene from the Scott Pilgrim Vs the World movie

[amelia-yap]

So you just drew Weiss topping Ruby. Not gonna lie, I always envisioned the opposite.

hhhjhjhj both ways are nice!

[justaturtleindisguise]

SUGAR RUSH TWINS !!!

[miwachan2]

Fae Eclipses date outfit looked pretty so I drew it UwU AU / Fae Eclipse belongs to @sourtomatola

[gierosajie]

Designing a Madoka witch form for Venti is really just me going "what a fine lad. I'd love to see him in a pit of despair"

[bleepyear]

Dinfeld Fairytale AU anyone?

[pluviacuratio]

@hehosts || ♫

{ ♪ } -- "I take it people often leave you waiting?"

She was typically early if not on time for any appointment, but she hadn't intended to really take the time to meet with anyone today.

"Is the headmaster sending you on another errand today?"

[belivinginyourselfistherealmagic]

Finally did some Akko wing au ✨

[willow-boop]

* An Existential Crisis *

[sortanonymous]

Sorta: "Yeah! I'm so hyped to write Meta Knightmare IV and adapt Star Allies! It's gonna knock your socks off! Kirby AO3 ain't gonna be ready for this! SortaNonymous is about to make you his *****! WOO!!!"

Also Sorta: *Has spent like four days having no clue how to introduce the Jamba Heart in Chapter 3, especially considering my timeline plans that have already been partially published and set in stone*

So basically, not saying you need to roast my hype-up posts yet, but I wouldn't blame you for thinking the Fat Lady should already be warming up her pipes.

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Just recalled that I was working on an animatic for my sep. AU where Mikey was trying to sell Donnie on the found family trope

I’m gonna finish it one day

Oh yeah btw guys I’m actually an animator

Minor thing for me is that I don’t swear whatsoever and that includes even minor words like d*mn and h*ll, like I don’t even repost or reblog stuff that includes any language because that’s not on brand with who I am. I want people to see my brand and internet persona as completely family friendly, so that’s mainly why I don’t cuss… so I was very conflicted about posting this video (at least without any bleeps over the bad words).

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#662 Silly Guy

Jessica Rabbit Yuu And Ruggie Au be like-...When you first knew of each other's existence...

Monstro Loungue, Vil your best friend coming to for emotional support to see who is the guy you crushing on...and Finding Out it's...Ruggie

Yuu*Giggles slipping from a heart straw into your drink,Watching as Ruggie in his monstro lounge little suit was serving tables and cracking tiny jokes*...The way I let that Little Silly Guy~ (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEeeeeeeeEEEEEP)-

Vil*Mouth ajar, eyes bulging in shock at the ...tons of lewd and steamy things you let the "silly little guy" do to you*...

Yuu*Chin resting on palm,with heart eyes and blush*(BLEEP)(BLEEP) (BLEEP) ME?~...Is Ridiculous~

Rug*Tail wagging seeing as he glanced back to see you waving at him*...Shyehehe~

Vil*Raises brow seeing the two happily having an eye conversation*Lucky you to found someone so dependable...Just don't scare him off with ...what you just said

Part 3 of

@creativechaosx

[diazsdimples]

Fuck It Saturday

I'm not sure if it's friday anywhere anymore so we're fucking it on a Saturday!! I've been super lax on writing this week because I've got a beefy 3k word report on care for transgender/gender diverse parents during pregnancy due on Monday and I am not even halfway done dfkjds. BUT I did get a small trickle of Frostpunk AU beans so I thought I'd share! Snippet below the line bc it's kinda long

Tagged for Friday & Saturday by @smilingbuckley @thekristen999 @dangerpronebuddie @spotsandsocks @bidisasterevankinard

@cal-daisies-and-briars @daffi-990 @theotherbuckley and @kitteneddiediaz, I will be getting to your snippets tonight!!

Buck’s reading to Christopher when it happens.

Ever since Christopher woke up, Buck has been keeping a near-constant vigil at his bedside, keeping the boy entertained and comfortable where he can. He’d even snuck into the Children’s Shelter to borrow some toys for Christopher - a set of cards, a rainbow puzzle, a small, plastic dinosaur toy, and a fluffy rabbit that Christopher had kept tucked under his arm ever since.

So, it’s not entirely surprising that Buck is there when Edmundo wakes up.

The first indication is the bleeping on Edmundo’s heart monitor begins to increase in speed. Buck stops midsentence and turns in his chair. The first thing he notices is that Edmundo’s eyes are open, wide and fearful as he looks around the room.

In a flash, Buck is on his feet, book clattering to the floor, and he rushes over to Edmundo’s bedside.

“Hen!” he yells, praying his friend is close enough to hear. “Chimney! Someone, come quick!!”

Edmundo’s chest begins to heave as a heavy panic sets in and he raises his arms to claw at the breathing tube down his throat. Buck grabs his wrists and pins them to his size, and is surprised at the strength of the man. It takes no small amount of effort to keep him from ripping the tube out, or scrabbing at the IV lines in his arms.

“Hey, hey it’s okay, Hen and Chimney are coming, just breathe for me,” Buck says hurriedly as he watches Edmundo gag around the tube. He knows the man will be getting oxygen, but that won’t be stopping the feeling of suffocation, the feeling of obstruction in his throat.

Edmundo’s eyes bug out as he looks at Buck, gaze boring into him in a silent plea. Help me. Make it stop.

There’s a clattering of feet on linoleum as Hen, Chimney, and another medic Buck doesn’t know the name of all sprint into the cramped med bay.

“What’s going on, what happened?” Hen asks as she comes screeching to a halt, but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what’s going on. Before Buck can even open his mouth, Chimney is grabbing the extubation equipment and barking orders at Hen and the medic, all three swarming Edmundo’s bedside.

Buck’s in the way, he knows it but he cannot make himself move. Instead, he takes both of Edmundo’s hands and laces their fingers together, squeezing lightly to give Edmundo something to focus on.

“Look at me, Edmundo,” he says as Hen peels off the tape keeping the tube in place. Edmundo’s eyes flick back towards Buck, his eyebrows scrunched together, and Buck’s stomach twists uncomfortably as he sees a tear slide down Edmundo’s cheek.

“That’s it, just keep your eyes on me.”

“Okay, extubating patient now. Hen, have suction at the ready. Jess, get the O2 mask,” Chimney orders, and there’s a fluffy of movement as everyone gets in position.

Buck looks away. He doesn’t want to watch the tube come out. He’s never been the best with medical things at the best of times and this.. well he’s not exactly sure why the thought of Edmundo in particular being in pain makes him so unhappy but it does. So he doesn’t watch, instead keeping his eyes trained firmly on his and Edmundo’s hands. It doesn’t escape his notice the way Edmundo’s knuckles go white as he clings to Buck for dear life.

There’s horrible wet noise followed by the sound of suction and a volley of wet coughs, before Buck hears a deep breath in. He chances a glance upwards and sees Edmundo, eyes open and sans tube for the first time he got to Sector 118. There’s an oxygen mask fitted over his face, fogging up with every breath Edmundo takes.

Instantly, relief flows through Buck like warm honey, filtering through his veins until he’s lighter and warmer than he’s been in days. Edmundo’s awake. Edmundo is breathing on his own. Edmundo’s alive.

Buck grins, unable to contain his joy. “Welcome back to the world of the living, Edmundo.”

“Eddie,” the guy croaks, and Buck blinks.

“Huh?”

“Name’s E-Eddie. Not Edmundo,” he rasps, before breaking out into a coughing fit. Buck rushes to help him upright, takes off the oxygen mask, and holds out a container as Edmundo – Eddie spits into it, his chest heaving from the force of his coughs. Buck rubs his back, murmuring reassuring words until Eddie takes a shaky breath and allows himself to rest back against his pillows.

No pressure tagging (for Friday or Saturday) @hippolotamus @watchyourbuck @neverevan @babybibuck @aroeddiediaz

@bibuckbuckgoose @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @nmcggg @jesuisici33 @wikiangela

@loveyouanyway @exhuastedpigeon @epicbuddieficrecs @hermscat @worriedbisexual

@slightlyobsessedwitheverything @actuallyitsellie @idealuk @dangerpronebuddie @simpingforhotfictionalcharacters

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@steadfastsaturnsrings @thewolvesof1998 @jehdogg @ohlookitsthearkhamknight @revenge-of-the-assbutt (lmk if you want to be added/removed)

[gierosajie]

On one hand, I could just make a metal relief for the harp part to make things easier

On the other hand, I could just use my old project as a reference and paint this

[thedvilsinthedetails]

rosekiller band au microfic pt2

yayyy part 2 is here! (Again if there’s any typos lmk ty)

(also yeah I changed their ages slightly, the skittles r now 23 not 25 what r u gonna do about it?)

anywayssss here’s the ppl that asked to be tagged/said they wanted more so im tagging them anyway (sorry if u didn’t want that): @always-reading @lady-stardust-incarnate @lulublack90 @idk-what-to-put-here-123 @weirdtinkerbellversion @depressedtheatrekiddo @blu3stars @nikholascrow @good-oldfashioned-lover-girl @picklerab23

(As always if u wanna be tagged or not tagged pls lmk I won’t mind at all <3)

Link to Part One

Link to Next Part

***

Evan woke up the next morning to the harsh bleep of his phone that always managed to elicit pure terror in his body. He groaned and rolled out of bed. He’d forgotten to turn off the alarm and of course he was awake at six in the fucking morning on a Saturday.

He threw on a dressing gown over his tank top and plaid pyjama bottoms, slipped into his fluffy slippers and trudged to the kitchen for some coffee.

Once he got to the kitchen he saw Dorcas was already sat at the little island she passed him a warm cup of coffee as soon as he sat down. Dorcas had always been the earliest riser of the band, always eager to get ready quickly and get the hell out of the house, he supposed that’s what growing up as the eldest sister to four brothers did to you. 

“Heard your alarm go off, figured you’d forgot to turn it off.”

“Dorcas you lifesaver. And I mean seriously a lifesaver, I might have murdered someone without this coffee.”

Dorcas laughed.

“Who?”

Evan rubbed his eyes.

“Barty probably. He’s fucking annoying.”

“Any excuse to get up close to him then more like.”

Evan’s head snapped up.

“What?”

Dorcas rolled her eyes.

“Please you’re shit at hiding it.”

“Don’t know what you’re talking ‘bout Cas.”

Evan mumbled, taking a long drink from his mug. 

“Please, save the crap. If you don’t have a crush on him, why do you get so worked up by people calling you a couple. It consumes your every waking thought, now why is that? Tell me.”

“Ughhh I don’t want to think about it.”

He groaned and stared into the brown murky depths of the mug he was cradling close to him.

Dorcas softened.

“Look, Marls and Barty are really close, our next tour stop is London which means she’ll obviously drop by rehearsals. I can get her to ask him if he-“

“He doesn’t.”

Evan ran his thumb over a tiny chip in the ceramic. It was a mug Barty had painted around four years ago, Dora had decided for her sixteenth she wanted to go to a pottery painting place like when they were little. Barty was- honestly pretty shit at painting. The background was covered in vast uneven strokes of black. He’d tried to paint a white ferret on it - ‘Ev this one is for you, if you were any animal I’d say you’d be a ferret.’ - thing is it looked more like a snake with legs that was also, well, a zombie. It was Evan’s most prized possession. He’d be taking it to the grave. He turned it to look inside the handle. Barty had been too lazy to paint that part so instead he’d just written crudely with the brush - ‘B + E forever bitches!’. His eyes crinkled fondly as he read it. 

“I just need to get over it.”

His expression hardened and he looked up at Dorcas again.

“Get over what?”

They both turned to find Barty in the doorway. His hair was sticking up in all directions. Fuzzy spikes of green and black. He stretched his arms all the way up as he yawned, flexing his wrist so his ‘SKITTLES’ tattoo was on full display. He had one of Evan’s jumpers on over his pyjama top. Evan really wanted to reach out and hold. Why’d he have to go and look so soft? Wasn’t fucking fair. 

“Nothing Jr.”

Barty nodded in response as he padded over and sat himself in the chair next to Evan.

“Why’re you even awake?”

Dorcas asked.

Barty dropped his head down onto the island counter dramatically.

“Forgot to turn off my alarm.”

Dorcas laughed out loud, fully threw her head back and everything.

“Two birds of a fucking stupid feather you two are.”

She got up and put her mug in the sink before heading out of the kitchen. Barty turned his head up to look at Evan as soon as she was gone.

“You don’t have to tell me anything Evan, but if you want to you can. You know that right?”

Barty lifted his head and propped it up on his hand as Evan nodded.

“Yeah. Yeah I know Barty.”

“Good.”

Barty shuffled his chair closer before dropping his head onto Evan’s shoulder and falling quiet. It was instinctual, the way Evan brought his arms up around him. After a few moments he looked down though, Barty was suspiciously silent.

“Bee?”

He whispered.

“M’awake. You’re just comfy Ev. You’re really good at hugs.”

Might be ‘cause I was built to hold you.

Damn that’s a fucking stupid thing to say. Fuck I’ve turned into Reg whenever he’s around James.

Yeah Evan needed to get over this like fucking yesterday.

•••

Barty breathed in deeply, face buried in the crux of Evan’s neck. He couldn’t help it really. Evan smelled like home. Probably a creepy thing to say, oh well wasn’t like he said it out loud. Evan was home though, plain and simple.

He didn’t want to move, probably ever. Still eventually as the rest of the group came pattering into the kitchen and things got livelier he had to shift away.

•••

They got on the train at noon, ready to head to London. Evan took the window seat watching as the city turned to rolling hills turned to city again. Barty kept sneaking glances over at him, wasn’t really sure what he was looking for honestly but-

“What?”

Evan asked finally, tone irritated.

“Nothing, just bored.”

“Oh um-“

Evan glanced around, he and Barty were in a two seater while the rest of the band sat around the table in front of them, chatting animatedly.

“S’fine Ev, not anything you can do about it, I’m gonna be bored till we get off this bloody train. Fucking buzzing.”

“Excited for tomorrow then yeah?”

Barty turned to him with shining eyes. 

“D’you remember when we were eighteen? First time at the O2 for a concert? Fuck d’you remember seeing it like that, covered in all the lights ‘n shit. Eventim Apollo doesn’t even compare.”

Evan chuckled. They’d gone to the O2 for the first time June 2019 to see a concert when Evan was still in his backstreet boys phase, something no one was allowed to talk about now under any circumstances.

“D’you remember what you said to me?”

•••

“Look at that stage Ev. Imagine playing there. For all these people.”

Evan turned to Barty and ruffled his hair.

“One day Bee, we’ll be playing here. I promise you yeah? We’ll be playing here and it’ll all the fucking sold out.”

“You think?”

•••

“Yeah. Yeah I do.”

***

AHHH I HOPE U LIKED ITTTT (idk when part 3 will be coming but hopefully soon <333333)

[dean-a-mean-tae]

Eomma?! | Stray Kids Extra Member AU

Version 1 of Nicholas Ross in Stray Kids Family

WARNINGS: This might be cringe? Nicholas gets bleeped out. The stray kids' family tree is confusing, and Nicholas points out a weird thing happening.

Nicholas Ross Master List | Requested: Yes

Relation: Hyunjin's son

Age: 5

Background: Instead of confronting Jisung about his affair, Momma Hyunjin cheated back and had Nicholas.

☾ To add character, Nicholas walked around on his knees (as much as he can) since he's "5".

☾ Chan, Nick, and Felix are the youngest "children" so they kind of just do their own thing together, and the members coo when they interact.

☾ Nicholas shoves Jisung away from Hyunjin and pushes Seungmin next to Hyunjin instead. 5-year-old Nick is supportive of their relationship.

☾ At some point, Nicholas waddled over to Changbin and Jeongin while the oldest was "flirting." Nick kicked Changbin in the back of the knees, and everyone laughed as he fell.

☾ Nick used this as an excuse to attach himself to Hyunjin. When Hyunjin sat down, Nicholas sat on his lap or beside him. When Hyunjin walked around, Nicholas held onto the back of his shirt as he followed him.

☾ If Nick wasn't with Hyunjin, then he was with Jeongin. Latching onto the youngest member like wasps on a lollipop. (I hate when a wasp lands on my candy ;-;)

NOTABLE MOMENTS

"Well, what about you?" Han scoffed. His lips twitched as he tried not to smile. He looked down as he chuckled before looking up with a blank expression. Jisung pointed at Nicholas while speaking to Hyunjin, "You've obviously cheated on me."

"You leave my son alone!" Hyunjin shouted, glaring at Jisung as he guided Nicholas's head to his side. Nicholas hummed in amusement as he nuzzled into Hyunjin's hand.

"He looks nothing like me!" Jisung shouted before pointing at Chan and Changbin. "I don't even know if those two are mine!"

The room filled with barely concealed laughter. Felix hid in his hands while Minho stroked his back, pursing his lips to hide his smile. Next to them were Seungmin and Chan, who were both wheezing quietly. Jeongin looked at the camera as he tried not to laugh. Meanwhile, Changbin leaned against the counter as he belly laughed.

"Don't nobody wanna look like some cheating, palm-colored, ugly *bleep* *bleep*!"

"Nicholas!"Hyunjin laughed, smacking the taller boy's arm.

"Sorry, eomma!"

"You know something I just realized?" Nicholas asked, untucking himself from Hyunjin's neck. Everyone watched him sit up as he continued, "Changbin is Hyunjin and Jisung's son. Seungmin is Jisung's brother, who's married to Minho. Jeongin is Minho's sister, right?"

Everyone agreed as they laughed at the slightly confusing family tree. Nicholas shook his head at them. "Changbin is DTF with Jeongin, but Jeongin is his aunt by marriage."

Everyone blinked once. Twice. Thrice before chaos ensued. Felix and Hyunjin were shouting while Minho and Seungmin's faces contorted in disgust. Chan laughed as he leaned against the couch with Jisung next to him. 

Changbin and Jeongin looked between each other and the staff behind the camera. It looked like they hadn't thought of that.

"Why did you point that out?!" Hyunjin whined as he shook Nicholas by the shoulders.

"Eomma, I want a candy," Nick whined as he tugged at Hyunjin's shirt. The older boy huffed a barely concealed laugh as he looked at Nicholas.

"You don't need any candy," Hyunjin said, waving his finger at him. Nick whined as he wrapped his arms around Hyunjin's waist and looked up at him from the couch.

"Please," He pouted. Some of the members cooed while others cringed. Hyunjin pouted back at Nicholas as he ran his thumb across the younger boy's cheek.

"Only one," Hyunjin sighed before handing him a Reese's. 

"Where did you get this?!" Nick laughed as he opened the candy. Hyunjin shrugged with a smile while everyone watched the tallest boy do a happy wiggle.

"It's so good," He giggled while everyone laughed.

Nicholas Ross Master List

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