#09 roach

[mellounir]

commission done for @captav with OG Ghost and Roach ❤️ full pic under the cut

[gray-samael]

Silly arts of the first and only poly that got me hooked.

Based on these photos:

Thanks to hubby who sends all sorts of interesting photos.😂🖤

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #14

[This takes place in the 2009 CoD universe.] Roach, from the air vents: LUKE- Soap, reflexively: I AM YOUR FATHER. Ghost, holding his phone up: 😱 Roach: Soap: Roach: I can explai- Soap: Did you just- Roach: No- Soap: Did you just record me saying I'm you father? -------- Soap: I just electrocuted myself. Ghost: How shocking. Sherlock: How do you feel currently? Soap: I feel kinda amped. Gaz: Watt I can't hear you?? Roach: He said it hertz a lot. Kate: Are they okay? Nikolai: This is normal, they are fine. Kate: But he was jus- Price: He's fine. I'd be more concerned if he wasn't making puns. -------- Alejandro, to the Vaqueros: Ok, listen here you little shits! Alejandro: Not you, Rudy. You're an angel. We love you. -------- Roach: I picked up a chick today. Soap: Nice. What's her name? Roach: Soap: Roach: Roach, ignoring the soft clucking coming from his backpack: Fluff Monster. -------- Kate: What's your blood type? Price, bleeding out: How would I know? Kate: How would you not? Price: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups? Kate: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!?! -------- Roach: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everybody* Price: Hey Roach, how was your day? Roach: *picks up an onion and bites into it staring at Price* Hell. Gaz, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you? -------- Roach: Can I be frank with you guys? Ghost: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help. Soap: Can I still be Soap? Gaz: Shh let Frank speak. -------- Gaz: Captain? Price: Yeah, Gaz? Gaz: I'm... I'm bah- bise- bahsex- Price: Take your time. Gaz: *points at Sherlock and Roach* Gaz: Both. -------- Price: Is that a hickey? Gaz: No, it's just a mosquito bite. Roach: *enters room* Roach: Hey guys. Price: hI MoSQuiTo. -------- Price: How was the camping trip? Roach, panting and visibly distraught: HE TRIED TO KILL ME. Ghost: HE SAID THE BUGS WERE BOTHERING HIM SO I SPRAYED HIM WITH BUG SPRAY. Roach: A S S A U L T. -------- Graves: *tries to flirt with Sherlock* Roach: *stares at them silently* Soap: You're really quiet today, Gary. Roach: *still staring* Nobody plans a murder out loud. -------- Random mugger: Give me your money. Sherlock: *holds up a reverse UNO card* Bitch, give me your money. Random mugger: The fuck! Sherlock: *runs away* [Later] Sherlock: And that's how I avoided getting mugged. Nikolai: From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck Sherlock. -------- Ghost: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me. Price: How did you get in my house? Ghost: Exactly. -------- Gaz: Why are you lying on the floor? Roach: I have depression. Roach: Also, I was stabbed six or seven times, could you get Sherlock? -------- Sherlock, at the 141's base for the 1st time: Can you tell me where I can find Captain Price? Ghost: Yeah, for sure. You go down there, you turn left, you look for a broken down, stressed-out middle-aged man looking like he's functioning on two hours of sleep and one working brain cell, and you follow him. Sherlock: And he'll take me to Captain Price? Ghost: That is Captain Price.

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

You must choose.

[miilkybnn]

hello milky!!! i'd like to report u have gained quite a cult following amongst our little friend group and if you could, we'd love to see you draw 09 soaproachghost!! no worries if not, we'd just adore seeing them in your style!! hope you're well!

“”cult following”” made me giggle teheehee

y’all are so sweet!! im a lil sick rn so sorry if it’s not up to par with some of my other stuff but here is some 09 GhostRoachSoap for y’all cuties <3

theyd absolutely spoil Roach rotten me thinks

[8-rae-rae-8]

There's something about characters that have an odd relationship with fire or ice.

I've been writing so much Graves Was In The Tank™, Roach & Ghost Survive Loose Ends™, Ghost Getting Tortured By Roba™...

There's something so intimate about craving warmth but flinching back as if feels like fire was dancing on their skin. There's something so heartbreaking about feeling safe when it's too cold, unsure of how to even get the warmth they need so desperately. Craving the safety of a blanket, while immediately kicking it off when it reaches the warm threshold.

[amikoroyaiart]

Being a Captain is not easy

[emmster]

Loose ends

[mactavishenjoyer]

09' Ghost, into his radio: "ROACH! ROACH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?? RESPOND!"

09' soap:"how the hell is he going to respond when he can't fucking talk!"

09' Ghost :"he'll make someone else do it"

09' soap: "that's the stupidest thing I have heard all day."

A random man over their radios :"EAST HALLWAY! PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KI-"*gunshot*

09' Ghost, with heart eyes:"see, I told you!"

09' Soap:

[diminishedheadlight]

Throws old cod art at you and runs away.

[moon-at-dawn]

Did you guys read Soap's journal?

While I reading COD wiki, i found out that OG Soap had journal

And he is a fuckin artist

And he really hates army dogs lol

He spent 3pages for talking about dogs

And the first one, he even said "consider me a cat man now"

What the hell kind of name is Ghost?

- Says the man named Soap

Og mw2 Spoiler below

For Ghost, Roach

Drawing of Price

How many times can a man save your life until it's no longer your own?

[pippynsworld]

Local cryptid and reporter Sanderson on the scene

[gray-samael]

Doodle&Sketch.

[alkern]

[lululandd]

accidental fingering

roach doesn't know what personal space is, and will never learn

happened irl lmfao, video under the cut (volume warning)

[8-rae-rae-8]

Watched them get burned alive again

Absolutely fuck you Shepard