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spr0utsies · 8 months

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flowersforvax · 1 year

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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid.#250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

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jarondont · 4 months

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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

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petrichorvoices · 2 months

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AROMANTICISM. YOU AGREE. REBLOG

#aro #aromantic #reblog bait #rambling #oh gods this was supposed to be a quick post to help get the tag trending why's it almost at 2k notes

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if-loki-was-a-fox · 14 days

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"Am I scary yet?"

-Pearlescentmoon

(about 1:45 in this Vodskall video)

#this post originally said->->->#I think one of the funniest things in mcyt is when they refer to armor as clothes.#“I'm not wearing any clothes” “give me your pants” “I'm taking off my shirt”#so much funnier than if they just talked about it normally #<-<-<- and then I edited it to pearlo :3 #okay original tags ->->->#mcyt #*sigh*#my 700+ note posts #my 900+ note posts #my 1k+ note posts #my 2k+ note posts #this is so far beyond my previous most popular post at this point #my 4k+ note posts #my 5k+ note posts #my 6k+ note posts

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dragonnnfly · 27 days

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Boop him Toothless

#httyd #how to train your dragon #boop #April fools day #April fools #hiccup #httyd 2 #toothless #funny #shitpost #1k notes #2k notes #3k notes #4k notes

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werewolfsister · 7 days

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Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

#I am HOWLING LAUGHING reading the reblog tags lmaoooooo ty everyone #Phoenix Wright #Miles Edgeworth #SL-9 Incident #Rise From the Ashes #Detective Goodman #Edit: thank you for 1k+ notes everyone!!!!!#Ace Attorney #Edit: thank you for 2k+ notes guys??!!!!#Edit: 2500+ notes?!?!? 😱#Edit: THREE THOUSAND NOTES WTF IS GOING ON HAHAHA THANK YOU

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gothsugarbunnidisco · 20 days

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happy eclipse day if it’s in your area and if it’s not happy sun being normal day

#kittyposting #and happy will wood uploading on youtube day to all!z #eclipse #girlfriend boyfriend #total eclipse #solar eclipse #mine #sun #eclipse 2024 #greatest hits #500+ notes #1k+ notes #space #2k+ notes #3k+ notes #4k+ notes

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cheesit-notes · 9 months

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"s'fucking small"

lieutenant ghost who has a major size kink.

tags: MDNI!, size kink obvi, manhandling teehee, fem reader, fingering, you're put in a mating press, lowkey praise?

a/n: sorry for the late post, i went to hoyofest '23 and then tumblr went down for a bit but teehee take ghost and size kink (i want him to manhandle me)

ghost likes to hold things after you hold them just to see how big his hands look on it compared to yours. does the thing where he makes you hold his phone and later compares it to his cock. (when hard, he is most definitely over 7 inches and at least 5 inches in girth, you can't tell me he can act like this if his cock was any less)

loves manhandling you 'cause god, look at you! so small next to him. he absolutely adores your hand in his, just shows him how big he is compared to you.

when he has you pinned to the bed, legs spread out showing off your pretty little cunt to him, just him. god, and you're so wet, letting him slip in a finger in so easily. one hand holding yours down, your knees pressing against your chest as he pushes himself onto you. revels in the fact he can just engulf your entire body with his larger one.

slips a few fingers in and out, seeing you squirm around trying to rub on him trying to get any form of friction. teases you by rubbing your clit, just a little. then when he's had enough, he'll stand up and let you watch as he slowly takes off his belt and let his cock spring free.

an arm to support him, your knees now next to your head because of the position, and his cock lined up with your cunt. he'll ram it in with no time for you to adjust (he's so mean). gets him all riled up seeing a bulge in your stomach. he'll grunt out your name and little comments about how you're "s'fucking small" and how you're taking him in sooo good. he'll put you in a mating press. eventually, he's just panting and moaning your name as you squeeze around him with a death grip on your hips and thighs.

god you look so cute as he fucks your brains out.