#BatFlash

[dcsideblog]

[chaparro0456]

Bruce bringing in Damian in the cave for the first time

Tim: what the fuck Is

Bruce: one language two he’s my son

Jason: wait you can actually have a kid like biologically

Dick:I always thought his canon didn’t work

Tim: one ewww two i thought the whole playboy thing was an act he just payed random ladies to say they did it

Jason: I thought he was gay for Superman

Tim: nah the flash man

Dick: um don’t disrespect, my boy green arrow like that 

They just started arguing with gay batship id better completely forgetting they have a new sibling while Batman is sat there sighing because this has happened more then once’s

Damian : are they always like this

Alfred: I’m afraid so here have a cookie

Damian: ooo cookies

Part 2

[a55goblin]

i love bat/birdflash sm

[toytle]

my little sister asked me to draw “barry and hal and batman as friends when they were younger,” and who am i to deny a childhood friends au

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IMAGE 1: Fan comic of Bruce Wayne, Barry Allen, and Hal Jordan in a childhood friends AU. Bruce has dark slicked back hair, bat-motif eyebrows, a grey button-down, dark slacks, and dark dress shoes. Barry has feathery blonde hair with strands behind his ears resembling wings, lightning motif eyebrows and blush, white short sleeved button-up, a blue vest and red bowtie, light blue jeans, and white winged sneakers. Hal has short fluffy brown hair, freckles and an off-center tooth gap, a pilot jacket over a green T-shirt, dark baggy jeans, and brown sneakers.

Bruce: [knee to ground, observing a feather through a magnifying glass]

Barry: [crouching, concentrated expression, nodding with finger to lip]

[vague word bubble behind them reading: *sleuth sleuth* *ramble ramble ramble* *science science* *blah blah blah*]

Hal: [head thrown back in exasperation, holding toy airplane] This is so BOOORRIIING.

IMAGE 2:

Hal: [bored frustrated expression, arms out] Can we play something else now?

Bruce [rolling eyes] and Barry [furrowed eyebrows]: [simultaneously] No.

IMAGE 3:

Hal: [shaking Barry by the shoulders] Barryyyy

Barry: [undisturbed, hands on hips still deep in concentration]

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Barry: [unchanged pose] Hal, I already said no. It’s not fun when you’re the only one with the plane.

Hal: [frowns]

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Hal: [forward facing unamused expression] Hrmm.

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Hal: [puts hand on Barry’s shoulder as if making a pitch] Well… who said it had to be airplanes again?

Barry: [eyes light up with curiosity] ?

IMAGE 4:

Hal: [on monkey bars, wearing a green rubber band as a ring] My power ring lets me fly, so good luck reaching me now!

Barry: [looking up at him with a pokerfaced pout]

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Barry: [viewed from above, awkward determined smile] Uh, well, I can run so fast that it creates a tornado that pulls you back down!

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Barry: [starts to run in a circle, tongue out of determination]

Hal: [holding on to monkey bar with one hand, pointing his “ring” at Barry with the other] Oh yeah? Then I’ll just stop you in your tracks before you can even take the next step!

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Barry: [stops, looks up at Hal in irritation, hair swooshed back from running] What? That’s cheating.

IMAGE 5:

Hal: [hopping down from monkey bars] How is that cheating? You literally just used time travel, like, a second ago!

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Barry: [counting off his fingers] But you can fly, AND use telekinesis, AND shield yourself, AND create anything, AND—

Hal: [throwing arms up in disbelief] Barry, you TIME TRAVEL.

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Hal and Barry: [blurry foreground bickering]

Bruce: [deadpan annoyed expression] <- Chose a superhero persona w/ no powers

IMAGE 6: Barry Allen narration boxes from The Flash (2016) #21: “Bruce Wayne. The Batman. The day I joined the Justice League was the first time in my life I felt like I had real friends I could relate to… But when I talked forensics… I could see in their eyes that I might as well have been speaking another language. Except Bruce. We could talk about evidence for hours.”

IMAGE 7: Hal Jordan narration boxes from Legends of the DC Universe #33: “Just seeing Barry lifts my spirits. He always had a knack for doing that. I don’t know if I was ever truly innocent… but handing out with the Flash sure made me feel that way. We were like a couple of kids—playing at being super-heroes. So I don’t think anyone’ll mind if we play again…”

[monkesupreme]

who keeps doing this to him....

[speeedsters]

every speedster needs their human boyfriend

[jess-bear]

Barry Allen is a Bottom with any shipp and I will not discuss it with anyone.

Good luck trying to change my mind

[axstoria]

Bruce Wayne being the crush of nearly all the Justice League members...

Clark is regularly seen more happy than usual in Batman's presence, offering the stoic man an absurd amount of help for no reason, even if he is pushed away by the Bat. He's always keeping tabs on the man's heartbeat to make sure he's safe and healthy because he can't bear to even think that his best friend could be sick or dying somewhere.

Hal is snarky and throws more comments around, yet everyone can see the way his gaze appreciates Batman's wide chest. He'll blame it on thinking his logo changed if anyone asks. And, sure, he'll throw little flirty jabs at Batman, but everyone else does, too, so it's okay, right? ...right...?

Diana is... normal. Nobody really notices the way her gaze lingers on Bruce's body for a moment more than everyone else's after a long mission, checking to see if anybody is severely injured. Maybe it's just because he's human, so she wants to make sure her teammate is safe.

Barry grows increasingly red (nearly the same shade as his suit) whenever Bruce is near him. He doesn't understand why—he has a wife, after all—but maybe it's just the tall, dark, and handsome cliché getting to him. Maybe the Bat is just an awakening of a part of him he didn't know he had.

Oliver torments Bruce as a civilian and in uniform. He's one of the few who can interact with the Bat in any situation, and he uses it to his advantage. He openly flirts at galas (Bruce is forced to return the sentiment to keep up his Brucie persona) and during missions, and nobody outside of the JL can put together the dots that these two particular men are weirdly romantic with one another.

Then, there's poor, poor J'onn who has to listen to all their ridiculous thoughts like he's being strapped to a chair and forced to watch the most dramatic soap opera that has ever been created. (He does not miss Bruce's little proud comments to himself after each weird interaction.)

[umtrem]

I AM NOT OK

SHADOW BATMAN AND SONIC FLASH. WHAT IS THIS NOW? BATFLASH? I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!!!! I feel like I'm getting the best Sonic content ever.

and sonic you are so adorably gay, I love him sooooooo much. goddammit

I just want them to kiss hard

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

Anyway back to report that Barry and Bruce are in fact quite cute.

Barry why are you inviting yourself on dates?

[ghostfurret]

My favorite trope when it comes to Justice League and Batman fanfic is when the Justice League learns about Batman’s identity and they’re like “oh no he’s hot under the cowl too!”

Are there fanfic where Batman has slept with members of the league (cowl stayed on) but then they learn his identity.

Hal: I SLEPT WITH BRUCE WAYNE???

Barry: YOU SLEPT WITH BATMAN?? WITHOUT ME??

Superman slightly embarrassed as he slept with BOTH and somehow didn’t put two and two together, despite Batman dropping multiple hints and not hiding it.

[dcsideblog]

[sketchysubstance]

I ship to see 2 hot people getting freaky and being cute together. At this point idc abt chemistry. as long as its not illegal or immoral i WILL imagine them kissing sloppy style.

[danaclese]

It's just bad movie fatigue

Do you hate superhero movies?

or the fact that the only two companies making movies are using a formula?

[6helpneeded9]

Bruce Wayne/Batman gets passed around like he’s some cheap drug anyone can afford, from the hero’s to anti hero’s to some villains in certain comics. That man is a slut and a bottom, don’t try and argue with me. The same is said about Wolverine, he has been passed around by the x-men like the last blunt at a party. He is also a bottom and read some of those gay ass comics if you think otherwise

[teatitty]

Will never not laugh at the whole "no metahumans in gotham allowed" thing because. Bruce is close friends with Barry Allen and his son Dick Grayson is childhood besties with Wally West. Both Barry and Wally are metahumans and Bruce and Dick have homoerotic tension with their respective Flash friend. What nonsense are we speaking right now