#But it did

[robinsgrl]

rafe with a clingy and weird girl.

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rafe wasn’t always so buff. when you two first started dating he was sorta lanky. you would pinch his thin arms and tease him. when he starts buffing out? holy shit you can’t get enough of him.

he’s come home from the gym and the first thing you do is shove your face into his chest, inhaling him as you rub your face against his pecs. he wraps his arm around your head, practically suffocating you in him. “mell goo.” you mumble into his chest. your hand slowly trails up and you squeeze his pec. like it’s a boob. he hisses and smacks your hand away, shoving you playfully.

you pout, “i wanna squeeze.”

he snickers out a laugh, smacking your hand away from him again. “leave me alone.”

this brightens you up. “are you ticklish?” your tone is teasing, fingers twiddling at him.

he lets out a full bodied laugh at this, pushing your hands away again. “get off, weirdo.”

“just let me honk your tit and i’ll stop”

“i don’t have tits.”

“dude, they’re staring right at me”

“im not your dude”

“okay my beautiful dude let me honk it”

“im feeling very sexualized”

another time when you guys are getting ready for bed. he’s brushing his teeth and you’re applying under eye cream. his arms look absolutely delicious, flexing soflty as he keeps brushing. you can’t control yourself.

you chomp down on his bicep. he stares at you completely bewildered. “did you bithe me?” mouth full of toothpaste

“you looked yummy” you say it lamely. as if it’s no big deal

“you’re like a dog”

“only like? Let’s solidify that” you chomp the air

he laughs, playfully shoving your face away from him.“get away from me”

“come on, it’s just cute aggression. I need to get it out”

“cute aggression? you think im cute??”

you shrug again, nodding. “i’ll show you cute baby,” he scoops you up trodding you over to your shared bed as you laugh happily. “it’s my turn to honk and bite you”

[bluerosefox]

Prom Invite

Wanna know what would be funny.

DeadTired Prom story.

Like no really hear me out.

As a bet or a dare or just Danny deciding to shoot his shot, Danny asks Tim Drake-Wayne to Casper's High Senior Prom via social media. He honestly thinks it will NEVER happen because come on its the internet and stuff.

But what if, what if Tim whose had an argument with Bruce or something and wanting to have some normal fun again before he became CO-CEO of WE or Red Robin see's the @ Danny sent him and decides you know what.

WHY THE HECK NOT?!

Danny wasn't expecting the guy to show up on prom night to pick him.

[peachsayshi]

sometimes when you look at baby daddy!sukuna you can't help but remember the first time he held his little girl, because that's the only time you've ever seen sukuna cry. your lips parted when two tears fell down his cheeks. but he caught himself fast, sniffled back the rest of his overwhelming emotion as he blinked back the rest of his tears from releasing. there was a strong tightness in his throat when he spoke, a scratchiness in his voice as he finally returned a smile she gave him. the way his voice dropped into a small tone, a whisper of only love when he stated: "she's perfect".

you cried not because of the sentiment of him seeing what you brought into this world together (despite the circumstances that preceded it). you cried because the man you knew was a brick wall that guarded his heart with the strength of steel. you've never seen him cry, and the last time he spoke of it was when he was a child.

you cried because for the first time you saw the man you love, the man you loved, as the softest being on earth. a softness you craved. a softness you searched for but never found.

[bluewolfangel01]

Levi: "I don't understand why you like someone as pathetic as me, I'm not that good at anything other then being a nasty useless otaku, (insert more self degrading here)."

Mc: *blank faced, moving sneakily close to Levi and picks him up bridal style*

Mc: "Snake <3."

Levi: *Stunned silent, he doesn't move for a few moments, then his tail curls around Mc's leg, and leans into their touch.*

Levi: "Y-yeah...."

[edenspoem]

starting that older!divorced!ellie fic a little early.. can't stop thinking about her i need her strong strapping hands ON ME.

[fevervoidthing]

Experimenting with ways to draw the goobers

Bonus:

[almaprincess66]

If the government says that PRIDE is out then I say that WRATH is in!!!

[queerqueenbeelove]

Love RWBY fanfics where Crescent Rose is an obscenely powerful Anti-Anything-in-That-Direction Gun or Ruby makes her into one

"Oh, is that Grimm a problem?"

Extremely loud Gunshot

Ruby ejects a giant bullet casing that makes metalpipe.sfx as it hits the ground

"Now there is no more Grimm...or anything behind it.." Ruby trails off, looking at the destruction she caused.

"What was that?????" Weiss yells, staring at a crater in the ground.

"A HESH round that I spiced up with a bit of extra Gravity Dust for some extra oomf!" Ruby explains, looking pleased with herself.

"That was very exciting! I enjoyed it quite a lot!" Penny stands next to Weiss, not sharing the bewilderment of the girl beside her.

"Thank you, Penny!" Ruby turns to Weiss, "Penny appreciates my high explosive ordinance!"

"Isn't it a bit overkill?" Weiss asks, gesturing at the nothing where something used to be.

"Not against a Goliath or a Leviathan! Crescent Rose would be very handy in case we run into one of those!"

Weiss tries to refute Penny's words before closing her mouth, realizing that the gynoid is correct, "All right, fine...but only Penny gets to hold the....HESH whatever the hell they are."

"Hehehe, a win for Crescent Rose, just like always!" Ruby responds with smug grin.

Weiss continues, "And you have to explain to Professor Goodwitch why the wall is missing!"

"Awwww dang it!"

[steampunk-bat]

Shout-out to "Lesbian Penis" on TikTok, who has managed to comment the "I do not know why the hive chose me but it did" bit on every single TMA video I've seen, it's become a lil game to see if they're in the comments or not

[whchwitch]

I feel like Agatha x Rio are coded like one of those couples that fall apart after the loss of a child. But I hope the show fully commits on Nick being Rio's son as well. I mean the literal embodiment of death getting to participate in the circle of life, falling in love and being loved and experiencing herself how amazing being alive can feel, and how it sucks at the same time because all we are and have are fated to end.... and because herself, because its her job.

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

It somehow just occurred to me that one day, it’s possible for there to be a show where in which Dan Berry and JPC are the Curtis brothers. And I’m very very excited for that day bc I feel like they’d be such an interesting dynamic as the brothers

[yournormalidiot]

I feel like how Steve and soda became besties went smth like this:

Soda at a girls from his class birthday party when he's like 5 or 6 going to play with the other boys after (somehow) getting his nails painted with the girls inside: look how pretty my nails are :)

Steve who's father is definition of toxic masculinity and really wants to make his father proud and slightly intimidated by how confident and comfortable soda is being feminine and showing it off without a care in the word and the other boys still liking him: you look like a girl..faggot

Soda who takes no shit: Well ur stupid >:(

*punches him. Leads to a fight/Wrestling match on the grass thats split up by adults.*

*both soda and Steve sitting alone in the sittingroom or somthing on opposite ends of the couch both pouting and with brusies and bloody noises*

Steve who's actually a sweetheart and really liked soda and doesn't like seeing people sad, especially him and now that his nail polish is chipped: ..I'm sorry for being mean..its just that my dad says boys who wear that stuff are faggots and not real men

Soda still pouting, who never cared and never will care abt other people and their views/opinions even if their meant to have authority: Well your dad's wrong and stupid, because my dad wears it and he's stronger than your dad and smarter

Steve who's seen Mr Curtis and can't disagree and isn't much of a fan of his dad anyway: ya..your probably right

*dramatic silence, soda pouting still looking away. Steve staring infront of him like he's contemplating all of lifes hardships*

Steve looking down at his own slightly disgusting nails: would you do my nails..but take them offf before my dad sees

Soda wiping his head to looking at him, gasping, wide eyes grinning. golden retriever mode activated: of course, I'd love to and I can show you how to do them so you can redo mine

Steve in shock from being treated so nice by someone so popular, especially over somthing that's meant to be bad for him: oh uhm ya ok

*queue soda happily painting Steve's nails at the coffee table, while they luaghing constantly and are non stop grinning. That's how Mr Curtis found them and they've been insebrable ever sense*

[monstrous-hypno-slut]

The more I play with my tits

The more my brain drips

The more I play with my tits

The more my brain drips

The more I play with my tits

The more my brain drips

[dubiousculturalartifact]

*sighs*

*taps the sign that reads “destiel never went canon, ‘castiel being queer and in love with dean’ went canon”*

[ghostcreaturetypething]

“Fix him.”

Oh god oh fuck