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Archangels | Elohim
Archangels
Species: Angel
Origins: Abrahamic religious mythology
Abilities:
Archangels are nigh omnipotent beings with abilities that rival or even outclass the likes of even the most powerful pagan deities.
Weaknesses:
Angelic weapons: angelic or holy weaponry is capable of damaging an archangel but archangel blades are actually the only things in heaven’s arsenal that are able to kill one.
Enochian magic: There are multiple enochian sigils, rituals, and spell work that can have an impact on all angels (including archangels) - even having the capacity to suppress their powers for a short time
Holy Oil: Holy oil is used to create holy fire. Holy fire can be used to trap and injure archangels but its effects don’t last long
The Cage: The cage is a prison that was built to hold Lucifer and as such it is easily capable of holding any archangel
The Colt: This monster slaying gun may not be able to kill an archangel but it does pack a punch. A headshot from this gun will knock an archangel out of commission for a minute or so
Lore:
Archangels in traditional Christian mythology are one of the lowest ranking in the holy hierarchy. They are the chiefs of the angels who interact with humanity and as such the most powerful of angels the human race would come into contact with but are actually significantly weaker than say Thrones or Seraphim who would stay close to God in heaven.
The śārīm angels of Judaism are the most powerful of the angels, and as such princes of heaven. The title given to the angelic princes in most english translations is “archangel” which is likely why the archangels are called as such. The judaic archangels consist of Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel.
The Archangels are one of God’s first creations, and the first of angel kind. They are considered to be heaven’s fiercest warriors and answer only to God himself. Being made from the primordial dust of creation an archangel at full strength is the strongest thing in existence bar their creator and his sister.
Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, and Lucifer are the true original archangels - the mythos was just gently altered in the minds of humans for Uriel to take his place after Lucifer’s banishment to the cage.
Their true form is an infinite and ever shifting wavelength of unfettered grace and light. Even those who can see the “true forms” of angels without dying or going blind are likely to go insane at the sight of God’s purest handiwork.
The archangels, being God’s first children, have a much deeper connection to each other and God himself. Angels of lower classes may use the terms brother and sister to refer to each other but they typically lack a true emotional familial connection to one another, unlike the archangels who are nothing short of a terribly dysfunctional family with unresolved daddy issues.
The Signs:
The manifestation of an archangel on earth is typically accompanied by freak storms, minor earthquakes and other natural disasters.
Archangel grace, especially in a newly acquired vessel, charges the air and can cause electrical disturbances.
The almighty power of creation that makes up an archangel’s existence seeps out of them in the form of minor miracles and the bringing of natural life (like flowers blooming and stuff)
Hunting:
There is very little you can do if what you’re hunting turns out to be an archangel short of turning and running in the opposite direction
They are nearly omnipotent beings and likely won’t think twice about killing you. However, if you do want to go against one of these bad boys this is how you do it:
There are certain enochian sigils that when drawn in human blood and completed can be used as a banishing method for angels.
If you want to trap an archangel you’re gonna want to find yourself some holy oil (good luck btw). Holy oil is a rare and coveted magical artifact that can be used to create holy fire which you can use to trap an archangel in a circle.
The only known weapon capable of actually killing an archangel is an archangel blade - an incredibly rare and powerful set of angelic weapons belonging to the 4 archangels.
#Classification: Angel#Origins: Abrahamic Religions#supernatural angels#supernatural#supernatural fandom#supernatural angel#supernatural resources#spn#spn angels#spn fandom#spn resources#spn angel#supernatural archangels#spn archangels
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I am at my most nerdy/pedantic/verbose/unhinged prolix when I'm trying to piece together my thoughts about Cas's overcoat as a metaphorical "animal skin," especially the loss/gain of the coat as it relates to: his amnesia, his reclaiming of celestial power, the subsequent loss of sanity, and finally, staying behind in "Enchanted Woods"/Purgatory. But it doesn't even end there... He gets reclaimed and used by Heaven, and when he falls, he casts the coat away until he decides to return home again. It's... HNNNNGH.
ANYWAY. The coat is Cas’s bridge between Heaven and Earth... duty and free will... divine power and human weakness.
#the overcoat as animal skin#the lost husband archetype#the lost husband#demon dean is the reversal arc where dean gets to be the lost husband whisked away by supernatural forces#cas's coat is so symbolic and losing it is a big deal#keeping it means keeping faith in him#even when he’s gone#but without it cas is lost to forces beyond dean’s control#the one time dean burns the coat#it parallels the legends—and dean is rewarded with cas's returns to earth#aarne-thompson classification system#i mean i can go at this all day and not get tired because even the lavish BEAUTIFUL ROOM kinda fits when dean is kidnapped by heaven#but cas instead of shedding his animal skin / divine nature to stay with dean#cas holds onto it as a shield but not for himself#but to protect the human fam from supernatural forces#chooses to keep his overcoat like a suit of armor a coat of arms#but that choice comes with suffering—he remains a target#a soldier#a tool of heaven#SCREAM#i was thinking about this in relation to cas stitching and repairing his overcoat#because season 9 in particular cas is resolving to GET BACK IN THE WAR#and so he gets ahold of angelic grace he repairs his overcoat#It's SO—#cas's animal skin#dean voice *distressed* - and you're OKAY with that?#ToT
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Can I start off by saying that every time I get a notification that you’ve posted I get a huge rush of dopamine to my brain. I just felt the need to let you know that.
Onto what my brain has thought of, what if Fizzmodeus, regular Lucifer, and Sir Pentious with someone who is somewhat often tired. Like even out of little space they can be seen taking a few short naps throughout the day. I was also curious about Angel too but I didn’t want to put too much and I remember you saying that he would more so take on a big brother role so I wasn’t too sure about it.
Hope you’re doing good! :3
Sir Pentious would prefer you did your sleeping in the very comfortable nest he made in his room as it's safe, comfortable, and easily defendable in the event of an armed assault. Plus, it has a heat lamp, and, as a snake, he knows all about the importance of proper temperature regulation.

I mean look how comfortable that looks lol Anyway, I feel like he'd have one of the egg bois in charge of just carrying around a pillow for their "sibling" for when they fall asleep. "Hey! It's my turn to hold the pillow!" "Nuh-uh Boss gave it to me!" "Yeah, but you had it yesterday Frank!" "WE HAVE NAMES?!" They will fight over who holds the pillow until Sir Pentious makes a chart for them to follow. If you're the type to need a cuddle buddy the designated pillow holder will also take a nap with you.
Wherever you sleep Sir Pentious will keep an eye out for you, nobody will get past his defenses.
Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are concerned. It doesn't seem normal, so they're taking you to the doctor and getting you a good selection of tests done to make sure it's not some type of deficiency or condition that needs treatment. If the stuff comes back normal or it is a condition but not one that anything can be done for or that they have to worry about too much then they'll just deal with it. You're in a pair at work so even if you end up falling asleep they'll have your partner call security to take you to the employee lounge to sleep. At home or out and about Asmodeus is so large he can just carry you if you fall asleep outside, though they might have to wait until you're ready to go public with them in that case. Until then maybe they'll pull a weekend at Bernie's situation.

Normal Lucifer is also taking them to a doctor, he's the king of hell I'm sure he can bend the rules and have a Sinner enter the Sloth ring. He'll calm down once it's confirmed your fine, and he'll just keep an eye out for you falling asleep and then use his magic to either cover you up or send you to bed.
Angel Dust is like your big brother, so while he isn't caring for you directly, if he sees you asleep somewhere, he'll grab a jacket or something to drape over you at the very least. If you're in an uncomfortable position he'll coax you to a couch or even pick you up if he has to.
#ask response#memes#hazbin hotel memes#unfunny memes#classification hell au#classificationhell#thank you#lore adjacent#reactions#lucifer reaction#fizzarozzie#fizzmodeus#sir pentious#angel dust reaction#summoning two vastly different fandoms yet again
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Behold: holy odonata child.
Spreadwing Damselfly nymph (Odonata Lestidae Lestes)
#an actual angel#even has a holy head piece!!!!#macroinvertebrates#insects#dragonflies#damselflies#odanata#help me if I did the taxonomic classification wrong#order family genus??#im used to tree and plant taxonomy 😮💨
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i have to say, i wasn't really expecting the hints that crowley was once one of the archangels... like i don't hate it the way i would've expected to, but i can't help but think back to the way the book was so focused on humanity being special and like... everyday people being miraculous. and crowley and aziraphale truly loved the earth and one another the way humans do, and the idea that one of them used to be some bigwig feels almost antithetical to that. but i think the way the show is handling it is nice, too, which, again, i wouldn't have anticipated. with gabriel and beelzebub's dynamic, i love how even these big, lofty (or lowly) are given the chance to be essentially human in their love, so i don't mind so much whatever crowley's station was pre-fall
#rambling a bit#but im thinking about the classification level thing#and the whole 'let there be light' and crowley potentially being one of the first angels to question god...#and how the archangels implied that only one had fallen...#tree talks#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers
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My OCs Undertale Soul Traits :D
Arlee Secco - Strongest trait: Red (Determination) - Weakest trait: Cyan (Patience)
Aria Secco - Strongest trait: Green (kindness) - Weakest trait: Yellow (Justice)
Clione Haster - Strongest Trait: Integrity (Dark Blue) - Weakest trait: Red (Determination)
Rona Faramund - Strongest trait: Orange (Bravery) [with Yellow/Justice a close second] - Weakest trait: Cyan (Patience)
#Also for purposes of this classification#Determination I define as the will to change your fate and refuse any path imposed on you other than the one you chose#And Perseverance as the strength and adaptability to endure and survive your fate#Both could lead to someone surviving a situation that most would not#but Determination does that by refusing to break and refusing to accept defeat#while Perseverance does that by being able to *bend* without breaking and being able to survive *after* defeat#undertale soul traits#undertale soul colors#my ocs#aria “sec” secco#arlee “goblin” secco#clione “sea angel” haster#rona faramund
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like 2 believe that mammon intentionally projects vice across the board as much as possible because he wants ownership of every ring of hell, so he needs to seem duly qualified. that and some the public gorging is a sort of fuck you to beelzebub (his clown pageant only skipped the gluttony ring for some reason, if their recent canon interactions weren't enough proof of beef), making a mockery of her sin, a gross negative impression of it. i mean. aside from the classic possibility that Being an avatar of greed means he's insatiably maddeningly hungry all the time, which is probably most of it
#i wonder what happens to deadly sins that aren't seen to embody their assignments#somehow doubt that these guys are just embodiments of the sins they patronize (case in point: beelzebub & asmodeus are purists / limited by#disgust / personal reservations; lucifer being a fallen angel suggests Sin is just a class - not a caste/species - since we don't know what#these other guys are. if fallen angels? possibly embodiments. who gives a shit i know vivz doesn't)#but can they like fall from grace and exist as nebulous royalty or aristocracy? do they have to be killed to be succeeded? what#does the lore account for the inclusion of abaddon as sloth in the lanterne of light classification#and the swapping (belphegor once embodying gluttony beelzebub once being sloth)#or is th. should i just be sucking it up and writing terrible fanfiction....
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Hiii!! first time requesting and I absolutely love your white rabbit and angel one, but what about a jellyfish mc with the octavinelle trio and diasomnia group? Where their head empty an airhead but is actually really smart but gets distracted easily.
Octavinelle + Diasomnia with Airhead! Jellyfish! Reader
Azul Ashengrotto
Azul was prepared for almost anything—except you. At first, your airheaded nature confounded him. You’d stare blankly into space during conversations, occasionally blurting out unrelated thoughts like, “Do you think stars get lonely?” or “What’s the difference between squid ink and octopus ink?”
To Azul, you seemed like an easy mark. Someone too scattered to notice loopholes in contracts or the fine print. But the first time he tried to rope you into a deal, you stared at the contract for an uncomfortably long time, then pointed out five contradictory clauses and suggested a more efficient way to write it.
Azul had never been so humiliated yet so intrigued. How could someone so spacey also be so sharp? He began inviting you to the Mostro Lounge under the guise of needing “assistance,” but it was just an excuse to pick your brain.
He’d grumble when you got distracted mid-conversation to follow a particularly shiny object, but he found himself watching you with a mix of exasperation and fondness. Your unconventional intelligence challenged him, and your whimsical nature softened the edges of his ambition.
Jade Leech
Jade found your airheadedness endlessly entertaining. At first, he mistook it for naivety, but when you casually corrected one of his mushroom classifications while admiring a random shell, he realized there was much more to you.
You fascinated him. The way your attention flitted from one thing to another like a butterfly, yet you still managed to come up with solutions to problems no one else could. Jade often tested your intelligence by subtly steering conversations into complex topics, only for you to surprise him with insightful answers delivered in the most absentminded tone.
“Jade, did you know the anglerfish has a symbiotic relationship with bacteria for its light?” you’d say, staring off into the distance. And just like that, Jade’s carefully laid plan to throw you off would unravel.
He enjoyed the unpredictability you brought into his life. Your head-empty demeanor paired with startling intelligence kept him on his toes, and he wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Floyd Leech
“Oh, Shrimpy’s got no brain cells, huh?” That was Floyd’s first impression of you, and for a while, he treated you like his personal amusement. He’d throw random questions your way just to see what absurd answer you’d come up with.
But the day you absentmindedly explained the physics behind the Mostro Lounge’s faulty pipe system and how to fix it? Floyd was floored. His mouth hung open for a good five seconds before he burst out laughing. “You’re a sneaky little jellyfish, aren’t ya?”
From then on, Floyd decided you were his favorite. He’d sling an arm around your shoulders and drag you around, showing you off like his prize catch. “Shrimpy’s dumb-smart,” he’d declare to anyone who’d listen, grinning ear to ear.
He loved how unpredictable you were, never knowing if you’d say something brilliant or completely off-the-wall. Floyd thrived on chaos, and you were the perfect mix of calm airhead and hidden genius to keep him entertained. He might tease you endlessly, but deep down, he adored you for being unapologetically yourself.
Malleus Draconia
When Malleus first met you, he found your airheaded nature oddly calming. Unlike others, you didn’t seem intimidated by his presence. Instead, you’d blink at him in wide-eyed wonder before blurting out random thoughts like, “If dragons hoard treasure, do they also have snack stashes?”
At first, Malleus assumed your absentmindedness was due to a lack of understanding. But during one of your meandering conversations, you casually corrected his misconceptions about a historical event—one even he hadn't noticed. He realized you weren’t just carefree; you were deeply knowledgeable in your own peculiar way.
Your ability to switch between whimsical musings and sharp observations fascinated him. He found himself seeking you out for your unique perspective, even if you occasionally got distracted by a passing butterfly mid-discussion.
“Child of Man, you are quite… unique,” he’d say with a soft smile, finding solace in your unorthodox approach to life.
Lilia Vanrouge
Lilia thought you were adorable. Your head-empty demeanor reminded him of the carefree youths he’d seen in his centuries of life. He’d often pop out of nowhere to startle you, laughing when you gasped and then immediately got distracted by a question like, “Why is it called a jump scare if I didn’t jump?”
But it didn’t take long for Lilia to notice the flashes of brilliance hidden behind your seemingly aimless chatter. You’d drop profound insights into conversations as if they were afterthoughts, leaving him pleasantly surprised.
“Oh-ho! You’re sharper than you let on, aren’t you?” he’d tease, ruffling your hair affectionately.
He loved how unpredictable you were, and he often encouraged your tangents just to see where your mind would wander. To Lilia, you were a delightful enigma—one that made his long life all the more entertaining.
Silver
Silver appreciates your calm presence, even if he sometimes struggled to keep up with your wandering thoughts. He’d sit quietly as you mused about the stars or wondered if birds dream, finding your voice soothing no matter how odd the topic.
He initially thought you were simply a kind but scatterbrained individual. However, when you offhandedly helped him improve his sword stance with an unexpectedly insightful comment, he realized there was more to you than met the eye.
“You notice things most people overlook,” he said, his tone soft with admiration. From then on, he started paying closer attention to your words, knowing they often carried hidden wisdom.
Silver respected your unique way of thinking and found comfort in your presence, even when you got distracted mid-sentence. To him, you were a gentle yet brilliant soul, someone who brought unexpected light into his life.
Sebek Zigvolt
Sebek was baffled by you. At first, he couldn’t fathom how someone so easily distracted could survive at Night Raven College, much less so many Overblots. He’d often lecture you, only for you to nod absentmindedly and then ask something completely unrelated, like, “Do crocodiles ever get lonely?”
It drove him up the wall. He thought you lacked focus, which was unacceptable to him. But then, during a heated argument about magical theory, you calmly pointed out a flaw in his reasoning that left him speechless.
Sebek stared at you, wide-eyed, before clearing his throat and crossing his arms. “Hmph! I see you’re not as oblivious as you appear,” he muttered, trying to mask his begrudging respect.
Despite his initial frustrations, Sebek grew to admire your hidden intelligence. He’d still scold you for your airheaded tendencies, but deep down, he appreciated your unique perspective and the unexpected wisdom you brought to the table.
Masterlist
#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland#azul x reader#azul ashengrotto x reader#azul ashengrotto#jade leech x reader#jade x reader#jade leech#floyd leech x reader#floyd x reader#floyd Leech#malleus draconia x reader#malleus x reader#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge x reader#lilia x reader#lilia vanrouge#twst silver x reader#silver x reader#twst silver#silver#sebek zigvolt x reader#sebek x reader#sebek zigvolt
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nix not having an rank or classification like other angels given how he came about After+was not brought into existence with any likely need for one
nix 'im an experience' by default when those things come up because- his whole existence was mostly isolation+the whole listening gig etc and lots of information just never came up/or was "unimportant"
#<< falling apart at the seams i cant deny >> headcanons#(im having thoughts about that like- he came an decent time after humans were created too)#(like nix lacks all the angelic 101 etc because it just wasn't really supposed to matter for him)#(you don't need an rank or classification if you're 1 of a kind and not exactly built to be anywhere but heaven etc)#(he isnt like just an average angel/lower angel by any means but there isnt an spot he quite fits in general)#(and im sure it is in that department of he's glad but also very much isnt like the greatest for his psyche)#(its definitely an sore/pressure point like yes! he doesnt know if wing care is a thing and that's very much horrifying for him)#(no he wasn't around before humans came along- he's fully aware his maker never intended to create another angel or being)#(yet he was the exception and in his eyes that's not an good thing- given everything it was like being inherently expendable)
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✍️Tommy Kinard: Speculating His Rank in the LAFD (Canon + Structural Analysis) 📊📋🧵
📍TL;DR: Based on canon clues and real-world LAFD structure, Tommy Kinard is most likely a 🎖️Fire Helicopter Pilot V—the highest pilot classification. His career path is unusual: he started in suppression at the 118 before transitioning into Air Ops using his Army flight experience.
-----------------At your own risk- Lets Spiral-----------------------------
While the show hasn’t explicitly stated his rank, there are enough visual, behavioral, and contextual clues/crumbs to build a solid case for where he fits within the LAFD—especially given the real-world structure of Air Operations.
Similar to Tommy’s military-to-LAFD career timeline, this is meant to be both canon-compliant and grounded in how the real LAFD operates, in order to build a plausible theory around Tommy’s role, rank, and seniority. It’s part character study, part structural breakdown.
🔍 Canon Facts/Clues (What We Know)
Tommy is introduced in S2 as a ground firefighter at the 118, and reintroduced in S7 as a helicopter pilot at Harbour Station.
In 7x04, he tells Buck that he used to be a pilot in the Army.
He has over 20 years of service in the LAFD (stated on-screen based of begins episodes).
He has taken helicopters out without formal clearance (7x03, 8x15). While reprimanded afterward, the fact that he has the access and autonomy to do so is notable.
He is seen launching without escort, clearly trusted to operate independently and justify his decisions after the fact.
He casually offers to teach Buck how to fly (7x04), suggesting he holds—or is qualified for—a trainer or flight instructor designation.
In 7x06, Tommy arrives at the hospital in turnout gear, soot-covered, after a fire at Angeles Crest. Raising questions about whether he was working suppression or Air Ops.
In 8x15, Tommy performs evasive maneuvers while being pursued by military helicopters—diving low, climbing high, and weaving between towers—as part of an aerial diversion to buy time and deflect pursuit.
In 7x03, Tommy helps Hen bypass red tape by taking a helicopter without official approval, offering only a vague line about Central Bureau and brushing off objections from Melton.
🚁 How Most LAFD Pilots Get There
In real life, becoming a helicopter pilot in the LAFD follows a specific and highly competitive path:
Most candidates begin with military flight experience or are already civilian-rated pilots (e.g., with commercial or instructor licenses).
However, even military pilots must first complete four years of full-time suppression duty within LAFD before becoming eligible for Air Ops roles—there are no direct-entry exceptions.
That said, their military flight hours and FAA qualifications do count toward pilot certification requirements, making them strong candidates once they transition.
They are hired into pilot trainee roles (Fire Helicopter Pilot I or II) and must pass rigorous evaluations.
Air Operations is a separate track—pilots do not typically come from suppression (ground firefighting) units.
As a result, most LAFD pilots have never served on engines or trucks.
Pilots usually work 12-hour shifts (day or night), typically on a 4-on, 4-off schedule, and remain on-call at the airport rather than responding on the ground.
🧩 Real-World LAFD Air Operations Structure
LAFD helicopter pilots are classified under the following civil service ranks:
Fire Helicopter Pilot I or II - Pilot Trainee Roles
Fire Helicopter Pilot III – Entry-level pilot
Fire Helicopter Pilot IV – Senior operational pilot
Fire Helicopter Pilot V – Training/lead pilot (sometimes informally called “chief pilot”)
These ranks are lateral to suppression-side ranks like Firefighter, Engineer, or Captain. While pilots typically don’t carry the "Captain" title unless cross-trained—but senior pilots often operate with comparable authority within their unit.
🧭 Why Tommy’s Path Is Unusual
Tommy’s trajectory breaks the mold in several important ways:
He began his LAFD career in suppression, working as a firefighter at the 118.
Only later did he transition to Air Ops, requalifying based on his Army flight experience.
This kind of cross-track shift is rare—most suppression-side firefighters never move into aviation roles, especially after years on the ground.
🔄 Update (Post-Publication): As clarified by a kind commenter, all LAFD helicopter pilots must begin in suppression roles. So Tommy’s path actually aligns with departmental requirements.
What still makes him stand out, though, is how long he remained in suppression—over a decade—before switching tracks. That kind of deep dual experience is rare.
He’s probably one of the few who might have earned credibility in both areas: the fireground and the flight deck.
This dual-track background probably makes him a unique versatile asset with extensive experience to the department.
🧵 What That Tells Us About Tommy
Tommy’s military aviation experience likely included high-risk flying, tactical decision-making, and possibly training roles—skills that directly translate to LAFD Air Ops.
He entered the LAFD through standard firefighter routes—like all Air Ops pilots must—but instead of transitioning to aviation early, he stayed in suppression for over a decade before requalifying as a pilot. (But why?! 💭🤔)
That makes his path both rare and earned.
His ability to take out helicopters independently, despite the fallout, signals a level of seniority and operational trust only afforded to top-tier personnel.
His offer to teach suggests a CFI (Certified Flight Instructor) license or LAFD-equivalent designation, reinforcing that he may also serve in a training or mentoring role.
Tommy might still be dual-certified (implied by full turnout gear after the Angeles Crest response. (Or the show forgot he’s a pilot?!)🫨🤐)
His evasive flying during the diversion mission —dodging military helicopters —points to tactical or combat-style flight training. Possibly special ops. (So sexy.😘)
He’s senior enough and holds enough field authority or just bold enough to fake it to casually override protocol with a “You didn’t get the call?” deflection.
🧠💥 Conclusion: Most Likely Rank 🎖️
Tommy Kinard is almost certainly a Fire Helicopter Pilot V, or at the very least, a senior Pilot IV on the cusp of promotion. He’s not formally titled “Chief Pilot,” but functionally operates as one—with over two decades in LAFD, firsthand suppression experience, and the kind of authority and autonomy that reflects a deeply trusted position and seniority to push limits.
He may not wear Captain’s bars, but between his dual-track career, leadership instincts, and ability to push protocol when it counts, he clearly stands shoulder-to-shoulder with the station’s most senior personnel. 💬 If I missed something or misread a clue, feel free to correct me (kindly)—or share your own version. Always open to digging deeper. After all… the writers clearly aren't worried about consistency. 😌
📎PS: 🤷♂️ All of this is, of course, pure speculation—built off canon clues/crumbs, real-world LAFD structure, and my completely healthy, not-at-all obsessive need to spiral over every background detail the show refuses to explain. I know 9-1-1 isn’t always that deep (and sometimes barely tries). Don’t worry, I’m seeking a therapist. 🙃👩⚕️ learning to chill.😎🪭
if you read till the end 🫡 & don't ask why we needed to know all this!
✨ Update: Added more canon evidence from 8x15 and 7x03 that reinforce Tommy’s seniority + elite training 👀🚁 (That somehow got lost in my Excel-to-Tumblr exchange. Damn. I need to stop. I’m putting myself in a time-out. Bye.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- PS 2: Okay, so I did mess that up🤣—turns out all LAFD pilots need to start in suppression for 4 years, and someone kindly pointed that out (thank you!! 🙏). Just to clarify, this post isn’t absolute fact—I don’t have a firefighting background, just sharing what I could find. Also, I am not from USA. please take all of this with a grain of salt. this is just a fun exercise. I've now learned even more about fire department structures than I ever planned to.
Seriously guys, stop enabling me 😭 I should be updating my resume, not drafting municipal org charts for fictional men.
#holy shit that got long#reconstructs the LAFD chain of command based on 7 seconds of screentime#tommy kinard#headcanon#he was already a firefighter ok#timeline chaos chronicles#tommy kinard career files#this spreadsheet ruined my life#i fear i understand this too well#why is this show like this#canon speculation#spiraling responsibly#Station118Files#911 meta#bucktommy#buck x tommy#911 abc#911#911 lore dept#911 on abc#911 fan theory#911 season 8#911 analysis#911 character analysis
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Things for beginners to know before starting demonolatry or demonology practices
1. The classifications of demons were written by humans, not demons.
Different occult schools of thought will have different understandings of the Hierarchies of Hell, whether Hell even exists, and what attributes are associated with each demon. In some sects Lucifer reigns supreme Emperor of Hell, in others it is Sammael, Moloch, or Baal. It all depends on the perspective of the practitioner. All of these models are equally correct and incorrect. Documentation of de(a)mons were often written by right hand practitioners who saw them as evil, therefore their negative attitudes are emphasized. Other times devotees have documented the same entity as being very kind and affectionate. It is incredibly important to take into account who is speaking whenever you read about demons. No single book or author can deliver to you the most **objective** facts about these demons or the model of reality, if they claim to, they’re lying to you. You as the practitioner must discover and decide what reins true in your reality. Teachers and gurus may influence you but ultimately you must make the decision for yourself.
2. Assume all spirits are multi dimensional
Lucifer, the light bringer, is also the spirit of darkness. He is the sweet prince and the adversary, he is a devil and an angel. It is extremely rare that you will encounter a spirit that is only one thing. There is a little bit of truth to everyone’s interactions. To a Luciferian, Lucifer is a guide, a companion, and a positive presence. To a Christian he is an adversary, a tempter, liar and bringer of evil ; and there is an entire rainbow of other experiences that contribute to the understanding of “Lucifer”. Demons are not all good nor are they all bad, trying to paint them in only one light will only lead to disappointment and confusion. It is just as foolish to assume that a so called angel will always be pleasant and nice, as it is to assume a so called demon will be terrible and mean. Every energy interacts with every person uniquely.
3. Scary and intimidating doesn’t automatically mean “evil”
Nice and pleasing doesn’t automatically mean “good”
If you’re interacting with demons or spirits associated with death, it shouldn’t be very surprising that they’re dark, mysterious, or have a frightening appearance. If you’re dealing with demons or spirits of sex and lust, it shouldn’t be very surprising that they’re alluring, attractive, or beautiful. This doesn’t mean that the scary demon is going to kill you, and this doesn’t mean that the sexy demon is going to fuck you. There are very likely going to be times when your demons will scare you. This doesn’t mean that they’re going to hurt you or possess you (they shouldn’t be frightening you to the point of constant paranoia, but seeing some “disturbing” or strange imagery isn’t out of the norm when you’re contacting a de(a)mon).
If you enter a deep dark cave looking for a bear, don’t be surprised when you see sharp teeth. Demons of violence may summon gory imagery. Demons of death my feel cold and distant. A large part of demonolatry is understanding your fear and overcoming it.
4. Yeah, it’s intense.
Okay. This is hard for me to explain. Infernal spirits and angels alike are entities that force you to confront your innermost self and change. It’s not always spooky and scary and whimsical. Sometimes it’s losing your dead end job, having a serious breakup, losing toxic friends, or having a personal epiphany. When I say it’s intense, I don’t mean that I’m levitating and seeing gnarly gory shit and summoning demons while covered in blood all the time. I have dreams and experiences of course, but seeing a demon work is not about the theatrics. Are you ready to confront the things you rrrrreeaaaaalllly don’t want to think about? Your trauma, the lies you tell yourself to get through the day, and the toxic cycles you comfort yourself with?
Lord Lucifer has made me cry many MANY times. But it was never because he hurt or scared me. I’ve seen many demonolaters refer to Lucifer as a therapist and I couldn’t agree more. He not only changes your understanding of yourself, but others and the world. Through this understanding you can change yourself, and others, and the world.
5. You as the practitioner need to be able to withstand the symptoms of your demonic relationships
Being in a relationship with Lilith or Asmoday is not an excuse to develop a porn addiction. Being in a relationship with Lucifer does not give you the right to psychoanalyze all of your friends, being in a relationship with Eligos is not an excuse to destroy all of your relationships or be cruel towards others. Demons represent energies and concepts that are unfavourable to the masses. When working with Astaroth I will feel more lustful, just by being in her proximity. That is not justification to cheat on my partner or force myself onto him. As much as demons like Lucifer for example can inspire us to be wise and sharp, he can also influence us to be vein and narcissistic. We must always be aware of these effects and resist them, working with demons and shadows does not mean becoming the worst version of ourselves, quite the contrary. Interacting with these negative aspects is meant to show you how to overcome them.
6. Demons cannot and will not replace your relationships with humans
I am very pro godspousing and having friendly and affectionate relationships with demons and spirits. Having said that, as much as our spirits may love us and care for us, they will not be the ones to text you good morning. They will not make you soup when you’re sick, or buy you flowers after a hard day. Demons are guides and companions, but they are not people. Trying to use demons to solve your loneliness will only lead to heart ache. You very much can have a sincere relationship with a demon or other spirit, but be aware that that relationship will not mimic your relationships with humans, and it shouldn’t. Gods and demons are not humans, therefore your relationships with them will not feel human.
7. There’s always more to learn
Devotion to any spirit is an endeavour that can take years or even a lifetime. Your work is not done because you read 3 books and browsed the Occult Wiki for an hour and a half. Become very dedicated to learning about your demons of interest and the culture that surrounds them. Yes, this means boring, tedious research.
8. No, ______ is not mad at you. Please talk to them
You will at some point inevitably do something wrong, especially if you are freshly initiated. Demons understand that we are human, we make mistakes. Instead of becoming paranoid and avoiding your demon out of fear of consequences, put on your big boy pants and confront them directly. Understand what you did wrong and learn from your mistake. There may or may not be consequences, every demon is different. But making yourself sick thinking they’re going to smite you down doesn’t make anything better. I guarantee you that talking to them about it will serve you a million times better than running away.
9. You need to know your boundaries BEFORE you reach out
As important as it is to research your demons, it is equally important to research yourself. You need to have strict boundaries that you will not negotiate. These boundaries should be outlined in your contract if you have one. If blood magic is uncomfortable for you, don’t allow any demon or spirit to coerce you into giving it until you are ready. If you’re a minor you’re more than allowed to not do sex magic. This relationship belongs to you as much as it does your demon(s). If it doesn’t serve you, simply refuse it.
10. On that note, demons can and will reject you. You can and will reject them as well.
On many occasions I have approached spirits who did not want to work with me at the moment. Sometimes they end up showing up later in my life, other times they never do. Oftentimes this is because of an incongruency on an alchemical level, we just aren’t meant for each other. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re doing anything wrong. Sometimes you are, but your demon or deity will usually make that clear to you in some way. Don’t force it. If I’m already terribly preoccupied with life or other spiritual relationships, I’m within my right to reject another demon trying to enter my circle. That isn’t a rude thing to do. I’m within my right to deny a ritual I don’t have the energy or resources for. We can put it on the back burner for now.
Likewise, if a demon or spirit is repeatedly overstepping my boundaries or harming me in any way, I can (and should) leave that demon. If I’m not doing enough or causing insult, that demon can leave me. As binding as devotional contracts can be, we are not trapped with each other if we choose not to be.
11. Protection shouldn’t only be against spirits. Be very aware of your surroundings and the people around you
Learn the power of secrecy. As a Luciferian living in an extremely conservative area, I have to be extremely careful about when my pendants are visible. I have to be careful when entering certain places because I don’t want to be hate crimed or harassed. Yes, being out and proud of my demonic relationships is very important to me, but it is not worth risking real danger from bigots, or risking my employment. When I go to work, I have to leave my Lucifer ring at home, not because my work is discriminatory, but because I don’t know when I’m speaking to a christofascist grandma who would make a complaint to my boss because she saw my devotional ring. I don’t know which of my coworkers would make my life more difficult if they knew about my practice. If you are visible, people will approach you and make comments. Now, there are those of us who don’t give a fuck, and on most days I don’t. But for those of us who are vulnerable to that kind of discrimination, please be aware.
12. Self mutilation is not demonolatry
If you choose to offer blood it should be no more than a few drops. You should be using safe tools like a lancet, and disinfecting the area you extract from. This should be done in the least harmful manner possible. Devotional markings or tattoos should be done by a professional.
13. This stuff takes time. Relax
These relationships don’t develop in 24 hours. It takes a tremendous amount of repeated effort to gain the favour of a demon or spirit. If you’re not getting the results you want, take a break, reevaluate your methods, and try again later.
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Can you write me a SPN high school scenario?
This has been sitting in my inbox, and I almost replied today with a flat no. (You have no idea how long it's been for me.) But here you go. I did my best.
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Dean is a senior, excelling on the Dickerson Dawgs' wrestling team, --all set to graduate and make his parents proud. But when Sam makes quarterback as a friggin' freshman, nothing else seems to matter to John anymore.
"Sammy's training this, Sammy's scholarships that. Blahblahblah."
And Dean hates football, so he goes for the cheerleading team, just to spit his megaphone in John's stupid face. He dons the stripey pants, pulls on the letter-D vest, and musters up a spirited "Go! Fight! Win!" every Friday night.
Because Sam is still Sammy, most of Dean's cheers go hog-wild as the game progresses. The bad thing is he kinda enjoys the whole cheering vibe. The crowd digs him. He can get them to join in on anything, especially when he shows off with a series of backflips.
But the worst thing? John doesn't even spare him a shitty dig about the whole thing; he distractedly mutters things like, "Good job," and "Bet the girls love you hoisting them around."
His indifference is worse than his disappointment.
#here you go#cheerleader-wrestler dean#and overachiever sam#the school goes up in area classification and winds up playing some big-deal schools they don't usually play and are predictably outmatched#cas plays for a neighboring school#the athens angels#or more like demons according to dean because they kill everyone and he spends a whole week being nauseated and researching head injuries#anyhoo cas is on the defense and he sacks the quarterback and winds up injuring sam#charlie is the cheerleading manager because...hot girls
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bf!matt x fem!reader
in which :: you wake up sick and matt takes care of you <3
classification: fluff.
warnings: mentions/implications of throwing up.

You woke with a throbbing headache and a stomach that felt like it was tied in anxious knots. Nausea crept up your throat like a wave you couldn’t fight, and your whole body felt weak and clammy. You whimpered quietly, curling in on yourself as your hand clutched your aching belly.
Beside you, Matt slept peacefully, his face soft and serene, lashes brushing against his flushed cheeks, lips parted in the tiniest breath. He looked like a painting—so peaceful, so warm. You hated to disturb him. But… the alternative might be him waking up to a very gross surprise.
You reached out and nudged him gently, your voice hoarse. “Matt…?”
He stirred, one arm instinctively finding your waist like it always did, his voice muffled with sleep. “Mm… yeah, baby?”
You sat up slowly, wincing. “I… I feel really sick. My stomach— I think I might throw up.”
That snapped him fully awake. In an instant, he was sitting up with you, all traces of sleep wiped clean from his face, replaced with soft-eyed concern. “Oh, sweetheart…” he whispered, already moving. “Come on, let’s get you to the bathroom, okay?”
He helped you up carefully, one hand warm against your lower back and the other gently holding your hand. You barely had to walk—he half-carried you, murmuring quiet reassurances with every step: “It’s alright, I’ve got you. I’m here. Just breathe.”
He eased you down beside the toilet and knelt next to you without hesitation. His hand moved to your back, rubbing slow circles with soothing pressure, and when you leaned forward, he was right there, sweeping your hair away with such gentleness it made your heart ache even through the nausea.
“You’re doing so good, baby,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to your shoulder. “Just let it out, I’m right here.”
When it passed, he wiped your face gently with a cool cloth, like you were made of porcelain. He poured you a glass of water and offered it to you in both hands like it was something sacred. Then, without letting go of your hand for a second, he led you back to bed.
He tucked you in with the utmost care, like you were a fragile little burrito, even adjusting the blanket around your feet. Then he cuddled up beside you again, letting your head rest against his chest where his heartbeat thudded steadily beneath your cheek.
“Feeling a little better now?” he asked, voice soft, fingertips brushing your hair back with the gentlest touch.
You nodded, eyes fluttering closed. He placed his palm against your forehead and frowned. “Mm. You’ve got a fever.”
You whined softly as he began to get up. “Where’re you going…?”
He leaned down and pressed a kiss to your temple. “Just grabbing you some Tylenol, angel. I’ll be right back.”
Five minutes later, he returned like a soft knight with his arms full of care: a small cup of flat Pepsi, two Tylenol pills, and a cool washcloth.
“Here,” he said quietly, offering you the meds. “Pepsi’s flat. It helps settle your tummy.”
You blinked at him. “How do you know that?”
He smiled, brushing your hair behind your ear. “My mum used to do it for me when I was little. Magic cure.”
You took the medicine and let him hold the cup to your lips like you were royalty. Once you were settled again, he curled up beside you, let you bury your face in the crook of his neck, and draped an arm around you protectively.
“Rest, my love,” he whispered, stroking your back. “I’ve got you. Tell me if you feel like you're gonna vomit again. No throwing up alone, okay? That’s illegal now.”
You gave a weak laugh, already drifting into sleep against his chest. And just before you slipped away, you felt him press one last kiss into your hair. A promise: Here. Always.

omg i wrote this in class so it's really bad LMFAO anywayss thanks for all the love and support, i really appreciate it :))
it's so sad that tour is over!
ANYWAYS hope you enjoy this and have a good day/night!
#freyasturni#matt sturniolo#matt sturniolo fanfic#matt x reader#sturniolo fanfic#sturniolo fluff#sturniolo triplets#sturniolo smut#sturniolo x reader#chris sturniolo#sturniolo fandom
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Your angel designs are really cool! I feel like in most stuff I see that has both angels and demons, they put a lot more effort into the demons than the angels and the designs of the angels wind up feeling a lot more bland or samey as a result (even if they have variety it still doesn't feel as varied if you know what I mean), and there's clearly less thought put into their hierarchy and classification and whatnot, but your angels and demons really feel equally cool and diversely designed- the only other thing I can think of that does that is Bayonetta
Thank you! One of my biggest pet peeves in angel/demon fiction is that you never really see angels given an actual like... society. its often pretty vague and non-specific.
In some cases i think it works really well, but in other cases I think its a lack of willingness to develop an angelic society because that means actually putting in the research to know how they'd function. There's also the fact that a lot of angelic/heaven descriptions can be viewed as boring. So I try to give my angels more!
I also really wanted the demons to feel lived in, so they have typical locations, but they also have biological information (this is why i love dungeon meshi because I wish more manga would do this), I also love the idea of demons having wars and political intrigue. An actual history to them. I refuse to believe there are 7, powerful deadly sins, and they never had fights with each other.
Stuff like that is just so much fun.
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your writing is sooo good! i NEED a johnnie smut omg please write one💞
Monster- J. Guilbert



pairing: Extrovert!reader x Shy!Johnnie
classification: SMUT w/ a plot
inspiration: request^^, Monster by Lady Gaga
warnings: 18+, MDNI, literal sex, use of y/n, dom!Johnnie (kinda), “slut,” alcohol use, slight cursing, Jake and Tara are dating in this
summary: Tara plays matchmaker, earning Johnnie the night of his life with you in a bar restroom.
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Johnnie’s been watching you all night, but he’s waiting for the alcohol to settle into his bloodstream before he finally walks up to you. You sit at the bar in a black, backless dress that allows a few of your tattoos to peak through. Bouncy curls are swept onto your shoulder, framing one side of your face as you chat with the bartender.
“Gonna keep staring or are you finally gonna make a move?” Jake nudges Johnnie’s shoulder.
Nights out like this are common for the pair, especially when living a fast paced life in the city of Los Angeles. When they’re not filming or editing, they’re usually out getting drunk, and they’ve managed to creat regular rotation of bars.
Today they find themselves at the Magic 8 Ball, the least crowded bar in L.A on a Friday night. No matter what unfamiliar faces that fill this place, though, yours is always constant. Every Friday, without fail, you saunter in and take a seat at the bar.
Johnnie can tell, just from watching you, that you’re an extrovert. You never seem to stay at the bar, you always wander onto the dance floor and lure a random stranger in for a quick bop around the room.
That’s what intimidates him, because as an introvert he’s not sure he’ll be able to keep up.
“I’m not staring,” Johnnie quips quickly, taking a swig of whatever alcoholic mixture swirls in his glass. He hisses as the liquid goes down.
If it were just Jake and Johnnie, the conversation would’ve died there. But tonight Tara joined them and she isn’t so adamant on letting the topic go.
“You should invite her to sit with us! You never know what could happen,” she prods teasing fingers into Johnnie’s sides, “plus she looks nice! I need a girlfriend to hang out with!”
“Johnnie needs a girlfriend, Tara. Not you,” Jake jokes. Johnnie rolls is eyes, scooting away from Tara as her fingers continue digging into his sides.
“I’ve had a girlfriend,” Johnnie replies, eyes darting back to where you sit at the bar.
“Yeah, had,” Jake says.
“It’s just hard to—“
“ALRIGHT! Enough!” Tara interrupts Johnnie mid sentence, slamming her hands onto the table as she stands up. “If you won’t make a move, I will,” she says, shimmying out of the booth.
Johnnie’s eyes are blown open in shock. He tries grabbing Tara before she can get too far, but she’s small and sneaky.
“That’s one way to do it,” Jake laughs, watching in amusement as his girlfriend does what his best friend doesn’t have the balls to do.
Johnnie, on the other hand, watches in horror.
There you are, sipping on your drink and chatting with the bartender, blissfully unaware of Tara’s approaching figure.
Tara sits at the bar, taking the seat directly next to yours. She interrupts your conversation with the bartender to order two drinks, one for you and one for her, before swiftly turning her attention to you with a warm smile.
Johnnie can’t bear to watch, but he also can’t look away.
You seem to like Tara, because you’re quick to engage in conversation with her. In the matter of seconds Tara has managed to learn your name, your favorite drink, and even your favorite song (it’s the one that plays over the club speakers).
“Oh God they’re coming,” Johnnie whisper shouts, trying to look casual. Tara’s arm is looped with yours as she leads you to their table, an accomplished look painting her face.
“What the fuck do I do? What the fuck do I do?! Fuck!”
“Just act casual. Don’t be weird— Oh fuck! Just shut up!” for some reason Jake finds himself just as nervous as Johnnie. Maybe he was just being empathetic, but they both scramble to get themselves together.
“Don’t be weird? What the fuck does that—”
Johnnie can’t seem to catch a break, because as soon as Tara reaches the booth she’s interrupting him. “Guys. This is Y/n, my new friend,” she gestures towards you, “Y/n, this is my boyfriend Jake and this is our friend Johnnie.”
The moment Tara says your name it’s engraved in Johnnie’s mind. He’s already in love.
Your smile is so big it could light up the room. You extend a hand to the two, immediately introducing yourself and falling into the booth next to Johnnie.
His heart is pounding and his ears are red hot with embarrassment.
“Well, while you two get acquainted, Jake and I are gonna go get drunk,” Tara says, pulling Jake out of the booth before he can get any more comfortable than he already is. She shoots Johnnie a wink before sending you a small wave, leading a confused Jake into the crowd of people.
“She’s nice. I like her,” you comment, watching until the couple disappears. “She’s… something,” Johnnie coughs, he’s so unbelievably awkward.
You chuckle, mostly because you think he’s cute and you find his fiddly personality amusing.
“Johnnie, huh? I had a friend named Johnnie once,” you say, attempting to make conversation. Your manicured nails tap against you glass cup, silver hoop earrings reflecting the strobing lights as you try catching his gaze.
“Bet he didn’t look like this though,” Johnnie replies, clearly referring to his all black attire.
“Hmmm, no. He definitely didn’t,” you giggle. You take a sip from your drink, a lipstick stain remaining once you place the cup back onto the table. Johnnie wonders what it’d feel like to kiss you.
“You’re much cuter,” you continue. Johnnie can’t tell if he’s dreaming, were you actually flirting with him?
Maybe it’s the surge of confidence your compliment gives him, or maybe the alcohol finally kicked in, but Johnnie suddenly finds himself being flirtatious.
“So do you flirt with all the Johnnies you know?”
He’s surprised at how fast you quip back, “Nope. Just the cute ones.”
You’ve subconsciously leaned closer to him, your faces dangerously close.
“Okay, so we’ve established that I’m cute,” he smirks. “What else am I?”
You giggle, a sound that Johnnie swears he can listen to for forever.
“Well clearly you’re not shy anymore,” your finger traces the rim of your drink. A drunk smile and sultry eyes lure him in, pulling him close enough for his lip rings to press against your skin.
“Don’t look at me like that,” he murmurs, a wandering hand finding your thigh. You shiver at the sensation. His fingers were ice cold, but they still managed to ignite a fire deep within your core.
“Like this?” you tease, batting your eyelashes.
You never made it a habit of sleeping with strangers, but Johnnie was the sheep in wolves clothing that played innocent until you were close enough to bite.
“I warned you,” his breath fans against your lips one last time before he’s capturing your lips in a heated kiss. It’s the first kiss Johnnie’s had in years which makes it that much more exciting.
Your plump lips chase his as your arms wrap around his neck, pulling him closer to you. The club is loud, but you’re so immersed in the man in front of you that you forget you’re not the only two people in the room and lose all control.
Johnnie’s hands find your waist, tugging until you’re straddling his lap. He pulls away breathlessly, silently thanking Tara for working her magic once he sees you on top of him.
Your dress rides up slightly, revealing more of your backside than you’d like. The sight earns you a few whistles from bystanders, breaking you from your lustful daze. “Oh shit,” you squeak, trying to scramble off of Johnnie, but his grip is firm enough to keep you in place.
An animalistic, monster-like need has overtaken him and he’s willing to sacrifice his self image to fuck you in front of all these strangers. But he simultaneously doesn’t want anyone else to see you, to enjoy you, the way he’s about to.
“Restroom. Now,” he growls, pinching the soft skin of your ass. You squeal in excitement, allowing the desires of your flesh to cloud your judgement as you hop off of him and wiggle your way out of the booth. You adjust your dress as you wait for Johnnie to follow before taking his hand in yours and leading him towards the restroom. He makes a mental note to let this be the only time you lead him tonight.
Everyone’s watching, yet you can’t find it in you to feel embarrassed. If anything it excites you more.
You find the restroom quickly, a wave of gratitude washing over you when you realize it’s a single stall. This means you can be as loud as you want, and from the look in Johnnie’s eyes, you can tell you’ll also need the extra room.
He’s quick to lock the door and immediately engulfs your face in his hands, bringing you in for the second heated kiss of the night. Johnnie’s eager and it shows in the way he swipes his tongue across your bottom lip.
His left hand remains on your face while the other travels down to your ass, squeezing firmly against the material of your dress. A moan escapes your lips, providing him the perfect opportunity to slip his tongue into your mouth. He tastes surprisingly sweet, like pomegranate and pineapple.
He leads you to the sink counter, your bodies bouncing back slightly when they hit the cold marble. “Up,” he commands.
You hop onto the counter, giving him enough room to fit between your legs. Johnnie’s erection presses against your inner thigh, but he gives you no time to comment on it before his lips are back on yours.
Johnnie’s hand’s find your boobs, massaging your mounds slowly as he deepens the kiss. “More,” you murmur against the kiss, wrapping your legs around his waist to pull him in closer to you. He smirks against your mouth at your neediness.
“So needy.” He pulls your head back, providing him with perfect access to your neck. Sloppy, open mouth kisses trail from your jawline down to your exposed collarbone. Each one gives you goosebumps.
“Fuck me please,” you whimper, feeling your panties become more soaked by the second. “So polite,” he teases, sucking on your skin until it bruises.
The rough material of his jeans comes in contact with your clothed pussy. He dry humps you just to hear the strained moans that escape your lips.
Finally, when you rut back, he decides he’s teased you enough. Your dress is bunched up around your waist, exposing the wet underwear that he pushes to the side.
“So fucking sexy,” he grunts, kneeling in front of you to get a better view. He’s in love. What he wants to do is eat you out, but there’s no time for that in a club as crowded as this. Especially not when there’s only one restroom.
You watch in awe as he presses a quick kiss on your bundle of nerves, immediately licking his lips right after. “Yummy,” he chuckles, bringing you in for another hungry kiss.
Your hands find his belt, unbuckling it with fervor and tugging at his belt loop to bring him back in to you. He gets the message and helps you in unbuttoning his skin-tight jeans. Your forehead is flush against his as you watch his dick spring up, it bobs back and forth as you take in the sheer size.
“Holy fuck,” your voice is full of exasperation. How was that meant to fit inside of you?
Maybe it’s because he hasn’t done this in a long time, but Johnnie suddenly feels self conscious. He hides his face in your neck before you can notice how red it becomes, but you’re quick to push his shoulders back.
“Hey, don’t be embarrassed. Where’d that monster go?” you place a gentle kiss on the corner of his mouth. His dick twitches and cries precum at the reassurance.
He pulls you back in for a kiss, feeling confident once again. He lines himself up tentatively with your entrance, rubbing the tip along your folds before slowly pushing himself in.
Your eyes are screwed shut, small tears forming at the corners as you struggle to adjust to the stretch. “Fuck Johnnie, wait,” you say, pushing against his stomach slightly. Suddenly you’re not sure you want him to fuck you dumb, his size alone was enough to have you seeing stars.
Your words fall on deaf ears, though, and before you know it he’s pushed himself all the way in. You gasp, throwing your head back against the bathroom mirror. Your pussy clenches around him as you try to hold him in place knowing the longer you keep him there, the more time you’ll have to adjust.
It’s no use though, because he begins thrusting into you at a relentless, unforgiving pace. The pain is quickly replaced with pleasure, the tip of his penis kissing your cervix every time his hips slam into yours.
“Fuck you’re so tight,” he grunts, strong hands gripping your waist so he can fuck into you even faster. You whimper at the sensation, his fingers were sure to leave bruises.
“Just like that, Johnnie. So good,” you egg him on, holding onto his neck for support. He hasn’t slowed his pace, instead moving one hand from your hips down to your throbbing clit.
Your legs instinctively push together, but his body moves them back into their previous position as he continues. “Such a slut,” he purrs, watching the euphoric look that paints your face when he rubs his thumb against your sensitive nub.
“Yes! Such a slut,” you’re drunk on dick, babbling whatever will get you closer to your pending release.
“My slut?” he asks, using the hand that was previously gripping your waist to take a firm hold of your face. Your eyes lock with his, taking notice of the way lust clouds his pupils. “All yours,” you whisper.
He smirks, leaning down to kiss you. Your tongues collide in a heated mixture of moans and whimpers. All the while he continues pounding into you and rubbing circles on your clit.
One particularly hard thrust has you dumb, a string of curse words and chants of his name being the only thing you can manage to say. “C’mon baby, c’mon,” he growls, sloppily kissing you as he feels his climax approaching.
“Johnnie!”
Your walls flutter around him, your entire body trembling as your orgasm washes over you.
Your hair falls in front of your face and you find yourself holding Johnnie’s wrist, pushing his hand away as it continues working on your clit. “Almost there,” he moans, pulling his hand away to focus his attention on fucking you.
You’re sensitive. You’re whimpering. You’re so fucked out that it’s overstimulating.
“Cum for me, handsome,” you moan, still coming down from your own high. He continues rutting his hips into you, chasing his release until finally it washes over him.
Hot spurts of cum paint your insides, lazy hips rolling against you. He’s panting from above you, hands falling from your body and latching onto the counter for support.
“Fuck that was… that was amazing,” Johnnie says, pulling out of you reluctantly.
He knows the sooner he pulls out and you two get dressed, the quicker you’ll become strangers. And that’s terrifying.
“You were amazing,” you reply, using your finger to pull his pensive gaze back towards you by his chin.
“Don’t tell me it’s a one and done,” you pout, “I was hoping to have more moments like that.”
Johnnie still stands between your legs, his limp dick resting on your exposed thighs. He lights up at your suggestion. His hands have opted for a much softer hold on your hips, thumbs massaging your skin. He knows he was rough, but he couldn’t help it.
“I mean— I’d like to— we could— fuck I’m so bad at this,” he stutters, suddenly reverting back to his natural, awkward state.
“You’re cute,” you giggle, pecking his nose and hopping off the counter. His ears flush red again.
“How about we get cleaned up and then we’ll worry about the rest later, yeah?”
“Yeah,” a big goofy smile adorns his face. His rosy cheeks make you wanna pinch him and gush over how cute he looks.
“Weren’t you just fucking my brains out a second ago?” you tease, only making him more flustered.
“I’m shy, I can’t help it.”
“Not that shy apparently,” you pull him in for one more kiss.
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Can u talk more about ur opinion/how u see angels pls
yeah sure! so to me the word "angel" is a classification of living being, much like fungi, plants and animals are all seperate categories by which living things are grouped. angels are actually closer in nature to machines than humans or other animals. they're essentially tools, designed to carry out the wishes of their creator with devotion, and created to serve a purpose. they don't inherently possess free will, because this would strip them of their purpose, which is why angels who develop free will 'fall' - they can't existentially be angels anymore. angelic forms are metaphysical, and more symbolic than literal.
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