#Clint is confusion

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: who would you say is the most innocent out of us?

Harley: Peter.

Tony: really? Not Capsicle?

Steve: Come on, Tony! It was one time!

Harley: watch this. Hey Peter! What's first base?

Peter: hand holding

Harley: and second base?

Peter: running your hand through their hair

Harley: and third base?

Peter: them seeing you have a panic attack

Tony: yeah, okay, this kid is too innocent for his own good

Clint: I'm gonna tell him

Tony: *repulsers on his hands* DON'T YOU DARE!

[pedro-pascal]

CLINT EASTWOOD as ‘Blondie’ The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

[incorrect-wandanat]

Nat: Thanks for coming with me to pick up Wanda from the dentist.

Clint: No problem. So, how long will it take for the laughing gas to wear off?

Nat: Probably another hour. But she seems pretty normal to me.

Wanda: Ooh, look, Natty. A hawk!

Nat: That’s a pigeon.

Wanda: Then why is it carrying a worm?

Nat: That’s a hot dog.

[worstloki]

i actually love the concept of thor and loki being aliens that have lived a thousand years of various experiences yes but also being considered young because they're *only* a thousand and haven't experienced a lot of things and have regular relationship problems

[mamaspidershit]

I LOVE THIS!!!!!

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS ART BY @aisterike

[normaltothemax]

My muse is in a coma, yours waits for them to wake "Always by your side" [-sets bucky down to stand guard keep clint company-]

Bucky’s reading a book.

Bucky’s…hang on…something’s…

What’s going on? Where is he? Why does his mouth feel like the fucking Sahara? He opens it to speak, but no words come out. That apparently doesn’t matter, though, because Bucky’s looking at him. Bucky’s saying something, but Clint can’t hear what—why can’t he hear him? He feels like he should know the answer to that—or focus on his mouth long enough to read his lips.

And suddenly more people are here and Clint panics just a little. He doesn’t know where he is or who they are or what they want or what’s going on. What he does know is that he doesn’t want to be here. He wants to get away, get away, get away. And he tries. He really does. But his movements are sloppy and sluggish and he’s pretty sure the stinging in his knuckles means he just popped someone who got too close and tried to stop him in the jaw and now his arms are being held down and he still doesn’t know what’s going on but he doesn’t want to be here.

@dramatisperscnae (x)

[aeterna-auroral-avenger]

Okay guys, I’ve got a question, and I’m very perplexed about this.

In Captain America Civil War, WHERE the heck was Fury, huh?

Like am I supposed to believe his little superhero children start a brawl on the playground, and Papa Fury doesn’t show up and be like, “Get your asses to your rooms, right now! We’re going to have a family meeting and discuss this after you’ve been in time out.”

Would it have even made a difference?

[hawkzeyes]

there's something slightly intimidating about the neck muscles in your profile picture

That is GENUINE corn fed BEEF stacked on that neck. That’s a BIG BOI. STONK

On a real note I feel like Clint would be incredibly intimidating in person because this psycho is 6’3 and 230 lbs running around with a bow that has a draw weight that essentially matches his body weight??? Totally unnecessary?? What is wrong with him??

[soupy-harry]

Clint Eastwood taking a break outside of his hotel, 1969, © Lawrence Schiller

[dreamofstarlight]

I honestly will never forget reading the last few chapters of Mrs Kennedy and Me

[winterhawkkisses]

“The Hydra,” the guy said, his voice flat and his eyebrow quirked, and Bucky flushed bright, humiliating colour heating his cheeks, and scowled harder like that would make up for it.

“That’s right,” he said. “Folks around here, they pay a little each month to keep things running smoothly. Kind of business insurance.” He looked pointedly at the heaps of sawdust on the floor. “Fire insurance, maybe.”

Added advantage of making his point: he didn’t have to see the sawdust and tiny curls of wood that clung lovingly to the man’s biceps from where he’d been planing the countertop balanced between two trestles. Bucky wasn’t sure he coulda kept up the scowl if he was looking anywhere but the floor.

“Insurance against you, shortstack?”

Bucky’s head snapped up, the chemical interaction of embarrassment and offence curling into anger, but the heat of it didn’t last long when he met the older man’s cool-water blue eyes. The guy looked at Bucky searchingly, and with something that looked like... Bucky didn’t want understanding. Jesus, understanding was almost worse.

“Way worse than me,” he said, flat and heavy, and the man nodded slowly, one hand coming up to scratch idly at his blond stubble, the soft scraping noise sending a gentle fizz that Bucky chose not to identify chasing up his spine.

“I’ll take it under advisement,” the guy said. “Keep you in mind.” And, incongruous, he flashed Bucky a wide and charming grin and winked at him, like this was all some kinda game.

Bucky glared, folded his arms across his chest, tried to look older and tougher and a hell of a lot more certain than he was.

“I’ll be back.”

“Looking forward to it,” the guy said.

[im-tops-bottom]

Clint: Noooo don't sign away your life

Tony: I'm gonna do it~

Clint: but you have so much to live for

Tony: oh ~ but where would I be if I don't sign this?

Clint: Tonyy

Tony: Cliint

Bucky, whispers: what the fuck is happening?

Steve, whispers: *shrugs* beats me

Rhodey: WOULD YOU TWO JUST SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS AND GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON ALREADY!

Nat, rubs the side of her head: I should have stayed home. At least Pepper had the brains to not come to this wedding

Thor, drinking his beer: You're telling me

Loki: Give me some of that *takes a swig of the beer*

Bruce: I'll take one for the road *takes the beer and chugs it down*

[purple--queen]

Coffee shop Au. 

Clint has a Coffeeshop & has a huge crush on that cute dude who is coming everyday. But he is also confused by him, because sometimes the man is flirting back & sometimes he gets ignored. 

[lumafly]

I can tell my current Stardew farm is gonna run deep. Start of Year 2 and I’m absolutely hooked once more. Perfection% again aaaaaaaa

[gonelegacy]

kate whenever she see’s john krasinski face : dad? sorry you look like my dad.