#Crack(?)

[ohsux]

This one’s super short—sorry in advance! :(

Danny being dragged to a gala, against his will, by Vlad, only he notices that Damian also looks like he wants to be litterally anywhere else, so Danny approaches him.

Danny: Listen, you don't want to be here, I definitely don't want to be here, want to stage a fight so we can both leave.

Damian: ...*cracks his knuckles* You are my new favorite person. *punches Danny in the face*

Danny: *grinning with a bloody nose* Likewise! *punches him back*

[loveriotss]

Can you do a smau offf the reader being shocked/greatful for the men doing the bare minimum because they're only use to toxic or Transaction relationships?? Idk if I phrased that right.. Sorryyy🙂‍↕️

REAL MAN ⸻ izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugo, shoto todoroki

SYNOPSIS — bare minimum by your boyfriend when you're used to toxic relationships. INCLUDES — gn! reader, set during post high-school, fluff, crack, smau.

main masterlist — mha masterlist ༊*·˚

🍰 :: IZUKU MIDORIYA ᝰ

🍲 :: KATSUKI BAKUGO ᝰ

🍀 :: SHOTO TODOROKI ᝰ

NOTE — math test on monday kinda nervy

©loveriotss — all rights reserved to me. don’t try to copy/steal my work. do not use any of my ideas/translate my work without my permission.

[1nfcognito]

"The Accidental Text Era"

Bang Chan x Reader [masterlist]

Soft Boss!au | Awkward-Funny Start | Mistaken Texts | Gym Bro Boss Energy | Slow Domestic Flirt | SMAU Your boss, Bang Chan — known for being composed, charming, and mildly terrifying in meetings — accidentally sends you a grocery list featuring four cans of Monster, One lone cucumber, and something called “emergency chicken.”

You correct him. He’s mortified. You think it’s over... Until he starts “accidentally” texting you again. And again. And again.

Now you’re somehow texting your Boss about cleaning tips, meal prep disasters, and the ethics of putting mayo on eggs — and it’s starting to feel a little less professional... and a lot more personal.

___ thx 4 reading! and if my english is shit then plz tell me in the comments cuz i need critque thax!! dont forget to check my STRAY & found box 📦

[wyyvoren]

hashtag banana slop

[k-u-m-a-c-h-a-n]

Xavier: I was just thinking about U MC: It is an interesting letter

[dramatiquechipmunk]

So a few weeks back I participated in a hermit crabs writing exercise on a server, from which I came up with the cracky idea of Ascended Astarion as a MLM leader, and so this stupid flyer was born. This is purely crack, do not take this seriously.

[hermywolf]

the boys + textposts 71/?      

[ragana62]

Because it’s a big Hunger Games fic drop day for me I guess (more for other fandoms coming soon, this was just what I had ready to go before getting back to housecleaning), I may or may not have written 7000 words of this this afternoon…

A Baker’s Dozen is up now.

What if the “if it weren’t for the baby” line worked??? Where the fuck was Katniss suppose to get a baby from?

Peeta knew it was a long shot but imagine if it had worked and they canceled the games. Then what? He's so chaotic and dumb.

[mjldx7]

things I've seen in fanfics that just make me go, "wtf?"

Tree abuser Liu Qingge

like damn bro, what did those trees ever do to you?

2. Never in my life...

I mean good for you bro... I think?

3. Whatever the heck is going on with these tags

I mean yeah, grandma supremacy and it great that you want too... dip Song Lan in milk and throw him against a wall...? WAIT WHOSE COOKING WHAT!??!?!??

4. Ykw, slay.

no I will not clarify if this is shen yuan or shen jiu, deal with it.

5.

Whatever is up with this title, I mean like when you read the fic it makes sense I guess but like... huh?

6. "...Mn"

Ah yes, "disciple cluckslut", because that makes perfect sense for Wei Wuxian to name a chicken... mhm, I was not losing my non-existent sanity reading this...

MORE TO BE ADDED

[violentlilies]

Inspired by @purplebutwarhammer ‘s ask about Curze doing typical psychic stuff like tarot and palm readings, made me think of the following:

I can’t stop thinking and laughing about the idea of Curze doing those tarot reading / psychic livestreams on tiktok (I hope y’all know exactly what I’m referring to to get the joke)😭😭

I’d pay to see him interact with chat

[catcas22]

Nepheli Loux is the hero of a different story, and the Tarnished is her slightly shady old mentor.

"This is a stormhawk. It is an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.

"Godfrey was my commander, before he turned to evil... He betrayed and murdered your father."

"These shots are too accurate for the Cuckoo mercenaries. Only the Confessors of Sir Gideon Ofnir are so precise!"

"He ceased to be Horah Loux and became Lord Godfrey. When that happened, the honorable warrior that was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true... From a certain point of view."

[consultwithmouse]

🧐😏

KCD1 Hansry you will always have my heart.🙂‍↕️🥺

[time-lady-the-sage]

Okay but what if Loid concluded the explanation to Yor's strength is that she's most likely a vigilante superhero?

Now that I'm thinking about it, it's very possible that's what Melinda thinks of her

[kittenscookie]

Can we have more bread in the castellanverse SHENNERIGANS?

M.E Luke: And that's how you make bootleg C4—

*Opens the door*

...

Canon Luke: Oh shit—

All The Other Lukes: ...

Gamer Luke: ...The fuck is that—?

...*Breadshuffles over to Luketavian*

Luketavian: WHOAWHOAWHOA—

*Baps Luketavian with baguette*

*Luke and Octavian separate*

Luke: !?

Octavian: !?

All The Other Lukes: !!!

...*Leaves*

Eldritch!GLAB Luke: ...THE FUCK WAS THAT—!?

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.