#Drake speaks

[reaperfromtheabyss]

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YESSSS!!!!!!! VIOLENCE! MURDER!!! STAB THE CAESAR!!!!!!!! STAB STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[allthegothihopgirls]

jason todd died for this

[nightmareglitter]

Tim: I don't think we can Blackmail, Bully, Babygirl our way out of this one guys

Dick: Tim, what-

Jason, grinning: BOMBS IT IS

[haxe-coding]

bf WOULD wear those striped hair extentions and dress scene and no-one can convince me otherwise

[wakkoroni]

Batfam Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: pt 20!

Tim, getting ready for patrol: I bet you can’t go through the entire patrol walking on your hands

Dick: probably not… I can try though

Bruce, sighing: Tim, why would you do that? You know Dick can’t back down from a challenge

Tim, shrugging: things were getting boring around here. I had to spice things up somehow

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Throughout patrol

Riddler: Riddle me this- wtf are you doing?

Nightwing: 🤸‍♀️

[vigilvntes]

dick, giving the family a pep talk: everything you lose is a step you take

the family, nodding in agreement:

jason:

jason: hang on. wait a sec. did you just... quote taylor swift?

dick: ......what? no. no.

jason: no. no, you definitely did. that's taylor swift.

dick: it's not–... i didn't–

barbara: how do you know enough taylor swift to be able to quote her in your speeches?

dick, panicking: *points at jason* well how does he know enough taylor swift to be able to notice that i'm quoting taylor swift?

jason, on his way out: my lawyers will be in contact

tim, quietly: he doesn't even have a lawyer

[p1nkshield]

idk why but I feel like Jason would be either very good with babies or terrible with them. In both scenarios he never offers to babysit.

Tim: Can you tell the civilian we found his baby? Also this kid has been screaming since I found her.

Dick: Sure! She isn't very happy huh? Try handing her to Jason!

Tim: What?

Dick (causally): Jace is like a baby whisperer or something.

Tim: ooookaaay?

later they peek around the corner

Dick: See?

Jason has the baby cradled in one arm whilst having a lovely conversation

Baby: *Babbles for a bit*

Jason: I couldn’t agree more, but have you considered how the death of Mercutio sets the tone and gravitas of the story?

Baby: *Babbles more*

Jason: I see, I see.

[plutoslvr]

10 year old tim drake leaving hate comments on every single robin jason post ever saying shit like "i hope this fucker kills himself so the first one comes back "

[superherospinoff]

[Image ID: Screenshot of a paragraph that reads ‘Batman is quite famously an orphan, as are the first two Robins. For years Tim Drake was unusual among the Batclan in having a living parent, but eventually the temptations of orphanhood overcame the writers. End ID]

still one of the funniest ways i’ve ever heard tim’s backstory recapped 

[thejasontoddarchives]

Nice to see Jason’s face without the helmet again :)

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (S2) Ep. 99 | CRC Payne, Starbite

[reaperfromtheabyss]

fucked around w some watercolors

[allthegothihopgirls]

i want to believe that the other batboys get so caught up in how damian NEVER acts like a normal child, that whenever they see him engaging in regular kid activities™ everyone is on high alert whilst trying to preserve the moment.

tim's with kon and they walk past jon's room to see him and damian playing toy cars? they start walking faster until they're a safe distance away, to stop in their tracks and share a mutual "what the fuck???"

jason and damian are arguing, something jason says strikes a nerve, and damian just stops and breaks the stoic act. jason has NO clue what to do with himself, because nothing he's ever said has gotten a non-violent reaction out of the kid.

dick's taking damian to the cinemas, and lets him pick what they watch. damian picks a kids movie, and doesn't make comments about it seeming 'childish' or 'boring', instead he looks genuinely interested. dick goes along with it but is really taken aback.

damian's patrolling with the other boys, and sustains a mild injury. everyone's used to him fixing himself up and never making a big deal out of it. they've seen him break bones and refuse medical attention, mainly because of how the league trained him. so when they get back to the batcave, and are all getting fixed up in the infirmary, everyone's shocked when damian, sitting to the side about to patch himself up, starts crying, because he's exhausted and hurt.

whenever the boys see damian asleep anywhere but his room, they make sure to tip-toe past and tell the others not to wake him. usually when this happens it's because he's been so exhausted, that he's sat down to watch a show, been playing with titus, or doing schoolwork, and he's just fallen asleep in the middle of it. afterwards, dick especially, makes sure that damian's sleeping enough, which is hard, because no one can tell that he's tired until he physically passes out.

[nightmareglitter]

Lots of stories in the Justice League start with "Unfortunately, Robin was bored". Yes, this applies to every Robin

[haxe-coding]

ough i need to fix my blog theme this instant I never finished at all ...

[fandom-hoard]

Obligatory reminder that Dick Grayson did not ever even consider sending Tim to Arkham

This is what he said-

He wanted Tim to talk to a therapist. One from Metropolis no less, so not even Arkham adjacent in any way.

And for more context here, these are the other things Dick said-

I’m not saying Tim was wholly in the wrong for not explaining himself or anything like that. And I understand that sometimes it’s fun to woobify Timbo a bit by writing fics and things were everyone was against him during this time and all of that. I get that.

But I also want everyone to know that Dick did not ever canonically do that.

Dick did not do everything right by any means, but he never wanted to send his little brother to Arkham. That is purely fanon.

[pokeberry5]

nobody told me that alvin draper has a nose ring!! and earrings!! does this mean tim has a nose piercing?? 

(related doodles under the cut, feat. dick:)