#I don’t know I DONT KNOW

[screeching-lavender-sweater]

I hate when I’m reading a book and following the story of a powerful female character, but then she hates sewing

[enduracarrotchips]

press A

[sevazh]

happy pride month here’s my contribution (ignore the freaks in the background)

[saintaviator]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

[cowardlykrow]

“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus

[thevirgodoll]

your 20s feels like life is ALWAYS over, like you're grieving something every single day. it's embarrassing. one day you wake up like "???" like it starts fall into place at the same time while actively getting worse. shedding skin constantly. painfully moving on from things you thought you never would. loving from a distance. figuring out what love is. working overtime to create the reality you want to see. while accepting you already got it like that now. but it's like. i know i have no choice but to win even if life is whacking me again and again. when i lay my head on my pillow i have to constantly remind myself all of my grandmother's prayers aren't going to go to waste. sometimes your biggest lesson hides behind the corny platitudes your elders told you when you were a child. like, yeah, this too shall pass and i'll be alright and see why i had to go through it anyway. it really DOES always work out. and maybe you are your biggest hater for telling yourself otherwise i fear.

[decapod-appreciator]

having a great time in persona 5. i think turning into a car made my cat who is my little brother and crime boss nonbinary

[ashirisu]

been watching the x-men cartoon

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

[saltedbiscuiit]

Silly 15!skk comic that I sketched awhile ago and dont remember what compelled me to draw this

[idontcare4urmom]

move Nick is my turn now!!😊😊🙏🏻

dom!matt,dom!matt,dom!matt😩

[rainbowtransform]

Thinking of Fabian, holding his new sibling and feeling a lump in his throat because this is his sibling. And then he looks up at his mom and—has Halliriel ever looked at Fabian witb that much love? That much attention?

(Or was his baby nights spent with Cathilda rocking him and giving him formula while his mother slept and drank? Was his baby nights filled with his dad’s booming laugh and sea shanties? Did his mother ever even look at him like that as a sleeping baby?

Will she be around this time?)

Thinking of Fig, staring at the elven baby in Fabian’s arms, thinking Gilear deserves this. Looking at him, and how bright he smiles and how happy he looks and realizing that he finally has a daughter that won’t turn into a demon. He has a daughter he can spoil, and adore.

(And she wonders, did she want a sibling because Gilear deserves it, or was it because she wanted to give her father a daughter that wouldn’t betray him? This baby will never grow horns, and become something that he doesn’t recognize. They will always be a cheery teenage who knows their father loves them.

This baby will be a better child than she was.)

[garfield-milk]

he’s such a fangirl. he definitely has a few scrolls of adventures (and fanfiction) of the Blue Spirit and reads them every night while giggling and kicking his feet in the air.

[voidoffline]

Every song and ship can be platonic if you’re not a coward

[bottombaron]

oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.