#Not IronDad

[exclusivelyirondad]

"Cap & Tony had to fuck off out of the picture and die (we had to find a convoluted way to kill people who were nowhere near the end of their lives and had much ahead of them even if they did retire in the present--we can't use our imaginations to place them into supporting/activist positions because you're practically useless after you turn 40 and Marvel *is* military propaganda, after all--)"

[irondad-defensesquad]

guess who's my new favorite dumbass who tries to save a teenager from getting into trouble multiple times

[guessmyname17]

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Can any one recommend me a story where may and tony get adoption papers ready for Peter to become a stark, only for him to refuse? Peter likes Mr. Stark of course but he doesn't want him to be his dad. He just wants him as a mentor.

That's how it ends, no talking him into it, helping him come around to the idea. May and Tony would be so shocked but peter is just hurt because his Aunt May is trying to pass himoff to someone who's just his mentor.

[frenchublog]

earth- 199 99?

[abbie-brianna]

Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.

Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?

[rdjandtomholland]

2016 → 2017 → 2018 → 2024

[fotibrit]

A Tony Stark fanpage details the outfits Stark wears, and where to buy them. The outfits and details go viral, and each time Tony appears in public, a new post is made.

There’s a detail amiss every time though. Nobody seems able to figure out where Stark got a thin bracelet he wears on his left wrist, and it didn’t seem to be technology.

Only Peter Parker, who jokingly made the bracelet out of scraps, knows that it is. He just didn’t know that Tony wore it so often.

[minimarvelh]

Pepper: Tony, I’m tired of it. You need to stop using unhealthy coping mechanisms! I read that going on a walk might help to cope with stress.

*the next day*

Tony: today I went on a walk to the park near the lake.

Pepper: wait, really??? Omg I’m so proud of you!! I hope you got something from that experience and now you will go-

Tony: Yeah, you’re right, I have got something.

Tony, opening his coat and revealing the child: Meet our new son. His name is Peter and he is 15.

[stxar-pvnk]

Sassy Peter is a MENACE.

not only is he a menace he's also a spitting image of Tony when he was younger.

No.

Not his playboy days, or his snarky remark days.

The days where Tony would ramble on like the nerdy scientist he is.

So that's why, when rhodey comes back, seeing a nerdy little kid with curly brown hair that strikingly resembled tonys, He didn't question it.

He simply patted Peter on the back and went to go grab Tony to interrogate the poor man on why he kept his nephew from him.

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?

Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov

Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie

Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development

Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out

*Later*

Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-

[calsvoid]

irondad is just reverse nepotism you like your employee so much you make him your son

[exclusivelyirondad]

People who are like us wouldn't have abandoned this universe. People like us LOVE to circle back to things, revisit them. But for people like us, needlessly killing off a longstanding, beloved character is also emotional annihilation, and severs our ability to connect with that world. Marvel shot itself in the foot when it presumed it could thrive the way it used to without us.

[oscorp-lawsuit]

Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: Blood loss? It’s not lost! It’s on the ground over there!

Tony: Kid, please sit down-

[frenchublog]

Hey Oh let's go

[obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot]

Tony: Listen, I know I'm not your father-

Peter: I know.

Tony:

Peter: I know you're not my father Mr. Stark.

Tony: But-

Peter: Do you know?

Tony:

Peter: Do you know you're not my father?

Tony: Yes, I know.

Peter: You don't act like someone who is not my father, Mr. Stark.