#Source: incorrect-quote-templates

[vivianthepigeon]

Creek: One more week of being stuck here with Branch and you will definitely find a dead body.

Branch: Yes, because one more week with Creek and I will definitely kill myself.

[adastra121]

Mhin: Damn. The power went out. Alon: Not to worry, partner, I got this! Alon: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Mhin: What—? Huh. I didn’t know you could do actual magic. Alon: Oh, I can’t. I swallowed a glowstick! :D Mhin: ... Mhin: WHY WOULD YOU—

[amelia-queen-black]

Felicity: Truth or dare?

Oliver: Truth

Felicity: How many hours have you slept this week?

Oliver: …

Oliver: Dare

Felicity: Go to sleep.

Oliver: I don’t like this game.

[incorrectringsofpower]

[*At Isildur′s funeral] Anárion: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. [*They leave*] Anárion, leaning over Isildur′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Isildur: Yeah, no shit.

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

Enoch: 'We have to tell her the dog died!'

Bronwyn: 'No! Claire, the dog ran away.'

Claire: 'Why?'

Enoch: 'He didn't want you to see him die.'

Bronwyn: 'E N O C H !'

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Advisor Broo: Your Majesty, we need to talk about your professionalism. King Roo, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for a person standing in lava.

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Virgil, angrily: fuck Janus!

Roman: I’m trying

[ten-cent-sleuth]

Scola: I dare you to— OA: Maggie isn’t allowed to take dares. Scola: Why not? Maggie: ““I have no regard for my personal safety.””

[spiltinksky]

Wonwoo: I made tea.

Jihoon: I don’t want tea.

Wonwoo: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea.

Jihoon: Then why did you tell me?

Wonwoo: It’s a conversation starter.

Jihoon: It’s a horrible conversation starter.

Wonwoo: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

[aceologist]

Ace: The lag on this game is so bad.

Tegan: I think you just suck.

Ace: I’ll fucking kill you.

[aslightlydifferentchristmascarol]

Cratchit: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Scrooge: What club? Marley: The hating Ebenezer Scrooge club. Scrooge: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club.

[spn-lesbian]

angel: I thought we told you not to bring any backup

Cas: I didn't

angel: then who's that behind you?

Cas: oh him? He's not backup. He's like a trophy boyfriend. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am

Dean: *waves*

[incorrect-multiverse]

Bucky: Who’s turn is it to give the pep talk.

Steve, sighing: It’s Nat’s.

Natasha: Fuck shit up out there, and don’t die.

Sam, wiping away a tear: Inspirational.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Tim : Where is your report card?

Damian : My friends stole it from me at school so now I don’t have it.

Tim : Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?

Damian : What lie ?

Tim : That you have friends

[captainwaffles]

Will: You have to apologize to Leo

Nico: Fine.

Nico: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[theatre-loverr]

Race: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? 

Albert: What the hell!? 

Race: Oh, sorry, my bad. 

Race, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? 

Albert, whispering: Of course. What do you need?