#Sperm Donor

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Sans Undertale tried to get me pregnant with Joker from The Persona series as a sperm donor. He kept putting the needle in a chicken egg before realizing and then he put it in one of my human eggs. 

Also, The Joker from Batman was there???? 

[mega-gaymer-party]

Me at the sperm bank:

"get a load of this guy!"

[starlightsuffered]

Sperm Donor

Info - unprotected sex, trying to get pregnant, jealousy, teasing, finger sucking, breeding kink, a little bit of hard Dom

“Positive?” Timothée asked Hopefully as I opened the bathroom door. I shook my head sadly.

Timothée and I had been married for five years. We had finally decided we were ready for kids. The issue was, I wasn’t getting pregnant. We had been trying since his birthday and nothing.

“No,” I sighed.

“Shit, I’m sorry baby,” Timothée said mournfully. He wrapped me in his arms and petted my hair.

“Maybe we should use a sperm donor,” I said jokingly.

“Excuse me?” Came the harsh response.

“Yeah, since you can’t get me pregnant,” I said casually. I could sense his jealousy and anger. For some reason, I wanted to poke this sleeping lion.

“Y/n,” Timothée growled. I secretly loved when he got this way.

“You jealous?” I asked. This was all I needed to say. I was thrown against the wall and kissed. I put my hands I. His hair and moaned.

He was stripping me all while one hand dove into my panties. He was rolling my bud of pleasure and I couldn’t help but jerk a couple times.

“Baby, I’m your husband,” he purred.

“But I’m not pregnant,” I responded just to get it rougher. He slapped my cunt.

“Are you saying you’re not grateful for my cum?” He asked.

“Load after load, but I’m not with child,” I said in a sing song voice. I knew this would piss him off. I was right. He threw me over his shoulder.

I was on the kitchen table, bare and displayed. Timothée was eating my pussy. His mouth was inside me. I was so wet and heady.

“You’re delicious, you sure I haven’t made you the bearer of my child?” He asked.

“Test says no,” I gasped out. Timothée made a face. He was on me in a second.

He entered me and began to fuck me like an animal. He was shoving his cock so deep inside me. He was even laughing. He was treasuring my desperation.

I lifted my legs and pressed them to my chest. He kept them there. He held my legs down. He kept fucking me wildly.

“You ask me if I’m jealous?” He asked as his long and hard cock was slamming into me.

“Of course I am. I am your fucking husband.”

“I-fuck, oh, fuck, Timothée,” I wailed.

“You want a sperm donor huh?” He asked me. I tried to answer but he shoved his fingers into my mouth. I suckled needily. My eyes rolled back in my head. He was going at me like an animal.

“As if you’d ever touch someone else’s sperm, you’re a fucking addict to me,” he chuckled darkly. I groaned. He took his hand away from my mouth.

“Mmmm, wanna suck,” I said in a pathetic voice.

“I thought you were thinking about sperm donors,” he teased me.

“Ah, ah, ah,” I gasped out. I couldn’t make words come out. I felt so good. I felt my toes curl. He lifted one of my legs so he could hit me at a deeper angle. My leg rested against his shoulder.

“Say it again. Say my sperm isn’t good enough,” he egged me on.

“Just, fuck, wanna be, oh shit, pregnant,” I squirmed.

“Oh you’ll be pregnant, I’m gonna breed this fucking cunt,” he growled and punctuated his words with thrusts. I was panting. Just those words leaving his mouth made me wetter.

“Breed,” I begged.

“That’s right princess,” he smirked.

“Breed me,” I pleaded.

“Yes darling,” he agreed. He bent over me and continued to slam in balls deep. He kissed me sloppily. Saliva was everywhere as our tongues met and caressed one another.

“Mmm, mmm, mmm,” I whined.

Timothée was massaging my sensitive breasts. His cock was buried inside me. I could feel him twitching as he possessively fucked me.

“What’s wrong with my sperm?” He whispered in my ear.

“Nothing, absolutely nothing,” I breathed.

“So you don’t mind if I dump my big load inside you?” He purred.

“Oh fuck, oh yes, please do it, breed me,” I moaned.

“Good girl!” He cried out. He began to shoot ropes and ropes deep inside my fertile womb. I was shaking with my own orgasm. We were both shaking and moaning as I was filled. He was still going, fucking his sperm further inside me. We were kissing again. I wrapped my legs around his waist so that he didn’t pull out.

“Let’s go again,” Timothée gasped. “Gotta fill you to bursting. I want to make you full.”

“Yes, make me round. Give me all your cum.”

Sure enough a couple days later I registered as pregnant. Timothée was so proud of himself he bred me all over again.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Health Canada is changing its screening criteria for sperm donors, removing previous questions directed at some gay and bisexual men. In a statement to Global News Thursday, the agency confirmed a CTV News report that the rules for men who have sex with men will be updated. “After a review of the latest scientific evidence and feedback received from recent consultations, Health Canada is updating the donor screening criteria for sperm and ova donors to adopt a more inclusive screening approach,” said Mark Johnson, a Health Canada spokesperson. “The new inclusive approach will replace the current men who have sex with men screening questions with gender-neutral, sexual behavior-based donor screening questions.”

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[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned of Simon Watson who sells sperm at the rate of £50 per pot for his effort.

Statistics:

His estimated earnings till 2016 is around £40,000 (3 million INR approximately).

Technically, he becomes dad around once a week.

At the age of 41, he has fathered approximately 800 children.

His motivation "I became a sperm donor after my first marriage broke down - I knew I wanted more kids, so that's why I started.”

Well, that’s quite a nice logic behind such motivation. (x)

[sunshinefloortime]

do we think the purpose of the Buck-sperm-donor storyline is that down the road Kameron will offer to return the favor for Buck and Eddie by being their egg-donor/surrogate?

[lifewithchronicpain]

So glad the couple won in court, but I honestly don’t understand the need to pick a donor you know. I would never want the complications that could arise, I would leave it for the adult child to decide if they want to know the donor, if the contract allows it in the first place.

[dibbie85]

Do you all remember one of the first ABC clips where they did show the top 5 events the GA should know about the season 6 events? I only remember this one because I was irritated that of all things happening to Buck they choose the sperm donor arc for it.

I kind of hope this was a marketing guys only thing (Tim said that the writers and the marketing guys were working independent).

But, if not… Why this arc?

Because it shows us Buck's character? (his will to help his friends at all costs?)

Or beecause they're planning to bring this arc up again?

perhaps only to show Buck wants children?

perhaps because he will need to step up as a dad?

perhaps the baby needs another donor, because they're bringing back the child cancer thing (Daniel / baby) and Buck is able to help this time around?

What do you think?

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[kumquatqueenb]

Active footage of Eddie and Hen sabotaging Buck’s jeep before his donation appointment

[captainpirateface]

[mortallycrispygardener]

I started writing this letter to my mother because I realized that there are some things that I want to address. I probably won't give it to her; the letter is just a way for me to vent and move towards healing. But lately I keep asking myself, "Why am I still holding onto this anger about her favoritism?" The wound is just so deep that I feel like it will never heal.

When I was little, my mother liked my sister more than me. I was always the one getting reprimanded, scolded, criticized. My mother would even say to me, "You're just like your father! I hate that bastard." She never hit me but her words cut so deep. I could hear the disgust and anger in her voice, sharp as knives. She seemed to be annoyed by me every time I spoke, so eventually I stopped speaking. I buried my emotions deep within me until I could do so no longer. This is the result: a permanently burnt-out, disabled adult who has difficulty expressing their emotions, and even more difficulty recognizing what they need. This is one reason why I will never have children.

If you have kids, please don't make one your favorite. Please don't make one your scapegoat. Please love your kids equally. They didn't ask to be brought into this world, and they certainly didn't ask to have the genes of the ex-spouse that you despise.

[pussyflyart]

Milk

[chitownwolf]

Buck: “I’m going to be a father!”

Everyone else:

[annabananaanniam]

21 /F4M/ single women looking for sperm donor/breeder Location RI/Mass/CT Living in RI I go by Ann, and I am serious about having a child. I recently discovered that if I wanted to have children, the time would be now. I am a hard worker and am financially stable. I am well with kids and am currently taking a break from school. I was going to school to be a special educator. I am clean and would like you to be clean as well, If you are interested in helping me get pregnant, you can DM me here and ask for my number, or add my discord, larkinamarinelemchie, or email me at amarinelemchie@gmail.com.

[iamsarisariyb]

“a daughters should not have to beg her father for a relationship.“

[hejira33312]