Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said that, while driving in the woods, he came across a dead bear cub that had been hit by a car.
“I pulled over and I picked up the bear and put him in the back of my van because I was gonna skin the bear,” he said. “It was in very good condition and I was gonna put the meat in my refrigerator.”
Later, he realized he was running late for a flight, and didn't have time to take the carcass home. Therefore, he did what any one of us would do after being disappointed that we couldn't eat a dead body we found on the side of the road. He took the bear to New York's Central Park and, using a bike he had in his car, tried to make it look like a biker had hit and killed the bear.
So, to review: the dude was gonna eat roadkill, but instead, decided to set up a fake hit-and-run scene with a bike and dead bear in the park.
Which means, of the three major presidential candidates, Kamala Harris is the only one whose sanity and cognitive abilities are not in question.
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HEY PLEASE READ !!
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It's really, really important to remember that the US doesn't support Israel because it just does whatever The Jews™ tell it to. Christian Zionism is extremely powerful and worth reading up on and understanding if you want to end US support for Israel.
(PS. in these prophecies, at the end, the Jews either convert or die)
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Fun Fact: Tim Walz is the first member of a Democratic ticket NOT to have attended law school since Jimmy Carter in 1980.
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putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023
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