#a very potter musical quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: Hey, we should make plans sometime.

Shinigami: Evil plans?

Karai: No, casual plans. Let’s go rollerblading on Saturday.

[owchie-wowchie]

Ruth: So, you can see all of time and space now? Past, present, future?

Pete, who just got Tinky's powers: Yeah

Richie: Can you tell me how fnaf ends?

Pete: *sigh* There's some things that must never be known

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Jamie in season one: You know who I think is the ugliest guy on the team? That Roy Kent! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5... or a 9... Not, not over a 9.8 cause there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it!

[terrimavr]

Finally watched the very potter trilogy

It was awesome sauce

[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

Oikawa: You know who I think is the ugliest guy in the school? That Hajime Iwaizumi! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5 or a 9... not, not over a 9.8 ‘cos there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it!

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Angel: Holy shit! Niff, you just killed him! I thought you were going to tuck in his shirt or make him do the dishes!

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: It’s Eddie

Richie: It's just like I can't get him out of my head

Richie: And every time I look at him, I get these pains in my chest

Richie: That bitch

[exasperatedtinagoldstein]

Newt: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

Tina: What the hell is a hufflepuff?

[george-the-pumpkin]

Skull: You’d think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: You think killing people will make them like you?

Karai: It doesn’t.

Karai: I just makes them dead.

[hermionehymn]

Albus Dumbledore: Basically I've just been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin, and the other two can just go wherever the hell they want, I don't really care.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Rebecca: This totally sucks, man.

Roy: This is horrible.

Rebecca: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.

Roy: No, it’s not that, it’s Tartt.

Roy: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch

Rebecca: I don't think that.. No yeah you're totally right it is his fault.

[nono-bunny]

While rewatching AVPM I came across this dialogue that feels like it could've come straight out of the Ember Island Players, even if this version should end without the two of them getting together lol so like? Ig this is my attempt at the whole incorrect quotes thing

Aang: Um, hey, Katara?

Katara: Yeah?

Aang: Um, so, we kissed at the invasion? And, well, I thought we were gonna be together forever, but we're not

Katara: Yeah, that uh, pretty much sums it up!

[nerdytextileartist]

Incorrect Quotes- DC Comics Edition #18

Jason: I'm really nice now and I just feel awful about what happened, but I mean, could you argue that this was my fault? Dick: Yes, all- Roy: Absolutely, you're an asshole all the time. Kory: Yes, yes. Dick: Absolutely, you're an asshole all the time. Jason: Yeah, that would be a safe argument. Uh, but let me ask you one question- do you think... I'm happy about this? Dick: Oh my God, Jason. Just because you're upset doesn't mean you're off the hook. Roy: Yeah, and further more, do you want to kick your own ass or should we do it for you? Dick: Yeah. Jason: Oh, uh, well I guess if you're giving me the option, I'll...I'll kick my own ass.

[i-creatied-au]

Voldemort: Quirrell? Would you love me if I were a worm?

Quirrell: First of all. I loved you even when you were a soul-sucking parasite on the other side of my head. And secondly... *kisses Voldemort on the forehead* of course. I would love you if you were a snake.

Voldemort, absolutely in love and trying not to cry: o-okay

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Kristoff: It's Anna.

Kristoff: It's just like I can't get her out of my head.

Kristoff: And every time I look at her, I get these pains in my chest.

Kristoff: That bitch.