Smutty Reccomends 18+
because i’m a whore for emotionally unavailable middle aged fictional men who can break my back and rearrange my guts, I’ve decided to compile a list of some of my favorites written by a lot of you unholy creatures out there😗
this list is clearly 18+ so MDNI pls and thank you🙂
Moon Boys
Office Party — Marc Spector x Fem! reader @romanarose — it was a party in my ovaries after reading this🙂
Praise Worthy — Steven Grant x fem! reader @starks-hero
Satisfactory Pt. 2 — Jake Lockley x fem! reader @welcometostayingawake JESUS. the amount of times i’ve gone back to read part one and two got me a front row seat on satan’s lap.
Tag Team — Marc Spector x fem! reader x Steven Grant x Jake Lockley @babyboibucky lawd have merthy🏃🏻♀️
Venus, Planet of Love — Steven Grant x fem! reader @peterthepark
Cracked Perfection — Jake Lockley x reader @jake-g-lockley just.. this man has me in a chokehold.
A Long Night — Steven Grant x reader/Marc Spector x reader/ Jake Lockley x reader @myfictionaldreams
Sunshine — Marc Spector x fem! reader @readerthatreadsss
Forbearance — Marc Spector x f! reader @inklore
Joel Miller
Morning Delight — no outbreak joel x fem! reader @ozarkthedog
Mine Truly and Forever part two — joel miller x fem/afab! reader @me-and-your-husband
The Third Date — pre-outbreak joel x fem! reader @guess-my-next-obsession good god.
The Reunion — joel miller x fem! reader @apenny4thots
Moment’s Silence — joel miller x fem! reader @nexusnyx
First Rays of Dawn — joel miller x fem! reader @deardjo
Miss Sunshine — pre-outbreak joel x neighbor! reader @nexusnyx THIS. one of my absolute favorites
Agent Whiskey
you can hear the song i know you can.
Save a Horse (ride a cowboy) — agent whiskey x fem! reader @deardjarin
Sugar — agent whiskey x fem! reader @punkpascalita
Frank Castle
Fight and Fuck — Frank Castle x reader @chrisevansredbelt
My Girl — Frank Castle x reader @frankcastlescumslut
no. no i no longer have ovaries after this so you’re welcome🫶🏻 might update as i find new favorites to add but until then, please give all these authors the love and reblogs they deserve!!
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(HCs) how they defend you from a random creepy guy at the bar
(joel miller, agent whiskey, bucky barnes, miguel o'hara, marc spector)
yes, they're so random, I know, but I can't help it, I'm attracted to all of them 😩
Joel Miller
"She said to back off."
Joel glared at the obviously drunk man trying to buy you a drink and touch you in the most inappropriate of ways. Joel's eyes didn't look angry, but it left an I'll-take-this-butter-knife-and-slice-your-throat-with-it kind of impression.
"And what're you gonna do, old man?"
Joel didn't like that disrespecting tone he had. He took the butter knife and stabbed it on the bar counter. Right between the man's fingers.
"Trust me, you don't wanna find out."
Agent Whiskey
"Now that is no way to treat a lady."
Whiskey appeared behind you, his hand on your lower back to tell you he's got you. There's no need to be scared anymore.
He somehow managed to calm the guy down with his silver-tongue, or so he thought. The drunken man turned around to smash his beer bottle on Whiskey's head, but Whiskey's fast reflexes caught the bottle safely in his hand without breaking it. The man was soon escorted out of the bar.
"What do you say we go have some real fun, darlin'?"
Bucky Barnes
Bucky'd been watching the guy for a hot minute. He's had his suspicions, saw how he eyed women, picked a target, and the moment he approached you, Bucky knew he had to do something.
He didn't even let the guy come close to you. Bucky just stood there, stopping him, with the deadliest glare anyone's ever seen.
He didn't need to say anything, the guy knew to back off.
Bucky then went to stand next to you, finally having the courage to start a conversation. And maybe buy you a drink.
Miguel O'Hara
The drunk man had his arm around you despite you pushing him away. He was much bigger than you, and he was putting most of his weight on you.
The man almost touched your face, and Miguel finally arrived at the bar, webbing the man's hand onto the counter. He towered over the drunk man, and there was an ominous silence.
"I'm sorry I'm late." Miguel apologized to you. "Why don't we go somewhere else, princesa?"
"But-"
"Wait for me outside," Miguel urged you. "I need to take care of something real quick."
Marc Spector
Marc was enjoying his own drink when he noticed you being bothered by an unwelcome drunk man. He was way older than you, and clearly disrespecting you by waving his money around. He was creating a scene as it is, and Marc really just wanted a quiet night, for once.
Marc made his way across to where the drunk man was, and sat down next to him. Suspiciously close.
"Can I help you with somethin'?" He asked, eyebrows raised.
Marc looked at your very uncomfortable face and moved you behind him. "Yea, why don't you head out for now? It's getting late."
The man scoffs and spits his beer in Marc's face. The man was laughing, but everyone in the bar wasn't. They might be fugitives, gang members, or even active criminals, but one thing's for sure, you don't mess with Marc Spector.
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Andi: *Entering her apartment only to see Jaune with a giant Jackaolpe* What... do you got there?
Jaune: *Smoothie in hand sitting next to Juniper* A smoothie
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