#alejandro headcanons

[witchthewriter]

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐎𝐃 𝐦𝐞𝐧

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

Warnings: swearing, nsfw included (no one under 18 please).

a/n: I have officially became apart of this ... fandom? Is that what we're calling it? Anyway, I never understood the hype and NOW I UNDERSTAND. However, I do not understand the hype for some COD men, but if you do want me to include them - I will xx Just drop a comment :)

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐄

ISTJ

Slytherin

Lawful Good / Neutral Good

Capricorn Sun, Cancer Moon, Libra Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿

・He may be one of the older members (not by much, he's not even in his forties yet), but he has a huge heart. His experience with danger and violence hasn't made him heartless. In fact, it's made him care a lot more about others.

・You are genuinely the light of his life, the only person he would truly kill for and die for.

・Knowing this can be a bit disconcerting because John looks like such a teddy bear. His smile is so kind and comforting.

・His pet names/ nicknames for you are: "Darling", "My love / love."

・When he comes home, he loves doing things around the house. The feeling of domesticity makes him feel happy

・He also likes telling you to sit down while he does the laundry, kitchen, vaccuuming etc.

・John is extremely handy. Would have a booming business as a handyman. He can fix almost anything.

・He couldn't wait to meet your family.

・John actually made a lot of your relatives swoon. And not purposefully.

・Gets choked up whenever he has to go back to work. Hates seeing the look on your face when he leaves.

・Sidenote: he has the louDEST sneezes, it's very jarring and something you had to get used to. Once you asked him if he was looking for attention and he furrowed his brows while replying:

"Love I'm fuckin' sneezin'?"

・Would actually love having a dog, especially a scary one so you can be protected.

・Speaking of protection: John taught you everything he could about self-defence. As well as going so far as to teach you to attack as well. He would never want you to be in a situation where you didn't know what to do.

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

"Hey can I have a…" x "Yes. Whatever it is. Yes."

Love language is physical touch (John) x Is touch starved (You)

Keeps strong eye-contact (John) x Literally can't look in their eyes (You)

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Slowburn.

Everyone Could See It But You Two.

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

Lay All Your Love On Me by Avantasia

I'm Scum by IDLES

I Was Made For Lovin' You by KISS

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 If Price knew you were underage and reading this...he would be very disappointed.

・He actually does like being more dominant, but loves when you initiate sex.

・He loves tickling your thighs with his beard. Sex isn't always serious with John, he loves making you smile

・Needs to feel your hands grabbing his back and shoulders when he's pounding into you

・Doesn't want to be called, "Daddy" or even "Sir." He prefers when you call him by his first name during sex. He wants to escape any ties to his work life

・When you're at the pub (this guy hates the club so pub it is), and he gets a lil tipsy, he always gets horny. John will rub your thighs, your waist, grab the back of your neck (not too hard).

・Can't have sex when certain tv shows or movies are playing. Especially horror ones. You tried it once and when there was a jump scare you both fell off the couch because John freaked out

・He adores those tender moments in the shower. Washing each other, scubbing the places neither can get to.

・If you have any insecurities, John will make them disappear. He truly makes you feel like royalty.

・The absolute King of aftercare, John needs to know you feel comfortable, safe and loved.

・Would never just roll over and fall asleep. He needs you to feel the most important; before, during and after sex.

𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 "𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐏" 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐇

ESFP

Gryffindor

Neutral Good / Chaotic Good

Aquarius Sun, Taurus Moon, Sagittarius Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿

・6'2 sexy Scotsman with a lighthearted personality ... god he treats you so well.

・Yes, he does like to tease and taunt, and seeing you riled up is one of his favourite things, but at the end of the day, he's truly a good guy. Who would do anything for you.

・Even after years of being together, he still flirts with you - unashamed at the utter cringe he lets spill from his mouth. But it makes you blush and he loves doing that to you

・His nicknames/pet names for you are: "Babe," "Lass/Lad," "Bonnie" meaning beautiful, "Mo chroí" meaning "my heart" (yes he does know some Gaelic)

・Hates when anyone tries to flirt with you, he'll literally threaten to break both their legs.

・Soap has the ability to get you excited about things he's excited about. It's like a superpower - it's like he knows the button to give you the zoomies or something.

・Or maybe his personality is just really magnetic (especially to you).

・Sometimes he has cravings for Scottish food and when he explains what it is, you shake your head but go out with him to find it anyway.

"Johnny I know what haggis is and I'm not trying it again."

・Has a strong love for his country. He's a true Scotsman.

・You watched a few episodes of Outlander with him. After you swooned over Jamie, he looked at you with furrowed brows and said:

"...you have a Jamie right here."

・Then he paused the tv and stood in front of you, waving his hands up and down himself.

"Literally, right fuckin' here!"

・And he dramatically stormed away...

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

"I'd do anything for you." (Soap) x "As you should." (You)

Wants to go on adventures together (You) x Turns any adventure into a police chase (Soap)

Black Cat (You) x Golden Retriever (Soap)

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Home Is Wherever You Are

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

Rasputin by Boney M.

Iron Man by Black Sabbath

Flower Of Scotland by Champions United

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 Under 18 and trying to read past this point? Mmm no Christmas presents from Santa then.

・Would actually be into pegging. It came up because he wanted to fuck you in the ass (said much more delicately than that) but you wouldn't unless you could do it to him.

・And as it turns out, he really fucking likes a dildo up the ass.

・Loves sending and receiving nude photos, sexting and phone sex. At least twice a week you have phone sex; always without planning it.

・Sends you dirty voice messages whenever he's bored. He might not even be that horny, he just does it because he knows you love his voice.

・When Soap comes back home, he wants to take things as slow as he can. To savour his time with you.

・He's very submissive when you're together.

・Soap melts when you take the lead...especially if you have a leash (definition of walk him like a dog).

・ Will cum on the spot if you call him a "good Johnny boy."

・Soap would be up for any at least once. But that doesn't mean you have to be. He's happy to take things at your pace, but he will masturbate a lot more.

・And when he does masturbate, he thinks of you. When he's cumming it's your name that he moans.

・Would DEFINITELY wear a Ghostface mask if you wanted him to.

𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐎 𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐒

ENFJ

Slytherin

Chaotic Good

Aries Sun, Virgo Moon, Gemini Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿

・His pet names/nick names for you are all in spanish and refer to how he feels about you to other things like your apperance

・For example, "Mi alma" which translates to "my soul" / "my soulmate". "Mi Amado" meaning "my beloved." "Mi Vida" meaning "my life". And then when he's feeling a bit more playful he'll call you, "corta"/"corto" meaning short. "ojos bonitos" meaning pretty eyes.

・Alejandro's love language is a mixture of physical touch, gift giving and acts of service.

・Whenever he's on missions, he brings something back for you - well it's only fair in his eyes because you're on his mind all the fucking time.

・So he wants to bring back the little gifts and explain what he was thinking when he saw them:

"I got you this little flag, Mi alma, because I thought it would go well with our collection. I know how much you love miniature things."

・Alejandro is the type of guy to know all these homemade treatments when you get sick. He learnt them from his mother and his aunts.

・If you feel sick, he'll make this delicious soup but before you eat it, you have to drink this awful tasting medicine that his family swears by.

・It genuinely works...

・And you feel pretty much healed by the morning

・He loves baths, to the point where he has his own collection of bath bombs, body wash, and oils. Loves the smell of lavender.

・When he's home there's Spanish music playing 24/7. It reminds him of when he was younger.

・He can get very competitve when it gets to card games. Even bloody Uno, if he loses he is so sore about it.

"You cheated!"

"I did not!"

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

Easily embarrassed (You) x Cheesy lovey-dovey (Alejandro)

Thinks They're In Charge (Alejandro) x Is Actually In Charge (You)

The Moon and His Star  

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

You Fell First, But He Fell Harder

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

La Flor De La Canela by Maria Dolores Pradera

La Luna en tu Mirada by Los Zafiros

One More Hour by Tame Impala

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 I am not going to be the reason you are corrupted.

・Alejandro and love go hand in hand.

・But when it comes to sex, he shows you his rough side.

・He loves hearing you beg. Even if it's an act that he's receiving (like a blowjob), he still wants you on your knees, begging for him.

"Sí, mi amor. Di cuánto quieres mi polla," (Yes, my love. Say how much you want my cock).

・Will make you ride his thigh if you've been teasing him

・There's a primal side of Alejandro that comes out when he's inside you. He needs to cum inside you.

・Doesn't like the thought of public sex. But he does like to touch your thigh, waist, put an arm around your shoulder. He's very respectful when he's out. But when he gets home, he absolute ravages you.

・Loves hair pulling. Will have a fistful of your hair and pull your head back to kiss you so fiercely.

・Even though he will have you on all fours, pumping in and out of you. When you're both done, he treats you like you're something fragile.

・Tenatively cleaning you up, even bathing with you. He loves baths; sharing them is even better. He'll sit behind you, holding you gently. Whispering how much he loves you.

𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐍 𝐏. 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒

ISTP

Slytherin

True Neutral

Capricorn Sun, Aries Moon, Scorpio Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿

・Is one of the most playful, teasing and bantery (yes I'm making that a word) of the lot. Yes, even more than Soap, who is more flirtacious than teasing.

・Keegan on the other hand, knows that you like his teasing ways.

・His pet names/nicknames for you are "kid," "sweetheart," "

・You actually met when he came back from deployment. But funnily enough, you heard his voice before seeing his face. And as soon as you heard it, your knees went weak.

・He's known at work to be quiet and not very social around people, but he never fails his missions. And the other Ghosts he works with ... well, he would give his life for them.

・He speaks English but also Spanish ...

・And sometimes when he's really angry he'll start talking in Spanish.

・On multiple occassions you've made him read to you because of how much you like his voice. He doesn't mind it at all. But doesn't understand the plot of the books you read.

"...and why are they holding knives to each other's throats again?"

"Um, because it's enemies to lovers..."

"Okay sweetheart. Just don't get any ideas."

"Already got them," you whispered into the pillow.

・Loves when you come up from behind and hug his waist. Your head resting against his back. You'll both just stand there for a while, living in this pocket of quiet calm.

・He gets headaches pretty easily and it's an ongoing issue

・You make him take pain-relief, a hot shower, something to eat, and if it still hasn't gone away. You'll tuck him into bed and completely block out any sunlight from the room. - Basically you take care of him but in overdrive...

・To return how much love you give him, Keegan is constantly fixing up your car, folding the laundry and getting the groceries. Or even doing the errands that you hate doing.

・Always buys you flowers when he goes out

・He's really into country music, anything that has that desperate passion of a story. Colter Wall is one of his favourite artists of all time, and he's not afraid to admit it.

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

Soft for exactly one person (Keegan) x Is that one person (You)

"Think they'll try us?" (You) x "Fuck I hope so." (Keegan) (this is usually said in a parking lot when you're having a show-down with another car for a parking space.)

 Love language is physical touch (You) x Is touch starved (Keegan) 

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Enemies to Lovers (Ooof oh big time)

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

O Children by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

The Devil Wears A Suit And Tie by Colter Wall

Kingdom Come by The Civil Wars

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 Dude if you're under 18 pls don't read this.

・When he's horny, he'll start giving you little bites over your body. It makes you yelp and laugh when he continues to do it even though you swat him away

"What are you doing!?"

"Mmmm, nothin' sweetcheeks, just tasting you." (Said with a completely straight face.)

・Really likes to eat ass

・Loves to praise you, to tell you how well you take him and how pretty you look, laying naked - waiting for him.

・Likes to lean on doorways because he knows it turns you on.

・Basically when you told him all the things that get you hot, he mentally memorised them and often uses them to his advantage.

・Loves car sex. Will go through the (automatic) car wash, just for you to sit on his lap... it's something you've done before, so you're both prepared.

・Neither of you have underwear on, so it's easy access

・Loves cockwarming, but can get too horny and start bucking his hips.

・You may not think it, but he will beg after being so long apart. When he gets home, he doesn't even change out of his clothes before kneeling before you, begging to fuck you.

"Please, baby, please. I've been good, I promise!"

・Sometimes you oblige, and other times ... well you like to make him work for it.

[5ukho1]

NSFW Alphabet (141 + König)

Content warning: 18+, mature content, MDNI

Aftercare (what they're like after sex) 

Ghost tends to go get a cloth to help clean you up. He's pretty gently, his fingers tracing over any marks he left on your body. He'll rub any spots that you comment are sore, and he'll lay next to you until you fall asleep.

Soap will hold you close, making sure you're alright and would go get you a glass of water. He'll pick out new clothes for you to wear before cuddling next to you, asking if you enjoyed it.

Price would kiss any markings he left on your body, chuckling to himself as you're trying to compose yourself. He would definitely go start a warm shower for the both of you before watching a movie later.

Gaz would ask if you're alright and place gentle kisses along your face. He'd help you clean up and go make you some food of your choice. Probably would just cuddle for the rest of the day.

Alejandro comments on how good you did and would give you a massage before you're even allowed to get up. He already has a glass of water on standby and would wrap you up in some blankets while watching TV.

König has a warm bath already ready for you once you're done. He would carry you to the bathroom and help clean you up, being gentle with your body. You two would just relax in the bath for awhile before getting out.

Bodypart (their favorite part of their partner's body)

Ghost would definitely love your throat. Loves wrapping his hand around it and watching you gasp and your eyes rolling back.

Soap fucking loves your thighs, especially if his head is in between them. Loves hearing the noises you make when doing so.

Price loves your lips. The sight of your lips wrapping around his cock turns him on even more than before.

Gaz would probably love your ass. He loves smacking it and watching is bounce afterwards. Lots of hickeys on them.

Alejandro is definitely an eye guy. Loves staring into your eyes in the act. Would stop thrusting if you try to close your eyes though.

König loves your throat. Same with Ghost, wrapping his hands around it turns him on, but he mostly likes seeing you try to deep throat him.

Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ghost would love to cum on your face, especially if your tongue is sticking out.

Soap would prefer to cum inside you, but if you don't let him, he'll cum all over your chest.

Price would make you swallow his cum, making him groan as it trickles down your chin.

Gaz is either cumming on your back or all over your lower stomach. It all depends on what position you two are in.

Alejandro would cum inside you. If you don't allow him, he would just cum all over your thighs.

König would make you lick up his cum as it drips down his cock, and then would make you swallow the rest.

Dirty secret

Ghost probably stole one of your underwear just to have.

Soap had a wet dream about you a few times.

Price would definitely masturbate to your photos.

Gaz tends to look at your ass a lot when you walk by.

Alejandro would purposely get you tight fitting clothes to see your body.

König would stare at your lips and picture what they would look like around his cock.

Experience (how much do they have?)

Ghost is pretty experienced, though it's been a while for him.

Soap is kinda experienced, probably only done it three times.

Price is experienced, definitely knows how hook up with people.

Gaz is somewhat experienced. Same with Alejandro, only with one person.

Alejandro is kinda experienced. Only done it with one other person.

König is somewhat experienced. Probably had a few nightstands.

Favorite position

Ghost loves doggy. End of story...

Soap would probably like missionary.

Price would probably like a little bit of doggy, but mostly missionary.

Gaz loves when you ride him.

Alejandro loves to bend you over the counters.

König probably lifts you up while fucking you.

Goofy (how are they in the moment? Are they more serious or humorous?)

Ghost is more serious, probably talking dirty in your ear the whole time.

Soap is somewhat humorous. He wants you to feel comfortable and would praise you.

Price is in between. He would praise you and would laugh if your body made any noises to make you feel better.

Gaz is with Price, in between. He'll be a little humorous if it's your first time, but he's pretty gentle with you.

Alejandro is serious. Would downgrade you and choke you. Obviously would be gentle if it was your first.

König would be serious. He'd throw you around and make you squirm. Lots of begging.

Hair (how well groomed they are, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Ghost is somewhat groomed.

Soap tends to keep it shaven but sometimes he forgets.

Price is somewhat groomed.

Gaz is shaven and wouldn't grow it out.

Alejandro is not shaven, but he wouldn't mind shaving if you asked.

König is not shaven and would just keep it that way.

Intimacy (how are they during the moment)

Ghost doesn't talk much but he loves to whisper in your ear to set you off.

Soap likes to tell you how good you feel and such. Loves to run his hands all over your body.

Price is pretty gentle with you. If you want him to do anything specifically, you're going to have to ask.

Gaz is pretty gentle. He doesn't want to be too rough to hurt you, unless you asked.

Alejandro loves to talk to you, and he would chuckle if you can't talk back to him in response.

König just makes you lay there and take it. Would do anything to tease or to make you beg.

Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Ghost jacks off kinda a lot, but it all depends.

Soap kinda jacks off, but he's not that big of a fan of it.

Price prefers not to jack off unless you've been teasing him all day.

Gaz will jack off if you're far away or is too busy to give him any attention.

Alejandro would make you watch him jack off and would make you clean him up.

König doesn't jack off often. If he needs to release, he'll use you instead.

Kinks (one or more of their kinks)

Ghost loves to choke you out and make you beg. Makes him want you more.

Soap would love to smack your ass every time you're in doggy. Loves seeing his handprint on you.

Price likes when you deep throat him. Watching the sight in front of him gets him weak.

Gaz wouldn't mind you kinda choking him out but wouldn't mention it to you.

Alejandro loves giving hickeys, especially in places other people can see.

König loves hairpulling, especially if you're in doggy. Just pulling your hair back while wrapping his hand around your throat is hot.

Location (favorite places to do it)

Ghost would prefer the bedroom.

Soap would like to be risky and do it in a car.

Price wouldn't mind his office.

Gaz is a bedroom guy.

Alejandro likes to do it in the kitchen or bathroom.

König would like to do it in the shower.

Motivation (what turns them on)

Ghost kinda gets turned on if you bend down in front of him or bite your lip while looking him up and down.

Soap likes when you sway your hips, or when his hands are on your hips.

Price will get turned on by you breathing heavily while sweating. Especially after a run.

Gaz would get turned on if you sat on top of him, straddling him. Even if it's innocent.

Alejandro gets turned on by tight fitting clothes on you, wanting to rip them off.

König will get turned on if you're licking anything or watching your lips wrap around a straw.

No (something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)

Ghost will not let others watch you two in the act. You're for his eyes only.

Soap won't do any in public. He doesn't want to risk getting caught. The closest to in public he'll do is fuck in a car.

Price won't use toys on you. You have him, that's the best you're going to get.

Gaz won't slap you or anything that could cause you harm. Doesn't want to hurt you.

Alejandro will not do a 3 some. He wants you all to himself. And he won't do any sex tapes of you two.

König won't let you take control in the bedroom. He's in full control of you.

Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skills, etc.)

Ghost likes to receive and would give you if you begged.

Soap likes to give only until he's done teasing you.

Price prefers to receive.

Gaz likes to receive but wouldn't mind giving.

Alejandro loves to give.

König would give and wouldn't stop until you're begging.

Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Ghost is for sure fast and can be rough if he wants to.

Soap would probably be rough and slow.

Price prefers to be a little slow and sensual.

Gaz is the same with Price.

Alejandro would be fast and sensual.

König doesn't care and would be fast and rough.

Quickie (their opinion on quickies rather than proper sex?)

Ghost is okay with quickies. Anytime you ask he'll be down.

Soap prefers proper sex than quickies. Would do it after he comes home.

Price would do proper since he doesn't want to rush. You give him a chance and he'll take it.

Gaz is okay with quickies but prefers proper.

Alejandro likes quickies and likes to see how fast he can make you cum.

König prefers quickies since he's busy, but it'll be a long night when doing proper sex...

Risk (are they okay with experimenting, do they take risks, etc)

Ghost is okay with some experimenting but wouldn't do it often.

Soap loves to experiment. Likes to figure out new things together.

Price prefers not to really experiment unless you keep begging him.

Gaz is pretty vanilla but wouldn't mind experimenting.

Alejandro is down for whatever you have in mind. He'll even ofter some suggestions.

König is down for experimenting, but you'll have to beg for it to happen.

Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long they usually last)

Ghost can probably last for about 2 rounds.

Soap can go for around 1 1/2 rounds. All depends on how turned on he is.

Price is just good with one round, unless you get on your hands and knees and beg.

Gaz is fine with one round. If he goes a second round it'll just turn into a quickie.

Alejandro tries to go as many rounds as he can. Probably do 3 rounds.

König just makes you take it until he's done. Can keep going for an hour.

Toys (do they own any? Do they use them?)

Ghost doesn't own any.

Soap owns one and would use it to tease you.

Price doesn't own any.

Gaz would get one if you asked.

Alejandro doesn't own any.

König owns a few and uses them often to mess with you.

Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

Ghost kinda likes to tease, but not much.

Soap is definitely a big teaser.

Price doesn't like teasing that much.

Gaz is not one to tease.

Alejandro would tease you a lot.

König is a master at teasing you.

Volume (how loud they are, what kind of noises do they make, etc)

Ghost is pretty quiet. He tends to grunt into your ear a lot.

Soap can be somewhat loud, but he'll bite your shoulder to quiet himself. Lot of gasping.

Price is somewhat quiet. Loves to talk to you and likes to say 'fuck' a lot.

Gaz can be loud at first, but he quiets down over time. Lot of groaning and hissing.

Alejandro is loud. Will talk to you loudly and wouldn't care if others are listening. Lots of swearing.

König is somewhat loud. He doesn't talk that much but will groan and will tell you what to do.

Wild card (random headcanon)

Ghost loves to bite, especially your neck. He'll mark up your thighs too while slowly making his way up to your lips.

Soap would definitely get you all hot and bothered before walking away, wanting to see you beg for him.

Price had many thoughts of taking you on his office desk, or just pinning you against the door so the others can't come him.

Gaz tends to blush a little when you get too close to his face or when you give him praises.

Alejandro would definitely give you a back hug while you're doing anything in the kitchen, trying to act innocent before bending you over the counter.

König loves when your head dangles off the end of the bed while you're deep throating him. Loves seeing your throat expand around him.

X-ray (what's going on under their clothing)

Ghost is 5.5

Soap is also 5.5

Price would be close to 6

Gaz would be 5

Alejandro is 6

König is 6

Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Ghost has a high sex drive.

Soap is in the middle between high and low.

Price kinda has a lower sex drive.

Gaz is in between both high and low.

Alejandro has somewhat of a high sex drive.

König has a high sex drive.

ZZZ.. (do they fall asleep afterward?)

Ghost takes about an hour to fall asleep.

Soap can fall asleep right away.

Price waits for you to fall asleep.

Gaz can fall asleep a few minutes afterwards.

Alejandro can't fall asleep after.

König won't fall asleep.

[faifaitaomf]

LAST TIME IT'S WAS GHOST WHO CALLING ME A FAG NOW IT'S ALEJANDRO WHAT IS GOING ON 😭

[fictionalmenxyn]

What it’s like to cuddle Tf141, LV and König! Scenarios edition

Ghost

Sitting in the living room, you waiting for the special moment Ghost will step through your front door. He was coming home tonight and you were going to wait for the exact moment he steps in through the door. He said he was coming home way earlier than usual.

You watched the tv while you await your boyfriend to pop his head through the living room doorway to see you with open arms.

As time went on, you watched as the two arms on the clock went around and around. It was now quite late at night. You still have yet to hear the front door open. So you say to yourself “I’ll just close my eyes for a bit” so you did.

Moments later, Simon walked through the door quietly. Seeing as by the time he got home, the time was later so he tried his best to keep quiet. He walked slowly into the living room since he can hear the tv still on. That’s when he saw you, sitting there fast asleep. To him you looked quite awkward and uncomfortable.

So he walked over and placed an arm under your legs and one around your back. He gently lifted you and he sat down on the sofa, placing you on his lap. You started to wake up and you whispered “Simon?” He whispered back “hi, my love” you smiled and wrapped your arms around his neck and said “I missed you so much” he replied “I missed you two” you lifted his mask off. Since dating him for three years at the end of the first year he started taking the mask off; he knew he could trust you cause you loved him for him and not his looks. You have him a passionate kiss, pulling away you said “I love you” he replied “I love you too, love”.

Soap

You had been working for god knows how many hours. Your job was a hard working and determined type of job. But it also helped you sometimes to take your mind off of worrying about Soap while he’s on missions. But this time he wasn’t, so once you did your hours you clocked out and headed home.

In your car, you played some music and tapped your fingers on the steering wheel to the rhythm of the song. While on your way home your phone buzzed. Glancing at it quickly as it was on a stand, you saw a notification that mentioned a crash had taken place on the route home. So humour sighed, having to take the longer route home you had enough, fed up and stressed due to work.

Once home, you parked your car and went straight in. You heard one of your favourite voices “sweets? Are you back?” You huffed and said “yeah” he walked into the hallway and asked “what’s wrong?” You dropped your bags and just pulled him into your bubble.

He quickly placed his arms around your waist and gave you a kiss to your forehead. You said “just work, it was so stressful today” he hummed to your explanation to why it was stressful.

So he said “why don’t we go take you to have a nice bath, then maybe watch something while we have dinner?” You looked at his beautiful blue eyes and said “this is one of the reasons I love you” you gave him a kiss and he pulled away and said “I love you too”.

Gaz

You were laying in your sheared bed, watching whatever you could on your phone. On the other hand, Gaz was on his gaming pc. You always said it was ok for him to go on there, he was always away so he never got to play games. But today he has been absolutely glued to the thing.

So you asked “Ky, how long will you be?” He said “one more game, baby” you looked back at your phone and decided to look for the new Nintendo Switch your friend told you about.

After a while, you got bored. So you got up and walked over to his set up. You lifted his arms up and slotted your legs in the armchair gaps. So you sat on his lap, resting your head on his chest you cuddled into him. You heard his pc go off and feel both his arms around you. He used one hand to pull a small lever so the gaming chair payed flat. Then he rubbed your back as you two layer there.

He broke the comforting silence “I’m sorry I didn’t realise I was glued to the pc” you replied “it’s ok, I love you, Ky” he smiled to himself and replied “I love you too” he then asked “how about we get take away and cuddle downstairs?” You looked up and said “that’d be nice” he smiled and kiss your forehead.

Price

Coming back from work, you walked through the house. Since the tv in the living room wasn’t on or there was nothing sizzling in the kitchen; you knew Price was most likely in his office.

Walking upstairs you knocked on his office and heard a “come in” opening the door you saw all his paperwork in neat piles. You said “hi, John” he smiled and said “hello, darling, you alright?” You nodded and walked over to his side. You placed a hand on his shoulder and leaned down to give him a kiss. Price said “was work ok?” You nodded and said “less busy today, so not too bad” he hummed in response.

You left his office and decided to have a nice soak in the bath. You started to run the bath then you walked out to grab a small snack since your stomach started to rumble.

Coming back you took your work clothes off and hopped in the bath. And after a while you thought about making dinner. So you got out the bath and changed into your comfortable clothes, being a pair of stretchy shorts and one of Price’s T-shirts.

Going over to his office you knocked the door and walked on. Still doing paperwork Price said “hiya, love” you asked “how long will you be? My dear” he replied “uh I don’t really know, why?” You walked over and he knew what you were doing so he push himself from under the desk.

Sitting on his lap you replied “only because I was going to make dinner, by the way what would you like?” He answered “I’ll have some of that stuff you grilled up last night” you nodded and cuddled him as you were watching Price finish the last lot of paperwork.

Alejandro

Your are both at a family gathering, everyone is loving the nice weather and the amazing food that had just been placed on the table.

You were all in the garden, it was a special day for you and Alejandro especially. Today was the day you two found out the gender of your child.

Many people wore either pink or blue, you and Alejandro wore blue because you both had a many males in each family.

You were all grabbing food, you grabbed some chicken to add to the rice and vegetables. Once you were down you sat next to Alejandro at the table. He said “the food looks good” you spoke “I know I’m so glad your mother helped out with it!” He chuckled and placed an arm around you waist as you ate and he talked to his father.

After some time it was now time to find out the gender. You and Alejandro stood in front of everyone, you both held one small cannon each which had the coloured power inside.

You said “count down from three!” As everyone started to count down you both got ready to twist the tube. Everyone shouted “One!” And with that you both twisted the cannon and watched as the blue power shot into the air. People cheered and squealed in joy and excitement. You turned to Alejandro and you said “it’s a boy!” He said “we are having a baby boy!” You both hugged.

Holding onto each other like it was the last moment together. You two held each other as you both heard people shout and laugh in excitement. You whispered “I love you, Ale” he replied “I love you too, so much” he then gave a kiss.

Rudy

You two didn’t have work today, you had been feeling a bit under the weather so you took the day off. And Rudy insisted on taking care of you.

So you were wrapped up under the blanket on the sofa watching tv. Rudy had just left the room to go make you both some food. You smiled knowing he is the best at making you feel better.

Moments later he walked in with two bowls in hand. He said “here, this should help the headache you have” you took a sniff of the noodles and hummed and spoke “thank you Rudy, this smells good” he smiled as he took a seat next to you.

After finishing the food, you leaned against Rudy as you watch tv together. He placed his bowl on the coffee table and pulled you into his side. Holding you close he asked “would you like anything else?” You answered “just to stay here with you, that’s all love” he nodded and said “then that’s what we shall do” you smiled and looked up at your loving boyfriend and said “you are so good to me” he looked down and said “it’s my job to look after the love of my life” you blushed a tad but due to you feeling warm he didn’t noticed.

You said “I love you so much, Rudy” he smiled and said “I love you too” you jokingly said “I would kiss you but I don’t want to get you sick” he said “I won’t, I’m indestructible” you chuckled and gave his hand a kiss.

König

You two had just came home from a two week long holiday. Both of you had just been to Austria on holiday to visit König’s loving family.

It was a tradition to go at certain times of year, and it being the most beautiful time in Austria you both packed your bags and went.

But coming back you two had been a bit jet lagged, you the two of you left you bags downstairs and headed straight for bed. You changed into your pyjamas and jumped onto the large bed. König did the same.

You saw König had his arms wide open, so taking that opportunity you climbed on top of him and gave his a kiss. He said “did you have fun? Maus?” You nodded and said “of course, your family are the best.” He smiled and you kissed him again. He said “let’s get some sleep now” you agreed and rested your head on König’s large chest. Hearing his heart beat and feeling his hand rub your back you fell asleep almost instantaneously.

He watched as your eye lids started to close and then he too started to drift off asleep. Before that he whispered “I love you maus” and you mumbled back “I love you too”.

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Have a good day/night!🫶

[trtlebuns]

Who would’ve thought?

Random things about T141 + Alejandro & Köing

Tags: Fluff and cursing (maybe?)

Alejandro Vargas

my man my man my man!!!!

Alejandro HATES!!! Spicy foods, even though he is Mexican and grew up in a Mexican household he CANNOT handle anything spicy

Wakes up at 6:45 everyday

His comfort clothing includes: a tank top or T-shirt with grey joggers and black/socks

He would often cook the meals (very house husband of him)

Hates alcoholic beverages, like he’ll drink them but won’t enjoy them

Favorite color is: Rosewood Pink

Favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry

He doesn’t wear cologne

He takes his skin care VERY serious

When he’s angry or excited he would talk in his native tongue

Will call out of work if his hair isn’t “hairing”

Likes to kiss you on the forehead near your edges

Likes to watch you get dressed

Wants to have a big family

If he could be any cartoon character he would be Milo from fish hooks

Has a tattoo of your initial behind his ear

Köing

Listens to lofi and jazz

A light sleeper

Hates pickles

Wears his mask in public but at home he wears a big sweater with a large hood to hide most of his face (specifically a deep purple sweater)

Likes all of the avengers movies and if one is coming out he would buy tickets in advance (like 3-6 months in advance)

Likes strawberry milk but is severely lactose intolerant

Hates raisins but likes grapes

His comfort outfit would be: at home, a onesie to match yours or if in public ( like he goes out there willingly) would be a hoodie and joggers with crocs

Enjoys putting on his eye makeup while you do your makeup

Still doesn’t know what “beat this face to the gods” mean, even though you only say it when you do your makeup

Is happy with being with you and having a cat or two (or any small animal of your choice)

Prefers to eat ketchup with anything

Likes sardines

Likes to hug you from the back

Favorite color is: Mulberry Purple

He wears your initial as a chain

Has a dad sneeze

GHOST (Simon Riley)

Hates anything super sweet or sweeting in general

Prefers coffee (black) over tea, but would drink it if it’s the only thing around

He likes pumpkin spice lattes (yes he’s a basic bi- brit 🫣)

Secretly adds weapons to you car every time he gets in it

Like why do you have a knife in your cup holder?? How did that get there, you wonder

Orders steak every time you guys eat out anywhere “fancy”

Wears a face mask when he’s out

Your nickname for him is “beady eyed brit”

Only kisses you on the cheek and the temple

He rolls his eyes at everything

“Omg mon, you didn’t have to get me this??” You said happily as you hugged Simon. “I wouldn’t have gotten it, if you didn’t stop pestering me about it” He sighed and rolled his eyes knowing that he would buy you the world if you only mentioned it once

He loves peppermints

He likes to watch you…just do you

You’re in the kitchen? Boom, he’s leaning on the fridge watching you. You’re in the bathroom fixing your hair, Boom, he’s sitting on the toilet seat just staring. You’re walking around talking on the phone? Boom, he’s right there in arms distance listening and watching you. Just watching

He listens to classical music

Comfort fit: anything that’s lying on the floor closest to him or anything that seems comfy to him, could be shorts and a shirt or joggers and topless as long as he’s comfy he don’t care

Prefers to be just with you but wouldn’t mind stretching the family

He likes to skip rocks

He knows how to skateboard

Weirdly obsessed with peanut butter because of the “protein”

Favorite color is: Juniper Green

He goes makeup shopping with you because you need to know what type of eye makeup he wears that lasts through literal war

SOAP (Johnny Mactavish)

Hates coconut flavored anything! It could artificial or down to the real deal he HATES IT

Likes to yell at the tv

Must take a bite of your food, it doesn’t matter if you both have the same thing or not. He needs a bite and his reasoning is “I’m testing for poison”

Get you a man who CARES!

Would rate your burps out of 10

Let’s you paint his nails

He spills the tea and so do you

Johnny bursts through the door, and started you “BIIIIIIITCH!!!” Johnny says as he shakes his head walks towards you, you already know the tea is piping HOT! “Let me tell you what price done said over the phone just now” he says as he props down on the bed and you get into a sitting position “I’m all ears babe” you get ready for the most juiciest information of you life

Likes to pee/shit while you’re in the bathroom (it’s his favorite activity)

He rock climbs for a hobby

Favorite color is: Coin Silver

Always calls and never text in advance that he needs to talk

Comfort outfit: pajama bottoms, bunny slippers, and topless or a tanktop

Likes to sleep in cold temperatures

Tackles you with hugs and kisses whenever he sees you

You’re on the phone trying to pay a bill? Boom, he’s right next to you kissing your head and hugging you from the back. You’re trying to get ready for work? Boom, you’re making out and now you gotta call off work…AGAIN!

Listens to a lot of Megan thee stallion because he heard you playing thot shit

Hates the texture of cottage cheese

He’s a horrible cook and so are you, but you both try your best and end up ordering out

Likes to throw things at you and act as if he had no idea what you’re talking about when you ask if he threw something at you

“Ow, what the fu-“ you say as you scratch your head and look at the ground and see an orange crayon on the floor. You look up and see Johnny at the table with a coloring book and crayons “J did you just throw this at me” you question as you raise the crayon. He looks and you and you look at him… “I have no idea what you’re talking about” he says calmly as he goes back to coloring. You sigh, “then how did this get over here?” You roll your eyes and put your hand on your hip. “It must’ve been already over there” he shrugs while continuing his activity with a small smirk pulling at his lips

Likes to eat haggis ( Scottish bastard )

Knows how to play the flute

He would like to have 3 kids and 2 dogs (specifically a Rottweiler and Doberman)

[lunarw0rks]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT82WbPdd/

gaz, soap, + alejandro def get so excited when people ask abt their gf! honorary mention: ghost. he gets like this but on the inside—other people around him can still tell that he’s excited just by how much he’s talking about you

those three definitely would! shamelessly bringing you up to anybody who even slightly mentions dating/love/or …… anything, really.

soap already rambles enough, god knows he’d be annoying when he’s in love.

and gaz, oh gaz. you’d swear he’s talking about a god, and not a lover. you can do no wrong in his eyes— let’s be honest.

Alejandro can get away with it, because all the coworkers he mentions you to are a lower rank. he will be telling them about the latest plans you’ve made, what you’ve been up to while he’s away, etc etc.

and ghost; he’d be silently whipped. for safety and because of his past, he really wouldn’t mention his partner much. on the off chance that he does, he keeps many details to himself, as if savoring all the little things about you for him.

[pendragon-writes]

𝒮𝓉𝑜𝒾𝒸 𝑀!𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝓌/ 𝒢𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉, 𝒮𝑜𝒶𝓅, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒜𝓁𝑒𝒿𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝑜

Male!Reader (Who normally talks a little and rarely gives compliments) gives a compliment to these three men.

Ghost

You were both similar in a way.

Not talking much unless necessary, and being serious on the job.

Though he was surprised when you gave him a compliment since he's not used to it

Especially if it’s once in a blue moon.

The two of you had just gotten back from a mission, it was dark and the moon was shining, Ghost got out of the car and proceeded to pull all the gear from the trunk. Once that was done the both of you carried the equipment back to base, and when you were halfway there you finally spoke. "You look good under the moonlight, it suits you." He flinched for a second before continuing his journey, but not without tints of red covering his masked face.

Soap

He's used to Ghost's behavior so he's used to yours.

He doesn't care if you use words much but might tease you a bit about it.

You definitely caught him off guard when you complimented him for the first time

Soap was cleaning up his guns when he heard the door open, he turned around and spotted you returning some of the gear from the mission. He nodded his head in acknowledgment and continued what he was doing. "You did good out there," he heard you say. He paused his moment and slowly turned around. Grinning from ear to ear he responded back, "Thanks! So did you."

Alejandro

In a strange way, he finds it charming.

He finds actions to be more important than words sometimes and he can tell you aren't being rude when you aren't talking much.

Though when you do compliment him he pretends as if you're a different person.

It's funny, but can be annoying at times.

You were both at a restaurant eating your respective meals. It's been a while since both of you had time outside of work to go out and do something together let alone do it peacefully. While he was mid-bite of his meal you decided to speak up and compliment him. "You look good in that shirt." He started choking on his food for a hot minute before calming down with your help. "Qué sorprendente es esto, el mismo hombre tranquilo me está dando cumplidos. ¿Eres el mismo hombre que conocí hace tantos meses o te reemplazó un robot?" "Never mind I take it back." "Wait no mi amigo I'm sorry I'll stop!" he replied with laughs.

Translations:

Qué sorprendente es esto, el mismo hombre tranquilo me está dando cumplidos.

How surprising this is, the same calm man is complimenting me.

¿Eres el mismo hombre que conocí hace tantos meses o te reemplazó un robot?

Are you the same man I met so many months ago or did a robot replace you?

[suvidrache]

Accidentally Hitting Their S/O - PART 1

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 539 / Read it on AO3 / Wattpad

Featuring: Alejandro, Alex, and Johnny "Soap" MacTavish

Alejandro reached up into the cupboard, placing the spices away. He closed the cabinet, his arm coming down and he elbowed something.

You made a noise and covered your face. Alejandro turned around and placed a hand on your shoulder, worry showing on his face.

"Mi Amor, are you ok?"

Tears began to form as you blinked, trying to stop yourself from crying. You wiped your hands over your face, before gently touching the spot he had hit.

"I think I'm ok." You said as you looked at him. He placed his hands gently on your cheeks and kissed your head, before wrapping his arms around you.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you, amor."

"It's ok, I should have said something."

You said as you wrapped your arms around him.

Alex reached up into the cabinets grabbing some spices as you stepped beside him, to grab a bowl. He hadn't noticed your presence and turned around. Elbowing you in the side. He put a hand on your shoulder as you clutched your side.

"I'm so sorry, are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. That just hurt." You said as you gave a weak attempt at a laugh.

He placed a hand on your cheek and lifted your head to kiss it. Before wrapping his arms around you and pulling you close to him.

His head rested on your own.

"Are you sure you're ok? I can continue cooking, it's ok if you want to take a break."

"I will be, it's fine, I just need a minute."

You said as you wrapped an arm around him.

It was late at night or early in the morning, you couldn't tell which, but you knew Johnny had left. It was far too early to be out for his normal run and you hadn't heard his steps go to the bathroom. So you quietly made your way out of bed and slowly made it downstairs, using your phone screen to dimly lit the way as you traveled, not wanting to be spotted as you decided to spy on him.

You pressed your back against the wall and poked your head around the corner, seeing Johnny open the fridge door and bend down to peer inside.

You smiled as you had the sudden idea of scaring him.

You turned your phone off and quietly made your way over to him, standing behind him as he continued to search the fridge.

He sighed, closed the door, and turned around, straight into you.

You were about to laugh, only you had been hit, Johnny grabbed his phone, turning on the flashlight to see you holding your cheek.

"Johnny, what the hell?"

He opened his mouth as if he were about to speak, only to close it once more.

"I am so sorry, I… What are you doing awake, usually you'd be asleep by now."

"So your instant reaction is to slap me? If I were a killer you'd have been dead by now."

Johnny lowered his head, ashamed that he had thought his love was an intruder, but you were right.

"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"

He asked as he raised his head to look at you once again.

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141 And Friends Allergy Headcanons

I've been convinced to post more of my own headcanon stuff and this is where I choose to start

Captain Price : severely allergic to cats, somewhat allergic to pears. I am such a cat person and this breaks my heart but something about this man when you really look at him screams "cannot be near a cat or I will die" to me.

Ghost: Thought he had no allergies until one time they had to move through a patch of poison ivy. That shit gave him such a mean rash that lasted too long for comfort. Also allergic to the adhesive on normal band-aids. If he leaves one on too long he'll break out into a rash. Yes, I speak from experience.

Soap: So many like pollen, dust type allergies so during the spring/fall where those are in plethora, it isn't uncommon to see him just pounding back all the allergy meds. Not enough to affect his work, but enough to make him miserable enough that he's annoying

Gaz: Baby wants to eat gluten so bad but it makes his tummy hurt :( . Also has some weird, like never heard of allergies like being allergic to chinchillas (yes, this is an actual allergy. No, I will not elaborate)

Roach: He's the peanut allergy kid. Fight me on this.

Alejandro: Has a lot of mild allergies to things. Like, if a dog licks him he breaks out into a rash but it's not bad and goes away quickly. This does not stop him from consuming anything with what he's allergic to. He'll always pay for it later, and will complain about it.

Rodolfo: Straight up allergic to a lot citrus things. I just have this feeling if he looks at a lemon wrong, his throat will swell up. He can handle a little bit of citrus in his food, but something like an orange slice would put him in medical :/

Laswell: Allergic to one really specific ingredient used commonly in a lot of skincare products. Hates it. So much. Wants a normal allergy.

Alex: So many medicinal allergies. He's that one person doctors struggle to find something he can have that won't kill him. Also allergic to fucking latex. Can't stand it.

Farah: Lactose intolerant. Does this stop her? No. As it should.

Nik: Deathly allergic to bees. Lives his life in a constant state of fear during the Bug Months TM

[pearldog30]

The guys reacting to a period simulator

Ghost, Soap, Hesh, Rudy, Alejandro.

Time for another HC. I just want to apologize why I haven't been active the past few weeks A LOT has happened, so yeah.... But I'm back and hopefully I'll get into the groove of posting more. There's just a lot of personal stuff that has happen, because of it I haven't been in the mood to write but I'm trying for y'all. cuz I love y'all 🖤

Other works 👉 Master list

Warnings| period Related stuff obviously.

Ghost 👻

When you first tell him about it he gives you major side eye cuz he doesn't think it exists until you put it in his hand. He is eyeing it up and down like you put a bomb in his hand or something.

Now talking him into actually putting it on is a whole nother ball game, it took you at least 3 weeks to talk him into it. And when he finally agreed, he was eyeing that little mote control that came with it like his life depended on it.

1,000% is scarily quiet.

Definitely is probably the most calm throughout the entire thing. even when you ramp it up to 10 you might hear him grunt a little, but that's the most you're going to get out of this man. Takes it like a champ

Afterwards though... He won't tell you straight up, but he has so much more respect for you now after going through that hell. he'll never admit it, but he was crying screaming throwing up on the inside

He spoils you afterwards a LOT more/Gives into whatever you want during that time of the month. cuddles/snacks/chocolate etc whatever you want bb, he's there. He will also low-key fight anyone who says period cramps are nothing

Soap 🧼

Oh oh oh... My poor so soapy boy, when you first told him about it he got so fucking cocky probably went a little something like this. "Ha! and what is that little machine supposed to do, this will be a breeze! Ay!" he went back on his words after you were done.

Tries to play it cool and tough. but fails it miserably after you crank it up past 4. Guaranteed this mf is already complaining and whining. "What. No... It can't be 4 you're cheating" says something along those lines.

Anything past 5 he is screaming and whining like a child. (He almost ripped it off at that point, but you stopped him beforehand)

He demanded to hold your hand after that, and he had it in a death grip the entire time. like he was given birth or something he said it was for emotional support.(he almost broke your hand from how tight he was squeezing it)

He shed a few tears you pumped it up to 10 but try to play it off. He is regretting every word he said.

Afterwards though he probably said something like "so Bonnie where's my chocolate" or something like that, (expecting to get his own little period basket for "surviving" it as he calls it.😭)

Hesh🌴

(Hesh my bb he is the most underrated character ever. y'all are sleeping on him, and I hate all of you for it. he needs more attention because I said so!)

A lot like ghost, He never even heard it existed until you said something, He definitely was skeptical about it.

He was surprisingly open to trying it. And wasn't nervous about it. And too much to your surprise he was handling it really well. (With the occasional grunts, and groans, here and there. he tried to man it so hard, but failed in the end)

But when you got it past 5 that's when he started to violently sweat, and he kind of started to get quiet, Which made you a little worried.

He did however! took the controller away from you Midway through because he thought you were lying. and then when he realized, he nearly shit himself that it was only at 7. (Definitely gave you bombastic side eye)

But after it was all said and done, he could not stop asking you if that's what periods really felt like, and when you confirmed every single one of them. he went silent looking at you as if God himself was saying it. Moral of the story he gained a lot more respect for you and other women

He was also a lot more gentle with you during those times, not saying he was before. he just somehow took it a step further, and praised you a lot. Telling you how good you did during those times of the month. (Probably also asked Elias/a few of the guys on the team who had wives few of their own tricks on how they dealt with them when they had theirs)

Alejandro 🔥

When you first mentioned the idea to him he looked at you like you were talking in another language. In the back of his mind tho he thought this was all bullshit what could a little machine do. And boy was he wrong

He wasn't necessarily wasn't open to it at first glance but after a little "negotiating" he finally agreed. And boy were you excited you definitely secretly filmed it

You weren't even on to level 2 when he was asking what level you had it on. This man cannot for the life of him keep his mouth shut either, he was either complaining or talking the entire time. NO IN BETWEEN!

Anything past 3 tho... he's acting like he's giving birth. quite literally saying every cuss word in the book, didn't matter if it was English or Spanish you heard it. you were getting slightly concerned

But once you got it turned up to 7. that's when he said fuck this, and ripped it off violently almost breaking the machine, and smashing it. (He also somehow shocked his hand in the process)

But after (that hell experience he calls it) he picked up his game in doing house chores after going through that. he doesn't let you lift a finger during that time of the month.

Rudy🥺

Now Rudy's actually heard of this before from his sister, who's brought it up a couple of times. so when you jumped on the bandwagon too, he was scared for his own safety.

This poor man was probably a sweating nervous wreck. Since he has a mom and sister he knows how bad it was for them. so he's expecting the worst.

Although he was a nervous wreck, he was violently calm through the whole process. which Low key scared you

I feel like he has a high pain tolerance. So it actually didn't affect him that bad. but still it hurt ofc, and he hates seeing people he loves in pain. But when it got to 10 that's when he really started to feel it, and move around more. (You know those little period cramp moves we do yeah that was him 💀)

Although unlike most of the guys, he was more quiet and reserved about the pain. He knew you had to deal with this every month, so what gives him the right to scream and complain when he could turn it off at any moment, and you couldn't.

He also went to his mom and sister after that experience. asking them what more he could do to help you out.

And that's going to be the end for this, I know it wasn't long. but I just wanted to get something out there for you, I hope you enjoy. and I hope you are having a good day/night wherever You are. reblogs, and comments are always appreciated 🖤

Tags @macravishedbymactavish

[lingering-42-long]

Can we please have some headcannons about Alejandro having a girlfriend who is famous? Like, he has a relationship with a singer, how does he deal with it. (Bonus: The girlfriend doesn't expose their relationship to the world/media)

Alejandro x Singer! Female! Reader Headcanons

Warnings: none

A fairly new and upcoming artist, who is making some amazing music and surprising the media with her content, who knew that she was in a relationship with the colonel of the Los Vaqueros.

Alejandro and her never really spoke about the relationship to anybody. It was always kept hush-hush. Only a handful of people closest to them knew.

Anytime somebody from the paparazzi caught them together. She would always tell them that he was her personal bodyguard or something along those lines.

Alejandro didn’t mind because he knew that the privacy of both her and Tim needed to be kept a secret.

If she was with him, it could be a huge target on her back by all of his enemies.

The last thing they needed, was the paparazzi to also get into his business as well.

Date nights are always done at home.

If she did go out with him, she pulled a reverse Hannah Montana move which she completely would change her hair color and make up and close style so that she would look like a normal person.

Alejandro always got a crack out of it.

Their relationship was rather straining on both of them.

Sometimes there would be arguments about how long they were able to keep up with this charade.

Alejandro always supports her, but sometimes he wonders if it’s even worth going through all of the pain.

A lot of her songs are based off of her relationship with him.

He has every CD album and record of her music.

[tomatoswup]

141 and Tacos [Headcanons]

Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, John Price, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo Parra

Whilst 141 and you are on a quick break through the streets of Mexico, do you spot a fairly sized taco stand on the side of the sidewalk. Eat up! What kind of tacos would 141 like?

A/N: Y'all can't tell me 141 DIDN'T eat any mexican food during their time in Mexico cause i knOW they were starving goDDAMN,,, Also this was written with a reader with Mexican origin or relation in mind, so take that as you will.

also first post on this blog ★

warnings: none unless you don't like the description of cow tongue or somethin' :)

Price

This man loves the good ol' classic Tacos De Carne

Asks the poor vendor to pour a ungodly amount of onions ontop because's who's gonna stop him cmon now,,

also he's british,,,

Rudy kinda looks at him like 'Damn does the man like onions this much?'

Fell in LOVE with the salsa verde although he had a stroke at first

Orders 10 tacos de carne and a quesadilla because he's about "variety"

After his first time eating them, he craves tacos a bit more after finishing missions.

That one dude that puts hella avocado in his tacos

No like literally the poor tortilla is gonna pop open

"..."

"What?"

"Price your taco is gonna literally fucking explode.."

Instead of killing enemies, Price is killing these poor tacos

He still eats them in peace tho 🫶

Soap

Soap's a bit more of the daring/curious one

So he tries the Tacos de Lengua first since you offer one to those who dared eat it because you're pretty sure none of the 141 members (excluding Alejandro and Rudy) have tasted cow tongue before.

Cringed at first when he took the first bite tbh

The texture was something that threw him wayyy off

Like who tf thought putting cow tongue in tacos was a good idea??

But as he slowly started taking it in, it actually tasted...good?

The meat was soft and chewy but it oddly felt comforting?

Quickly found himself to actually like the tacos and orders 5 more from the vendor.

Asks if your mother makes them, and if you say yes, he WILL ask for an invite.

"IS THIS WHAT YOU LIVE WITH?? YOU'VE EATEN THIS YOUR WHOLE LIFE?!"

croaked at the salsa roja though, started tearing up a lil`,, it's ok tho you pat his back as he chugs water.

Gaz

i will die with the headcannon that gaz is as gen.z as he can be

Orders Tacos de Birria because he remembered Rodolfo talking about eating some for lunch.

He also remembers seeing people cook them on his insta feed so

Likes the greasiness to them tbh

AND THE CHEESE PULL HE GOT WHEN HE TOOK THAT FIRST BITE? JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL THIS MAN IS IN HEAVEN

His leg gave out as he finished his first taco

you know the lil birria juice they give yall in a lil bowl? Stained.

His fingers are drenched and shi

50 napkins by his plate as he eats ong

Ate 4 before he tapped out

Will chug a coke and a water after so his arteries don't feel as clogged tho

This poor man is in a food coma at the lil picnic table by the stand by how full he got with only 4 of those tacos.

"Ayo where's Gaz?"

Gaz: -Sprawled out on the picnic table seat with his eyes closed-

"Oh fuck he's dead-"

"I lived bitch."

Ghost

Was very hesitant to taste tacos out in the streets at first because damn his paranoia does get ahead of him :(

But after everyone tries them, he tries to give them a shot

Didn't like the tacos de lengua because of the texture

And the tacos de birria were too greasy for him (but if he would've totally ate them after drinking though)

But damn, looking at the pastor slowly rotate on the vertical rotisserie did make it look really appetizing...

No regrets

Really likes the tad of sweetness added to the flavor because of the pineapple added

Ghost really loves meat so when he watched the vendor pack the tortilla with pastor, he knew he was in for a ride.

Orders quite a bit,, like 7 (or more if he's really hungry)

Faces away from yall to eat so you guys couldn't see his reaction but damn, that empty plate tells stories..

Alejandro

Being born in Mexico got it perks ngl

And being in Special Forces allows him to travel all around the Mexican states.

So he's tried alot of taco varieties

But his heart and soul will always be with Barbacoa straight from his momma's home OR from Las Almas.

Either in tacos or with a full plate of rice and frijoles puercos he will FUCK THEM UP.

Plate cleared and EVERYTHING

He loves eating them when he's homesick :(

Lives by salsa roja,, and throughout these headcannons I'm not talking about the salsa only made with tomatoes,, I'm talking about it being made with them red hot ass chiles.

The butt on fire kinda salsa roja

Drinks one corona whilst eating

But also waters that down with a cold water righttt after 😌

Rodolfo

Another classic,, Loves the crunch of the tacos de chicharron ♡

Like Alejandro, he pours an crazy ass amount of salsa roja on top

And lemon, lots of lemon on top,,

Soap and Ghost watch him in curiosity and fear as he drenched his tacos red

You give him props fr fr

Always drinks a Jarrito de Tamarindo with his tacos, like a baller~

Orders like 5 normally and like 1 taco de chorizo on the side :P

Just as a palette cleanser, but besides tacos de chicharron, he also likes the taste of tacos de lengua

But tbh it just depends on how he's feeling

Likes his onions cooked and put on the side so he can just plain right eat them.

And righttt after he's done eating everything, he grabs another Jarrito as a finisher :D

[runekirikjartan]

Can we have more of your thoughts of the Mexican murder husbands? 🤲🤲

Thoughts about the Mexican Murder Husbands!

Rodolfo and Alejandro met as kids in the same clas, but their moms knew each other. They became friends because of the whole "my mom knows your mom" thing.

It was immediately a terrible thing for Rodolfo and Alejandro's moms because they both became menaces to society.

Alejandro was definitely the wilder of the two but Rodolfo wasn't the one trying to stop him; just making sure he survived every interaction with plausible deniability (after all, they're both part of the Los Vaqueros after, which means Rodolfo gets just as shitfaced).

Rodolfo has tried at least six times to avoid Alejandro starting a fight in any establishment with alcohol; it never works.

Rodolfo fell first, Alejandro fell harder.

My personal headcanon is that Alejandro's family wasn't accepting but Rodolfo's was, which caused a falling out between their moms when they were teenagers.

Alejandro enlisted to combat his internalized homophobia and Rodolfo followed him because he wasn't about to let Alejandro do something stupid and get killed.

Despite not being close with them anymore Alejandro still sends his family money and keeps them safe by having them in a protected location.

Alejandro is the one who wants to settle down and have a house with a garden, maybe a couple of dogs.

Rudy was the one worried about their social reputations as teenagers, but once they were in their mid 20s ad had almost died thrice - he stopped caring.

Their relationship in the Los Vaqueros is the worst kept secret that side of Las Almas - no one rats them out though, because it's honestly heartwarming the way Alejandro refuses to leave Rodolfo behind and the others know Alejandro offers the same courtesy to them. (They're family.)

The nickname Rudy came from a night when Alejandro was drunk and couldn't actually finish a sentence with Rodolfo's name without getting distracted and waxing poetics about how pretty Rodolfo's eyes and lips were.

[the-voice-of-silent]

𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒔/𝒐 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒅𝒂𝒚 / 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏

Pairing: ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀs ᴏғ 141 + ᴀʟᴇᴊᴀɴᴅʀᴏ + ᴋᴏ̈ɴɪɢ

Warning: ᴘᴜʀᴇ ғʟᴜғғ , ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ , ᴘᴀɴɪᴄ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋs , ᴀɴɢsᴛ , ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ <3

Simon "ghost" riley

- we all know that he isn't a man of words he is much more a man of action

- instead telling you how much he loves you he would quietly do things that makes you so much happy

- after one day Simon knew that you had a very hard time that day and felt so low

- so he planned to go out and get you a box of you favourite chocolate and would just replace them on the table with a note

- there was a note on it that said "everyone can have a though night, what's important is that Im always there for you"

- that was enough to make you scream and Simon would panic thinking something bad happened to you while he rushes to you

- you would just run to his arms excited and hug him tight and thank him for the chocolate and the letter "I always love you my big boy" he says while cupping his face

- this man is a touch starved man and almsot lost the control but he would just gently stroke your back and control himself "of course" he says with such a gentle voice then he would place a quick peck on your forehead

- and then you snuggle onto him while he rub his back you guys watch movies and fall asleep on his arms

Johnny "Soap" mactavish

- he would immediately notice that you were so down and being a bit moody

- but he was a understanding man so he would sit next to you "babe what's up" he says with his thick Scottish accent

- you would just cry quietly without saying anything and put your head on his shoulder

- it would break his heart seeing you like that, so broken so he had an idea

- "now come on babe how about you get up so I can make ya a pasta aye?" He says as he stands up looking down at you

- his words made you smile and wipe your tears away "okay let's do that" he smiles and grab you hand and get you guys in the kitchen

- let's just say the recipe did not go well at all but you didn't care you were happy with him laughing at him and throw meat balls at him and he would just throw parmesan at you and would laugh at you

- after the mess you guys cleaned up and just ordered a pizza while playing cards and every time he would cheat just he can see you frustrated

- he would laugh at your cute face pinch your cheek and you guys continued eating pizza, thanks to him your day got way better after feeling a lot down

Alejandro Vargas

- your day goes so wrong cause your boss was really upset at you even though you really tried your best

- after work you would call your boyfriend and explain everything that happened and he patiently listen to you

- he would comfort you about it and after going home your eyes widened at the roses and candles on the floor that it lead to the bathroom

- "welcome home mi amor I've been waiting for you"

- you give him a kiss and he would carry you to the bath that was full of roses and candles he gently put you on tub then he sit behind you and start placing kisses on your shoulder

- he would gently whisper through your hair he loved the smell of it and it gave him so much peace "don't you worry about anything now I'm going to take care of you mi amor"

(After that he also calls your boss needing and explanation for yelling at you making them answer in fear LOL)

John price

- You guys dated for a while now so of course he knows so much about his partner and he knows that you sometimes panic through even little things

- after a 2 months he finally came home to you and surely you were happy to see your man again but sadly your job audition didn't go well as you planned

- it made your body all shaky and you could feel your heart getting out of your body anytime and you started to gasp

- luckily he would rush away to you grab your shoulders and make you look at him "love love look at me" he says with such a calmness in his voice he knew that it make you feel so much better

- "take breath with me inhale exhale" he would say so you can do the same breathing style with him "that's it love" he smile kindly at him and give you a hug and pat your back "I will help you with it"

- he is a soldier not only that also a captain who always needs to stay calm in every situation that happens so he can think of solving the problem

- And a good partner he is he also teaches you how to deal with your panic attacks and how to stay calm during it like he would say they will fade away immediately and how much a strong person you are

- But you just couldn't thank him enough for that but your existence in his life is all that it matters to him

Kyle "Gaz" garrick

- He didn't mention that but he got your calender of your red day cause he thought that you would find it weird

- but he would have it just to make you feel better in your red days when you are feeling so down and the pain all over your body causes you to do not let do the tiniest things at all

- he would feel really bad for how much pain you have in those days and he also does not want to bother you so he would just get your favourite snacks and literally anything that you carve for and help with your undone works

- he also when you want to sleep he sneak behind you hold you gently against him and massage the sore parts of your body and his massages my lord you always swear that you always see heaven when he massage you

- and even though he is still a soldier and sadly sometimes he has to leave you like this for mission he would call his friends to be careful with you and if anything that happened you can say that to them

- "Hey sweetie what are you doing?-" He would saw you doing your laundry and he would run to you and grab your clothes "no no y/n I will do these myself" "but babe you are so tired-" he would hush you and stroke your hair "you are even mire tired than me I can handle that"

- he kisses your cheek and you would do the same thing and say how much you love him and he would chuckle softly at you

- "I love you too sweetheart" he says with his thick British accent and leaves you alone so you can rest while he does the little works

König

- König knows that you are a future planner for your life and he is really proud of you being like that

- but it makes him so sad seeing you see the negative sides of the future and just worry about things that almost never going to happen

- he understands the pain that you have cause of having social anxiety and somewhat know what to do to make you feel better

- one day you just didn't had any motivation for doing any work but it was fine for having a break for a day

- and your loving boyfriend was back from work like a day ago and he would just see you with huge bags under your eyes not only that but see your pretty eyes all red while you sit on his lap

- he cups your face "Maus i understand the amount of stress of you have I just think it's better if you take a break from your work"

- you hug him tight and he do it aswell you murmur "I just want some cuddles" he plays with your soft hair "as you wish mein engel"

- he knew that you needed some quiet time before speak about your problems with him

- "könig I really thought about it I'm just really trying my best with my future and I just think I need a break from it" while saying those words you start to tear up making man's heart turn into tiny pieces

- "maus I know" he says still cupping your face and whipping your tears away with his thick thumb "du bist die beste und ich bin stolz auf dich"

- his words made your heart very warm and you just smile at him "you really think so?" He nods at you "you are mein angel and I'm not gonna let a shitty work mess you up"

- After comforting you would just fall asleep while sitting on him lap cause of his soft voice and könig notice you fell asleep so he places you to your shared bed and then fall asleep with you in his arms

[dream0fschism]

me and @cowboybxtch are discussing what 141(+others) would teach if they were teachers???

soap - PE (me)

soap - maths (kat)

ghost - that one scary janitor everyone saw walking around the school grounds (me)

ghost - school counsellor apparently ? "he's analytical" (kat)

price - headteacher (mutual agreement)

gaz - french or language in general BC he just seems like he did well in school?? enjoyed language studies?? (Me)

gaz - PE or hipster art teacher??? Cool teacher vibes (kat)

alejandro - THE SECURITY GUARD (MUTUAL)

graves - maths teacher BC i feel like he'd be angry and id hate him . (me)

graves - business teacher... Business vibes white collar vibes... (kat)

könig - i'm saying he's one of those visitors who comes to teach u why guns/knives are bad and to stay focused on Ur studies???

könig - kat thinks he'd be a computer science or programming teacher or something...

[lunarw0rks]

the ‘fucks you like he hates you but treats you like the precious princess you are’ men—alejandro is literally the first one that popped into my mind

FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS IT !!!

princess treatment immediately after >>>