my favourite lily evans head canons!!!!!! for international lily evans day <3
she wears brown mascara, red nail polish
loves mint choc ice cream
love eating nuts and gets called weird for it
fav flavour crisps is salt and vinegar
wears maxi skirts, loves floral designs
has arm muscles (i like them heheh)
wears gold jewellery
mtf trans
unpretentious reader (unlike remus)
loves eating dark chocolate (will also gladly eat white choc)
terrible at art (alternatively, amazing at art - but i love unartistic lily)
wears the socks w the frills at the top
likes running her hands through the hair of people she likes (also like, touching their face? if that makes sense)
hates crying, clutches onto people who treat her like shit because she's afraid she'll never get another
a betty (folklore triangle)
had brown mary janes
favourite colour is red or green (or blue)
likes taylor swift + gracie abrams
she matches her earrings with her nail polish
she's vegetarian
adores cats and penguins
has piercings (i imagine also like navel, or tongue)
she'd want to be a nurse, vet, teacher (chem or english)
is either very short (5'1/2) or very tall (for a woman) (5'10/11)
feel free to add on more hcs in the notes <333
also ty @malakiwis, @faeriieblush and @fefifofae for the ideas!!!!
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Ultimate Until Dawn Shipping Showdown
There have been millions of polls for favourite ships in Until Dawn already, I know, but the go-to poll format usually means that if you want to vote for a less popular ship your vote kind of gets wasted and the numbers get skewed
I am just the exact type of nerd who desperately wants to see the more detailed stat breakdown of things like this, so I had to take matters into my own hands
I put together a preferential voting poll instead
The way it works is that you order all the ships from favourite to least favourite. When the results are calculated, the ship with the least number of votes will get knocked out of the running, BUT! Instead of throwing away those votes, that person's second choice is counted instead. This keeps going until all the votes have been redistributed enough times to give an ultimate majority vote winner
The poll will be open for a week, I'll post the results then (assuming anyone actually voted)
Is this one of the nerdiest things I've done? Only publicly
VOTE HERE!
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Pick your Captain ship based on how cute their fake child would be
Sons edition. Also if you ship Captain with any of the female characters there's something wrong with you but I'm including them because why not.
Captain x Havers:
Captain x Pat:
Captain x Humphrey:
Captain x Kitty: (ew ew ew it's a nope on that ship)
Captain x Mary:
Captain x Robin:
Captain x Julian:
Captain x Thomas:
Captain x Fanny:
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Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..
Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.
Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!
Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.
Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!
Dick: LET IT GO!
Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!
Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!
Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.
Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!
Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.
Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.
Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.
Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!
Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!
Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?
Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.
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Beetlejuice in the first movie: I want to get back to the land of the living to terrorize humanity in any way that I can, this weird goth girl is just a means to an end
Beetlejuice in the sequel, who keeps a framed picture of Lydia on his desk: It has been thirty years since I've seen my wife Lydia Deetz, the love of my life, my one and only, my other half, the only woman I’ve ever truly loved, my—
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