gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour
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Tim: Hey Dick, I was wondering if you had any restaurant recommendations?
Dick: Oh loads...oh wait, is this for a date? Is it with Bernaaard? Ooh...
Tim: Um...yeah. But like it’s not a big deal. It’s just like I don’t know a lot of good normal date places, you know? Somehow I don’t think brooding on a gargoyle and beating up a mugger together is going to quite cut it.
Dick: Hey, you never know, he might be into that. Okay, okay, don’t look at me like that. Oh, there’s this Japanese restaurant in the diamond district, near the Hilton. The food is excellent and the decor is amazing but it’s tiny. So it’s all very trendy and like you have to be in the know, you know?
Tim: But what’s like, you know, the vibe?
Dick: The vibe?
Tim: Like is it chilled about the whole, you know, thing. Will it make the thing feel like a thing, because I don’t want to go somewhere like that, you know?
Dick: Um...what?
Jason, collecting his book from where he left it earlier: Dickface stop being dense. Timbo, Little Italy. The name is lame, but the food is excellent and the service is fast and friendly. The decor is classy and private as opposed to secretive.
Tim: They passed the vibe check then.
Jason: You bet, courtesy of Red Hood. Immaculate vibes.
Tim: Red Hood really is carrying the community on his back. OG ally.
Jason: Love is love, sex work is work, let’s kill the bad men.
Tim: You know it baby.
Dick: Am...am I having a stroke?
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GENDER, ABOVE ALL ELSE, IS A BURDEN
photo of dave navarro by justice howard / edit is my own (click for better quality)
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Jason Todd is an overdramatic overachiever, every time I see him portrayed as lazy or reckless or undisciplined or not as smart as the other Bats or or or basically anything but hypercompetent and overprepared I want to SCREAM. I see things all the time that paint Tim as the guy who has a bunch of contingency plans and contingency plans for his contingency plans, but if you ask me that is way more Jason’s wheelhouse.
Jason Todd is pragmatic and quick-witted and picks up skills and knowledge so fast, soaks them up like a sponge, puts his all into everything he does, he’s a mastermind, he’s a prodigy, he’s an expert strategist, he’s razor-sharp, he outwits the goddamn Batman on the fly like it’s nothing! Jason Todd is a man who learned from the top-most experts of all sorts of different fields, mastered all of those fields in the span of year, and surpassed all of his teachers, as a teenager!
I just think he’s neat. I like him a normal amount.
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