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Since I work at a power station now, new headcanon that the Bats use Gothams Power station as a makeshift jungle gym.
Dicks climbing around without a grapple scaring the fuck outa Bruce when he flips himself off the top turbine hall and barely catching himself on one of the railings.
Tim, Staph and Cass are playing a complicated game of hide and seek/ tag. Trying to minimise the use of their grapples to not destroy the place. Cass is winning by a margin. She’s now just trying to scare the shit outa both of them.
Damian is checking all the nests scattered around the site. Scattering feed and fixing nests that have been destroyed. (Much to the dismay of every operator who just wants them gone. Unfortunately for them, the last engineer who kicked a nest had both his legs broken shortly afterwards. Everybody knew who did it. Nobody wants to talk about it).
Both Duke and Jason have graduated form understanding how the plant works and instead are arguing about how to make it better/fun things to do. Topics include: using leftover heat to heat homes in crime alley, including some sort of gas capture system, making shit hotter, and opening the turbine to “watch it spin nothing will happen B shut the fuck up”.
#look I know power plants are different but for the sake of this headcanon the operators have remote access to the plant#which means no one is there unless something fucks up#and in that case#if the Batfam are there and the night is slow they would probably help#operator: :0#Tim: yeah so you had an over-speed event which led to shut of your steam valve.#unfortunately the connection to the grid was maintained due to a faulty valve so your turbine nearly become a motor *laughs*#operator: fuck.#Tim: oh I fixed it before it happened though. you’re welcome ☺️#dc comics#batman#batfam#batfamily#mine#damian wayne#robin#dc#duke thomas#signal#tim drake#red Robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#black bat#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#Nightwing
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There are two sides of TMAGP fandom:
These names have to mean something, like Jonny should've learned his naming lesson, they have to mean SOMETHING
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Jonny is so shut at naming characters that I'm not even going to pay attention to the names. It's a just a random string of letters put together, it don't mean shit.
#the magnus protocol#fandom#shitpost#jonny's bad at naming names#but this could go either way#he could either be going with his habit#of shit names#or#he could be actually meaning something with the names to fuck with us#and in that case#fuck you jonny
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#with all the jury poisoning going on too this case needs to be thrown out#luigi mangione#free luigi
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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
edit: made another one :D
#i love these kind of poems so i had a try at one#its fricked up and the quality is crap ngl but it ok#my poem#poem#poetry#original poem#poets on tumblr#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr jekyll and mr hyde#jekyll and hyde#the quality is TRASH AAHHHHHHHH
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idk has someone done this yet
#its the duchess in case anyone cannot tell#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#worms doodles
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if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city
#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#anyway if you don’t know what to say in the former case#just say ‘aw that’s nice!/that’s cool!’ or ask a follow-up question. like ‘how often does [good thing] happen?’#people love being asked questions about themselves esp when they’re happy!#and if you don’t know what to say in the latter situation a simple ‘aw that sucks… ouch… i’m sorry’ or anything to that effect#’but that feels so fake and empty’ you’d be surprised how far little platitudes go#a bandaid and a kiss won’t heal the wound but they make you feel better#people at least like knowing that you heard them and that you want to try#you don’t have to be a poet to know what to say but just say something or at least do not say something disrespectful!
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welcome to my crack au where everything was fine and nothing bad ever happened to anyone
#arcane#arcane league of legends#jayvik#jayce talis#arcane viktor#s2 fucked me up but the hair is so delicious#i really like both of their hair having a gentle curl when it gets longer :3#i don't think in this case it's letting themselves go i think it's letting themselves relax#they need a low stakes project so i'm assigning them home renovation#enjoy viktor's side of the office it will never be this clean again#i'm beyond 'i take a hammer and i fix the canon' i'm throwing the whole canon through a window
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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring
#like on 911 buck and eddie have never kissed and maybe never will but buck watched eddie get shot and eddie bled all over him#and then eddie listed buck as chris's guardian in his will in case anything ever happened to eddie. insane! compelling!#meanwhile on 911 lone star tarlos is canon and they are not insane about each other and that's why the ship is boring as fuck#on night court dan and harry never kissed but harry planned dan's funeral when dan was presumed dead bc dan made harry his next of kin#and that's way more interesting than any harry/christine kiss we got#i'm not saying you can't want your ship to fuck i just don't see why some people are like 'xyz ship HAS to fuck or what's the POINT'#the point is they're insane about each other. are you not entertained#personal
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#many such cases#a cis woman will get harassed for having a short haircut in the bathroom and get think pieces#when that’s just the common experience for trans folks#scram artz
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me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated
edit: original post is back, given its blown up sm im also linking the vetted fundraisers from Palestinians who've reached out to me recently here, here, here, here, here, here and here! please read their stories, donate if you can, and share them around!
edit 2: terfs get the fuck off this post. guarantee that you're the ones that we're all complaining about behind your backs. im trans and I fucking love my trans siblings of all stripes with all of my heart, way more than your pathetic arses could ever hate them
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Oh jayce
#jayce talis#viktor arcane#arcane viktor#arcane#jayvik#in case you didnt know meme redraws are my fave thing to do#ro draws
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