#and neither is Harry.

[jamtamart]

the last disco

[slightly-more-valid-prongs]

evan: *staring at the third plant he’s killed this week* barty: for someone whose last name is rosier, you sure are fucking useless at keeping plants alive.

[writtenicarus]

james potter never cleans his glasses

[soup-of-the-daisies]

time travelling harry being slightly fond of orion black because he looks and sounds so much like sirius, but soon realising he’s actually unbearingly and unbelievably fond of orion himself… orion being baffled, suspicious and quite flattered that someone likes him for him, not just for his last name or status as heir, and promptly deciding he’d die for harry… tom seething with jealousy watching them hang out and being generally attached the hip, knowing he can’t kill orion because 1) harry would NEVER forgive him or talk to him again, and 2) it’d be a shame to alienate the ancient and most noble house of black by getting rid of their heir

[bloomfish]

I think one of the worst moments in buffy history is them framing xander's speech about riley in into the woods as like... correct in any way. it makes you really dislike Xander (even more). Buffy's boyfriend literally cheats on her with vampire prostitutes lol and then tells her that if she doesn't forgive him on the spot he's leaving forever. and then we're supposed to buy that Xander is correct in saying that it's all Buffy's fault and that she should run after Riley to beg him to stay?

It's sooo infuriating how Riley is framed as 'the one who got away' when really he's 'the one who was so cripplingly insecure that he couldn't handle his girlfriend being stronger than him and having her own problems because he's made his entire identity about his girlfriend instead of getting the fuck over himself'

the real reason why xander doesn't want buffy to dump riley's ass as she should is so clearly because he projects onto riley. subconsciously he thinks that if someone 'normal' like riley can be with buffy then he also has a shot. newsflash it wasn't riley being 'normal' it was riley being an insecure condescending freak just like u

[moderndayamymarch]

one of my favorite things about the deathly hallows book is the revelation that snape and petunia knew each other. like if you asked someone in 1997, “hey which two characters from harry potter have longstanding childhood beef with each other”. I’m not sure anyone would’ve answered “harry’s bitchy muggle aunt and the mean potions teacher”. but it also makes total sense. like they are the two biggest haters.

[doomdoomofdoom]

When I said "Vote Blue now so you can vote Third Party in the Future. Because if you don't vote Blue now, you may not be able to vote in the future at all", I wasn't exaggerating.

[fujiyolkart]

3 favorite ships // parallels

[iamnmbr3]

Do Hermione or Ron ever interact directly with Voldemort? I can't think of a time that they do?

No! I somehow only recently realized this. Hermione comes face to face with him for like a second in Godric's Hollow in book 7. And also in the end of book 7 when Harry is supposedly dead Ron is in the crowd and yells something at him which I think is their first and only interaction. But yeah. Other than that every time he shows up they're not there.

Draco on the other hand, has met and interacted with him. Another parallel between him and Harry and another thing they have in common that allows them to understand each other's experiences in a way most others can't.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Think about Bartylus raising Draco, and first year Draco coming to bitch about that potter kid during winter break, and Barty and Regulus giving each other a knowing look because in first year they didn't really like each other.

[everwalldigan]

Sirius: can I be frank with you, Frank?

James: not if I’m frank with Frank first, isn’t that right Frank?

Frank: *grinning, opening his mount to answer*

Remus: *sobbing on the verge of a mental breakdown* STOP PLEASE STOP

[aurlieanbeloved]

Moddern Psych ward au where tom get sent there for trying to kill his pos dad and meets Harry there cause the durslys keep having him admitted (the equivalent of befriending the school shooter looking kid(tom)), but really tom is just obsessed with Harry and its borderline on Psychotic To the point Where he purposely is on extremely good behavior so that he can continue to stalk Harry once Harry leaves when he becomes and adult

[imsiriuslyreading]

you look like you read fanfiction (said with praise, complimentary etc)

[devoutlywished]

lmao?

[rnaryjune]

y'all i think kamala almost called donald a fucker

[libraryleopard]

apparently hollywood studios are trying to recreate the barbenheimer phenomenon by having gladiator and wicked release on the same day but what i’m more interested in is the fact that nosferatu dir. robert eggers and babygirl dir. halina reijn have the same release date. catch me rolling up to the theater on december 25 for a dose of babyferatu…