#and the farmer shoots him for stealing

[visualmemoryunit]

im trying to remember this "joke" i heard once where the punchline involved a man shooting his dog and man. like. internet search is not being helpful

[heartfullofleeches]

Quick descriptions of my milk cow hybrid yans since it's been a while-

Eggnog [They/them] - Seamstress who lives in the attic/walls of the old farmer's house reader lives in in majority of fics. Steals clothing reader no longer uses to make into outfits for their stuffed rabbit/use as pillow cases. Timid, afraid of loud noises. The tallest of the hybrids and most soft spoken mainly due to damage to their vocal cords. Sings to reader from the attic when they upset

Cotton Candy Milk [they/them] - Town Jester. Silly and carefree, but serious about their crafts. Creates paints with their milk they use to paint portraits of reader.

Screamsicle [they/them] - Formerly known as creamsicle, Screamsicle has a love for all these spooky (and reader). Wears a pumpkin mask they never take off after an incident with humans that resulted in injury. Carrie's around a skeleton with a different name every other week and tells it secrets they'd take to the grave

Rootbeer Milk [he/him] - Cowboy cow. Tries to impress with his sharp shooting, but his aim is rather dull due to needing glasses and refusing to wear them because he thinks they're for dorks (unless reader wears them). Related to Ginger Milk

Ginger Milk [she/her] - Mechanic and owner of the junkyard in town. Loud mouthed and hot tempered, but means well. Works daily in her shop on to impress/improve reader's life and only bugs half of them

Peach Milk [she/her] - Token mean girl, but loves to spoil reader regardless. Makes creams and body scrubs for herself and reader with her milk. Older twin sister to Apricot

Apricot [he/him] - Lifeguard and the sweetheart to his sister's bitterness. Spends all his time at the lake, writing love letters he'll never send. Younger Twin brother to Peach

Milk Tea [he/him] - Town Therapist few actually go to. Stickler for rules, life of the party when wasted. Insists most of reader's problems come from having so many people around them and that they should talk to him alone

Spice Milk [he/they] - Bar owner and the shoulder most go to cry on. Offers the same kindness to reader and prays they don't mind if he does the same.

Apple Milk [They/Them] - Town Doctor. Easily and constantly stressed with work who just wants to crawl into reader's bed and never leave

Mint Milk [They/Them] - Pothead. Makes edibles with their milk they dump off on reader and others. Laid back, though extremely possessive

Vanilla Milk [she/her] - Baker. Acts holier than thou, but a freak behind closed doors.

Cherry Milk [she/they] - Skater girl. Never removes her helmet and pads as she's constantly trying to one up previous stunts and to hide her broken horn. One of the weakest hybrids, but carries a spiked bat

Strawberry Milk [he/they] - Heavylifter and caretaker of the farm/crops. Refuses to let reader use their feet when he's around and carries them around on his shoulders

Chocolate Milk [he/him] - Sherriff. Stoic and easy to anger by everyone except reader. Working on a safe room/apartment for reader in his basement. Has never been milked and refuses to be so which is part of his problem

Licorice Milk [he/him] - Probably the reason there's a need for a sheriff in the first place. Also why many human tourists never make it to their final destination. Offers to cook for reader - they'd be wise not to even drink the water/milk he gives them. Rarely speaks unless it's over the phone. Leaves reader messages that range from slightly cute to cute but only through the eyes of a cannibal cowman

Banana [she/they] - Abrasive tech wiz. Hates being touched/bothered by others - reader being their only exception. Often fixes little kinks in Ginger Milk's machinery and replaces her spyware for their own. Wants to be more open with reader, but struggles to express herself

Oat Milk [she/her] - Nun/gardener. Most avoid her, Eggnog is terrified of her. The only hybrid without a tail or horns. Plants her crops outside reader's window. They smell so sweet and speak even sweeter during full moons

[legendofzoodles]

What guns do you think the Chain would have? This has been bouncing in my head endlessly for the past day and I can't pick a solid answer for any of the chain. At most I've gotten that Wind has 10 flintlocks strapped to him at all times.

Why was I asked this? Why did I research for this? This is probably the closest I'll ever get to the other side of the Atlantic without physically going transatlantic. Anyway I've played a few horror games, lemme take a crack at this:

The Chain's choice of Firearm

Time, making sure most of the targets are taken out before any of his boys needs to pull the trigger, suites a grenade launcher.

Imagine some kind of archaic medieval fantasy assault rifle for Warriors. I was thinking maybe a simple more elegant gun but then I remembered this guy wields a broadsword not a rapier for a reason. He duels yes, but more so clears huge waves of enemies in fights. This gun has a high firing rate for just that, allowing him to lead the charge.

Twilight gets the shot gun. Simple as. It's been used by farmers anywhere and everywhere to protect their crops and animals. As a excellent marksman he has the skill to use its large spread with precision.

The simple pistol for Sky. He'd carry it on him but would only draw it as a last resort. He doesn't strike me as the type to shoot...in any context really.

Legend wouldn't have a gun. I mean, he'd have maybe a PDW for emergencies, but I see him as the ammo guy who also have all the extra parts needed for repair or customisation.

Sniper Wild gets a sniper rifle. Stays out of the way, backing up the rest up with his perfect shots, in both timing and placement. He's also able to quickly change his location when he may have been found out or when he needs a better lineup.

Four best suits the revolver. He's very good with this weapon; keeping track of how many bullets he's working with and the slow reload requires him to think ahead and not shoot blindly.

Not sure if such a thing exists but Hyrule would have a kind of gun that's able to be customised on the dime. A scavenger used to variety wouldn't have the patience for just one type of weapon.

Apparently flamethrowers are classed as a firearm? Wind gets one of these; sorry anon kid isn't getting a gun...but, hey if he's able to steal a flintlock from Legend's stash um sure.

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Thanks for reading. I hope I don't get put on a watchlist...

Masterlist

[thesunshineriptide]

Stores I’m taking the TWST boys to and why (brutal)

Cw: light bullying of every boy and half of the stores. Also crackfic material

I’m taking Ace, Deuce, and Grim to Walmart at 3AM. That’s where you go to ride a child’s bicycle, cry in the cereal aisle, and play with toys that you don’t intend to buy and not worry about getting kicked out or banned. It is the only store safe for the braincell trio to go

I’m taking Cater to Starbucks so he can buy a $7 drink and post a picture of it on magicam. Then I’m taking him to therapy

I’m taking Trey to sur la table because he can behave and I think he’d like looking at kitchen equipment like a single 40 year old dad. He and I have to go alone though because I trust him not to get me banned but I don’t trust him not to spend all my money

Riddle is going to Barnes and noble and I’m sitting in the kids section reading picture books while he goes through every single bookshelf. After I run out of picture books I’m sitting in the Starbucks. He’s halfway through the store and moving at a snails pace. Ends up picking out one book so I buy him that and one of the really cute plushies they keep near the kids stuff

I’m taking Leona to the pound target and I’m making him guess how much basic household items are. He will fail and I will laugh at him and shame him

Ruggie and Jack are going to five below. I give them each $25 and tell them to go wild. Jack brings back plant holders and squishmallows while Ruggie has filled a cart with $25 of food and a sleep mask. Now every time we pass a five below they both beg to go in there.

I’m taking Jade to world market because a) they have cute mushroom mugs and soup careens, and b) exotic snacks. He will drain my bank account and I will let him. I am a complete simp for this man

I’m taking Floyd and rook to bass pro shop. We are forcibly removed from bass pro shop after Floyd throws a basketball at a workers face and rook shoots an arrow and almost hits another customer.

I’m taking Azul to ikea. He said he’s really passionate about interior design and likes clean looking spaces so I’m taking him to ikea. I will force him to eat a Swedish meatball. We end up buying pillows and also dunkleskög (we have shared custody of him)

Im taking Kalim to hot topic. He is intimidated but then he sees Sanrio shit and he is THERE bro he falls in love so fast with that little frog thing. End up buying matching best friend bracelets for both me and him and also for him and Jamil

Im telling Jamil that I’m taking him to the grocery store but in reality I’ve stolen his grocery list and I’m leaving him at therapy for an hour. I buy the groceries and drink coffee until he’s done and then we go home. I sleep with one eye open because this boy is anti self care with a passion

Vil and I are going to hobby lobby and stealing materials for Vil’s next film project. We don’t even pretend to hide them and the workers literally don’t care. Vil curses one of the cash registers and doesn’t tell anyone which one, just that he did it. The workers still don’t care because working at hobby lobby is a curse in itself.

It’s not a store but I’m taking Epel to the farmers market. He’s given $20 and ends up coming back with three heads of lettuce, a bushel of apples, two jars of jam, a jug of honey, and $34. I ask no questions and we go home to make an apple galette.

Idia and ortho are going to GameStop. Idia gets in a fistfight with a normie and is immediately hired by GameStop. Ortho comes out crying because he’s proud of Idia for making a friend

I’m taking Silver to a mattress store. We take a nap and get locked inside the building until morning. Spend the night talking and drinking the free coffee. We are banned upon the store opening the next morning (the coffee wasn’t free and we didn’t call anyone to get out)

I’m taking Sebek to a Jamba juice. Not technically a store, but he can yell as loud as he wants and it doesn’t bother anyone

I take Lilia to a guitar store. He plays an amazing ballad on a $4000 bass, then smashes it at the end. We are banned and being sued by the guitar store.

I take malleus to forever 21. He turns into a dragon and kills me

Malleus (real) I take him to lush and he picks out some bathbombs. Now the dragon smells like patchouli and lavender. Neat! And some of the workers there recognized him as a princ-

[sweetflanfiction]

Second Chances - Part 8

Universe: Read Dead Redemption 2

Pairing: Arthur x reader

Disclaimers and Warnings: If you want me to tag you on the chapters let me know! Also leave a comment with your thoughts :D Not finished, not proofread. English isn't my 1st language. All I know about 1899 is from google, so inacuracies will be plenty. The reader is on the older side, and identifies as a female. Gif by the talented @sweeetestcurse. There's a little funny tidbit at the end of the chapter :D

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7

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His eyes looked up and he felt his muscles tense. That single word had such an impact on him that he didn't even know he was holding his breath until Albert spoke again.

"Cattle convoy." The older man said, but Arthur didn't blink. "Some affluent cattle farmer needs his cattle delivered by train to his ranch north of here. Everston agreed to a substantial fee for it. He wants us to help him."

Arthur slowly breathed, hoping it would remain unnoticed by the two other people in the room. Hell, even he wasn't aware he was holding his breath.

"Who's goin'?" You asked, moving the bucket of water you had been using for the dishes.

"Well, Everston obviously, his eldest, myself, Brant…"

"Can I come?" You asked abruptly and Albert laughed.

"You know the answer is no."

"Fine. No hurt in asking." Your eyes landed on the silent Arthur and she squished her eyes, one side of her mouth curled up. "Take him then."

"Hum…could actually be a good idea. What do you say Mr. Callahan?"

Arthur had only been on the other side of the cattle transport. The side that steals it and re-sells it, with the probability of killing the participants. To be honest, knowing the ins and outs of the outlaws may be of use to them. He nodded silently. 

"You alright there?" You asked. Your eyebrows furrowed deep in her face, concern written in them.

"Huh…" He cleared his throat. "Yes, yes! Sorry, I've had some past experiences with that sort of…job."

"Bad ones?" The rough farmer asked.

"Both, I guess."

"It'll be fine Mr. Callahan. We do this often, it's income. It's the first time we work with this feller, but we have some that we tipically work. We just go to town, get them off the train, ride them to their owners and come back."

"No outlaws?" Curiosity had the better of him but, to his surprise, Albert chuckled.

"That's what's worrying you? That you'll get shot?"

"More like if I have to shoot someone…"

The older man's face turned serious for a moment and Arthur thought he'd been found. 

"The law around these parts generally accepts one or two dead outlaws. Especially if they have bounties on 'em. We try not to let it get to that extent, but if it's between them and us, we try to make it all about us."

The small kitchen was silent for a while, the gravity of the topic not escaping anyone. The other two people might have been more reserved in their opinions about killing anyone, but Arthur had done it more times than he could count. And he did it well. Too well sometimes.

"You know how to use a rifle don't you?" Albert asked. His eyebrows raised and a grin on his lips. He knew the answer to that.

"If he doesn't, he could just tackle the bandits to the ground. The man is taller than a lighthouse, probably tougher than a tree trunk." You joked and Arthur felt his cheeks turn red.

"Well, say what's on your mind why don't you?" The older rancher chastised, getting up from his seat on the table and walking out, both Arthur and his daughter following him.

"What? Am I lying?" She turned to Arthur and placed two hands on his upper arm, wrapping them around his muscles, making him stop dead in his tracks. "Look at this!"

"Stop manhandling the help, dear. You're making the man uncomfortable."

You looked up at Arthur. In a nonchalant manner, his eyes slowly moved from your hands to your face. He wasn't uncomfortable, quite the opposite. It felt like a comfortable joke between friends. He tried to stop himself from tensing his muscles under his shirt to see if you would react. However, your face showed you had realized you may have stepped on a line, your smile fading and your hands moving from his arm.

"I'm sorry Mr. Callahan."

It took him a moment to reply, clearing his throat and nodding his head at her and smiling casually.

"No need to be sorry Miss Graham."

She mimicked his smile and patted him on the shoulder, following her father to a room he hadn't been in before. It was just at the bottom of the stairs but he almost never saw it open.

"Come on Mr. Callahan. Let's meet the rest of the land." The older gentleman half shouted from inside what seemed to be his office.

Arthur walked into a sunny room furnished with a couch, a floor-to-ceiling bookshelf filled with books and knick knacks, a desk and a chair. Much like the rest of the house the room was small and cramped, but wasn't uncomfortable. It was cozy and lived in.

You sat on the couch and grabbed a guitar that had been leaning against the wall. You started to strum it as Mr. Graham grabbed a framed map from the wall and placed it on top of his desk.

"Now, this is Captain's Corner." He pointed to the map.

A loose diamond shape was drawn on yellowed paper and divided into five parts: four around the shape and one smaller. The faded names were neatly written on the paper. Some he could make out, others not so much.

The upper part of the diamond seemed to have a small river or trail of water around it. Beyond that some trees were drawn and another dotted line appeared. On the lower part there were some trails with arrows pointing to various locations.

"Now here." He pointed to the top left part of the diamond. " That's us. We have horses, four sheep, and two cows..."

"And the chickens. Don't forget the chickens." You reminded him and Albert nodded.

"And some chickens. We sell sheep's wool, and horses. We've got some crops that we use for whatever we can. Right now we have wheat growing, but that may change. As long as it's hardy it probably grows." 

"We're gonna try potatoes after and maybe have some beehives." You added from behind Arthur still plucking random notes from the guitar.

"Below us is Brant's. Eleanor and Williamson. They have corn crops and Eleanor has a herb greenhouse. They live alone, no kids unfortunately. Mighty fine people. If you ever feel under the weather, go to him. He'll fix you up in no time... You're living proof of that."

He moved his hand to the lower right part of the diamond.

"The Everstons. Bernard and Josie, and about 200 kids…"

"It's just 5." You interrupted again.

"And their 5 kids. Lovely family, loud and warm. You'll meet them soon. He's the cattle owner of the bunch, has more cows than brains sometimes, but he's an excellent man and I trust him to make wise judgements. And here, next to us, we have Mr. Thomson. Tobacco leaves and foul humor, that's what he got." Albert's tone shifted to a less friendly tone as he talked about his neighbor. "He drinks and takes care of the crops. If at all possible don't cross the lines to his propriety. He's as rancorous and he is a good shot."

"Amen. My leg still twitches every time I get near that fence." He could hear the venom in your voice, which was an unfamiliar sound to him.

"And in the middle we have Miss Beatrice Renoir. Widow, her husband came from France, died and she stayed here. She's trying to plant sugar cane and it's succeeded up to now, but we still have to wait and see."

"How about this?" Arthur pointed to the woods above, which have a dashed line running through them.

"Native folk have settled there." Albert said, watching Arthur closely.

"They trouble?" He asked.

"No. Quite the opposite. We all try to help each other."

"Alright then." Arthur stood straight and looked at the older man. “Can I ask a question? Without meaning any offense?”

“Of course.” The rancher straightened up.

“Why is it called Captain’s Corner? It’s clearly not a corner and…” 

“Most of us were War veterans." He laughed. “And some drunk in town decided that we were all captains and that we had taken this corner of the land so…Captain’s Corner…”

Arthur nodded. He felt nervous about this. It was the first honest to God job he had since he could remember.

"You understand everything?" Albert asked, placing the map on the wall again.

Arthur nodded, taking a deep breath.

"When do we leave?"

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Map of the ranch:

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@photo1030 :: @sylum :: @marislittlereadingcorner :: @rratman :: @clevergirl74 :: @aureolinb

[hotvinimon]

Water Cooler

A/N : Images are not mine. Credits to the owner. Likes, Comments and re-blogs are appreciated. Please don't steal my work. Enjoy ;)

Bokuto Kotaro x female reader

Warnings - English is my second language, showy bra

"Break time – the ultimate escape from the chaos of daily life. Recess had just ended, and Y/n had a brilliant idea: refill her water bottle. She strutted over to the water cooler, ready for a refreshing sip, and lo and behold, she spotted Bokuto, the self-proclaimed Aquaman, filling bottles like he was on a mission to hydrate the entire Sahara.

"Hey there, Bokuto-kun, how's the water-filling Olympics going?" Y/n greeted him.

Bokuto, looking like he had just discovered a hidden water treasure, replied, "Oh, hey, Y/n-chan! I'm on a roll! And you?"

"I'm good. But are you planning to audition for 'Water Cooler Gladiator' anytime soon?" Y/n quipped.

"Eh? No, these bottles are for the team, not for my secret water kingdom," Bokuto assured her. "Why are you here, though?"

"I just came to rescue my dehydrated water bottle," Y/n explained.

Just as Y/n turned on the tap to quench her bottle's thirst, disaster struck. The tap handle decided it was time for a vacation, causing water to erupt like Old Faithful. Y/n tried to wrestle the gushing water with both hands, but it was like trying to tame a wild hose.

Bokuto, sensing the water crisis, swooped in like a superhero. They joined forces, and after a heroic struggle, they managed to defeat the watery beast. But alas, Y/n was now as soaked as a sponge in a water balloon fight. She began shivering, and her slightly pink bra made an unexpected guest appearance in Bokuto's view. He reacted like a startled flamingo and turned his head away faster than a ninja in stealth mode.

"Thanks a million, Bokuto-Kun. Why the sudden shyness?" Y/n asked. Bokuto remained silent but pointed discreetly at her chest without turning his head. Y/n followed the gesture and instantly turned as red as a tomato in a sauna. She quickly crossed her arms, shielding her modesty.

"Now what in the H2O am I supposed to do? I didn't pack my emergency 'Dry Me Instantly' kit," Y/n lamented.

Bokuto, thinking on his feet, declared, "Fear not! Follow me." He ushered Y/n into the MSBY locker room like a chivalrous knight and embarked on a quest for a spare shirt.

"Will this work?" Bokuto presented an extra jersey of his. Y/n, not one to ponder life's mysteries for long, snatched the shirt with the swiftness of a squirrel nabbing an acorn and disappeared into the changing room. She emerged sporting her new attire.

Bokuto's eyes widened as he beheld her transformation. A blush blossomed on his cheeks, making him look like a confused tomato in a farmer's market.

"Do I pass inspection?" Y/n asked, striking a pose.

"You look more beautiful than a shooting star," Bokuto blurted out.

Both of them turned a shade of red that would put a ripe apple to shame.

"Um… Thank you, Bokuto-Kun."

"Call me Kotaro."

"Thanks, Kotaro."

"It's all good."

Later that day, as you strolled through the MSBY office corridor, Hinata whispered to Atsumu, "I've been saying it all along – those two are definitely a thing."

Atsumu commented, "I thought they were just friends."

Hinata quipped, "Tsumu, friends don't usually ogle each other. "

(Requests are open)

[hopefullygoodrpgideas]

Put More Daleks In Your Games

Probably not literally, it’s more of an eyecatching metaphor. But every time you see a Dalek in Dr Who and someone goes “oh that’s fine, we can go shoot them” they lose and probably die. Similarly, your own game plans can include enemies like this. Things that aren’t an insurmountable obstacle and have things that the PCs can do to stop them being a problem. They can be outmanuvered, they can be outsmarted. But they cannot be defeated in a straight up fight. Maybe it’s situational. For a level 1 D&D party, a castle that’s hired two trolls as guards fits this. If your PCs decide to fight the trolls they’ll get ripped limb from limb and eaten. But trolls are big and obvious and have terrible perception, so finding a way in that isn’t through the main gate guarded by trolls should be a solid option. If you revisit that castle later then the wizard gets to fireball them once and you walk straight in and that’s fine. It only needs to be scary now. Dragons should honestly be a good example of this. If you need a thing from the hoard of a dragon, going and killing the dragon should probably feature lower on your list of ideas than retiring and becoming a potato farmer. It’s ended up ingrained into the modern fantasy genre that you get to be the big cool heroes who killed a dragon, but honestly being the big cool heroes who stole from a dragon and lived to tell about it should be equally cool. If we look at more classic fantasy, Gandalf and thirteen heavily armed dwarves didn’t go “hey lets go kill this dragon” or even “hey lets go get the armies of our people and kill this dragon”, their plan was always steal the one treasure they really needed and write the rest off as a loss. Conan the Barbarian is a big guy with a huge sword who literally has The Barbarian as his surname, but that doesn’t stop him being smart enough to know that not hitting the huge fire breathing lizard that can eat you is a stupid plan and that dying cuts down on your ability to steal its stuff. The other consideration is that they don’t need to be literally unkillable, just unkillable by things the party can personally bring to bear. As a result, they can be killable by plot devices and other GM contrivances when specifically planned for, striking a middle ground between murderhoboable and straight up indestructible. Maybe the thing that you have to kill them with is a giant orbital laser, but that’s not exactly portable, so the PCs need to evade or outwit them most of the time and then finish by manuvering their enemies into an area where they can be targeted. Maybe the thing that actually kills them is extremely resource limited, such as the Colt from Supernatural which kills anything it hits but was made with only thirteen bullets. So now you can kill 13 Daleks, but you’d better make those shots count.

[free-for-all-fics]

Cowboy! Namor/Tenoch AU prompts! 🤠 Got some help brainstorming on these with @okay-hotshot so I can’t take all the credit! I watched Forever Purge again and inspiration hit very hard, so these are very long. Please tag me if you’re inspired by any of these ideas, I’d love to read it! 💜

1. Tenoch, An incredibly chivalrous cowboy, goes around saving women, demanding only kisses as his reward. Of course, you find this suspicious. One day you’re horse riding when your horse stumbles and almost falls off a small cliff or hill. Tenoch saves you by lasso’ing you in, preventing you from falling and hurting yourself or worse. He uses the rope to pull you towards him. “I rescued you fair and square. Give me my bounty, sweetheart,” and it’s him asking for a kiss. But you won’t give him what he wants so easily.

2. You’re a farmer’s daughter so you tend to the livestock: The cows, chickens, horses, etc. Tenoch comes across your little shack of a home when he’s passing through town. He asks if you could spare a dipper of water from the well. You fetch it for him and can’t help but admire how handsome he is sitting upon his horse, while he’s too busy drinking to notice your staring. You ask if he’d like more but he says “No, thank you.” He gives you a beautiful neck ribbon as thanks before going on his way. You cross paths again when his horse loses its shoe. He’s holding his horse by the reins and walking by when he asks if there’s a farrier or blacksmith nearby. You give directions. He tells you his horse’s name and lets you pet the gentle beast. He asks you again for some water for the journey. You give it to him, letting him fill his canteen. Again he thanks you, this time giving you a bag of fresh sweet potatoes before going on his way.

This goes on and on. With each visit, the things you trade become more of value. Candles in exchange for a blanket, shoes in exchange for a coat, a cow in exchange for a horse, etc. Until you tell him you don’t have anything else to trade. You’re afraid this means he’ll stop coming around. He pretends to think. “Hmmm. Well. That puts us in quite a pickle. You see, I have this beautiful diamond ring. It’s real nice, not just a piece of glass. But if you got no more items to trade, then how about I take you instead - If you’ll have me? You see, I got this nice house out west. But it’s rather big for just me. It has some empty rooms that could be filled. I was thinking with the sounds of a wife. And children, if we’re so blessed.”

3. Ever After inspired: You’re working your family’s farm since your father died. Your father’s horse is the most precious animal of all the ones you care for. He’s fast, strong, thoroughbred, and he was your father’s so there’s sentimental value. One day Cowboy!/Outlaw! Tenoch sneaks onto your farm and tries to steal your father’s horse. You were picking apples, but upon hearing the commotion you run out and throw them at him, which knock him off the horse. You don’t relent and keep throwing apples at him, all while yelling and accusing him of being a thief, despite his pleads that his horse went lame, he had no choice and he only planned on borrowing it. When he stands back up and faces you, you immediately drop to your knees in fear upon seeing his face and realizing this is the cowboy/outlaw with a reputation that precedes him. You’ve heard stories about this man, what he’s been accused of committing. You ask for forgiveness and to be spared since you know now you must die for your insolence. But he’s just like, “Uhhhh. Speak of this to no one and I’ll be lenient. Just this one time.” And he gets back on your father’s horse. He takes out a bag of coins and gives it to you ‘for your silence’ and rides off. But that won’t be the last you see of him. He’ll be back to return the horse.

4. Reader is like Annie Oakley, experienced from a young age in trapping, shooting and hunting. She soon earns a reputation as the best sharpshooter in the region but men underestimate and doubt her constantly because she’s a woman and rather young. Tenoch is an experienced marksman who’s been traveling, not really staying in one place too long - sort of a drifter. You meet him at a shooting contest while he’s in town, which you win. You don’t like Tenoch because he made some comments about your shooting while begrudgingly giving you the money you won in the bet. He doesn’t acknowledge your skill and talents due to your gender and the fact you’re much younger than him.

Until you say, “Well, how about another bet? This time all or nothing. I’ll just use you as target practice since you find my shooting skills so appalling. If I hit the mark, I get to keep your money. If I miss, you get it all back. Unless you’re chicken?”. His pride makes him take your bet, fully confident he’ll win this time. Until you shoot out a cigar from his hand at a distance of 30 paces. This is the start of your journey from rivals to lovers. If someone had told you this man would be your husband, you’d tell them they were crazier than a run-over coon. But love works in strange ways.

5. Prince of Egypt inspired: You and Tenoch meet under different, much weirder circumstances than usual love stories. You both get off on the wrong foot. Some of the children say there’s a man who fell in the well and you don’t believe them until you hear his voice. So you help pull him out and when you see him, you just push him back in like, “Oh. It’s you.”

The children are like, “Miss, this is why you’re never getting married.”

6. There’s a big dust storm/dust bowl and reader meets cowboy Tenoch when she saves him and brings him to shelter or vice versa. They’re total strangers but one of them can’t just leave the other out there to possibly die. Dust storms can last a long time so they may be cooped up inside for a while. Time to get to know each other. And there’s only one bed. As you endure and survive this terrible event together, it’s like you’re the only two people in the world. In this perpetual drought, you’re daydreaming and thinking of running out in the middle of the night to meet cowboy Tenoch and kiss him just as it starts raining.

7. In a small farming community at the height of the dust bowl, a preacher makes a deal with an ancient entity that can control the weather. But there is a terrible cost.

8. Years after the disappearance of the world's most famous western outlaw, you're approached by a middle aged man with a beard who offers you a job to help start a train robbery. When you find out he is the famous outlaw, you, wanting fame, decide to become his apprentice. Years of stone cold killing, robbery, and riding across the dust bowls have turned you into the gritty hardened outlaw you are today. However, you come across something that changes everything.

9. Tenoch, A lone cowboy, is dying when he stumbles upon a ghost town. He decides to camp there for the night. Unfortunately, there's a reason the town's abandoned. He’s approached by two people. Both are working together to save the world from something. Offering the mortal a chance at a new life and redemption, they become a pair of pistols, A worn and rusted one named justice, and a beautiful one named Vengeance.

10. I smelled smoke. I heard a symphony. I felt a dust storm against my face, I tasted a very sour lemon in my mouth. But all I saw was the white wall in my living room. All I heard was the tapping of my typewriter. I haven't left my house in months, but some part of me is on an epic adventure. ‘"Are you flirting or trying to start a fight?" The Outlaw asked The Marshal.’ is the most recent line of my manuscript. It’s late, so I’ll leave it for tonight. The next morning, the main characters of the Outlaw and the Marshal have leapt from the page and are now standing in my home - flesh and blood like any other humans. I look outside for the first time in weeks and the world has become the Wild West. Oh no. My new novel is coming to life, in more ways than one.

11. Folklore/Mythology AU: It’s the 1930’s, and you work on your family’s farm. Your elder brothers have left home to find work to support the family, but you haven’t heard from them lately. You’re unknowing that a major dust bowl is coming to annihilate all of your crops. Suddenly, a mysterious man comes up to your front porch, and warns you of what's about to happen. He can save you, bring you rain or water, but you must prove yourself worthy and sacrifice in return for his salvation.

12. You and your family are trapped in vour house during a vicious dust storm and you're fairly certain there's something else lurking out there amidst the churning grey sand. Something old and powerful. Or someone. Amidst the chaotic dust storm ravaging the Earth, you rush to save your sister - but as you reach for her, she's pulled into a vortex. You have to follow her, so you emerge with her, leaving behind your parents and finding yourselves in a world far unlike the normal. Its whispered name resounds... Talokan.

13. One day some strange spores were discovered in the soil after a particularly bad dust storm. These spores don't affect humans at all, but anything else starts to experience changes, changes seemingly designed specifically to cause as much damage to human civilization as possible. It’s up to you to find out who or what caused these spores to grow, before the damage becomes irreparable. You weren’t expecting your investigation to lead you to being kidnapped by blue people and held captive in a hidden underwater kingdom called Talokan. Their king has declared war on the surface world and implemented silent warfare. Humans will never know what killed them. They’ll blame anything or anyone and turn against each other in their panicked desperation for survival, but none of it will matter. But you know too much and must be kept silent. No human has been smart enough to find Talokan before. Maybe you’re more useful to Namor alive than dead.

14. You're an American outlaw in the Wild West. You've just arrived at another town, after having been chased out of the last one by bounty hunters. You hide your face, you're well-known after all. Entering the saloon, you sit down. A man quickly offers to buy you a drink. Suspicious. You nod. One drink becomes another and you ended up in bed with the stranger. In a dingy motel room, he was yours for the night. But he was gone by sunrise, before you woke up. Months later, after being taken away from your gang in a failed ambush attempt, you spend years of your life in captivity. Your gang forgets you. You find a way to escape to Mexico and return to your gang’s old hideout there. You appear but rifles are pointed to you, only one face seems familiar: The man who shared a drink with you in the saloon. His name is Tenoch and looks like he’s stepped up as leader in your absence. Did he set you up? Maybe, maybe not.

15. Tenoch is an outlaw in the 1800's and kills a man who attempted to rob him on the road. When he loots him, he finds a wedding ring, along with a note that reads, "In the event of my death, the man that kills me must become the new husband of my wife. Good luck." When most people get married, they get a whole new family of inlaws. It turns out you, on the other hand, have just married into a family of outlaws when your new husband shows up and kidnaps you.

16. Tenoch is smug like, “Looks like the bounty hunter has become the captive,” when he kidnaps you. But he’d immediately shoot his own guys if they stepped too far out of line because no one messes with you or disrespects him. That’s why he’s so scary and intimidating. His own men may not mean much to him unless it’s his right hand guy. Lots of his men could be expendable. No liabilities, no loose ends. While you’re his captive, he has to keep close watch to make sure you don’t try to escape or do anything foolish. This means instances of you, naked and in the river, with Tenoch sitting on a rock nearby.

You: Are you always this much of a gentleman with the women you meet? watching their every move and stripping them of their dignity while they try to clean themselves?

Tenoch: You are hardly a woman for breaking and entering with the intent of either arresting or killing me.

You: And you are hardly a man for holding a woman's clothes hostage.

Tenoch: The only hostage is me by being in your presence.

You: You can leave me be and free yourself from this torment if my presence vexes you this badly.

Tenoch, laughing: And deprive myself of getting under your skin? i'll take my chances, princesa.

17. Tenoch is an outlaw with a ruthless reputation. The one person he cherishes more than anything in this world, his little sister, writes a heart felt letter to him in an attempt to break through to him, forgive him for his past sins and have him come home.

18. Secret of Shadow Ranch inspired: In March of 1883, Tenoch fell in love with the sheriff’s beautiful daughter. He would bring her back souvenirs from his adventures and correspond through letters. Even though he was an outlaw and a bank robber, the sheriff’s daughter grew to love him just as deeply. Tenoch assured her that he never used his gun on anyone and stole only from rich people who didn't deserve the money- even though he reportedly robbed a train that was intended to pay miners. In September of 1883, he hid a very special treasure he was hoping to give to the sheriff’s daughter, but before he could, he was arrested by the sheriff himself. Tenoch sent the sheriff’s daughter a letter, assuring her he’d be out soon and they’d be together, not knowing it’d be his last. He was sentenced to the gallows nine days later, at noon.

After Tenoch’s death, The sheriff’s daughter stopped speaking to her father. She took her horse and rode away from home in the middle of the night, never to return. She was never seen or heard from again. It’s been decades since that day. "Sheriff, you've gotten old, frail. Tell me, where is my sweetheart?" The former sheriff looked up to see the ghost standing in the doorway of his cabin. A ghost of a man who looked a lot like the outlaw whom he sentenced to death for stealing his daughter’s heart.

19. You’re an outlaw in the mid west, but you aren't a gunslinger. Others make fun of you for always carrying knives in a land where the gun rules. Every time you get challenged to a duel, you bring knives to a gun fight, and you show them why you carry knives. Two weeks ago, the Sheriff sent a posse of 10 gunmen to take in Tenoch, a very dangerous outlaw, preferably dead. Every group sent to capture or kill him has wound up missing or eventually found dead. Today, a lone rider returns. That lone rider is you. You bring back proof of his death, so he’s definitely dead…Or is he?

20. It’s the 19th century. Reader is a former movie actress and stage performer whose horse was formerly used for stunts. You never made it big, but you look back on your acting work fondly. You’re both retired, and the spoiled horse loves you so much that it’ll be very dramatic and play dead if anyone tries to ride it except you. Your horse is also a very deep sleeper, so you’ve had concerned neighbors call you or the cops about the “dead” horse outside.

You hire cowboy! Tenoch to help work your farm because you’re running it all by yourself since you’re widowed/unmarried and childless. You need an extra hand. You were working it with your brother but he just left for whatever reason. Cue reader and cowboy! Tenoch working the land. He chops wood and manages the crops, sometimes shirtless depending on how hot it is, while reader manages the house and livestock. Reader brings him fresh lemonade when they both take a break from the day’s chores. You give him room and board in the house, letting him use your brother’s old room and clothing, whatever he left behind. But uh oh you’re catching feelings for each other, especially when Tenoch forms a bond with your horse and gets it to trust him. When you watch Tenoch ride your horse, you can’t help fanning yourself. Things are getting hot and steamy and it’s not just because of the summer heat.

21. Cowboy Tenoch with a horse that loses its shit every time reader is in the vicinity, and he doesn't know why. Until the horse finally bucks him off one day and goes running to reader. Then he realizes that the horse used to belong to reader but their family sold it. So now they ask to visit his ranch to spend time with the horse. They proceed to spend time together and fall in love.

22. Cowboy!/outlaw! Tenoch brings in a new horse but this horse is like a black sheep and is being super difficult with its temperament. It constantly bucks and thrashes, gears up on its hind legs and throws riders off its back because it doesn’t want any man to ride it. It’s this prized thoroughbred Tenoch and his guys may or may not have stolen so they can’t just get rid of it. But then the men and maybe even Tenoch are scoffing when reader wants to try taming it. “No man can tame this beast.”

“I am no man!” Eowyn moment from reader when, even after she’s expressly forbidden from going near the horse, she disobeys and gets on the horse bare back. The horse immediately whinnies and gallops away. When Tenoch hears the commotion he’s like, “ARE YOU CRAZY??” And gets on another horse to chase after her and the loose cannon horse. But then mid-ride, reader is able to tame the horse and get it to slow down and relax into a nice trot. Tenoch and his guys are flabbergasted as they stop and get off their horses. They throw their hats off and slap their knees in disbelief. “I don’t believe it! I flat out don’t believe it! How did you do that??”

“What this horse needs is a gentler approach, a woman’s touch. Guess it’s my horse now?” Reader is impressed with herself and a little smug. Checkmate to all these men.

23. The oceans have dried up. Humanity, desperate for survival, builds towers to evade the eternal dust storm below, rationing their supplies in the process. This is the start of the first century without rain. What if Talokan was a hidden oasis in the desert? People have heard of Talokan but believe it’s a myth because of how so many people have died trying to find it. They have a general sense of where it is, there have been stories of seeing shadows on the mountains that look too much like humans, but they don't move. They just stare at anything that walks by. Old stories have said the area used to flourish with plants and animals but it’s now barren. There are remnants of old dead trees decaying in the sand.

You’re a bounty hunter with a bit of a reputation and you were hired by your city to capture the so-called leader of Talokan to repay a debt. Or some big bad went missing in your city and you were tasked in bringing them back, but it was rumored they were last seen trying to find refuge in Talokan. It’s a suicide mission but this is your last mission. Without realizing it, you've gotten close enough to the Talokanil borders and you think you found them when you see a figure in the sand, but you're not entirely sure. You're about to pass out from the heat, but you'd be damned if you're this close to getting them.

Little did you know, it was the infamous K'uk'ulkan. So naturally, you shoot at him and miss, but you were so close. You're frustrated and angry at this point and now Namor is trying to figure out who the fuck and why the fuck he's being shot at by a random woman in the middle of a desert and why you're out for his blood, so he comes after you and soon it's a game of cat and mouse. He very much could kill you but he's more amused because goddamn he's never seen a woman so angry and agitated before that he finds it amusing. You pass out and when you wake up, you're bound and he's watching you. It's just a stare-down between the two of you until he throws you over his shoulder and you're either cursing him the entire time or just resigned and decide to annoy him because you know he's not gonna let you go.

24. For centuries, Namor has been testing humans to see who’s worthy to know the secrets of Talokan. The test involves humans going out into the desert alone, with only the clothes on their backs and one item of their choosing. No water, no food. They must endure for three days. If they try to get help from others or turn back before the trial ends, they fail. If they can't resist and give in to any temptation, they fail. Nobody has passed the test except for you and Namor doesn’t know how to deal with it. This has never happened before.

Maybe he doesn’t have powers but there’s still myths and legends that he can fly or that he’s an old being. It’s just folklore. No one who has tried to capture the King has survived but before you eventually fall in love and elope with him, there are urban legends that you’re the only one who ever got close enough to catch him. When you elope with him, people think you disappeared or were killed by him but there are people who say they’ve spotted him riding a horse with a woman behind him. No one really knows what happened to you. They think it could be you or your ghost.

[vince-ebooks]

I'm only two days into playing Coral Island and my love for Rafael is so strong it pulled me out of a decade-long writing hiatus. enjoy this very self-indulgent Rafael x reader fic ehehehrheah;dfa (tw; gore mention)

Alakazam!

“Look, even the twist on Coral Stars was less predictable than this one. That jump scare totally didn’t ge-”

Rafael shoves a fish n’ chip into your mouth and ignores your comment. You shoot him a look briefly, but Rafael watches on, totally in his element. He steals a fish n’ chip for himself as the masked magician on-screen levitates his next hapless victim into a wood chipper.

It’s a muggy summer night, and while everyone is piled up at Fishenchips, Rafael invited you to watch his favorite horror movie -- Alakazam -- at the blacksmiths’. What you expected was going to be a goofy, bargain-bin slasher turned out to be an absolute gorefest. Rafael hugs you a little tighter as the two of you slowly sink into the covers. He tucks his head under your chin, his eyes glued on the screen. His jet black hair is soft and smells a little sooty. He grabs your hand unconsciously as the masked magician on screen wrings the absolute life out of a police officer on the scene. 

“Didn’t you say it was your fourth time watching this movie?” you say.

“My idea of excitement,” Rafael responds, shrugging slightly. You never would have guessed this in the one year you’ve known him.

Looking to find a way to crack open a mysterious geode you found in a trash can, you happened upon the blacksmiths’ shop -- and there was Rafael, stacking fuel into the furnace, just noticing you walk in. “Can I help you?” he spoke up softly. He turns towards you. “Oh, you must be the farmer that just moved in. My name’s Rafael. My brother Pablo and I run the blacksmiths’ shop here. Nice to meet you!” His voice was deep, but welcoming; his face was worn slightly from working all day. 

“Nice to meet you too!” you said. “Think you could crack open this geode I found? From, uh, from the mines.” You wipe a little bit of soda gunk off the rock sneakily and hand it to him alongside some gold coins.

“Sure,” Rafael said. He places the geode on the anvil and swung his hammer with a practiced fluidity, as a painter would his strokes. The geode cracked open and revealed insides lined with a purplish-blue metal.

“This-” Raf gasps in excitement, “-this is tevandium! The metal used to craft the Ironeye Hammer!” Your eyes meet Rafael’s; they are glittering at the discovery, the bags under his eyes disappearing under his grin. He clears his throat, and proceeds to hand the geode to you. “Here, this is yours. If you want to craft a new tool out of it, let me know!”

You take the geode, glance at it, and then back at him. He’s blushing, embarrassed at getting so giddy with someone he met mere minutes ago. Chuckling under your breath, you speak up. “Actually, I was wondering if you could tell me more about this Ironeye Hammer. I’ve only read about it in passing in folk tales.” You patted the books in your knapsack.

Rafael lit up again. “There’s a lot to say about it. Been reading about these magic tools since my father started teaching me smithing. Maybe, uh, we can talk over some sashimi? I’ll even let you try the anvil yourself.” His muscles rippled as he tried to suppress his overexcitement again, and his neckline glistened with sweat. “I would love to,” you said.

Something between you two began to click.

Since that day, you’ve hung out with him every day. You read him the romance novels you brought from Pokyo as he cleaned the moss off the gravestones in the morning, shared tacos with him at Emma’s truck in afternoons, helped him load logs into storage some nights.

Even his brother Pablo began to notice the change in atmosphere every time you barge in the blacksmiths’ spot with a bag full of geodes. “He’s not the kind of guy that goes out of his way to go out, y’know?” he remarks. “Always staying inside, always preferring the quiet. But he’s warmed up to you. You two make a real good pair. Inseparable, even.” 

Rafael’s hands are tough and calloused from working the anvil and furnace all day, but his fingertips fit seamlessly between yours. It’s a familiar feeling, and you relish in it, curling your body around him just a little more. The credits roll as the camera pans across a trail of blood and corpses.

“So, what’d you think?” Rafael sits up to look at you. You struggle to express how surprised you are that such a quiet, kind-hearted man could enjoy a movie like this. How, honestly, you didn’t pay much attention to the movie because between the muggy weather, the furnace in the shop, and the snuggling under the covers, you almost fell asleep from how cozy you were feeling. How familiar and real of a feeling this was, and how grateful you were that it was just the two of you, holding each other.

So you pull Rafael into a kiss, instead. Taken aback for just a moment, he follows your lead, cupping your face as the two of you melted into each other. You feel Rafael blushing. Was it the heat? Was it your odd timing? Was it just something about Raf that made him so endearing? You push the thoughts aside as your lips part as Rafael pushes in, tongues dancing like embers.

Rafael sat at the edge of the lake, opposite Alun-Alun plaza and away from the New Year’s Eve festivities. Taking in the quiet flow of water, he twiddled with a small tool in his hands. The frigid air was brisk, and Rafael could feel his heart beat. He liked the cold, no ‘unbearable Summer heat’. Stars speckled the night sky as the moon shone over the healing lake shrine.

“Hey, there you are! How’s the party going on over there?” He brushed some snow off of his beard and adjusted his puffy jacket.

“Almost twisted an ankle, but I won the sack race! Loser’s bracket, at least,” you said with a scoff. “I’m challenging you to a one-on-one before the Cherry Blossom festival next year.” You shared some sashimi and green tea and sat next to him.

You didn’t know how long the two of you relaxed by the shrine before Rafael blurted out, “Can I kiss you?” You almost didn’t hear it at first, but you did hear Rafael gulp out of nervousness, his gloves rubbing together. He turned toward you, his ears red from the cold and snow-tipped. His expression appeared almost concerned that he had said the wrong thing, his mouth twisting into a pout, ashamed at his curtness. “I- I mean, if you…”

As you lean in, his embarrassment cleared away immediately as your lips met his and tongues danced like embers. Right on cue, fireworks popped in the sky like crystals, and you felt as though you and Rafael were breaking something brand new, wide open. 

You both pull away from the kiss, breathless. Just the same as it was the first time. Rafael wraps you in for a hug, bringing you back to reality.

“Really sets the mood… my idea of excitement, for sure.” You flash Rafael a wry smile. Rafael’s eyelids are getting heavy, and so are yours. “Wanna watch another next week? Got a month before late fees,” he says behind a yawn. “Sure thing, Raf,” you yawn back. Rafael pulls the covers up, and you sneak in one last kiss before the two of you drift off on the couch.

[st1ckart1zt]

MY PREDICTION FOR MURDER DRONES EP.4

TW. Spoilers, blood, horror

Skip if you want to wait and watch the episode and not being spoiled.

Ok, so Murder Drones ep.4 is going to come on April 7. Which is pretty great.

The creator given us pics about what the episode will be about.

The episode will be about camping and we saw group of campers, the cabin and Uzi in the lake.

At first i didn't think much about it but as i looked more into these leaks i figured that this will be based on horror movie..... CABIN FEVER

In this video posted 7 days ago it has the title Cabin Fever

For those who haven't watched that movie i will tell you.

Summary: While staying at a remote cabin for a week-long vacation, a group of five college friends succumb to an infectious, flesh-eating disease.

PLOT: A forest-dwelling hermit named Henry discovers his dog has died from a mysterious illness and is sprayed by its infected bl00d. Five young friends, Paul, Karen, Bert, Jeff and Marcy have rented a cabin in the same woods for a week-long vacation. The group stops for supplies at Priddy's General Store. Dennis, the intellectually-disabled son of the store manager, unexpectedly bites Paul's hand.

Bert ventures into the woods with a BB rifle to shoot squirrels. Bert encounters and accidentally shoots Henry, mistaken for a squirrel. He panics when he realizes Henry is infected with a disease and flees. He says nothing about the incident to his friends.

Later that evening, while the group hang out around a campfire, a stranger who calls himself Grim and his Belgian Malinois dog, Dr. Mambo, gatecrash their evening.

Later that night, Henry comes to the cabin in search of help. Bert slams the door in his face and the desperate man tries to steal the group's vehicle. A conflict ensues between Henry and the five friends, during which they accidentally cripple their car and set fire to him. He runs off into the woods, presumably to his death.

The next day, Jeff and Bert head out in search of help. They encounter a farmer who offers to help them, but hastily leave when they discover that Henry is her cousin. Meanwhile, Deputy Winston arrives at the cabin to investigate reports of the previous night's commotion. Paul explains things without mentioning Henry's presumed death. Winston promises to send a tow truck before departing.

Dr. Mambo returns to the cabin without Grim and seemingly infected. He threatens Paul and Bert, before Marcy scares him off with the rifle.

While Paul and Karen make out, they discover that Karen is infected with the flesh-eating virus and her leg has started to decay. Fearful of contagion, the others lock her in the shed. Paul leaves on foot to find help, but the only people he encounters chase him away, mistaking him for a peeping Tom.

The following morning, the group's attempt to evacuate is botched when Karen vomits blood all over the interior of the car. Bert drives back to the general store alone and Jeff abandons everybody and flees to a remote shack. Marcy and Paul lament their poor chances of surviving and have $3x, believing they won't live long enough to regret it. They later discover marks on Marcy's back that reveals she, too, is sick.

At the general store, Dennis bites Bert's hand just as he did with Paul. His father, Tommy, lashes out at Bert for exposing his son to the virus, and he and his friends chase Bert down in order to contain the disease. While once again searching for help, Paul encounters the severely-burnt Henry in the lake. Surprisingly, he is still alive and he attacks Paul, only for Paul to fend him off and finally k!ll him.

Marcy draws a bath and shaves her legs, causing the infected flesh to gruesomely peel from her body. She stumbles outside in distress and is mauled to death by Dr. Mambo.

Paul returns to the boat shed where Karen begs him to k!ll her. His gun is empty and since he's unable to finish the job of splitting her face with a shovel, Paul sets the shed on fire and watches in horror as Karen is completely burned alive. Bert makes it back to the cabin, but he is followed and shot dead by Tommy. Paul recovers Bert's rifle and guns down Tommy and his two accomplices. Paul escapes in Tommy's truck, but crashes it into a tree and explodes. Covered in bl00d, Paul stumbles upon a small campfire party attended by Deputy Winston. Winston receives a radio call from the sheriff ordering her to shoot Paul on sight. However, Paul convinces Winston to let him go instead.

The next morning, Jeff returns to the cabin. He finds the corpses of his friends and Tommy’s accomplices, and rejoices in having survived the ordeal himself, until he sees signs of the infection on his hand. He is then shot and k!lled by Deputy Winston with a sniper rifle. Paul succumbs to infection and drops dead in the woods where Dennis discovers his corpse. Back at the cabin, as the authorities and a hazmat crew clean up the scene, it’s revealed that Jeff’s corpse landed near the lake, which is now infected with his bl00d.

If I'm correct then the episode will be based on Cabin Fever horror movie because it makes sense from all the leaks that the creator given us so far. Which means that maybe Uzi or one of her classmates will get infected by some disease that they got from the lake.

Anyway tell me your thoughts about it please.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Masterpost 23

General asks

Skeleton's kid tries to sneak on his dad to scare him but they're bad at it (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Barbie vs Oppenheimer movie (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O sends a cursed love confession meme to skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

There's only one hotel room for S/O and their crush skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's kid falls in the pool (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and skeleton adopt a kid from S/O's x lover (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

An anti-monster woman tries to kidnap skeleton's human child (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton meets a bitty version of himself (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's little brother goes to college (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans)

Skeleton kid/niece/nephew tries a hand trick (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's brother and S/O don't get along until they magically are (UT Papyrus, US Sans, UF Papyrus, HT Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans)

A random man tries to shoot at monsters children in a playground (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton realized he's in a game (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Sans and Blooky hang out (UT Sans)

River Person kisses Gaster on the cheek (UT Gaster)

S/O signs cheesy love stuff on skeleton's body (HT Sans & Papyrus)

The human chooses to stay with Alphys (UT Alphys)

S/O sits wrong on the couch (HT Sans)

S/O goes along with Grillby/Muffet (UT Sans, US Papyrus)

Free hugs (US Sans, UF Sans)

Mew Mew Kissy Cutie finale is out (UT Alphys)

S/O dies and comes back as a ghost (UT, UF, HT Sans)

Skeleton's little brother is a teenager again (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's kids team up to steal food in the middle of the night (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

What is under River Person's hood? (UT characters)

Skeletons are loved by farmers who keeps flirting with them (HT, HS, HF Sans & Papyrus)

Stripper's S/O gets too excited in a party as they're drunk (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O gives attention to skeleton's bitty (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

The RIP Grandma meme (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

What sort of pajamas they wear (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O has a crush on skeleton brother (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child breaks his arm falling a tree (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Feral S/O attacks an innocent rabbit (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton and sweet tooth (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton lost a bet and has to wear a cat costume (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

There's an evil version of skeleton in the mirror (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Other things

Sans is having a great time in my Horrortale fic (no)

Papyrus is very cute and also you're crying very much

Myfanwi talks

Goodbye Aston

The beginning of a new adventure

Welcome Thor & Mjöllnir

[fuckaspunk]

I want an FPS game based in the American revolutionary war. I want to have to spend 2 in-game minutes cowering while I reload my musket. I want to have to take my time and try to pick out my targets in the literal fog-of-war made by all the flintlock smoke. I want a valley forge survival horror level. I want to be Benedict Arnold's assistant and watch him get so tired of being passed up for promotions that he decides to change teams. I want to be able to play as the british and have my commander play russian roulette with my life by just marching my bright red ass across an open field while angry farmers shoot at me, and if I shoot out of turn the level is over. I want to have to navigate dialogue trees to make Thomas Jefferson edit out the stupid(er) parts of the declaration of independence. I want to see Sam Adams channeling Alex Jones at the local pub as he warns about the british stealing people's children. I want to talk to Boston NPCs about how the price of tea is completely fucked since some dipshits threw the latest shipment into the ocean.

[shieldherostuffs]

Shield Hero Minecraft HCs

Requested & Prompted by the Discord Server :D

Headcanons:

Naofumi usually takes hours or even days to find a place to make his base (he's very critical about it, and yet no one knows the criteria. It could be anywhere), yet he's always one of the first done with a proper one.

Motoyasu's fav biome is the desert.

Itsuki likes the jungles most because that's where it's easier to shoot people.

Ren likes Dark Oak Forests because he can sneak up on people more easily.

Therese's fav biomes are mountains.

L'Arc loves Mushroom Islands, and he refuses to elaborate.

Glass likes the Plains.

Kizuna loves Rivers anywhere. She gets to sit in her little boat and fish.

Naofumi can remember all the potion recipes.

Naofumi, together with his younger brother, decoded the Enchanted Book Text together and they refused to share it, saying "With great knowledge, comes great responsibility"

Motoyasu is a little too trigger-happy about TNT and is always the first to volunteer if something has to get blown up. He has a stupid amount of TNT. (Reason his fav biome is the Desert)

Therese has the most broken chance of finding diamonds. Someone else just discovered their first one and she already has a chest half full of stacks.

Glass has an interesting goal of getting at least one ghast with a saddle on each server she's on. Once, everyone has to go on a whole hunt for ghast tears, because Glass had named and saddled many of them, and no one wanted to be assassinated because they killed one of Glass's ghasts.

Naofumi is the local chicken farmer.

Itsuki is the one who trades with villagers the most and takes down the most Pillagers.

Everyone had started setting up alarms/traps because of the number of times Ren had come into their bases undetected. He didn't steal or break anything, he was just there and gave everyone a scare each time.

Alike Therese's Diamond Luck, Kizuna has a stupid chance of getting OP loot from fishing. She loves using fucking rods.

L'Arc is the best at organizing his items and chests.

L'Arc also loves buildings castles as bases.

You need food? Naofumi's got it. It does not matter how much he's given out, he's got more. Everyone had eaten all their own food, and he still got enough to give everyone half a stack of cooked meat continuously. No one sees him making it when he seemingly runs out, and the first few times he was accused of cheating, but he never did. He's just always got food on him.

Ren and Itsuki are the best PVPs when the group is playing Minecraft in VR, while Kizuna and Glass are best in normal gaming.

Naofumi annoyed everyone with how OP some of his Shields and Armor get because it's so OP it takes a stupid amount of time to kill him.

Filo is the best at using an Elytra but she prefers just messing around in creative mode.

Naofumi will sometimes let her onto a shared server and get her as many materials as possible or get her creative mode just to terrorize other players.

Kizuna likes making her bases look like comfy little fisher huts near a river or beach, only for there to be a gigantic underground base beneath it.

From the Discord Server:

Shared by @eli-elien and @small-spark-of-light :D

Itsuki likes to make those aesthetic soft-core fairy builds.

If Itsuki is playing with someone he doesn’t like he will deliberately be useless out of spite.

Naofumi does Redstone or other intricate machine stuff.

Ren kills so many mobs he’s the designated enchanter solely because of how much XP he has.

Motoyasu does PVP he's decent but not as good as ren tho.

Crack HC; Ren plays Bedwars and is painfully good at it.

Motoyasu is the most useless out of all of them in Minecraft

Filo has made so many worlds of just her messing around in creative mode everyone is a disaster

Raphtalia is a PVPer she has a rivalry with ren They are forever equally matched for humor's sake.

Motoyasu has many MC girlfriends

Naofumi is also crackheaded like Idk how to explain it other than perhaps he's similar to Philza Minecraft but likes not bc it's Philza Minecraft no compares to that man.

Naofumi is mainly responsible for getting materials, but he gets Ren to do mining with him

(In response to my TNT-Happy Motoyasu HC) Motoyasu has bombed the base many times

Honorary Mention: Myne is a leech but that’s not a HC

[okinawa-division]

“Ring-a-ding-ding! Delivery time! Hey, wait…” In a very convenient twist of fate, Kensaku found himself in Okinawa on a business meeting, which coincidentally fell on the day of his favorite bar owner’s birthday. Of course, Kensaku was not really planning on doing anything for Rashaad, save for a cheery ‘Happy Birthday’ and an extra tip, but his team’s leader actually had a very large gift for the owner. Unfortunately, upon trying the door, it seemed the man was absent from the premises for the moment. “Aw shoot. I guess it makes sense the hours are different for his own birthday. I’ll just leave it by the door. Hopefully, nobody steals it…”

Gently setting the small crate down, Kensaku stepped back and looked around, making sure nobody shady would come in to scoop up the gift. Then with a sigh, the older man began sauntering away, returning to his hotel. “Hope it gets to him. Asato’s got grape expectations haha…”

In due time, Rashaad would return to inevitably find the crate at his doorstep. Bringing it inside and opening it up would reveal it to be a typical Japanese luxury fruit box, filled to the brim with watermelon, cantaloupe, grapes, peaches, apples, and even persimmons.

Strangely enough, while no note was included inside, something was tucked into the crate haphazardly. Pulling it out revealed a glasses case, with Matsuda sunglasses contained inside. A rather flashy gift, unlike Asato… There’s no doubt someone else helped him pick this out.

In Kensaku’s Hotel Room…

“...Either way, your gift is delivered safely!” Lounging in the loveseat provided by the hotel, Kensaku cradled a glass of alcohol whilst talking on the phone to Asato. “I’m sure Rashaad is having fun opening the gift up right now.”

“That’s good…” Asato hummed. Then, the farmer questioned. “You didn’t forget my letter, right?”

“Oh! The letter that you couldn’t fit into the box? I uh…” Kensaku thought, but then, his words trailed off when he spotted the said letter still sitting on the bedstand. “...I didn't forget. For sure, kiddo.”

“...You forgot.”

“No...!”

Kensaku was met with silence.

“Fine! I did forget!” Kensaku groaned, “But there’s no way he won’t know it’s from you.”

More silence.

“Ugh, just let it man-go Asato.”

For a moment, it sounded like a snicker let slip on the other side, before Kensaku was met with the monotone beep of the farmer hanging up on him. Exasperatedly Kensaku sighed, knowing he was going to get the silent treatment from Rikiya man when he returned to Toyama.

Rashaad, unfortunately, was out of the bar due to ordering some supplies for his bar. Although Ace and Evelyn assured him they could have gotten that for him and that he was to relax on his birthday, the bar owner insisted that it was no trouble and that he wouldn't be gone long. Unfortunately, his supposed 20-minute trip somehow turned into an hour since he was busy being congratulated and wished a 'happy birthday' by many of Okinawa's citizens. Still, he wasn't complaining. He knew what he was getting into when he stepped outside.

Upon arriving back at the Eagle's Nest, the bar owner sighed as he laid down the supplies he had bought on a nearby counter. He was about to put them up when he noticed some fruit and a pair of sunglasses on a table, making his eyes go wide. Looking at the watermelon, a grin appeared on his face as he noticed the insignia on it.

"Asato-kun," Rashaad stated. His family's fruits always had a distinct taste and smell to them. It was fortunate that he had some fruit supplies left over, so he wouldn't need to use all of these for his drinks.

"These will help make a good brunch later on in the week."

Looking at the sunglasses, Rashaad looked at them from all sides. Truthfully, it was kind of hard to picture the bartender without his trademark sunglasses on. He didn't know when he started wearing them, but they were an essential part of his character now. Slipping his brownish-black glasses off his face, he put on the light blue sunglasses, making everything appear... for lack of a better word, "bluish".

"Hmm, I'll wear them tonight and see how they feel. ...Though I wonder if anyone will even really notice..."

Thanks for the gift!

[richardsphere]

Leverage Log: The Rundown Job

Pig farm. (please dont be a serialkiller feeding his victims to his pigs. Please dont be a serialkiller feeding his victims to his pigs. Please dont be...) Angry farmer calls about rent. Guy stabs him with syringe gun. "know your sacrifice will save millions of lives." Probably not a serialkiller, either a conspiracy theorist, or a government agent part of a conspiracy.

--- Ok we've got a government hearing about a guy (not the same guy) doing "counterterrorism" (read: Murdering innocent civilians in Rome)

Oh no, we're doing one of those "cop who doesnt play by the rules is actually right" copaganda stories arent we? (but like, for US Blackop squads)

i already hate this episode with every fiber of my being. (and I eat a lot of fiber.) --- Oh, nice. The fight-scene in front of the elevator has a shot from below that lets us just see the overhead vent-passage Elliot just dropped behind the guard from. --- Not a fan of the Hardison HUD. It feels like we're stretching his already god-like hacking powers a bit too far. (like he's good dont get me wrong.) --- Parker definitly stole one of the diamonds. Those are way too many diamonds for any orphans to need and she is a legitimate kleptomaniac. (Like remember the 12 step job, she legitimately needs medication y'all.) --- Ok so this is our Elliot episode (already had a Parker one with the Broken Wing) Also this is probably happening simultaniously with the previous episode with the painting. Which means its three episodes in a row with the gang split. (that is... interesting. Either a scheduling thing or foreshadowing the season ending with the gang splitting up as Nate and/or Sophie retires and/or dies) --- "you stole a michelangelo with tinfoil and a chewing gum, Figure it out!" Nice callback to the Davids.

Oh disguise the sniper in a golfbag. Nice idea, unfortunately this means Elliot gets to practice his driverswing. --- They always were illegal, and I do not like that we're going the "US government black-ops are morally right to do their shit" angle on this story. --- "Better or worse, we change together", good line. simple. 9.5/10 Oh right, Parker is a dangerous driver. (i dont like that form of humor) Oh no, we're going for extremely racist bearded middle-eastern terrorist because god forbid the terrorists be anything but an affirmation of Bush era bigotry and propaganda. --- Ok old pre-CDC lab. (the pigs from the cold open are definitly of the Guinnea variety. Expect them to be dead if we ever see them again) Oh, we're dealing with the Spanish Flu. Well this episode definitly didnt age badly with an entire generation of people having suffered Plague-based traumatic experiences in the inbetween. (im not blaming Leverage for not knowing the future im just worried how this episode ends up handling such a now-sensitive topic)

--- 150 million, thats a big number.

Bro-trust moment between Elliot and Hardison. Hardison is so going to steal the "creepy spy truck" isnt he? I will not be satisfied if this episode does NOT relieve the US Government of 1 creepy ass violation of civil liberties and gives us a new Lucille. --- his name is Ahmed, because it couldnt just be Jim or Jordan or anything, had to be the most stereotypically propaganda name for a terrorist ever.

--- Oh thank god its just a white guy using xenophobia as a distraction to hide his real identity. (thank fuck)

Trailer is a trap. --- Ok good, well explained use of the hacking powers. (like the little detail about "always a little power, its how electric locks work") Tiny note: Usually an SOS means you are about to die. (either way it would've worked here. cause Vance could've turned around to find you and abandoned the trailer.)

--- Parker has stopped the train, Subject has cuffed himself to his briefcase (as if handcuffs are gonna stop Parker.)

--- Wow, this nutter actually managed to shoot Elliot. She kept the diamond, (I get its meant to be foreshadowing, but there is no way Parker doesnt regularly carry glasscutting equipment on her anyway. Im fairly certain its one of the first tools we saw her use back in the Nigerian Job)

And Parker with the little torch-thingy. (she is definitly the next Nate) --- Were Elliots eyes always this blue? (also how overlit is this scene? He's got like, no pupil)

But yeah, somehow this guy has been the most dangerous person Elliot ever had to fight. Even the guy they had to blow a Looney-tunes style hole in the ground around with C4 didnt hurt Elliot this much.

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Ok on to adress the 2 concerns i mentioned with this episode: The plague thing was fine, everything was contained and the thing didnt explode. If anything the real pandemic made this episode age better by giving it an escapist value. The Islamic Terrorism as a fakeout was... insensitive. I didnt like it, felt bad but not as bad as it could have been.

[caffeinated-beverage]

I really enjoyed your headcanons your headcanons are awesome 👌 👏 👍 😍 💖

Can I request a CanLiet(Hws Canada x Hws Lithuania)headcanon 🏕🎁📙

You came back for another ask 🥺 thank you so much!!

🏕: At times, Matthew will take Tolvydas on a little camping trip with him. They go stargazing, roast some sausages/fish/beetles (and try not to let Tolvydas' pet wolf steal them, because YOU KNOW he will if you give him half a chance!), make s'mores, tell scary stories around the campfire (Matthew watching Tolvydas get excited and invested in the story as he tells one of the scariest horror stories he can think up at the moment), go hiking, watch the sunset, play some games together, have picnics (once again, they gotta make sure Tolys' pet wolf DOES NOT steal any!), snuggle in a hammock, go fishing, etc.

For winter camping, they pick a nice campground with plenty of hills, good to go sledding. They also get to walk around and/or skate on a frozen lake, go hiking in the snow, have warm food/drinks next to the campfire, have hot cocoa, ice fishing, bonfires, go to a natural hotspring, and ride snowmobiles.

For spring camping, they have picnics, visit a local farmer's market, do some mini golf, bonfires, hike though the beautiful blossom-trees, fly some kites, paddleboat, etc.

For summer camping, they throw water balloons at each other (as the pet wolf barks at the water balloons flying back and forth), shoot each other with waterguns (the pet wolf keeps trying to get in the middle of it, and gets splashed with the waterguns), tye-dye some shirts together, go swimming in the lake (Tolys decides to start a splash fight with Matt in the lake), bonfires, go kayaking, try some waterskiing, etc.

And for fall camping, they go apple picking, visit local fall faires/festivals, bonfires, carve some pumpkins, go to a corn maze, a hayride, horseback riding, go on a date in a pumpkin patch, play football, go hiking through the trees with the colorful leaves, have some local apple cider, have some caramel apples, and go to drive-in horror movies together.

🎁: For Tolvydas, they often give Matthew homemade candies, cookies, chocolates, cakes, and any other homemade goodies. They also give scented candles, some trinkets, a handwritten card with some cute drawings and pressed leaves/flowers/an extra trinket or two, some knitted socks/clothes/coaster/scarf, a pretty rock they found, some of their foraged mushrooms/berries, "friend"ship bracelet, cute little clay sculpture they made, worm on a string, "friend"ship pins, magnets, etc

For Matthew, he often gives Tolys......... A book he figured they would like, something he's seen them eyeballing when walking through stores/shopping districts/malls, a soft and/or fluffy jacket (fluffy, like that hair of theirs that Matt loves!), flowers (which, they tend to eat.. But, hey, better than them just sitting on the counter and dying!), a handwritten card with some cute drawings, pressed flowers, and a few extra trinkets, a plushy, a fidget, etc.

📙: Well, Tolvydas really loves classic literature, like... Alice in Wonderland, and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

For Matthew, he reads a lot of manga, such as....... Mob Psycho, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Attack on Titan, Naruto, Komi Can't Communicate, Demon Slayer, Spy x Family, Tokyo Mew Mew, Toilet-bound hanako kun, haikyu, one piece, etc.