#back* on my bullshit**

[spicyraeman]

Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir my beloved

[platoapproved]

This is what I want to be, which is why I cannot stand to look at him.

- The Story of Daniel the Devil's Minion, or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire

[magicratfingers]

What do vampires do for the holidays

[vintage-fuzz]

Honestly, viewing Ford & Fiddleford’s relationship from the perspective of a Gravity Falls citizen is kind of crazy because, it’s the early 80s & this elusive, out-of-towner scientist has been working & living by himself in a secluded woodland cabin for like 6 years & then, all of a sudden, this southern scientist guy joins him &, on occasion, they start showing up in town together, going to the carnival with one another & eating at the diner together amongst various other activities.

As the months pass, the cracks in their relationship begin to show, even to outsiders, all the while coinciding with even stranger occurrences than normal. Unexplained beams of light emanate from their shared cabin, gravity’s pull on the Earth lessens, causing people & objects to float in midair at random intervals & the scientists themselves seem visibly sleep-deprived, on-edge & paranoid.

This escalates to them having a very public & highly volatile argument at the local diner they frequent, in front of numerous other patrons. They’d see Ford storm off & curse Fiddleford under his breath, tossing a ring into the lake. They’d see Fiddleford’s desperation & fear, as he hopelessly urges Ford to accept the thesis (which, to them, just look like various non-specific papers) he painstakingly put together for him, pleading with him to abandon their project.

Then, with no warning, the southerner just disappears, only to reemerge years, if not decades later as a crazed recluse. The main scientist, however, he’s still showing up in town, but this time around he’s different somehow, he’s wild, unhinged & downright masochistic. He wreaks havoc on the townsfolk & upon himself as he harasses law enforcement, strips naked, eats live spiders, & even becomes an early adopter of the “tramp stamp” &, is overall, a general nuisance.

After causing a bit of chaos, he just straight up disappears for a few weeks until he announces that now he gives guided tours of his lab & has a mullet. Nearly all of this happens before the Society of the Blind Eye has properly formed too, so unless Fiddleford was just going on mass mind erasing sprees in his spare time, there’s no way people forgot about this, at least not immediately.

In conclusion, all of this just looks like an extremely messy breakup, which, is partially true, lmao.

[yooo-lets-go]

Tactical ghostposting

Soap’s simp folder

[feniverse-unfiltered]

[rohirriiim]

MCU COSTUME APPRECIATION Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff | Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

[jayrisingx]

MORE PLATONIC WARRIOR CAT DOODLES RAHHHHH rant under the cut as usual

their bond is so important to me it’s the one good thing canon has ever done. but canon is my playground so i’m adding onto it lololol

the head-canon that briarlight has gnarly upper body strength is so real and she for sure just tackles this twiggy little twink like it’s nothing just cause she finds it funny. she annoys the shit out of him every single day but he would literally die without the banter. if i remember right this is already sorta canon but she’s one of the few cats that just lets jay’s repulsive attitude bounce right off of them. she’s so unapologetically affectionate and open about how she feels. jayfeather is not LMFAOO so he’s just stuck with the absolute ray of sunshine that is slowly chipping away at this rough exterior. briar doesn’t want him to change. he’s insufferable and mean but that’s why she loves him so much. he’s honest and real in a way that she wants people to be with her, their attitude balance each other out in a way. while their relationship is platonic to me cause let jayfeather have friends, they argue like an old married couple and it’s SOOO funny. like it’s over the most ridiculous things and it’s so entertaining for the both of them and anyone watching. they’re my little sillies i’m crying

also i don’t wanna sound like i’m ripping on jaybriar shipping cause i’m not i swear. i just love exploring platonic and familial relationships in warriors cause i feel like they’re so neglected most of the time

[thebeefsteaktomato]

After 8 months (and a lot of procrastination) I finally finished this billy animation!!

[sadlittleowl]

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

oh dorlene, no one gets you like i do…

my official petition to make the girl, so confusing remix ft lorde the new dorlene anthem 💚

i wanted to make a whole mv but i don’t have the energy lmao

[faeriekit]

Bruce Wayne's Pokémon partner should be a really cheerful bouncy Gengar he found as a kid who's super annoying and pulls pranks and is kinda spooky at inopportune moments. Batman's Pokémon partner should be the scariest fucking apparition ever seen in Gotham, despite Gastly being an extremely prevalent Pokémon in the city, accompanied by Weezing and Trubbish.

The apparition and the Gengar should be the same Pokémon. And he should hand out lollipops to kids.

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 34 (Masterlist)

(Part 35)

@bruciemilf Bestie I’m juggling Bruce Wayne and Batman like a mid-tier clown <3

[memphyy]

[spectral-musette]

That scene where they definitely made out while on the lam in the Coruscant underlevels

[madforhoran]

Anyways...

You as a player are constantly asking Astarion for consent and he is giving it - the asking for a kiss dialogue option is: "Could I kiss you?"

I repeat, you are asking for consent and he is giving it.

And he's perfectly capable to rescind that consent - when you decide to go full squid. He refuses to kiss you.

Compared to Gale's asking for a kiss dialogue option, which is: "I want you to kiss me."

This is an entirely different thing and portrays their stories perfectly.

Astarion's is about agency, and having a chance to decide what he wants.

Gale's is about regaining his self-worth, and having someone to show him he's desired.