#bc dorcas and barty are

[childsaturn]

Barty crouch Jr is a little stick man,,, he has no muscle and physically couldn't hurt a fly

[likeprongstostars]

every day thinking abt them and what they could have been... but they are dead

+ attempt as some decent background but ive been too lazy to draw backgrounds lately

[barty-whore-jr]

barty trying to take his sweater off but halfway off it gets caught on a piercing so he’s struggling, dorcas and pandora are trying to help him. regulus is just staring at barty’s exposed back dimples and he’s so pissed bc he normally would find the situation amusing but all he can think about is how badly he wants to reach out and touch them

[dreamer0903]

James: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Regulus: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

James , getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

(now imagine Sirius, Remus, Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas all coming out of the bushes they were hiding in, congratulating them, and Regulus scowling bc he didn't understand the proposal at first and now they are all making fun of him for it)

[otrtbs]

there's a thing in the summer evening, when the sun goes down and the moon is high and full in the sky, cooling everything off just slightly, where the surrounding neighborhood kids come out and play baseball in a makeshift baseball field and everyone gets really into it. like, really into it. they have to bring their own battery operated lights for the field, they have bets running on the different teams playing (a few dollars, baseball cards, packs of gum, coins, stickers, yo-yo's, single cigarettes (how'd those get in there?) sunglasses, watches, candy, you name it).

and no adults allowed. not that they encroach on the fun, but the first game starts at one in the morning so who's got the time?

and since sirius left to live with james, regulus is shut up in the house and has to hear about the great baseball extravaganza from barty in a "your brother is on the james potter all-star team i've got $50 in the pool, we have to go to the tournament" kinda way. and regulus is like "my mother would actually kill me and explicitly forbids it but i'll think about it."

but barty shows up just after midnight on game day and starts throwing rocks at regulus' window to get him to come out except he runs out of small rocks and moves to bigger ones and gets impatient and throws the big rocks harder and then oops, one went right through a window, except this house isn't regulus' house. regulus' house is two doors down, it's just hard to see in the dark. so barty moves two doors down and finds some smaller rocks and starts over again until regulus comes out. scowling, but he's out.

and they start the long walk to the makeshift baseball field and it's hot and the air is sticky and sweet with honeysuckles. and barty and regulus talk. and barty buys regulus boiled peanuts and crackerjack from a kid's makeshift concession stand and they sit in the makeshift bleachers side by side with their knees knocking together. and barty manages to make sly remarks that make regulus laugh. and regulus makes last minute bets and watches the game, and starts getting into it, and barty smiles at the way he's on the edge of his seat, brows furrowed in concentration. barty thinks he even sees regulus clap once, and it's fun watching regulus, more fun than watching the game, even.

so fun that barty says he'll get regulus the next night to watch the next two teams play. regulus agrees, and they make this a routine and barty thinks, finally.

but then it's james' team that's up next and james walks up to the plate and does a trick with his baseball bat with a grin so-wide and a wink, and regulus' eyes are as wide a saucers for a brief second before he catches himself but it doesn't matter. barty's seen it, and knows instantly he's made a mistake. he's signed himself up for a summer of looking at regulus look at james. and he's doomed.

[doof-bleibt-doof]

Can we please stop hating on other peoples headcanons? It is so goddamn annoying. Why cant we decide as a community, as a fandom, that we just ignore smth, accept it and move on when we see a ship or headcanon we dont support? Where did "Dont like it dont read it" go?

We're all gay here (in some sort of way). We're all obsessed, but that doesnt give any of us reason to be so hateful.

For example: I don't ship prongsfoot, simply bc to me they are brothers by soul and it feels more like incest. But maybe thats projecting me and my friend/brother with which i have the same relationship onto them. Who knows. It doesnt matter in the end. I dont insult anyone who does ship it. I can see where the idea comes from.

There is an audience for anything. You will probably find an audience for your preferred ship, as weird as it is. And Jily has a very great fanbase. (<- This went to all the jegulus haters & jily fans) Trust me, you will find people liking your stuff as long as it isnt an illegal relationship (e.g. pedophilia or incest). And sadly theres even an audience for that.

So just stay quiet and chill out, dude. (<- neutral)

[realhumanithink]

I love my best friend sm. Bro just spent an hour chatting with me cuz I couldn't sleep and he's got a shit sleep schedule anw. He's literally the pandora to my regulus, the barty to my dorcas, the remus to my lily, the marlene to my sirius (all platonic btw). Literally he's the only one I trust

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Dorcas: How do I look?

Marlene: Tu eres magnífica.

Dorcas:

James: Mals, that spanish

Marlene, blushing: Du bist großartig

Peter: German, not even close.

Marlene: Fuck off!

James: and we are back to english!

Dorcas: Wait, how many languages you know?

Marlene: four, english, german, spanish and tagalog.

Dorcas: oh [starts mentally preparing the wedding venue]

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Marauders Era characters as Arctic Monkeys songs

-a masterlist nobody asked for!

Sirius Black -Arabella

Remus Lupin- Mardy Bum

James Potter- Snap out of it

Peter Pettigrew- Teddy Picker

Lily Evans- A certain Romance

Marlene McKinnon- Fluorescent Adolescent

Mary Mcdonald- I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor

Dorcas Meadowes- Stop the World I wanna Get Off With You

Regulus Black- Nettles

Barty Crouch Jr- This House is a Circus

Evan Rosier- Balaclava

Pandora Lovegood/ Rosier- Love is a Lazerquest

[all-too-unwell-13]

what i think marauders characters would think about taylor swift

(part 2 - includes the emeralds/slytherin skittles + emmeline vance, emma vanity, & amelia bones)

the emeralds:

regulus - he'd love taylor swift!! regulus' favourite albums would be ttpd, midnights & red tv. i don't make the rules (yes i do) 🤷‍♀️ his favourite songs from each album would be 'loml,' 'question...?' and 'treacherous' (which he'd never admit, but it's true)

barty - i can see barty saying he hates taylor just to piss of reg, but if 'king of my heart' came on, he'd vibe and def wouldn't turn it off (he associates it with evan 👀) (wanna unpack why that is, barty?)

evan - loves her. period. his fav album is reputation and his favourite songs are 'gorgeous,' 'don't blame me' & 'delicate' !! (he associates them with barty 😙😙)

pandora - her number one song on spotify wrapped EVERY YEAR, without fail, is 'i hate it here' by taylor. second top song is 'never grow up (taylor's version)'. she's a speak now tv girl!!

dorcas - also pretends to hate taylor, but 'the man' by taylor is on almost all of her "favourite song" playlists so 😋😋 she's a lover girl at heart, but she tells pandora (she's the only one who knows she likes taylor) that her favourite is evermore

the others <3 (what is their group name?):

emmeline vance - genuinely doesn't listen to taylor swift much, but would never hate on her or say anything against her. she just doesn't know much of her music or much about her, so she doesn't judge 🤷‍♀️ will listen to fearless tv with mary if asked though!!

emma vanity - she's a huge swiftie and she's LOUD about it. everyone knows she loves taylor; her favourite album is lover & fav song is 'cruel summer' (emma liked it before it blew up, and she makes sure to add that whenever she tells someone)!! emma is alsooo a huge red tv girl, but more the lover girl side of red, yk?? like she LOVES 'begin again,' 'run,' as well as 'forever winter'

amelia bones - her and emma bond at first bc of their love for taylor and just music in general !! amelia doesn't seem like it, but she's an evermore and, strangely enough, debut type of person. her favourite all-time taylor song is 'a place in this world' !! a close second for her is 'dorothea'

[moodymooon]

marauders olmypics au but regulus is a figure skater n james a hockey player during winter olympics but effie/fleamont is regs coach and james sees reg once and melts completely and ALSO WOLFSTAR OLYMPICS REMUS IS A COMMENTATOR AND AND DORLENE AND ROSIER TWINS IN TENNIS DUO MATCHES AND ALSO LILY EVANS AND AND OH MYS GODD SOMEONE STOP ME PLS

[oneluckygoose]

(I’m actually so late to the trend but I’m curious Ig, I also genuinely can’t tell)

[barty-whore-jr]

james walking backwards to look at regulus better while he flirts with him

the slytherins walking behind regulus. dorcas and pandora each holding barty’s hand to keep him back.

evan’s instigating heavyyy; poor regulus hasn’t eaten all day, james. what are you gonna do about that?

but nobody warns him about the puddle he’s about to fall into

regulus is the one who walked him right into it

[calc1fers]

fic ideas i have but don't have time to write rn:

jegulus how to train your dragon au

regulus is hiccup he's just a little guy (until the 2nd arc when he gets lowk buff and intimidating)

i will not expand on this one for now apart from that euphemia potter is that one milf from httyd 2. thank you

dorlene amnesia fic

set about 5 years after hogwarts (NO VOLDY bc he sucks)

marlene gets temporary amnesia from a curse and dorcas is a healer

enemies to lovers. they're beefing but also pining ok

dorlene magic apocalypse au

voldemort finds a way to drain magic and leave the wizarding world as muggles

marlene becomes a death eater against her will (IT SOUNDS WEIRD BUT IT MAKES SENSE WITH CONTEXT)

lots of chaos, magical theory, gangs, crime and coming of age??

been thinking about this one the longest tbh

rosekiller teotfw au

barty & evan meet in detention and things kind of spiral from there

they're both troubled, emotionally constipated and lowkey homicidal so it's gonna be a bit of a wild ride!!

already have the first chapter written

[otrtbs]

yes yes slytherin barty yes but i do live and love and die for ravenclaw bcj

[doof-bleibt-doof]

falling asleep while having an imaginary rosekiller cartoon playing in my head