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Sword of Summer gang ✌️
#my art#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#mcga#magnus chase#blitzen mcga#hearthstone mcga#samirah al abbas#blitzstone#because they are dating i said so#messing with their colors and i love them#*points* my sillies#didn’t draw alex cuz she didn’t fit on the page + sos squad yk
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot
#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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THE TWINS!
#the marauders#marauders era#harry potter#marauders fanart#evan rosier#pandora lovegood#pandora rosier#trans fem pandora#because i said so#getting ready for a double date#with barty#and lily#it will go down terribly#but at least they will look good
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cooper howard & lucy maclean + the definite contrasts, the striking similarities (aka ghoulcy foreshadowing)
#vaultghoul#ghoulcy#falloutedit#fallout series#fallout prime#lucy maclean#cooper howard#the ghoul#cooper x lucy#lucy x cooper#fallout tv#what a bitchshow to color#anywaysss i hope this makes sense because in my head it does!#the 🎵 ones are about the background lyrics from those very moments btw!#it looks similar to my the ghoul/cooper + dating business post intentionally (and not because i'm lazy af surely not)#i said i'm gonna make part ii so here we are#*ready for s2 and for cooper to eat lucy raw straight off the bone*#and if not... dogmeat should trap her people the 101 dalmatians way because they are a bit dumb#😌😌😌 just saying#shitty things i do for love
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My hand hurts so fucking bad
#duncan sleeps in his guyliner and its a mess everytime#that being said#i did just remind myself to take off my eyeliner before i sleep because of this#anyways gwens taking the photo#i gave trent a camo monster shirt and a zebra print shirt#he deserves some stupid emo swag#duncan has#so many bracelets#you can track how long him and trent have been dating by how many of duncans bracelets trent has#total drama#jester draws#fanart#duncan total drama#duncan td#trent total drama#trent td#total drama duncan#total drama trent#duntrent#truncan#ugh emos#emo#2000s style
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i love how illumi and hisoka are freak by nature x freak by act. like hisoka could 100% be a normal person if he chose to be one day but illumi couldn't act normal even if he tried
Hisoka is the guy that makes a conscious effort for people to perceive him as a disgusting freak every single day but Illumi doesnt even have to try. he just is. he exists and people are weirded the fuck out by him. Even hisoka agrees too like 😭😭😭😭
#like hisoka in greed island was the definition of. what if he was a normal guy.#all he ever did was lie and play dating sims and maybe 1 volleyball game. he even said shit like teamwork makes the dreamwork#even gon was like wtf hisoka is so ooc right now HFHDXJHHSJGHS#meanwhile illumis normal is just. nonexistent. because hes not normal.#that time he went “theyll realize how different are worlds are” oh yeah.#also to be called fucked up by hisoka? illumi won the fucked up hxh bitch title i fear.#hisoillu#hisoka x illumi#illumi#illumi zoldyck#hisoka#hisoka morow#hxh#hunter x hunter#my post
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Evan, coming out of closet: I don't like ... women.
Barty, mouth agape: ...
Barty: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!
#taking place approximately 23 minutes before they started dating#because i said so#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#slytherin skittles#marauders incorrect quotes#rosekiller#evan rosier#evan x barty#barty x evan#evan and barty#barty and evan#barty crouch junior#barty crouch jr#bartemius crouch junior#bartemius crouch jr#rosier family#rosier
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No Five, you're 64
#I immediately clocked this as soon as he said it#because it's December in S4 so even with all the small and specific date calculations in previous seasons he would be 64 not 63 right?#someone please prove me wrong if I am!#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#number five#five hargreeves#tua s4#tua spoilers#tua s4 spoilers
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Day 4- First Date
I didn’t had any cute or beautiful idea, so it’s a first date in really normal places
#my art#myartstyle#art#digital art#mk1#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat1#mortal kombat fanart#johnny cage#kenshi takahashi#johnny cage mk1#mk1 kenshi#johnny cage fanart#kenshi takahashi fanart#johnshi#johnny x kenshi#johnshiweek2024#very normal date in very normal places#Kenshi secretly loves Johnny movies#because I said so
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double milkshake date :)
bonus doodle im too tired to finish :
#i gave up on the lineart two panels in lmao#hc that huntlow tagged along the lumity milkshake date because i said so#the owl house#toh#toh fanart#toh comic#huntlow#hunter noceda#willow park#luz noceda#amity blight#gus porter#hexsquad#s0up1tart
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“lucifer is sadistic and mean!! he’s so serious and scary!!”
meanwhile,
he’s just a silly man who wishes for a domestic life with his partner and dog <3
#i love silly and soft lucifer#he’s not this serious guy everyone makes him out to be i mean he conducted a necromantic ritual#TO GET HIS DOG BACK#and then introduces said dog to you because you’re important to him <33#which mirrors the way in which lucifer becomes more open to mc after they become close to his brothers!!#he just wants his favorite people to get along#this devilgram is one of the most precious things i’ve ever seen#family is so important to him!! and it really shone through in this devilgram <33#and i love incorperating that into my writing as well <3#gahhh stories that portray lucifer like this (in-game or fan-made) make me so so happy#gently holds him in my hands and shuts up before i ramble on for too long#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#obey me swd#lucifer obey me
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are we confessing? *whispering* i fell in love with your art via The Attic AU and may have saved a bunch of it when people got weird. hope that's not too weird. idk if people are still weird about it. anyway your whump is phenomenal.
eh, occasionally people are still weird about it, but! on the whole, most of the people (and anons) interacting with me have been kind & reasonable <: )
it's honestly something i think i got very lucky with; i've had some pretty sweet followers over the years. it's very humbling, and something i don't mean to take for granted.
,,, also as a bonus for u - floyd hasn't escaped similar treatment
#sandflakedrew#joey babbles#ballroomnotoriety#you can date the art because hickory has lighter fur here#coughs. anyways#i did/said this when my darling woke up screaming one time#and they told me it was comforting#so i'm keepin it#//as a side note#known attic au artist having a weak spot for the troll who's trapped in a small space and distilled down to their use for their captor?#no parallels i'm sure!#flickory
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fem!Shuro from that one panel
#dungeon meshi#shuro#nakamoto toshiro#toshiro nakamoto#shuro dungeon meshi#laishuro#implied anyways#Sam’s doodles of the day#I like to think Fem!Shuro is talking to the other girls about how Laios keeps ‘complimenting’ her when she’s training or using her sword#Or she’s a bit upset because Laios said something close to ‘I need you!’ And while she’s fawning he adds ‘and so does the party!’#Queue her heart shattering bc she didn’t wanna hear the last part#and is complaining to the other girls about how Laios is giving her mixed signals#or just plain and simple Laios compliments her to no end and she’s been waiting for those compliments to turn into a confession#(In my mind Shuro only has romance novels as dating reference lolololol)#Also thank u to my wife for helping with the kanji that makes for fem!shuro’s name#Kiyomine nakamoto#and rather than a mistake she thinks Laios calls her ‘Inne’ as a cute nickname like couples would do#anyways she’s hopelessly in love
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I saw a post once talking about a bingqiu scott pilgrim au where LBH had to fight all of SQQ's suitors, which is a cool concept and all, but have you considered the comedic potential and insanity of a bingyuan Scott pilgrim au where SY has to defeat LITERALLY HUNDREDS of bingge's exes??
#just put him through the ringer!#make it even more baffling where shen yuan just thinks he started dating this really cool and mysterious guy in the modern world#but then oop! all these magical evil exes start appearing through portals super angry that binghe abandoned them for his shizun world hunt#now i know what you might be thinking#how does a hermit like shen yuan beat all these wives?#its because he's in the unexplainable world of scott pilgrim battle rules of course!#so its a mixture of outsmarting them in dumb ways and video game logic powers#so then its binghes turn to be baffled#“... i thought you said cultivation and magic doesnt exist in your world?”#“it doesnt.”#“you just punched that woman so hard she exploded into coins...”#svsss#scum villains self saving system#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#bingyuan#shen yuan#luo bingge
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Now Presenting: Evangeline Shaw (Angel) (She/They)
#salivates#she's so pretty#something about black fems and died hair#I projected onto them by making them black#but I still live by my thought that David and Asher are dating each others counterparts#so other than her being the opposite complexion of Asher#they carry the same vibe#the only thing Asher has quote on quote over them is the heterochromia#but as I have said before THEY ARE BASICALLY THE SAME#YOU ARENT SLICK#DAVID SHAW#anyway#I wuv them#rawr#Angel and Babe black besties#nods#take a shot everytime i make a listener blsck cause I resonate with them#there's a lot#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted fanart#redacted angel#btw I named her Evangeline because I thought it was pretty#but I think it's funny that it's eerily close to#evangelical angels#it was not intentional#I think
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The tripe cone cup squad! They poly.
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#triple cone cup#prune juice cookie#capsaicin cookie#kouign amann cookie#polychampions#they are all dating because I said so!#and so did like 70% of the fandom#prune x kouign x capsaicin#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#wow why did devsis let you have TWO boyfriends Kouign??#shitpost#?#my stuff
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