#but in the best way possible

[chasingthestarss]

My sister just said “and there is this fanfiction about Cho Chang like how the hell did they make a fanfic about her when there is hardly any sorce material”

And I just sat in marauders themed silence

[it-wasntaphase]

“that’s so us”

“phil called his mum who’s a nurse”

“dan facetimed me with an hour long presentation on what we needed to do in elden ring”

dan calling phil anytime he’s in a taxi just to chat???

phil asking dan to facetime as soon as he wakes up???

dan asking phil how he should get his nails done???

THEIR MADE UP LANGUAGE??? THE INSIDE JOKES???

ACTUALLY SHUT THE HELL UP IM TIRED

[exactlymaximumgarden]

in my head schlatt is such a girl dad?? like omg imagine him playing barbies with her!!

i've seen so much girl dad!schlatt and it makes my heart melt every time <33 (fem reader/use of "mama")

thinking about you coming home after a long day out, maybe it was for errands or just some you time, whatever. as soon as you walk in the door, you can hear distant voices and laughter, ones that clearly belong to schlatt and your daughter. his gruff voice enthusiastically echoes out, "yeahhh, get him, baby!"

upon further inspection, once you actually reach where their voices are coming from, you see schlatt and your daughter on the floor of your living room. schlatt holds a ken doll in his hand, his arms slightly extended as he braces his knuckles for the impact of your daughter repeatedly whacking the barbie doll in her own hands against the ken. very violently, actually. "that'll show him!"

however, upon your entrance, your daughter ceases all action and grins up at you. "hi, mama!"

"hey, sweetheart," you reply with a grin, crouching down to join the pair. "whatcha doin'?"

"hey, toots," schlatt sweetly greets. "we're jus' playin' barbies. i'm teachin' her what to do in case someone tries to mess with her. c'mon, baby. show your mama!"

"i just beat 'em up. like this!" as if on cue, your daughter instantly begins wielding her barbie doll, smacking the ken doll in schlatt's hands. this naturally elicits a laugh from both you and schlatt.

"i see your dad's taught you well." you shoot your husband a knowing grin. "what else is on the agenda?"

"we're gonna have a tea party if you wanna join."

"pleeeeease?"

you feign deep contemplation before a smile crosses your lips. "absolutely."

[starlight-bread-blog]

[natisnothere]

Spam boop me we can all have the badges 🎉

[sbd-laytall]

Kurt is just having the worst time in this mini-series, 😂.

Nightcrawler (1985) #3

[oliverreedmasterass]

Y'know after seeing all the recent footage of Jake, I'm starting to suspect that he might not be the Shy Boy ™️ he claims to be

[tommytomatoe]

say what you want but im a firm believer that cutie x porter is the BEST rare pair in the redacted fandom. fight me, i can support this thesis.

[nocreativityfornames]

More detailed:

Zombie Apocalypse AU: self explanatory, it's the end of the world, the brothers are humans and not actually related ( apart from the twins and Lucifer and Satan maybe ) and they just come together with MC as a group to survive together. Bonus points if some of them die throughout the event. Yeah, that's right, I want that ANGST. ( Solmare will never give it to us though... )

MC gets sick and the brothers have to take care of them: already talked about this in this post :3

Lucifer is out for the weekend, chaos ensues in the house: classic movie trope, the dad leaves and everyone's excited to do whatever the fuck they want and throw a massive party in the house, only for the parent to send a text saying they're coming back earlier than expected. CHAOS.

The bros become humans for a few days/a week: they're hit with some spell, idk, but become a human for a limited amount of time and have to learn what it's like to live as a human. ( I CRAVE for this to have a scene where Satan gets a paper cut and is just blown away because wtf, HUMANS ARE THAT FRAGILE?!?! ) They're all grow a massive respect for MC at the end, because how the fuck do you live like this??

MC becomes an actual sheep: could be another animal too, but I chose sheep because you know, MC is represented by a sheep. It'd just be a cute scenario, and funny too. Give it to me!

Satan & MC bring a cat home and attempt to hide it from the others: idk, could be satan or mc that finds a hurt street kitten, so they bring it home with them and immediately text the other like: "HELP, EMERGENCY SITUATION, CAT INVOLVED!!"

They keep the kitten in one of their rooms and hide it from the others, but slowly, one by one the brothers start finding out about it, and OH BOY DO THEY GET ATTACHED.

The last one who finds out is Lucifer, obviously, but at that point everyone has already grown heart eyes for the tiny thing, and he can't say no to keeping it because all his 6 little brothers + MC are pleading him to let the cat stay and his heart can't take it. WE ADOPT A CAT, FINALLY!

( this one is just what I have as canon for my mc, honestly XD )

[anxious-witch]

i think what they're trying to do is make it bounce off Nace's forehead and then fall into Kiki's mouth, so i guess the hair thing is to get it off his forehead and the not looking thing is so that it doesn't hit him in the eye!

Anon, this is both the funniest and most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Idiots. I love them

[falling-raine]

hear me out... welcome to nightvale would play in the distortions corridors...

[tightjeansjavi]

@chronically-ghosted expressed her love for my Joel x Dieter x reader one-shot called “‘Atta Girl”

so, naturally, I have to write a part 2 🥵

a little Joel x Dieter action while the reader is out with friends!

Joel wants to try a bit of wax play..and Dieter suggests that they film it so that the reader has something to watch when she gets home <3

[yourlocaltreesimp]

I had a little question: How do you get started on tumblr?

I like writing fanfic and stuff for some fandoms and i really do enjoy it but ive found it very hard to make it visible to audiences or have anyone see it

you have a lot of followers including myself and amazing fics so i was just wondering is all, no pressure to answer!!!

thanks!

I was not expecting this /pos

wow! Well, let me see how I can help you out!

So first i’d recommend posting regularly. I’ve noticed that if i go a whole without posting, not a lot of people will see it, whereas if you’re posting once or twice a day (or even every few days) i found more people see my stuff.

Write about what you want to write about! If an ask or comment makes you feel uncomfortable, delete it. It’s not worth the trouble worrying over.

Aside from that I can only recommend taking breaks as often as you need to enjoy life and not be burned out.

I wish you luck on your writing journey! It’s a tough road to stay on some times but boy is it beautiful.

Thank you so so much for the compliment, now i’m going to go freak out in a corner because this is the height of my writing career

[inkspottie]

I just realised that if it wasn't for Lopee, Takahide would probably either have went fucking nuts and broke out on his own, or stayed in the tube and died when they'll make the facility explode.. So hey guys, let's say thank you to Mr. Lopee, if it wasn't for him we wouldn't have had the best gays

Hahaha everyone all chime in and say, “Thank you Mr. Lopee.”

Even tho he’s going to be a menace alongside of the crystal

[a-smoll-dragon]

QSMP kidnappings

THEY HAVE A PROBLEM

have you noticed just how much kidnapping there is in QSMP?

here is the list:

1.Forgot how many but all the frozen ppl

2.the worker BBH kidnaped

3.Fred

4.Quackity

5.evryone on purgatory

6.a code monster aperently

7.all of the eggs. More than once

8:trapping phill in a fucking birdhouse

9. team bolas kidnapped tina

conclusion: kidnapping is good ,as long as its for plot

[butterflies-anonymous]

Finally some good fucking television