“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????
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ok au where after becoming archivist jon starts getting into the habit of making vent tiktoks in his car after work because tim showed him how and at first he was like “this is stupid” but then it genuinely started helping him decompress so he just kept doing it in secret. and he eventually he gains a minor following who are becoming increasingly concerned because it goes from “the most INSUFFERABLE statement giver came in today” to “i got fucking KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!!”
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DPxDC Idea
Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff
He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)
Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app
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The urge to learn every language and play every instrument and travel the world and live through every historical time period and be a writer and a poet and an actor and
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“why does charles sit on the desk when there are clearly other chairs in the office—”
because he’s bisexual that’s why
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Crack idea: Jason Todd gets all dressed up one day for smth and styles his hair and everything. Immediately gets mistaken for Bruce.
He cries in the bathroom for an hour
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Absolutely FUCKED that a show that literally JUST came out is in danger of being cancelled bc people didn’t immediately go watch it. The current landscape of streaming television is FUCKED.
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if i had a penny for every time netflix canceled yet another amazing show because it didn’t blow up into a worldwide phenomenon just to make another amazing show that they’ll drop after one season because it also didn’t blow up into a worldwide phenomenon until they eventually run the service into the ground, i’d have like 45 pennies by now
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CRYSTAL PALACE SURNAME-VON HOVERKRAFT
when the ground moves and the bird cries stop looking without and look within
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robert sean leanord is so funny to me bc he gives the most homoerotic, loving, poignant performance of his life with his male costar and everyone agrees it was the gayest thing in cinema history. and meanwhile hes just in the background like. 'it wasn't gay. :/. idk why everyone thinks that. straightest performance of my life wdym :/.' this has happened twice.
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