#can suck my dick

[freshpickle]

can i be real for a second? i really fucking hate the concept and execution of april fools

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I made a meme do you leik it :)

[yourfeelsaremywinions]

Find someone who treats losing you the way the people on twitter treat ao3 going down for half an hour

Find someone who makes all those feral replies to the ao3 status account look sane compared to the madness they feel for you

[lonelylesbian2]

Why is it so cold I just want my warm blanky time 😭😭

[tofu-bento-box]

i hate comorbidities my body explodes in eight different directions and then shouts go white boy go

[alphie-in-the-sky]

[mrs-monaghan]

Interesting. So you delete anons that have different opinions from you 🤔

I only delete insecure Jikookers coz I can't stand them. I would go as far as to say I LOATH them. In fact. And I also delete Taekookers aka the vermin. But I would take a Tkkr anyday over an insecure Jkkr. Atleast with the vermin they have an agenda. They want V and JK together so I get their agenda. I mean it makes no sense but i understand where they're coming from. But Insecure Jkkrs???? Tf are u doing?? Pick a side or move along bitch.

[owohoho]

I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.

THE FAMILY GUY DEATH POSE ISN'T FROM FAMILY GUY

IT'S BASED ON LOONEY TOONS.

LIKE, THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL JOKE.

BUT NOW I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE ORIGINAL IMAGES OF BUGS IN THAT COLLAPSED POSE.

BECAUSE IT'S ALL FAMILY GUY DEATH POSE.

THIS IS LOONEY TOONS ERASURE

[zerochars]

I just almost cut my amazing hair but then I realised NO.

THAT'S THE PATRIARCHY TALKING.

I'M GONNA BE A BOY WITH LONG HAIR AND I'M NOT GONNA CARE ABOUT WHO IT OFFENDS BECAUSE IT'S MY BODY AND MY HAIR AND I LIKE MY HAIR.

FUCK THE PATRIARCHY, FUCK MISOGYNY, AND FUCK THE PEOPLE PICKING ON ME(A LITERAL CHILD[15]) FOR HAVING LONG HAIR

I'M NOT GONNA CUT IT, AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER

💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️

[amor-est-potestas]

Why is the YouTube Shorts algorithm so desperate to make me watch right wing conspiracy content

If I wanted to hear some bullshit about how estrogen can't melt steel penises and Bush did gender reassignment surgery I could just go to the local pub

[comics-centalx]

HELL YEAH! RED HOOD CULT LETS GOOOOOO

[misstermirkwood]

all these damn betting apps…

get a bookie and live in fear like god intended

[gbirrd]

the only good part of Gotham War was that Dick got to beat up his dad

[job-ross-the-second]

Can someone pls explain to me why my fyp is suddenly filled with fucking transphobes like I don't interact with them I even skip them most of the time like bro no I want to watch trans people being happy and talking about their experiences as being part of the transgender community not whatever the fuck this shit is someone help

[shreksniceboulder]

"Apologize," Tairn demands, his voice low and sharp

"I'm sorry!" Varrish's voice breaks

"Apologize to the one Andarna deemed worthy of her bond."

......

"On your knees"

JAW? DROPPED. MIND? BLOWN. TRAJECTORY OF LIFE? CHANGED.