#cops 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[honeyoats]

silly behavior

[catgrandpa]

Gotham has always been weird, so when the groundskeeper at the cemetery noticed the Wayne kid’s plot was disturbed, he just chalked it up to more of the same ol’. Alright, so ‘disturbed’ may be a tad too light of a word, but what’s an empty grave in the grand scheme of Gotham? God knows in a city like this one, they could use all the burial room they could get. He figured he’d just jot it down on the website and hope nobody noticed for a while.

Too bad he didn’t account for the 13 year old boy in Bristol who periodically checks the cemetery’s website when he’s feeling particularly lonely.

Plot Removed.

Tim Drake stared at the two words under the heading for Jason Todd’s plot number. Removed? What do they mean ‘removed’? They can’t just remove a plot? That’s a person down there! That’s Robin down there! You can’t Remove Robin!

Calm down. Deep breaths. Assess the situation.

Robin has been dead for 5 months and 14 days. There is no reason for a grave to be removed that early, especially one of a member of such an affluential family. Chances are likely it’s a simple clerical issue. He can call first thing in the morning and make them aware of the mistake. He can have it all fixed in 5 hours.

Just a phone call.

In 5 hours.

…

Tim hates talking on the phone almost as much as he hates waiting.

Well it won’t be the first time he’s snuck out to head to Gotham proper at 1am. It can’t even really be considered sneaking out if there’s no one home to catch you.

Buses stop running at 2, so he layers a couple sweaters under his coat and grabs his best running sneakers so he can comfortably make the trek back.

Just a quick trip to settle his nerves. Maybe get a few shots in if he spots Batman, but really he just wants to see with his own two eyes that things are okay and Jason can rest.

It’s 1:37 by the time he gets to the headstone reading ‘Here Lies Jason Todd’ and the gaping, muddy pit in front of it.

This- This doesn’t make any sense. This is not removal. This is destruction. Desecration. Somebody did this. Somebody-

Assess the situation.

A hole in the ground, approximately 1.5 feet in diameter.

Mud and grass flung outward but with little force.

Large chunks of earth turned over and shoved away.

No signs of tool marks or clean lines of entry into the dirt.

Dragging claw marks.

Staggering, shuffled pairs of foot prints in the mud.

A trail of dirt.

Something… Something large clawed its way out of the ground here. Something large and bipedal and- and humanoid.

Tim refuses to jump to any conclusions he can see all the facts laid in front of him. He’s going to cautiously follow the trail and simply hope to any god listening that he isn’t the world’s first line of defense against the zombie apocalypse.

He’s been walking for 23 minutes and there’s good news and undecided news. Good news: he’s closing in on the target and the trail isn’t taking him out of the way so his trip home won’t be prolonged. Undecided news: The potential Zombie Robin is heading directly for Wayne Manor.

As zombie apocalypse news, this is very bad. From Tim’s collected observational evidence, his not-so-professional opinion is that Batman, faced with a horror movie level zombie of his dead son, would not respond well, and would likely not fight back.

In Batman and Robin news? Tim’s unsure. If Jason is simply back? What could that mean for them? Batman can have his Robin. He wouldn’t have to continue nearly killing others and himself every night in his grief. Jason could-

No. Stop. Do not jump to conclusions.

Hope only brings heartbreak.

What would Batman do? Get close and see if the target is a threat.

Target is male. Mid-teens. Dark hair. Pale skin. Leaning against surfaces as he walks. Appears injured and disoriented.

Minimal risk assessed. Approaching and attempting contact.

Target identity confirmed: Jason Todd.

“J-Jason?” It comes out as a croaked whisper. Jason shows no sign of acknowledgment.

Tim clears his throat, steps right in front of his path, and tries again.

“Jason. Jason, stop I want to help you.” Still nothing.

“Please, Jason. I can help, I promise I can help!”

Why isn’t this working?! Why can’t he just do something right for once?! He wants this to work, he wants to help Bruce, he wants to fix Batman, he wants to not be alone, he wants-

“Robin!”

Robin jerks to a stop.

Tim reached out his hand.

“Robin. Robin please, I’m sorry you’re going through this, it’s really scary, I’m really scared. But I just want to help you. Help you find Batman. Help you get home.”

Jason just stares at him. Of course he does. Of course it’s not going to work. Why did he even bother hoping he could help?

Hope only brings heartbreak.

His sight blurs as his eyes fill with tears and he starts to lower his outstretched hand.

His arm is slowed as a cold hand weakly grasps his own.

“Don’t… scared… Bat… help… Dad… help.”

A relieved sob tears out from Tim’s chest and he gathers himself together. He yanks his extra sweater off and gently pulls it over Jason’s cold shoulders. Jason lets Tim drag his arm over his shoulders to try and carry some of his weight.

“Okay, Robin. Yeah. Your dad will help us.”

Batman will solve everything once Tim gets Robin home.

[ash-and-starlight]

they're inventing a new sport called extreme acrobatics to defend a white woman and tumblr just won gold and set a new olympic record!!!1!11 🥇congrats!

[srdcovka]

lee tang fullfiling his personal goals and gaining confidence after becoming a professional murderer is so funny

[batcavescolony]

Batman: Hush #5

Sir, You have like 3 kids (at this time) and 6 other allies (not counting future ones) when are you alone? Alfred since day one, Dick came a year into Batman, what's with this stupid 'I'm alone' shit?

[sukibenders]

At first, when I saw Rhaenyra and Mysaria kiss, I was like "Huh, so the HOTD showrunners aren't afraid to have a wlw ship happen on screen apparently." Then I thought "So they could've done something with Laenyra as well then?" But then found out, not surprisingly because actors be doing the good work more than the showrunners sometimes, that it was Emma D'Arcy (legend) who petitioned for that to be added and it all made sense. Love them for that.

[61below]

I’ll never understand how the Castle Doctrine ‘hurrr this house is protected by guns’ ‘we shoot first ask questions later’ anti-trespasser crowd somehow ‘doesn’t understand’ why abortion rights matter so much.

Even if that pregnancy was wanted. Even if that fetus was invited. The minute that a person says ‘no, actually, you need to leave my body’ then they need to go. Regardless of whether someone believes life begins at conception.

Trespassers will not be tolerated.

[chirpsythismorning]

Idc what anyone says I’m scared of this man…

[suncaptor]

I think calling Feferi going to attack Eridan like that self-defense because he assaulted Sollux IS a bit of a stretch, considering, like, Sollux VERY much did, like, agree to duel him. Understandable revenge? The most logical thing she could think of because she took his whole "side to Jack" thing seriously? Not worth being murdered as a 13 year old over? All true. But self-defense. definitely perhaps a stretch! he did not go to attack her until she was coming at him with a weapon!

[medievaltemptress]

I’m my dads worst nightmare but that also brings me a weird sort of peace bc he’s the literal worst person I’ve met lol

[fallow-grove]

You realize your logic is the same used by bootleggers to justify cops murdering people, right?

this is a false equivalence, one whose wording both positions its claim as unquestionably true without a shred of evidence and simultaneously attempts to shame the person it is aimed at by leveraging a supposed violation of shared moral values.

cops aren't a public service and being unfairly told off, dismissed from class, or even yelled at by a teacher is in no way comparable to systemic racial murder. they are both bad things that happen a lot, but any comparison beyond that is unreasonable and frankly inappropriate. you should reconsider your use of rhetorical devices as substitute for arguments. i suggest you see yourself out.

[narniangirl1994]

Am I the only one who hated that scene in 9-1-1 where the team goes on a call while unknowingly high, and then get handcuffed by the police once Athena realizes they're high? It just made no sense for Athena to handcuff people she knew who weren't hurting anyone and were drugged against their will.

And the scene is pretty much just played for laughs, without anyone questioning why Athena would do this. Not to mention Eddie is on the verge of crying, and handcuffing him was the last thing he needed while he was stressed over being nonconsensually drugged.

That scene perfectly epitomizes one of my biggest issues with the show, which is all the focus on Athena and the policing storylines. They make Athena seem like she can do no wrong and that her work is crucial to public safety, when it's obvious half the things she and her colleagues do just escalate the situation. Copaganda at it's finest.

Don't even get me started on the police brutality plot, where they downplayed and quickly concluded her family's very real trauma and May's legitimate criticism of police. 🙄🙄

[maevelander]

what one do i watch first banshee and or outrageous fortune and are either of them good or are y’all just horned up be real with me here

[birdstooth]

Sry int is my dump stat (illiteracy intensifies pt 2😑)

[sonadorayluchadora]

I HEART LIVING UNDER A ROCK

[walkiingcandle]

my favorite hobby is going on character ai and biting the different bo sinclair bots

i was the biting child

:3