#crackfic treated seriously

[afewnovelideas]

I just posted the latest chapter of my Batfam x Beetlejuice crossover fusion "Life After Life". Thomas and Martha finally meet Damian!

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Chapter 13 - The Best Laid Plans of Mice And Men...

Summary:

Damian had a plan when it came to infiltrating the Manor to spy on Tim and learn enough to manipulate him into returning to the Penthouse. It was a fool proof plan.

Too bad it wasn't ghost proof.

[scifrey]

CLING FAST

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Status: Complete

Series: the Hob Adherent series.

Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022) Includes some comics canon, and some cameos from the wider Gaiman-verse, but it's not necessary to know to enjoy the story.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Discussions of grief and in-canon character death.

Relationships: Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling, Eleanor | Hob Gadling's Wife/Hob Gadling (past)

Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Hob Gadling, Matthew the Raven, Lucien | Lucienne (The Sandman), Mervyn Pumpkinhead, Patrick the bartender, Harriet Butler, Glenn Davies (plus some cameos from other characters from the Gaiman Television-Literary Universe)

Summary:

Hob Gadling is a clingy bastard, and he’s not ashamed to admit it. He clings to life. He clings to hope. He clings to his love of humanity. He clings to his Stranger. He also, unfortunately, has a habit of clinging to his name.

Which means, when the BBC is looking for a new pet history expert to appear in their educational docudrama series “Elizabethan Manor,” they’re overjoyed to find a professor who (according to their meticulous research) is actually descended from the Master of the National Trust building they’re filming in - Gadlen House.

Only Hob knows how right they are.

Picks up a few hours after the end of Season 01 Episode 6.

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[m-v3nus]

So funny how a lot of yeehan kidfics portray hanzo as the enforcer parent and Cassidy as the more laid back one. When honestly I see it being the opposite.

Hanzo would be such a pushover and laid back because of his own childhood, instead of learning from his experiences and putting them in effect. He'd be so angsty of turning out like his father that he's very loose with discipline and excuses it as "kids will be kids" 95% of the time because he has no range or idea of how "normal kids" would act. And kinda vicariously lives through them in the background.

Meanwhile Cas would very much "lay down the law" in fear of any one of his kids turning out a tiny bit like him and doing stupid shit bc they're young. Probably be on their asses about everything, needs to know where they are constantly, military inspect their rooms n trash, basically a helicopter parent on max. There's this constant "I was a child to once" mentality that leaves him on edge.

[steddieunderdogfics]

come on, baby (make it hurt so good) by jewishrat420

@jewishrat420

Rating: Explicit

9,065 words, 1/1 chapters

Archive Warning: No Warnings

Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, only for a second tho, Humor, Light Angst, but only for a couple paragraphs, Tattoos, tattooing yourself, Tattoo Artist Eddie Munson, dick tattoos, Viagra, inappropriate use of viagra, Recreational Drug Use, Masturbation, Multiple Orgasms, Eddie Munson has a pain kink, Masochist Eddie Munson, needle kink, Tattoo Kink, a breath of blood kink but barely, Eddie the freak Munson, Gay Eddie Munson, Coming Untouched, Eddie Munson Has a Big Dick, Post-Season 4, pre-slash steddie, Eddie Munson Has a Crush on Steve Harrington, Breaking the Fourth Wall, there just isn't one, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, probably super inaccurate description of tattooing, Smut, Inappropriate Humor, Unconventional Masturbation, crackfic, Eddie Munson Character Study, cause yknow what. it is, Weed

Summary:

Immediately, Eddie realizes two things. First, he won’t be able to jerk off normally until the tattoo heals. He doesn’t know why it took him literally starting it to come to this conclusion, but it hits him like a baseball bat to the head regardless. Knocks the wind out of him a little. Oh well. His prostate massager came in the mail yesterday, he’ll be fine. Second, and simultaneously more startling and more obvious, because why the fuck did he not think of this before— it feels good. Like, really good. - Or, Eddie gets the best idea he's ever had. - Or, the goddamn dick tattoo fic.

Thanks for the rec!

This rec is a part of Theme Weekend. The theme this weekend is Tattoo Artist AU.

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[writing-for-life]

Sandman S2 pics: What say you, SandFam? A Game of You or The Hunt? With a silly poll again…

Source

Source

The Hunt

A Game of You

Another poll just because I can 🤣

[2willowlane]

i've been posting silly crack fanfiction on ao3 lately, and i decided to just upload this on my tumblr. it's inspired off of interstellartoaster's kalampokiphobia: fear of corn, and the mods harvey's irrational apple hatred and harvey hates apples.

fantastic works; mind you.

gender neutral reader, sfw; not really focused on romance, as it is just absurdity

tallying his profit, of which was a big fat zero, harvey sighed; pushing up his glasses. it's been a rather long week for him, considering no one wants to buy those energy tonic muscle whatever medication that he supplies. the only time that anyone has ever purchased such a redundant item from him, was whenever they misclick- accidentally bought it; and then just sold it again. the only way that he'll ever make a good buck out of his pharmaceutical care was if he just eradicated the valley's food supply... of which, did sound tempting, but harvey loves his pickles too much to give them up.

there haven't been any appointments placed recently, so he was having a hard time trying to keep up with the expenses. right now, he could so go for a bottle of fine wine... maybe it's because he's spending too much of his expenses on plane models, rather than actually trying to keep up with all of the financial records, like an actual adult should. huh, what a foreign concept. well, he's just going to go continue complaining about his money situation, until further notice.

with the door opening, he had to them correct his shrimp posture, as he then greeted you, the almost superhuman farmer, into the clinic. normally, you just like to go behind the counter and access rooms that are off-limits to regular patients, but there was something about your gumption that made you so lovable. even if you do tend to barge into private examinations, there was something that made you feel so rebellious; that harvey couldn't help but swoon over you! also, he's a pathetic beanpole of a man, so he'll probably get pummeled into the ground by your combat prowess if he ever rejects your blatant non-filtered view of what "personal space" meant.

you were about to get some items turned into the community center; as you were carrying a basket full of assorted goods (they ranged from something simple to five highly-graded melons, a still-flopping ghostfish, and poisonous mushrooms). oh well, with the poisonous mushrooms, those are harvey's choice of decoration during the autumn seasons; so, the doctor felt rather seen whenever he saw those clumped together. he grimaced at the fish, however. other than that, he was glad to see a good friend pop in now and then; he needed something to spice up his days, and he can always expect you at around 9am, or somehow always being in the places he's trying to go to... coincidence?

normally, you'd stop on buy and get him a coffee. either you've brewed it yourself, or stopped by gus', it was coffee. you wonder how many mugs harvey has, considering you also gift him a free cup alongside the sweet, sweet ground bean liquid. it really wasn't the healthiest thing to drink due to the sugar and caffeine levels, and you were pretty worried for the guy who has been through years and years of intensive schooling to know better about those dietary concerns. you assume he probably only has a cup twice a week, considering you have some type of intergalactic force keeping you from extending that quota.

you had some apples somewhere on your person, and it was probably the only thing he'd like; you'd figure. after all, they're just funky little guys. who doesn't like a good, crisp apple? even though they're supposed to be for the community center, you can always just get one later. you'd give harvey something else, but you decided that he deserved better than just countless upon countless liters of his favourite brew. you knew harvey appreciated a good foraged, natural good—especially with someone locally grown on your acres. fishing out an apple out of your pockets, you then present it to him.

"... i think i may be allergic to this."

as harvey looked like a sad shih tzu puppy, looking off to the side, your heart sank. he was allergic to apples? at first, you really wanted to make fun of him. he seemed like the type of person who'd be allergic to peanut butter, and be the kid that doesn't allow their classmates to bring in anything homemade due to those medical reasons. holding the red delicious apple in your hands, rotating it around in your palm, you decided to test that theory.

"may?" you inquiried, and with a look of horror, harvey began to shudder. yes, he's an anxious man at heart, but due to various interesting cases at the clinic, he's grown insensitive to many things. plus, he's in front of the one and only farmer(tm), and his crush. god, what an embarrassment he is. he didn't want to talk about his irrational hatred for apples; those disgusting overblown flower ovaries called "fruit" just sicken him to death, not to mention that the apples were the first to hate HIM—it wasn't his fault that his body rejects them!

"yes, yes! just- just get it away from me!"

"i don't believe you..."

and that's where you've learnt that the phrase "an apple a day keep the doctor away" was right.

[samthehyena]

Event Announcement!

Crack(fic) or Treat is a BNHA event dedicated to the Crack and Crack Treated Seriously tags (we all know how much I love the sillies). This event will run from September 10 until October 31 2024 at 11:59 PM EST. This event took a lot of inspiration from @aimportantdragoncollector's Three Weeks of Trioholders and @fractiflos's Middle May events which were both well organized and so much funnnnn!!

Rules:

Works submitted should have humor, silliness, Crack (Treated Seriously) and/or general goofy premises as a main focus. I welcome mixtures of tone so if you want to write “crangst” (crack + angst) for this contest be my guest!!

The minimum for submissions are fics with at least 1000 words.

Any multi chaps submitted should be completed by the October 31 deadline.

No AI should be used to write submissions.

Any degree of NSFW works for me as long as the crack (treated seriously) tag is still a main focus. Please do note that I am pickier when it comes to reading NSFW works so I might have a subconscious bias.

Submit as many fics as you want, but note that an individual person can only receive one prize.

Collaborations are allowed and should a co-written work place, the co-authors will share a prize.

Prizes:

First place winner will receive a fic with a 2500 word minimum from me (samthehyena on AO3) based on a prompt of your choice.

Second place winner will receive a fic with a 1500 word minimum from me based on a prompt of your choice.

Third place winner will receive a fic with a 1000 word minimum from me based on a prompt of your choice.

I reserve the right to ask you to request a different prompt should I feel uncomfortable/ incapable of writing it.

Submission:

Please submit through AO3 and use the tag Crack(fic) or Treat so I can find your submissions. Also if you want to make extra sure that I see your submission feel free to @ me here or on Discord 😀

Anyways, have fun y’all! Stay silly and feel free to ask any questions. I’m looking forward to seeing what y’all create!!!

[ejnuyc]

dsmp!quackity and dsmp!charlie have a heartfelt moment after a long day of work

hi i made a fic its totally serious and well written

im proud of it everyone please comment and kudos

[zanazirafanfic]

Summary: In which Dutch chooses to put the cat out at the worst possible time, and that somehow becomes Arthur's problem.

Warnings: None Rating: General Audiences Category: Gen Fandom: Red Dead Redemption Relationships: None Characters: Micah Bell, Arthur Morgan Series: The Merry Misadventures of Meowcah Bell III Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 1,920

@og-doeiika @micahsrevolvers @micah-bells-baby-daddy @photo1030

[tacozrg00d]

Genuine tears were spilled holyyyyyyy starrrrssss

I promise it’s so funking hilarious

Okay first the summary:

"So what happened?" Kariage asked.

"He tied me up using his quirk and forced me to sit still while he styled it himself."

There was silence for a second. Dehisa let out a bark of laughter before he paused, eyebrows furrowing. "...Kats, man. Why does that happen to you so much?"

Katsuki threw his hands up in the air. "I don't know!" He yelled. "Swear to god, I've been tied up more than a fucking porn star."

Or

Jeanist tries very hard to bring Katsuki under his wing. He is not that good at it. Katsuki finds this very amusing, and also a little horrifying.

And the moments I died over

[fandom-hoarder]

in your blood like motor oil

Summary: The strange man at the car lot had introduced himself as Dean Van Halen.

A PWP coda for s4e03: In the Beginning

See link for full tag list.

This is late, but..

Written for @dadfuckerfest Fun in the Son to coincide with the end of @paulmccartneyhole 's (aka @/carfuckerdean) carfucker week 2024.

6/14 Prompt: mistaken identity

[screamingsquamousthings]

i know christmas was weeks ago but i feel like we should make hallmark movie aus a thing

[f-perspective]

Geralt/Jaskier Fic Excerpt

Mid-Chapter 1

While going through their things, Geralt happens upon the xenovox Yennefer had given him some time ago. He almost just dismissed it, shoving it back to some corner of a pack until it either started making a racket, or he was in such dire straits he couldn’t avoid asking the sorceress for help. Slightly disgruntled and more than a little wary, a plan began to form in his mind. 

Skellige came to mind. He recalled when he and Yennefer had been searching for Ciri, she had insisted it was necessary to reanimate the corpse of an unfortunate young man to get information about Ciri’s whereabouts. Geralt had vehemently protested the entire ordeal -- never mind the situation in Novigrad when he’d suggested necromancy quite casually to Triss -- despite the forbidden nature of it, Yennefer seemed to regard necromancy much the same way she might opening a portal.

It did happen to be extenuating circumstances, though…both then and now, in fact. So, though reluctant, Geralt found himself pausing in his packing, sitting on the edge of the inn bed, purposefully ignoring the stiff corpse beside him, speaking into the xenovox. “Yen.” He doubted he would get a response quickly, but it was worth a try. And another try. And another. And-

After wasting much more time than he would have liked to speaking frustrated single syllables into the xenovox, Geralt was about ready to give up. Exasperated, he decided he would give it one final go, and then forfeit and start making funeral arrangements. “Dammit Yen, I need your help to fix something, and it involves necromancy!��� A pause. More silence followed his outburst. He sighed. 

“Oh. You should’ve led with that,” Yennefer’s oddly chipper voice finally responds. Always a good sign, that. 

He almost throws the xenovox out the window. He manages to restrain himself, for Jaskier’s sake. “You’ve been there this whole time?” 

“Not as such, but near enough. You’ve been making quite the racket. It’s my day off, you know.” She pauses, as though expecting him to apologize for disturbing her. He’s certain she knows him better than that. “Anyway, what was this about necromancy? Finally come ‘round on it and want to make up for being such a wet blanket in Skellige?” 

TBC

[tristansarchive]

hard to find someone like you

Summary: "AU in which Jerome gets his first tattoo, but the dumbass did it in an old, creepy shop around The Narrows and they soon find out his body art's actually a mind-altering spell."

Or, Jerome gets a womb tattoo.

Read on AO3!

[crash-tube-the-seawing]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tingyun/Yae Miko (Genshin Impact) Characters: Tingyun (Honkai: Star Rail), Yae Miko (Genshin Impact), Himeko (Honkai: Star Rail) Additional Tags: More gay foxes, Miko is a Kitsune but that’s still fox like, First Meetings, Tingyun isn’t dead yay!, Crackship go brrr, Yae Miko is a menace, Tingyun is a menace, Yae Miko is called Miko, we go by first names here, Rare Pairings, Mentioned Gorou (Genshin Impact), Gorou is Ms Hina Series: Part 4 of What Does The Fox Say? Summary:

A kitsune and a fox, what could possibly go wrong? Crackfic Crackship go brrrrrrr

[dear-ao3]

[Image ID: A screenshot of three tags that read 'Crack Treated Seriously, i was like "yay im gonna write a crackfic" and then i reread the finished product like, oh. this is not a crackfic.' /.End ID]