#cryptid theory

[the-briny-bulletin]

Cryptid fish that has only been seen once and never again that may or may not exist but well never know my beloved

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

[phoenixcatch7]

Wayne doll house: demon children.

Idea: each of the batkids is theorised to have a different origin.

Thing is, there's so many of them. The oldest is actually the youngest in body. It seems to be able to share memories with those who follow. It changes design right before a new bat appears.

The hero in the town over is definitely one of them, but what's it doing over there?? Asking just gets non-answers.

What happened to the ones that the Joker tried to destroy? One - the oldest and smallest - came back, but different, whereas the other - the purple and orange one - came back for a while and then vanished again for good.

None of them seem to age??

The first, smallest, oldest, it seemed to be some sort of circus performer? It gave its acrobatics to the blue one when it arrived, grew clever and defensive. It gave that to the skull headed red one, focused on technology and detective work after the Incident. Then again, and again, and one time even the bat changed along with it, but though the bat returned to normal the little Robin didn't, and now it's just as stabby and creative as it is small and creepy.

It's a good sort of creepy now, after over a decade of beating up bad guys and comforting victims, Gotham has gotten used to it, but outsiders don't much like it.

The justice league have a different opinion.

They know, or at least can observe, that the... Souls? Brains? Programs? Switch around, that it's not memories but persons that bring the new bats to life.

They just don't know where batman gets them. The new one, especially, is very circumspect.

For all this talk of the blood son, all the bats calling it demon child with varying levels of fondness, the way batman doesn't deny the claims...

Thing is the bat doesn't have blood. Everyone's well aware of this by now. Whatever sulpheric black tar he and the bats leak probably-certainly isn't blood, or at least... Not anything with dna.

So... What blood?? If not the bat's, why does it tie the newest mind of Robin to him?

Captain marvel is the first to think of an idea.

A blood child of a demon for a blood ritual for a demon.

Constantine and Zatanna second the notion - it's perfectly possible. Reasonable, even. The bat admitted himself he had no way to procreate the way humans did, nor any interest in doing so. Wanting a legacy was perfectly normal.

Except he already had, what, seven, eight, nine kids? He loved all of them, it was clear, and he'd always seemed happy with them. He'd even sighed over how many he had, had rebuffed the teasing about getting more. The new Robin mind had been a surprise to everyone, and the old one in a new body had been a little salty about it.

So the new theory was that batman hadn't decided to get a new Robin. Maybe the old mind had been ejected unwillingly! It had happened at roughly the same time batman had gotten a new personality - maybe the incidents were related?

But if batman hadn't done the ritual... Who had?

Who would do something like that???

Cultists. Cultists would do something like that. But giving the bat a son unwillingly seemed... A very odd goal, even for that type.

So... Had they messed up? Had they tried to summon the bat with a blood sacrifice ritual, and summoned a demon instead? Had it partially worked? Was the bat susceptible to demon summonings?? Did the summoning damage his own mind/consciousness/soul in some way, and that led to the creation of the new demon child while the bat changed until he'd healed????

How kind of batman to take it in!

Tldr; the league thinks Robin V is a demon born/created through a failed summoning ritual involving blood sacrifice that made batman like puns until he healed. The truth is the canon events of Damian arriving at the manor only for b to get tossed into the time stream, becoming the Robin to nightwing-batman while Tim, who is much less annoyed about it than canon, focuses on getting him back. Lmao.

[agentof-chaos]

We're all aware of the common thing in fanfics where Tim uses Bear as a nickname for Bernard, but I feel like we should give Tim a similar nickname.

I suggest Moth, cause his full first name is Timothy, and if you drop the first two letters and the last letter, you're left with "moth," and I think that's really cute.

Bear and Moth

[r0semultiverse]

Okay; so, this was an Ice Prince Finn scarecrow!

[weirdbabs]

thinking about that theory that peekaboo is a sliver of the wight in the locker, and how maybe that means it maintains a sort of connection to the other part and would be able to see part of what it sees and FUCK. FUCK. I JUST REALIZED IT ONLY KNEW HOW TO SAY PEEKABOO WHEN THEY FIRST MET. OVER AND OVER. HIDING ITS FACE WITH LITTLE HANDS. ALMOST LIKE

IT WAS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK

[sliceoflifebear]

Cryptid conspiracy theory!

I was watching a cryptid video and realized this.

Flatwoods Monster and Mothman are the same entity.

Both located in West Virginia only a 2 hour drive apart (shorter for flight) Flatwoods W.V. and Point Pleasant W.V.

Both described at tall and dark creatures with glowing red eyes.

“But one doesn’t have wings”

What if mothman had its wings tucked behind it and thus, formed what looked like F.M. Headpiece/frame? Or what if F.M. Frame could stretch out and look like wings?

“But F.M looked more metallic.”

MOLTING!! What if it was a hard shell that is similar to metal and Mothman is the form underneath!?!? Maybe it was a cocoon?

Thus, with not researching anything else or looking over any potential evidence, these two cryptids are the same.

But that’s just a theory….A CRYPTID THEORY!!!

Kthxbye

[crow-with-a-pencil]

@naffeclipse

Them ❤️

[aneldritchlesbian]

Welcome Science Side of Tumblr, Cryptid Enthusiasts, Writers, Furries, and Monster Fuckers. Humans exist on and can only perceive things in three spatial dimensions (length, width, and depth) but nothing on any of the other six. Cryptids are typically bizarre/unnatural creatures that many claim to have seen but no one can actually prove exist. That is, until now. "Cryptids" are actually just beings who inhabit multiple spatial dimensions beyond our own home three, and the reason they seemingly defy logic and, occasionally, universal laws and truths is that we can see and understand only a portion of a cryptid. In this essay, I will

[longelk]

this woman was hasnt been to gamestop in 3 months what happens next will shock you

[lavenoon]

Into a new day, together

@naffeclipse I cannot begin to tell you how emotional I am over the CS ending - their happiness and chance at healing mean so much to me ;v;

And a small, very rough bonus that I see happening between the first two panels - someone giving Nessie that last little push to accept the affection she feels too guilty to indulge in <3

[jayscryptidcorner]

I show up to your house wearing this(left) and i have this(right) in my bag

I tell you that the government is lying about the dinosaurs and benjamin franklin and we need to stop them

Do you come with me?

[pastel-cryptids]

Home is where I want to be But I guess I'm already there I come home, she lifted up her wings I guess that this must be the place

[moonlitdark]

🔎 ⬇️

Who's the third person in these pics, I wonder? 🤔

[journey-to-the-attic]

You know how MC is apparently quite popular in the Devildom? Do you think that translates to IK at all?

definitely not in the same way mc is, but the rad population generally all recognise her and think quite favourably of her. i think it'd be cute if she was popular in the wider devildom in the same way as cat accounts are - like straycatj here on tumblr and pepito on twitter! people like to hear what she's been up to but there isn't like, an active fanbase. asmo will just post something like "we went shopping! <3" and there's a blurry ik in the background, and there'll be some demons in the comments like "oh hey there she is"

[thatweirdocryptid]

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