#damn these suck

[kaevch]

SQUISHHHHH ! (pt.2)

summary: you squeeze their cheeks (😧) and these are their reactions.

chrtrs: vil, lilia, ace.

warnings: gn! reader, ooc.

note: you guys rlly seemed to like the first part so here you go, a second part 😍 ( vil's part was inspired from @sk2lton when we were talking about how soft the chrtrs cheeks would be!! you should go check them out! they're rlly good at writing and generally rlly awesome <3 )

link to part 1 !!: ♡

VIL SCHOENHEIT:

his..his makeup

what have you done

man looks at you with the most offended face

his cheeks were so soft tho

if you didn't get stopped by rook ( man rlly shot an arrow at u ), you would've squeezed his cheeks again for sure.

if you squeezed them without his makeup on, he would still be offended but not in a way that makes him regret ever sharing his skincare routine with you.

after school, when you join him for the skincare routine, he stares at you for a solid minute and then squeezes your cheek really hard

AND HE HAD PUT ON LIPSTICK ON HIS FINGERTIPS

when you whine at him that your face is all messed up now, he'll just reply with,

“ That's how it felt when you squeezed my cheeks at school. Never do that again. ” ( yessir )

3/10. i won't really recommend squeezing them even if his cheeks are so soft it almost cost you your life.

LILIA VANROUGE:

ngl his cheeks look munchable like riddle's, like a bit jiggly too

he looks surprised for a second but his face quickly shifts into a cheeky smile.

“ Haha, Is this a new way for humans to greet people? ”

boops you on the nose for that

i feel like he'd get used to you squeezing his cheeks really fast

he'd also probably take your hand and put it on his cheeks while saying, " squish it. " when you guys are laying on the bed together

if you didn't squeeze his cheeks that day he'd poke your cheek to annoy you and then look at you like: 😇

6/10. man's cute n he reacted nicely to it but he got used to it too fast it's probably like an addiction for him now 😭

ACE TRAPPOLA:

omg omg

okay so,

his cheeks are not that soft, it's probably a bit roughed up from him being rowdy and practice ig

but it'd still be pretty squishy

when you squeeze his cheeks, he just pauses whatever he was doing and slowly turns his head to look at you ( act like he was not looking at you before 🥰 )

“ What the hell???? ”

He literally jumps away from you

“ Ew, did you even wash your hands?? God my face is dirty now. The germs.. ”

looks at you so disgusted and goes to the bathroom to wash his face.

...

that didn't go well huh

anyways

took him really long but he finally came out of the bathroom and he looks at you weirdly

“ Go wash your hands. Then you can..do whatever that was. ”

😰

yessir

if you make fun of him for being a " tsundere " shit then you're never getting to talk to him

you get to squeeze his cheeks only when you guys are alone and when your hands are clean.

2/10. i love him but he called our pretty n amazing hands dirty 🤬🤬

[sharkgirldick]

Every night I pop my dick off and point it in a direction so it can go fuck while I sleep. Unfortunately, it can only see via wetness, so if it ever gets near a body of water it'll go "That's one big pussy!" and dive in. It can't swim well, so when it makes it back in the morning my dick will be covered in fish bites.

[traumszenario]

[donutdrawsthings]

It's still on my mind... save me

[technically-human]

THEY CANCELLED DEAD BOY DETECTIVES :(((

Guess they belong to me the fandom now

[tooruuwuu]

mind you this is the same woman who called nami a naughty girl does she know the power she holds

[clairiko]

stealing each other's clothes feels very sibling-like

[mispelled]

Cant believe they carried the entire show and nothing bad happened to them ever. and they were t4t

[absolutepokemontrash]

Y’all, this is going to be so random, but I was hit with a memory from my Catholic school days and I have this vivid memory of stumbling across a Bible story where Jesus walks into a village, sees someone possessed by a demon, and is like

“Begone, Beelzebub, go back to hell.”

And the demon just fuckin leaves because JC told him to

I always found that really funny, and even funnier when I think of it with Obey Me Beel-

Beel: He said I couldn’t possess that human anymore 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Belphie: Don’t you listen to that oily hippy! You can possess whoever you want, Beel.

Mammon: UGH, next thing you know Jesus is gonna be all “you can’t set up a shopping mall in the middle of the temple!” Like sorry you don’t like fun and money, bro 🙄

[cricketclan]

hehe kitty time

[portalmonsterrr]

after the interdarshan championship

a little WIP because im having a bit of a bad day I just couldnt resist drawing pleading eyes emoji kaveh with those desert foxes

[traumszenario]

[deuteragonist1]

Wait a damn minute Merlin is an actual nightmare of a servant. Imagine you're the Prince and all of a sudden and only two seconds after surviving an assassination attempt you're stuck with this scrawny, clumsy fucking dude with a really shifty air about him who spends literal days in the tavern with zero notice, steals your food, tried to spy on a guest, doesn't let you hunt, can never fucking be found when you need him even though he is the literal manservant to the prince, which you would think should be a priority but apparently he has better things to do, and is always talking like he's the only thing standing between you and certain death???? Then he gives you attitude? Literally I would throw things at him too. Arthur is misunderstood he's actually being too nice

[greensaplinggrace]

honestly the funniest thing about dragon age is that merrill and anders were actually right. like all of that discourse was for nothing lmfao they're canonically right about things and its hilarious

[hoaxghost]

A lil hair length swap doodle!

[24-compass-roses]

Hc that Vox asked Alastor out a few years ago before he left and that’s what Alastor really meant by “he asked ME to join his team!!!” in Stayed Gone bc he just. Wildly misinterpreted his archenemesis going “hey we should be together”