#dr pheonix

[kirbyfigure]

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[purplebehittindifferent]

The sillies

The best part about this is that whoever Pheonix is speaking to, doesn’t understand a lick of sign language

Masterpost

[stellar-collective]

Wait. What was Roxana, Ollie, and John's (if John and Roxana joined them) reactions to the transformation?

I'm inclined to believe Roxana might examine Phoenix's feathers / wings and grow extra curious.

Ollie tried to get to them when the curse was first broken, but the rest of the crew stopped him because they thought Phoenix would hurt him (and to be fair, if he’d gotten close right then, he would’ve gotten whacked by their wings for sure). he knew their secret long before anyone else, so the main source of his panic was their screaming combined with the crew freaking out and pulling weapons on them lol

the timeline is rather fuzzy on whether or not JJ and Roxy would be there for the transformation, but if, hypothetically, they were—

since Juniper is ALSO a siren (and knew they were one the second they didn’t fall to his song) they’ve got some solidarity going on (especially because Juniper lost his ability to properly transform into a human and they don’t have that ability so neither of them can go ashore or else they’ll be killed. also because no one trusts either of them anymore, Juniper because of what he did and Phoenix because of what they can do)

Roxana, on the other hand, is positively THRILLED to get the chance to examine a siren willing to go along with her experiments. mermaid sirens interact with humans enough that they’re fairly well understood, but since harpy sirens are much more reclusive less is known about them and their magic. finally, a way to test the limits of siren song without worrying about getting eaten!

[sanicmaster]

Before and after they put him in the taffy stretcher

[solobodor]

Recently got into the game trilogie "I Expect you to die" and REALLY enjoyed it ehehe, i wanted to doodle design idea for the main cast

[razs-archetype]

Just read Fear Itself from @the-valiant-valkyrie ! It’s really good go check it out

[jekyll-hatepage]

Diversity win! Your lawyer is autistic and asexual!

[agent-phoenixxx]

Any new memories that you are fond of?

It can be from your newer missions or just typical stuff in the agency.

“Fond new memories..”

“Hm.. Ive been hanging out with Reggie a bunch, hes been insisting on rollin’ around my wheelchair a bunch even though i can get around just fine on crutches—“

“But we’ve been watching movies—a bunch of John Junipers movies—i swear we’ve watched ‘Marigolds are Forever’ at *least* a dozen times. He refuses to get rid of his recordings even though Johnny tried to nuke everyone.”

“Oh—And I’ve even been trying to convince Roxy to take me to Disneyland since she lives out there in california!”

[cactus-zombie]

Movie Night

[dandorime]

Clearly, the fuck he meant "nuh-uh".

Agent Phoenix: *wakes up tied to a chair, in a room that's dimly lit and smells of blood* ... Huh.

Zor: *walking out of the shadows* I have finally caught you. Our game is about to be over, little bird. And this time you WILL die.

Agent Phoenix: nuh uh.

Zor: The fuck you mean nuh uh?

Agent Phoenix: *escapes immediately*

[purplebehittindifferent]

She just wants to dress them up-

Headcanon: The agency is extremely strict with the dress code on their top agents, to avoid any kind of identification Pheonix hasn’t worn anything but the formal shirt and tie for a WHILE

Masterpost

[kayssweetdreams]

Ok. This is crazy, but stay with me on this.

I Expect You To Die: The Musical.

It's split into 3 acts, with each act representing one of the games

Acts (and the songs to go with them)

Act 1: I Expect You To Die

I Expect You To Die (intro song)

A New Agent (Agent Phoenix and Handler Duet)

Dr Zor: Enemy Number 1 (Villian Song)

The March of Solaris (Solaris Song)

The Phoenix Rises (Agent Phoenix and Zor duet)

Going out with a Bang (Agent Phoenix song)

Act 2: The Spy and the Liar

The Phoenix Returns (Agent Phoenix solo)

The Spy and the Liar (John Juniper Villian Song)

The Fabricator's Tango (Fabricator and John Duet)

The Mask that Hides the Past (Agent Phoenix Song)

The Star Always Shines (John Juniper Agent Phoenix Duet)

Going out with a Bang 2 (Agent Pheonix Song)

Act 3: Cog In The Machine

Rising from the Ashes (Agent Phoenix song)

Cog in the Machine (Dr Prism Villian Song)

Whispers of the Past (Handler and Dr Prism Duet)

That Feeling When... (Agent Phoenix Dr Prism and Handler song)

Into the Fire (Agent Phoenix and Dr Prism Duet)

Finale

Agent Phoenix Rises Again (Agent Phoenix Solo)

Until we Meet Again/Going Out with a Bang/I Expect you to Die Reprise (Finale Song)

[solobodor]

my part of a trade with @neurotonic / @/genebeanz using her design ehehehe !!!

we need more of that ship ;;;

[finleyforevermore]

picrew chain?

picrew chain.

Since it's a witchsona picrew, I made two versions. A witch version, and a normal version. If you just would like to make one, go right ahead!

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[jewelsli]

Wizarding World X DC

Okay this idea has been spinning around my head all day, an au where the Wayne family is an ancient line of pure bloods that moved to Gotham from Britain ages ago, it’s still tradition for the members to go to Hogwarts for their magical schooling because the family has been there since the founding of the school.

Basically Bruce would have gone to school around the same time as James and Lilly and John Constantine but that’s not for right now. He wasn’t involved much in the Order of the Pheonix because that was around the time the JL was fighting a bunch of stuff/forming. He’s an exceptional wizard who could easily become an auror if he wanted to with his level of skill that he has because he is an overachiever. I think that he would also learn to become an animagus because of just how paranoid he is (and it obviously would have to be a bat, probably one of the mega bats), but that’s up for debate.

Anyway none of his sons would go to hogwarts(or know that he’s a wizard/about the British wizarding world) since magical blood is pretty rare naturally (I have a headcannon that anyone could learn magic but it would be much harder). I was debating making the Drake’s another ancient pure blood line and I’ve decided that at some point they had a few generations with just squibs and have forgotten their magic? Or something?

Putting that all aside, along comes Damian, almost eleven and in no way educated about his magic (accidental magic was lessened because of the strange energy of the Lazarus pits). Cue Bruce trying to teach his son everything he can about magic in the seven months he has before his new kid has to go to school, while also trying to keep it from his other kids(why does he have so many…).

They end up saying that Damian is going to a boarding school in Britain (the cover story for every Wayne child) that has limited spots. Damian is reluctant to leave his new role of Robin but Bruce, in a last ditch attempt allows Damian to get his own owl (Bruce had one already), promises to work out a way to let him apparate to Gotham every few weekends (the other kids think they are using the bat plane) and also agrees to teach Damian to be an animagus as well (Honduras white bat? One of those desert cats? Idk yet).

Damian would be in the same year as the golden trio or one year above/below them. I think Bruce would have gotten sorted into Slytherin (ambition) or Ravenclaw (wit and wisdom), but he could fit in Gryfinndor as well. As for Damian, I think Hufflepuff would actually be the best fit (loyalty), however as with his father any of the houses could work.

The professors are NOT ready for Wayne headache number two with Damian sneaking out almost as much as his dad and finding twice as many dangerous magical beasts (and somehow taming them).

Since the Wayne’s are a sort of legacy family Bruce can visit occasionally (think how Lucius just shows up for some reason).

As for the golden trio. I think that first off a few things would change with the Justice league(and more) existing. Personally I think Harry would get his hands on every comic/merchandise piece he could, and hermione is fascinated by them and how each of them came to be (if she was in Gotham her and Tim would get along or clash). Ron has no idea who most of them are but does know about the Wayne family (since they are a pretty famous pure blood line and his dad is fascinated by how they have integrated into muggle society) and magical supers like dr fate and Captain Marvel.

Damian walks in and once people realize who he is a lot of them expect him to be airheaded and shallow (or an absolute jerk). And like… it’s only been a few months so he’s not the greatest with people but he’s not BAD. He is absolutely disgusted by Draco when he talks bad about muggles around him, he does not tolerate bullying at all (it’s not logical), and he’s like… scarily perceptive…

For year one he absolutely goes to the forbidden corridor the second he can, finds fluffy, and is absolutely fascinated by them, he goes looking for the troll but is stopped lol. Oh he also meets Hagrid’s dragon to and helps the trio smuggle him away (the books). I don’t think he would bond with the trio fast enough to come along with them to the ending, but if he was invited he would definitely have done it.

When the chamber opens he’s real actively safe as a half-blood but that does not stop him from actively learning every defensive (and offensive) magic. He tells his father about everything and he ends up visiting more often then the first year because of paranoia. When Harry is revealed to be a parselmouth Damian isn’t scared like everyone else and instead demands that he be taught to speak with snakes as well (he has a pet ball python at home). This would be the catalyst for him growing closer to the trio. The rest of the year would be mostly uneventful for him since he doesn’t go into the chamber with Harry and Ron (he does later go check it out however).

I honestly have forgotten most of year three… but I think in this year he would be closer to the golden trio, and the only reason he isn’t included in many of their schemes is that he is in a different house. I also think that by year three he’s almost done learning to be an animagus and is also excelling in care of magical creatures while being mostly above average in his other classes. He’s trying way to hard to start learning wandless and worldless magic ahead of schedule (Which may have come from watching Bruce use a wand/wordless spell on a villain when he was just done with the night).

I’ve also forgotten most of the other years- but I’ll just say that I think he would be okay at quidditch but prefer broom racing, he will and has challenged literally anyone to a duel when he gets fed up. Also he finishes becoming an animagus year four or around year four, thinking on it I think that an ocelot would be a good fit for him.

just remembered dementors lol. They would go crazy for him, traumatic past, death energy from the pits, yeah they love him lmao. He learns a patron is really fast (from Bruce because the dementors also love him).

Damian is totally going to be trying to get into the triwizard tournament no matter what, he can’t get in though… he sees his first adult dragon because of the games and gains an interest in learning to speak merrow because of hearing dumbledoor speak it. Damian totally believes Harry when he says that Voldemort is back, as a side note he knew Cedric personally…

The amount of pure loathing he has for Umbridge is INSANE, he records every instance of her breaking the law (there’s many cases of child abuse/torture, including against him…). Bruce is trying to get her out of office the entire time and his voice holds a lot of power in the wizarding community, it’s not enough. Damian is a huge contributor to dumbledoor s army and helps a lot of people learn, also meets Grawp at some point, and an introduction to the centaurs :D

after that year he compiles all his evidence and end up getting umbridge into azkaban for a while (literally like half the school brought counts of illegal use of truth serum and torture forward)

Bruce would show up when the kids break into the ministry (he apparates to Britain a lot) and gets to punch Lucius in the face (he’s not as reliant on spells as the average magic user). Bruce gets so mad at dumbledoor because WHY ARE YOU LETTING THESE KIDS ALMOST DIE WITHOUT EVEN TRAINING THEM?????

Bruce adopts most of them in spirit at that point- (and is reminded why his family left the British wizarding world)

I’m not sure if Damian would go on the horcrux hunt with the main trio, if anything he would actually bring them to America to hide in Gotham at some point (maybe he stays there one summer? I’m sorry y’all I hate the dursleys so…)

Anyway that’s pretty much what I have so far…

Also Damian ended up splinching his arm off the first time he tried apparating, yet was also the one to practice it the most so he could visit Gotham more

Extra (based off of the mention of John earlier):

John: *rambling about how Batman’s soul would become corrupt if he tried to learn magic*

Bat *amused*: is this what you tell every muggle when they want to learn magic?

John, suddenly remembering his years at Hogwarts (he went up to halfway through the sixth year)(wizarding Britain is the only place that says muggles aside from Australia):

John: WAIT WHAT-

(John and Bruce went to Hogwarts in the same time frame and knew eachother) (John got sorted into Ravenclaw or griffindoor)

[just-calico]

More of my IEYTD headcanons

NOTICE: Not every character has a headcanon. I am planning on making more headcanons

-Reginald Crane tells corny jokes that almost all of the agency hates. Roxana Prism laughs at these jokes because of how bad they are

-John Juniper is so picky with his food that he criticizes food as if he is Gordon Ramsey (Even if the food is perfectly made)

-The fabricator is 51 years old, but looks like she is 23. This is because she wears a lot of makeup and foundation

-Because John Juniper is an actor, he takes care of his voice

-Ollie still sleeps with a plushie and a nightlight, despite being an adult

-Agent Pheonix has a very bad sleeping posture (In which, their back hurts every morning)

-The fabricator does a 15 step beauty routine every morning/night

-Gibson used to be a babysitter before he became a butler. And yes, Gibson did take care of John Juniper when he was little

-Agent Pheonix has a bad habit of stealing stuff (They mostly steal stuff from Dr. Zor)