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[insurged]

hear me out . . . madara / karin teacher student vibes so she can DESTROY sasuke -?:)

pls. madara would teach her anything and everything she wants so that she has the power to destroy that lil' snot. doesn't matter if they share the last name uchiha, not when he treats karin like that. :/

[magnifiico]

" you can purchase whatever you need for your little implement collection elsewhere. i am under no obligation to sell to buffoons like yourself. "

@hexja || and the catty cats go off u-u

“My, what an interesting way of saying 'Your Majesty, I don't currently have those items in my wares' or 'Oh dear; my knowledge doesn't quite extend to that. Deepest apologies for my negligence and dare I say ignorance.'” No, of course he's not upset. Or petty. Or far too eagerly meeting the woman's insolence with his own flair for drama and (were his queen here to comment on the behavior) petulance.

After all, he's smiling. His arms are folded neatly behind his back. His chin raised. His brows quirked.

Really, what could possibly be considered rude about his behavior?

“What a pity.” To truly sell this demeanor, his lips somewhat purse: oh, indeed, his expression radiates that very word he's expressed, though easily written off as genuine and certainly not condescending . . . to the simple-minded. “I'd been led to believe your skills were . . . Hm. Let's just say I may have overestimated, and that is hardly your fault.”

[libraryraccoon]

A Penguin And The Angel Of Death

Gift for : @deadghosy

Gender : Penguin

Pronouns : They/Them

Message of Raccoon : I just really wanted to write Azrael with Penguin!Reader, so I try.

TW : bad english, english isn't my first language.

How you met Azrael is a mystery for everyone.

Azrael had heard about Heaven and Hell fighting over a penguin, and he decided to go check it out.

"So you're the famous Penguin." -Azrael, seeing you for the first time.

Friendship. Instantly.

He was your platonic soulmate.

I can see Azrael taking you flying with him. Imagine being a normal angel or demon, looking up and seeing the angel of death flying, holding a penguin in his arms.

The day of the trial, you and Azrael were watching everything from the sidelines, eating popcorn.

“Do you think they know you’re going to stay with me ?” -Azrael, watching the scene while eating popcorn, amused.

You made a penguin noise that can be translates as "Sshh, this is starting to get interesting." -Penguin!Reader, watching the scene like a TV novela.

Azrael speaks penguin. Don't ask how, he just do it.

"Guardship returns to.." Sera paused, either in disbelief or to be dramatic. “Azrael ?!” Certainly the first.

“Yo bitch.”

They looked at him as if they were seeing him for the first time- they hadn't even noticed him.

"WHAT ?! BUT HE DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM !" -Lute.

You worried for a second for Azrael's safety before remembering that he was the Angel of Death and that he was in no danger.

Lucifer looks at his brother, feeling betrayed that he is taking one of his children away from him.

Azrael walked out of the room with you in his arms, happy of the trial he saw today.

Azrael is like your cool dad who takes you everywhere with him and takes you wherever you want.

Azrael can go to Heaven, Hell or even Earth just with a snap of his fingers, say your destination and he'll take you there with no problem.

You often go to Hell and Heaven because you are attached to the people that are there.

Azrael only leaves you alone with Lucifer or Emily.

Lucifer is basically your uncle who babysits you all the time.

You have met Big G and the other archangels. I don't make the rules, as soon as Azrael won your guardship, he introduced you to the rest of the family.

You are the archangels' favorite nephew and Big G's favorite grandchild.

I just know that you and Big G spent hours on grandpa-grandchild outings. You go to the beach, get ice cream, play jokes on others... until Azrael comes to pick you up.

I headcanon that you help Gabriel in his work as a messenger.

It was you who passed the message of Sir Pentious being in Heaven to Charlie, telling her that redemption was possible.

It was your first message, Gabriel and Azrael were very proud of you after you managed to successfully transmit it.

They had a party to celebrate it.

No one can fuck with you.

Literally, you have Azrael, Big G and all the archangels on your side. Upsetting you/being on your bad side is a death sentence.

Lute and Adam are so disgusted that Azrael stole you - like you can feel their jealousy at 3000km/h.

Azrael just smiled at them before calling you “his son/daughter/child” in front of them just to piss them off.

And it works.

I can see Alastor trying to make a deal with Azrael for you to stay at the Hotel, Azrael just looks at him like "Really now ?"

Needless to say, it never worked and if it wasn't for you, he would have already killed the deer demon.

The angels find it adorable that the fearsome angel of death is walking around with a little Penguin, it's just too cute for them.

Family dinners are ✨️beautiful✨️

Beautiful in the sense that it's chaotic and it's never bored.

Usually family dinners are you, Big G, Azrael, Lucifer, Charlie, and the other archangels.

But one day you invited Emily, Sera, Adam and Lute to join you..

Let's say you weren't bored during all the dinner.

The best moments are those of hugs.

Hugs with Azrael are the best because he wraps his wings around you while carrying you. It's so quiet and peaceful that it puts you to sleep, which is very useful especially when you can't fall asleep.

Hugs with the whole family are... interesting ?

I mean, from the outside it looked like a mess of nameless feathers-

You are always in the middle of family hugs.

Azrael almost executed all the exterminators after learning about the extermination that was directed against the hotel when you were in it..

LET ME CANONIZE PROTECTIVE!DAD!AZRAEL.

[unaballerinascalza]

House, M.D. in 2024 headcanons

Pt. 4

House solves a case on zoom from F1 sidelines. Later sends the team a shitty selfie with Max Verstappen

Wilson's secret drunk craving is waffles with guacamole. He is afraid of saying this out loud for possibly offending the Mexicans, the Belgians and the pregnant women

House declines the Nobel prize in medicine for having discovered the cure for Huntington's while on shrooms

Taub, a freak, only likes dry unbuttered popcorn

Chase played lacrosse in high school

Kutner snorts cayenne for a dare. The night ends in a very distressing ER visit and a disappointed Cameron

Wilson leaves a heartfelt comment under each and every watched SNL skit

A patient asks House if his cane is a result of a fruitful leg day at the gym

House pages Taub to fix his tap

After discussing environmental factors, Thirteen just goes "yummy yummy asbestos"

Chase belts out the whole Mulan song. Cuddy gives him triple clinic hours

House names a street dog Blood Orange Tile Grout III

Cuddy gets caught watching the feng shui guy on tiktok

Foreman somehow ends up on pest control's Don't-Answer-Their-Calls list

Cameron takes Thirteen on a date to a petting zoo, where goats try to eat the zipper of Thirteen's jacket [based on real events!]

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3

[blues824]

Mind if I request Housewardens + Tweels dating S/O, who create dumb plans that somehow work?

Gender-neutral reader. I’m sorry these are short!!

Riddle Rosehearts definitely is against your plans. He has to be really desperate in order to go along with you. When he does, he’s always surprised by the success of said idiotic plans. If we’re talking about overblots, he does not want you risking your life just to carry out a plan you designed that would work around your not having magic. You do it anyway, and you almost always get hurt, but it is successful. He has even seen you challenge a student to a dance battle, and he was worried you had lost your head but you were just a diversion to an even bigger plot.

Leona Kingscholar finds your plans amusing because they are really dumb and you always end up as the butt of a joke. However, what’s more amusing to the lazy lion is the success rate, which is unbeatable. You definitely have the advantage, with the windfall that you always have. During his own overblot, you challenged him to a dance battle, and he was so confused until he was hit over the head with a chair. He woke up in the infirmary a bit dazed, but he remembered what happened a few minutes later and he had a ghost of a smile at the success you had with distracting him.

Azul Ashengrotto is also not on board with your plans. They’re too stupid for him to even begin to comprehend. What’s even harder for him to understand is how they are 99.99% successful, that 0.01% going to injuries people have sustained when following you. During his overblot, you were hiding behind a rock and pointed a laser pointer at his forehead. He noticed it, and was afraid that he was going to get swatted but instead he was taken down and subdued by the tweels. The idea was dumb, but everyone gave you kudos because it worked.

Jade Leech would definitely find your plans amusing as well as intriguing, but because of who he is, it would be a 50/50 chance of getting him to follow you. He would much rather be watching from the sidelines, because he wants to be eating popcorn watching the whole thing go down. The one time you got him on your side was when Azul overblotted, and you had an idea to distract him. It was surprisingly dumb and even suicidal because you would be pointing a red laser pointer at the Housewarden, but it worked and he, with Floyd, were able to subdue his boss.

Floyd Leech always goes along with your plans because of how amusing they are. You always manage to surprise him with your really dumb (but successful) ideas, and he’s never left with nothing to do. However, it wasn’t until he saw the success that he regularly started following your instructions. The first time he went along was when Azul overblotted. You told him that you would distract the overblot victim by pointing a laser pointer at him and grabbing his attention. Then, he and his brother would swoop in. It worked, and Floyd was pleasantly surprised.

Kalim Al-Asim would go along with you if it wasn’t for Jamil being there to stop him from doing something reckless. Of course, he is sad whenever someone gets hurt from your idea, but if the goal is achieved then he isn’t one to complain. When Jamil overblotted, Kalim was willing to follow you because he really didn’t know what to do. What he didn’t expect was for you to use your phone to connect to a speaker within Scarabia and start playing Single Ladies by Beyonce and do the dance to distract the Vice Housewarden. It worked, though, and Kalim got to see your moves.

Vil Schoenheit is definitely against your plans because of how reckless, damaging, and unbelievably dumb they are. Success records be damned, if he finds out that one of his dorm members went along with your ideas, they are being punished. He can’t do much with you because you are a fellow Housewarden. However, when he overblotted, he did not expect you to come up to him with a face full of cakey makeup, unmatched eyeliner. It was a successful diversion because he was freaking out about the imperfection. Have you learned nothing?? Well, you did, and he realized it in the infirmary.

Idia Shroud has experience with dumb plans in video games, but you actually carry them out in real life. He honestly admires your courage… well, he can’t tell if it’s courage or stupidity, maybe a mix of both. Anyways, he never goes along with your plans because he hates going outside, so don’t be surprised when he refuses to help. The only time where he came close to your plan was when he overblotted, and he was paranoid because he didn’t know what your next move would be. You entered the scene in cosplay, and it successfully distracted him. He can tell you that even though you were just acting as bait, you did a pretty damn good job at it.

Malleus Draconia would go along with some of your plans, as long as it gets him away from his retainers and gets him more time with you. He has seen you get prepared for the overblots as well, with terrible makeup, a costume of sorts, a laser pointer, and a few different times you were whispering the lyrics to some song about… unmarried women? He’s not exactly sure what it meant, but he pushed it aside. Also he has seen your plans and he has never laughed as much as he did. Laughter is forgotten whenever you get hurt, though, and he has almost murdered one of the overblot victims for hurting his mate.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

No thoughts: Just Steve and Eddie just call each other "baby" even though they're both clueless about their sexualities and each other. They're not dating. They're just idiots. Steve is projecting onto Eddie because his dates are not working out and so takes him out instead. Eddie thinks he's not boyfriend material, but somehow does all the boyfriend things with Steve. Robin's just watching on the sidelines eating popcorn. They'll figure it out eventually.

[lancermylove]

I like the Nun!mc! I just read the soup kitchen one and had an idea! Imagine the reason for her starting a soup kitchen was to stop demons from eating each other and instead sit together at a table and enjoy food together as friends! How does the whole cast react to her reason? Please and thank you! And make sure to drink plenty of water!

Since the Nun!MC series are all quick asks, I will keep the series consistent.

Series: Soup Kitchen, MC Scams Mammon, Bless You

----

Admires her kind thoughts - Beel, Asmo, Simeon, Luke

"So...who is going to explain to her that demons are demonic...not angelic?" - Mammon, Levi

Feels the need to hit his head repeatedly against the wall at her reasoning - Satan, Mephistopheles

Demons will rip into each other regardless, but he can't bring himself to tell you this - Lucifer, Raphael, Diavolo

Is still standing by the sidelines and watching everything unfold while eating popcorn - Thirteen

Decides to let it be and joins the sidelines to eat popcorn - Belphie, Barbatos, Solomon

[hughiecampbelle]

Growing Up With Dick Would Include:

Bruce took you in when you were a kid, just a few years younger than Dick

He was ecstatic to have a younger sibling

"Y/n, this is your big brother."

He'd already been with Bruce long enough to understand this arrangement wasn't one he wanted for anyone else

So, he took you under his wing

At first he was scaring you with his cynicism

You were grieving your parents, your family, and now the new one you had sounded terrifying

Dick felt awful for scaring you, he didn't mean it at all, he just wanted you to be prepared - Bruce wasn't warm and fuzzy, he didn't want you to get your hopes up, that's all

"I'm sorry y/n."

He was right though

It didn't take long for Bruce to start training you

You used your anger from him and from your circumstances

Dick saw a lot of himself in you

He gave you advice whether or not you really wanted it, knowing if you didn't improve that would only upset Bruce more

"Stand with your feet more apart. . ."

You brushed him off, thinking he was just being a know-it-all

That is, until you get hurt because of it

You never saw your brother so upset, so worried

"Have you been here all night?"

"Maybe."

You hear him yelling at Bruce after you're safe that he pushed you too hard, that he was being cruel to you

"They need to learn."

"They're just a kid!"

After that, you always listened to what he had to say, not because you were scared of getting hurt, but because you were afraid that it would make Dick leave

Sometimes he was so close to running away, he'd confide in you, that if just one more thing happened he'd be packing his bags

You couldn't bear the thought of living in that place without him

It wasn't all work and no play though

You'd sneak into Dicks room when you had nightmares and he'd tell you all about growing up in the circus

"Did you get to eat cotton candy for dinner?"

"Every night."

"Wow."

He reminded you that just because your family was gone, it didn't mean that they were forgotten, wanting you to talk about all the good memories you had

It was important not to forget them, he made sure you knew that

You two would sneak downstairs and watch movies when Bruce was away, Alfred always popping the popcorn perfectly

Fighting over which movie you wanted to watch

"No scary movies."

"Why not?"

"Because you won't be able to sleep tonight."

"I'm not a baby."

He always makes it a special day on your birthday, even though Bruce believes it's not worth the fuss

The cake he baked was runny and the frosting melted, but it was the best birthday you ever had

Befriending Donna, who takes her place as your replacement mother

They take their roles very seriously which annoys you to no end

"You're not my parents, you know."

"You need someone to look out for you."

They make sure you're never alone on missions, helping from the sidelines

As you grow older, their lectures go from "be careful" to "if you ever drink too much, call one of us to come get you"

And you do, mostly Donna, who lectures you after your hangover is done vs. Dick who yells the whole way home

"You guys are insufferable."

"That's a pretty big word, y/n."

The three of you get into all kinds of trouble

Taking the Batmobile for joy rides

Using Bruces technology to look up all your crushes even though they both insist you won't date until you're thirty

Making prank phone calls to the Justice League

"Does everyone have an uncle that's an alien?"

"I think that's just us."

"Oh."

Thinking of leaving this life behind becomes a more prominent thought as you get older

You're not sure if you ever really could

It's such a big part of your life, your identity

Donna is the first to insist you give it up, find something you're passionate about

Dick is a little more hesitant

He wants you to be happy, but he knows he won't be able to look after you as much when you're apart

He just wants you to be safe

Eventually you do

You leave the suit, the weapons, everything

Not long after, Dick leaves too . . .

[sofasoap]

CoD headcannon

Ghost the shit stirer

Price the dad shaking his head

Soap the pranker.

König the little brother follows Soap innocently, unaware he was being dragged into deep shit.

And good old Gaz, watching drama unfold from the sideline, eating popcorn and laughing his head off.

[ridiasfangirlings]

The worse/inexperienced in cooking in the cast are put in a cooking battle against one another. Who does great and which does worse?

I actually think Fushimi would turn out to be a surprising dark horse on this one, there’s the one short story where he has to cook and he does pretty well for himself. No one’s sure what he’s going to make since his diet is terrible and Yata knows full well that Fushimi never makes his own meals, but when put to the test Fushimi is willing and able to google his way to cooking supremacy. In that case I like to imagine that the actual S4 cooking disaster turns out to be Munakata of all people. Gora mentioned in a Q&A once (for Idol K I think) that he likes ready made meals in a bag and frozen food, so I kinda enjoy the headcanon that this is one of the rare areas where Munakata is in fact an absolute mess. He’s probably an early favorite in the competition because well Captain is perfect at everything, surely he can cook, only for everyone to watch in horror as he opens a bag of frozen pasta and starts snacking on it like popcorn. (The one S4 member who saw this coming is Kamo, who realized that there’s a reason Captain recruited a chef to his team.)

On the Silvers end I wonder if Neko or Shiro would be picked for this, we don’t know how either of them are at cooking. Imagine them teaming up, Kuroh sits in the sidelines desperately wanting to impart wisdom to them but that would be cheating so he just has to remain quiet as they stumble their way through cooking. Neko wants to make fish but she doesn’t really know how you cook fish so she just tosses one in a pan and then throws a bunch of random spices on it. Shiro goes along with her because cooking is kinda like science isn’t it, we should experiment. Shiro figures he could bring some German cooking sensibilities to all of this but it’s also been like 50 years since he cooked German food and he doesn’t really remember how it goes so he just wings it. They either make something amazingly delicious or incredibly disgusting.

Green clan, I guess they’d pick Hisui? Since he’s in a straitjacket all the time presumably he can’t cook. Sukuna is chosen to be his arms in this case, he doesn’t really know how to cook either so he just follows Hisui’s advice. They try to make some kind of drunken chicken with alcohol in it like Iwafune has made for Hisui before (one of the lotto stories for Animal K mentioned this). I think Hisui would be very logical in his cooking, he’s probably observed Iwafune enough that he does a good enough job. The main issue is he uses way too much alcohol, he explains that this is how Iwa-san does it though and Yukari delicately suggests Hisui not follow the recipe amounts set by an old drunk. 

For Homra, the only one I can think here would be Mikoto, everyone else probably has at least some cooking skills (Totsuka can make delicious food when he wants to, it’s just that he chooses to play around instead). Maybe Anna gets to assist since she’s a trainee when it comes to cooking, so of course this means she does most of the work and Mikoto just handles working as her assistant doing stirring and working the oven and such. Thanks to Anna the food turns out fairly good and Kusanagi is very proud of his charge. Munakata can’t resist getting in a dig that Suoh was only able to successfully cook a meal due to the help of a small child and Mikoto’s like I don’t want to hear that from the guy who eats frozen pasta out of the bag.

[chenyann]

Shine you crazy star!!

Jack howl

Rumor:Seems like you need help decorating the Christmas tree you won't mind if Jack helps right? Rumor warning:fluff,sfw,gn!reader,pining,maybe ooc(?) and possible grammer errors. Keys:734 Ads:I'm so sorry for the delay i know I'm a few days late and ive been skipping days. I've been really sick lately. Me and my personal doctor has been trying to figure out what's wrong with me and if it's serious. I'm trying to get back on schedule with this event. This may possibly be ooc bc I can't write jack for shit. I need more time to analyze his character so I can try and write better for him.[Event list here]

This concept was actually inspired by my cati that I decorated this year as a Christmas tree.

Jack was just minding his business until he spotted you. There was a big box in your hands and you explained that Crowley finally gave in and got you a Christmas tree.

You then proceed to ask if he could help since you know very well that you won't be able to do it alone.(also bc grim has no thumbs and is practically just supporting on the sidelines while eating cookies) and ofc he says yes because you're his crush.

Now here yall are. In the middle of ramshackles living room just putting down boxes and putting popcorn on a string.

Asks why yall have to put popcorn on a string. Also keeps grim from eating it.

Jack was the one who mainly set up the tree. Because he didn't want you accidentally hurting yourself. (Not like he will admit it though) Meanwhile the ramshackle ghosts decorated the walls, banisters and outside.

Compliments the ornaments that Crowley gave you. Most of them were broken but some were very beautiful and in good condition. Also grim ate the candy canes so yall have none to put up.

He would break at least one thing by mistake, would apologize so much for it too°( T^T )°○°

-For the short y/ns

If you can't reach the top to put up the star, ask Jack to pick you up. Don't worry he will do it. If you are very light he will ask if you've been eating enough.

-For the tall y/ns

Put some tinsel in the middle of his ears, trust me that shit kind hard to get off. Do it because his ears will flatten and it looks really cute. 

Finally as yall put the star on and lit up the lights a wave of relief fell over yall.He felt so accomplished, a smile was on your face so he presumed you felt like that too. But the longer he looked at you the more features he took in, your rosy cheeks, the pink tinted on your nose, how your eyes would avoid him. Did he make you mad? Did he offend you? He didn't want to ruin his chance just because he did something to offend you. "Hey..did I do something?" What…..?

You were confused. Did you upset him by mistake!? “No…?” 

Listen, I won't explain how relieved he is. He will drop dead before he actually says how he really feels when you reassure him. He wants to convince himself that you only see him as a friend, that y'all are nothing more but friends. But he seems to be very clueless about how you feel. He just assumed you were mad at him, instead of taking the possibility that you were nervous. Jack watches as you sit on the couch admiring yalls hard work. You pat the seat signaling for him to sit with you, “doesn't it look nice.” you said.

Jack just hums while looking at the tree, “The star looks a bit dim” now that you're looking, it does seem a bit dim. Walking over to the boxes of decorations you look through it and come across a light bulb. “Hey Jack, can you help me put in a new light bulb?” Jack said yes bc he is nice (and cuz he is a simp) He was a little confused on what he has to do, that was until you asked him to pick you up. He picks you up and tries to avoid accidentally touching you in inappropriate places. But while you were changing the bulb something blew up causing Jack to accidentally drop you-

Jack's first reaction was checking If you were okay. Then his next one was apologizing for dropping you and helping you up. His last reaction is why all the lights are out. “Oh no.. I think we caused a black out.” You muttered as you looked out the window, yep all the lights were out. “I think it's best you stay here til morning jack.” he tries to refuse but you kept making valid points. After he agreed you said you will make some hot chocolate and prepare a bed for him, going into the kitchen you turn to ghost A and hand him a few thusmarks. “Thanks for helping me out”

[yarrayora]

end of the year book stuff tagged by @carriagelamp

How many books did you read this year?

does comic books count? if yes then i didn't count, if no then i'm pretty sure just two (but comics should absolutely count btw)

Did you reread anything? What?

i always reread servamp all the time so i can write Essays. also i reread katekyo hitman reborn for nostalgia and crossover reasons. TECHNICALLY i reread dante's inferno even though i never finished it because i'm not used to classic so i have to repeat the paragraphs before Getting it

What were your top five books of the year?

GIDEON THE NINTH!!! also Superman Smashes the Klan. the rest of the top 5 is servamp, unfortunately

Did you discover any new authors that you love this year?

if i have never read tamsyn muir's homestuck fic before then it would have been her, but because i have that means she's an old fave-- oH i guess ryohgo narita counts? i knew he wrote durarara but i never truly managed to appreciate his writing until i read dead mount deathplay

What genre did you read the most of?

fantasy, duh

Was there anything you meant to read, but never got to?

too like a lightning by ada palmer. i keep forgetting i already have an e-book of it

What was your average Goodreads rating? Does it seem accurate?

i dont use goodreads thumbs up emoji

Did you meet any of your reading goals? Which ones?

yeah, finally reading original novels again. im trying to beat my ADHD so i can devour books the way i did during childhood

Did you get into any new genres?

new genre huh uhhhh... no. i know what i like

What was your favorite new release of the year?

i don't follow new release i just browse the bookstores and hope something speaks to me

What was your favorite book that has been out for a while, but you just now read?

gideon the ninth

Any books that disappointed you?

i dropped a lot of books and nothing this year has disappointed me enough for me to remember their titles

What were your least favorite books of the year?

bungou stray dogs look the light novels are still REALLY well written. i also appreciate how beautiful the translation can be. but the canon storyline fucking sucks. it betrays its theme when it comes to handling abusers by making this little girl who gets physically abused by her dad as a form of discipline to look up to him as a hero because dad's a cop

What books do you want to finish before the year is over?

i don't care about something like that

Did you read any books that were nominated for or won awards this year (Booker, Women’s Prize, National Book Award, Pulitzer, Hugo, etc.)? What did you think of them?

i don't follow book awards either

What is the most over-hyped book you read this year?

i tried reading blue lock and it's the worst sports manga i have ever read. i can't get over how stupid the premise is. soccer is a team sport you idiot (note that this book didnt disappoint me because i never had any expectations for it in the first place)

Did any books surprise you with how good they were?

oh yeah JK Haru is a Sex Worker in Another World. I went into it expecting a cheap smutty story but turns out it's a pretty feminist narrative about sex workers and how no matter talented a woman is as long as the environment around her is aggressively and violently patriarchal those talents that would make men a hero would make women accused as demons-- but that's okay because you don't need the power to slay an entire army to change the world. sometimes, eating at a cafe in a world where women arent allowed to go outside without a chaperone is more revolutionary than magic that can burn a horde of monsters into cinders

How many books did you buy?

more than five

Did you use your library?

there is no usable library around me

What was your most anticipated release? Did it meet your expectations?

i dont follow new release remember

Did you participate in or watch any booklr, booktube, or book twitter drama?

oh yeh i watch them from the sideline with popcorn and all, thats crazy

What’s the longest book you read?

dante's inferno

What’s the fastest time it took you to read a book?

back when i was a kid i read three pjo books in one day. i don't do that anymore

Did you DNF anything? Why?

i read reeeeeeally slow now so it's less not finishing and more like taking long breaks inbetween

What reading goals do you have for next year?

finish gideon the ninth so i can read the next one

[brandwhorestarscream]

Hey for the regessor au wouldn't it be funny if Soundwave found out about Knockout and Starscream. He doesn't tell them and watchs from the sidelines with popcorn energoncorn whatever their version is. He does use any info they slip about the future to help make sure people are safe though.

That is a very Soundwave™ thing to do. Tbh I'm not convinced that he's not just silently laughing behind his visor at least 50% od the time. He's just watching these idiots continuously screw themselves and each other over, eating a delicious snack and saving all his favorite highlights for later. He won't remember every little thing because the timelines are constantly being edited, but he's still enjoying the show

[magic-hcs]

Hii Sora!! I absolutely love your interpretation of the characters!! congrats on the 200 followers, and it's very sweet of u to do match-ups! I hope you're doing well :D

Multiple matches is fine, and I don't mind poly! do whatever u want :)

Gender: Genderqueer

Pronouns: Any!

Sexuality: Omnisexual

Appearance: I'm tall, broad, chubby, i have short n shaggy light brown hair, blue eyes, i wear glasses, i have acne scars, and a few piercings. I have a deep voice with a slight southern accent. my clothing style could be described as grunge and y2k

Personality: introverted, loyal, quiet but talkative at home, sarcastic, a bit intimidating, blunt, hardworking, compassionate, silly, and confident

Soul Trait: Integrity

Hobbies: cooking, drawing, painting, singing, playing piano, studying, finding new music, and playing video games

Likes: music of all kinds, rainy days while staying inside, fidget toys, fluffy blankets, cartoons, candles, learning about random topics, early mornings, pasta, sweets, those so obviously fake that it's funny ghost videos, comedy, storytelling, dogs, cats, and other animals

Dislikes: unexpected loud noises, crowds, arguing, certain textures/sounds (I got sensory issues), and bigotry

Hope that's good, thank you so much!! ^_^

I’m happy you enjoy my interpretations of the boys! Also thank you! I’m doing well, I hope you’re doing well too. Thank you for being patient!

Matchups are closed!

~~matching…~~matching~….~matching~~…~DING~

You match with Mastiff and Red!

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(SF Papyrus) Mastiff:

Your compassion, bluntness and confidence drew Mastiff to you. But your silliness and loyalty made him stay. Loyalty is a big thing to Mastiff after all, he has a hard time opening u0 to people because of his trust issues. So you being loyal will definitely aid you in the journey of cracking open Mastiff’s guarded shell.

Mastiff is one of those guys who has an intimidating resting bitch face who doesn’t react a lot with his face and instead with his body language. But he’s also that kind of guy who would snort at a fart joke and create chaos with his gremlin tendencies. So when you’re friends or even more, you’ll be getting the honor of seeing this side of him often.

Snorts whenever you get sarcastic, he’s just watching from the sidelines almost eating popcorn as you direct your sarcastic remarks at others. He doesn’t mind if you direct those comments at him, Razzle is a sarcastic ass so it won’t offend him.

Mastiff is not really talkative, he listens more often. Sometimes throwing in a few words but he mostly just enjoys listening to you talking about everything and nothing.

You two often play video games together, sometimes Coal decides to insert himself in your video gaming sessions just for fun, or to tease and be a menace to his brother when Mastiff has a crush on you he has yet to acknowledge.

You got a free taste tester right here if you ever decide to make something new. Mastiff never passes up a good meal, nor does he waste it!

He’s quite interested in those fidget toys you got. He has tried a few out and thinks Coal would really enjoy them too. Whenever he spots some new kind of fidget toys he takes it with him and gives them to you.

Mastiff will always make sure that Razzle talks a bit softer when you’re around because Razzle can be one very loud boy when he isn’t conscious of his own volume.

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(UF Sans) Red:

With Red too, loyalty is very important. Without it one can’t get very far with Red.

He likes your silly attitude and likes to joke around with you. This man will legitimately snatch a taste from the food you’re making when you’re not looking.

Red likes to watch you play the piano, he can’t help but be enthralled with the way your fingers move across the keys. The moment you offer to teach him and lay your hands upon his Red’s a goner.

You two are so competitive when playing video games. It doesn’t after if you’re not competitive normally, Red is capable of pressing the buttons that make you competitive.

You two often cackle at those horribly fake ghost videos. Be prepared for Red to bash and roast everything. He’s a bit of a video nerd, don’t mind him.

Red doesn’t like crowds too, so with him you don’t have to be worried about having to be forced into a crowd because he can just shortcut you guys to a more calming place.

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I hope you enjoyed!

[danteadredkin]

Do you have any OCs? feel free to talk about them if you do

What was the first piece of media you engaged with on the internet? Are you still interested in it?

What's something you made or did that you're proud of?

What's something that made you smile this month?

...Q1...

I actually have multiple OCs, thank you for asking! But I'll talk about just one that I made for MHA.

Her quirk is called Swarm, and it allows her to control insects. (I kind of ripped her power off from the character Skitter from the websirial Worm, whoops lol) She applies to UA in the same year as the cannon characters, and meets (my fav!) Present Mic for the first time at the entrance exam.

Now this girl with the bug quirk, has a favorite hero. That hero is Present Mic. Present Mic is terrified of bugs.

I imagine that their initial interaction goes something like this:

On the day of the entrance exam, she strikes up a conversation with him while they're both taking the same bus over to the practical exam site. She confesses to being nervous, because she has a "villainous" quirk that many have told her will see her in jail sooner than in a hero course. She gets bullied for it a lot. Mic reassures her that "there's no such thing as a villainous quirk! why my best friend has one of those quirks that people used to say was villainous, but he became a hero and proved them all wrong, and you can too, Listener!" And she's like, "Yah that's why you're my favorite, because you're so outspoken against villainous quirk discrimination on your show!" And she looks at him like he hung the moon.

And then the bug quirk revelation happens durring the exam. And Mic is like, 'I want to crawl out of my skin and die, but I absolutely cannot let her know I feel that way' so he desperately tries to grin and bear it. Then she passes the exam and gets into UA. She keeps venomous spiders in her hair in preparation for practical heroics, and every other day she comes in with some new peice of PM merch for him to sign. Mic is horrified and trying so desperately not to be quirk racist to her face, but also he  runs screaming if her hair twitches wrong.

He eventually realizes that he can't keep up a facade of being unbothered by bugs forever, so he finally buckles down and starts trying to get rid of his fear of bugs for the sake of his new no1 fan. He watches those YouTube videos that are supposed to help you overcome your fear of them. He goes to those presentations where they let you hold tarantulas and pet butterflies and shit. Most of the other attendees are elementary school field trips, but damn it if those six year olds aren't ten times braver than him about touching the bugs, lol. Aizawa and Nemuri are watching gleefully from the sidelines, of course. Nominally so they can cancel his quirk if Mic feels the sudden need to scream the building down around some ten year old's ears, but more realistically they're there to revel in Mic's pain and eat popcorn.

...Q2...

The first time I became obsessed with the internet side of media, it was Skulduggery Pleasant, and I was about twelve I think? I was waiting for the...third or fourth book in the series to come out, I think. It wasn't due for months, but you could pre-order it. The pre-order on Amazon came with a sneak peak at the first chapter of the next book. Googling it, I found the author's website had the first *and* second chapters. Googling it further, I found the third chapter...of someone's fanfiction. And it was all downhill from there.

...Q4...

Something I made that I'm proud of...well, in the last year I've been working on a Present Mic cosplay, and I think that I've come a pretty long way with that! Another thing is that I and one other person have been working on a fanfic/role play that has come a really long way too! I don't think it's my best work, but it is my longest and most completed, and it has some great examples of some of my better characterization work. I'm pretty proud of it!

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Thanks for asking!

[trumpwashere]

Bizarro world

The clown today is Brandon. I never voted in 58 yrs, just watched from the sideline. I leaned Democrat for 49 yrs until they burned my country down after President Trump was elected. That showed who the real Evil is, and who the real betrayers are. Democrats now preach hate to their children. I cannot support that type of behavior. All the Democrats had to do was vote. They didn't need to ruin other people's lives, cause $3 billion in damages, and the loss of 18 police officers. Terrible behavior. Absolutely unacceptable no matter the reason. Especially just because someone you didn't like was elected? Are Republicans supposed to be burning the country down right now because Brandon's in office? They have every right to, according to the repulsive behavior of the Democrats. But Republicans don't do that. They know how the system works. It's worked for over 200 years. I don't support President Trump and I'm not a fan. But I stand for his rights just like I do for Brandon, and all Americans. This country is in a very bad position purely because of the Democrats and their fierce determination to destroy this country from within. We are in a scary place and with the corruption that is being displayed by Democrats, they will clearly stop at nothing to prevent President Trump from running. Very bad things are going to unfold between now and election 2024. President Trump left office on the very day he was supposed. He didn't break any rules. He would do the same if he was re-elected. And it would be all over. Life would go on. But Democrats are like a cancer that will eat away at this country and bring it to ruin. Democrats might even release another virus in order to secure another mail-in ballot steal. Get your popcorn ready because this is going to be one wild hay ride. God bless America 🇺🇸