#grumpy Jade is grumpy

[newgirljade]

Seriously, am I the only one who wishes people would stahp with getting angry at someone going barefoot?? I’ve walked on literal broken glass and been just fine- your polished marble floor doesn’t scare me, and if I’m going to be “dumb” enough to go shoeless it’s on me.

Like, you don’t require masks but kick me out for not wearing shoes “because we don’t want anyone getting hurt,” you’re full of shit.

It’s not about the shoes, it’s about discriminating against the “other-” poor people and those who shun societal norms, and paying $500 for a rack of shoes for all occasions. Unless I’m going through thorny ground or doing yard work, or walking across blacktop in the summer, I’ve never wished I had shoes on.

[mochinomnoms]

For domestic jade I was thinking things like waking up and going to bed together, watching silly YouTube videos, car ride conversations, camping, him cooking for us, greeting him when he gets home from work.

As for kids I was thinking about his reaction to pregnancy, friends reactions, behavior during and after pregnancy, meeting baby for the first time, extra

I also crave wedding head cannons

Waaaaaaah! I love things like these!

Jade would likely have two weddings, one for the surface for you and your friends and surrogate family, and one in the sea for his family and their associates. The one in the sea is much, and I really must emphasize the much part, more formal. Jade and yours merforms are dressed in Coral Sea formal attire, which is mostly jewelry and accessories rather than clothes. The wedding is less for you two and more for the Leech family's associates. There are lots of presents and well-wishes given to the groom and his new spouse, all to curry favor with who may be two out of three (maybe four if Floyd also marries) the new heads of the Leech family in the next few years. It's not very fun, to be frank, and many people come up to you to introduce themselves and try to cozy up, but Jade is always close by to keep you close to him.

The wedding on the surface is much more fun and is planned entirely by you two, with the help of his parents and of course your own friends. It's still got a bit of formality to it, but Jade is surprisingly into the idea of a much more casual wedding on the beach. He is very firm in ensuring that mushrooms are included in just about every dish served possible. You have to call Clover Bakery (because who else would you trust) and beg Trey to not let Jade add any actual mushrooms to the wedding cake. Fondant ones are perfectly fine. It's quite lovely, everyone is having fun, you and Jade get to finally bask in each other's presence without some suckerfish coming up to bother you. And you get the added bonus of getting gifts from people like Malleus and Kalim who don't want to curry favor, they just want to give you nice gifts!

Living with Jade in your own shared home after the wedding and honeymoon is also lovely. I'm mildly torn between wanting Jade to be a househusband or having him come home with his spouse waiting for him! Jade would probably get bored being a househusband, and I can see him still working with Azul as an adult, perhaps as a restaurant manager for one of Azul's branches!

When it comes to the home, I like to think that he keeps it relatively peaceful. He's early to rise, and if you're not, then he's happy to get you a cup of tea ready as you continue sleeping. If you rise with him, then he likes having you do your morning routine with him, he thinks it's extra cute having you help him with his bedhead! Your fingers through his hair and the cute, focused pout as you try to help him curl the end of his darker strand is his favorite image in the morning.

This post is a bit too long now, but I do have more domestic thoughts and Dad Jade thoughts! I'll add more later or if I forgot send me another ask in like a week lol.

[monstrousvoice]

"What about me?"

Husk's ears flicked behind him at the sound of your voice. He didn't turn away from the stock of bottles and booze lining the bar wall as he cleaned up for the morning.

"What about you?" He grumbled. He heard you shift around on the bar stool, the leather seat squeaking with your weight.

"You said you 'know everything' about everyone cause we all bitch at you when drunk...but you didn't complain about me." The cat demon felt his chest tighten at your words. He took a deep breath in through the nose.

'Don't turn around, if you do you'll see those big round eyes and you'll crack old man. Don't turn around.' The patronizing voice in his head hissed.

"Did you want me to air your dirty laundry for everyone?" He asked, peaking over his shoulder. He only caught a glimpse of your arm supporting you on the bar top before forcing his eyes back to the bottle racks infront of him. Bottles that didn't have your smile, or match the color of your eyes...

"Pfft," You scoff in return, "You know I don't, of course! But no one else wanted it either, and you still called 'em all out. So why didn't I get the same treatment?" Your voice was soft by the end of your question. Husk didn't dare let himself hope that you would be understanding. If you knew why...you'd laugh. What other response to his feelings could you have?

'Disgust is a strong possibility...' The voice whispered once more.

"I don't know what you mean doll, Angel just interrupted me with his fake ass flirting before I could get to you, I guess." He has been scrubbing this same bottle clean since you sat down. The label was incomprehensible by now.

"Husk." Your sweet voice has gone firm. The bartender braced himself, putting on his best poker face as he turned to face you.

And what a sight you were. Like always.

You simply raised your eyebrows, giving him a pointed look. He was...relieved? to not see judgement in your eyes. Such pretty eyes...like jewels on a crown...

Embarrassed by his own thoughts he coughed into his fist, hoping his fur would hide his blush. By the way your lovely eyes darted around his face, he could guess it didn't.

"Look, I just...happen to like you as a drinking buddy more than the rest of these chumps, alright? No big deal." His tail swished along the floor in frustration. What kind of stupid ass lie was that-

"Oh, I had been hoping it was a bigger deal..."

He froze, watching as you shifted around again. You stared at the bar top, fidgeting with your hands as you looked anywhere but him. When your eyes did meet, you have him an apologetic smile and a shrug.

"Sorry, I guess I was reading too much into things...looking for something that isn't there. Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, b-bud? Eheh..." With an awkward chuckle you stood up, stepping away from the bar.

Away from him.

"I'll uh, leave you to it then. See ya later-"

"What if I lied?" Husk blurted before he could stop himself. The voice in his head was committing full arson on the wiring of his brain for being so stupid.

"H-huh?"

"Just now. What if I was lying? What if-what if you are a bigger deal to me?" He could feel his blood pounding in his veins, his heartbeat making everything sound muffled, like his head was stuffed with cotton.

But you weren't leaving anymore.

"Wh-well...I don't know, really..." You mumbled, arms wrapping around your middle in a hug. "I have some ideas but..." You met his gaze again, a small smile on your lips that definitely didn't make his stomach feel funny, or make the world seem pink and bright.

"Ideas?" The cat demon whispered, finally setting his rag and bottle down onto the counter. He suddenly found himself leaning closer to you over the bar, uncaring of the wood digging into his chest and unwilling to pull away again. Especially not when you got back into your seat, leaning closer to him too.

It felt like the world slowed to a crawl as you smiled at him, one of your hands sliding across the counter to nudge his hand. Gentle. Hesitant.

"Well, dinner always sounds nice yeah? If that was something you'd like to do~" You cooed. He couldn't stop the small smile he gave you even if he wanted to.

"I'd uh, have to agree. On the dinner. Dinner is always good." Fucking god above just have Alastor step in and crush his soul right now, he sounds so fucking idiotic-

"Great!" You perked up immediately. "I know this niche little place a couple blocks from here, they hardly ever get robbed cause no one notices them. They have some pretty good steak and whiskey." You looked at him hopefully, like the promise of meat with some quality whiskey wasn't his absolute dream date.

How did you get more perfect the longer he spoke to you? Wasn't the point of being perfect that you couldn't improve anymore? And yet here you were, somehow proving it was possible with no effort.

"I think I'd like that darlin'." His fingers found their way in-between yours, entwining your hands together.

Yeah, dinner sounded real nice.

[solgemn]

The way i just realized we actually only got to see silco and powder together the one time because we have put SO much silco and powder content into the fandom 😭

[ale-arro]

honestly i grow tired of explaining identity through metaphor. "imagine everyone LOVES chocolate, except you, you've just never really liked the taste--" girl just imagine you don't experience attraction jeez we're already pretending

[rabble-dabble]

Concept: Johnkat scenario where the God-Tiers become more abstract and divine the more time the spend on Earth C. Somehow their domestic life is still largely normal. John manifests in a towering body made of wind and clouds and tornados to watch a movie with Karkat. Karkat brings an umbrella to any sad movie because whenever John starts crying it starts pouring rain. Karkat letting out a muffled "dammit Egbert" whenever the wind blows a pie into his face. Karkat's hair being constantly windswept and messy because it's John's way of kissing him. Just domestic things that are only possible when your husband is the air that you breathe. When the world warms you up on a cold winter day because it loves you so much.

Sometimes the wind carries you back in time on your anniversary so you can rewatch your wedding day, allowing you to banter with your selves from previous anniversaries as you comment on how cute John looked before he "hatched". Back when he still had a body made of flesh and bone. The air laughs around all of you.

~

Karkat: HEY KANAYA DO YOU THINK OUR DOMESTIC LIVES ARE KINDA WEIRD?

Kanaya: *Quite literally sunkissed* Not At All. Why?

~

John: Man, I need to update my prescriptions....

Karkat: YOU'RE MADE OF WIND AND ARE 100 FEET TALL. THEY DON'T MAKE PERSCRIPTIONS FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

John: Well, how else am I supposed to see you down there?

Karkat: HAHA. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I USED TO BE TALLER THAN YOU, SMALL-BERT.

I HAVE HAD THIS EXACT. FUCKING. IDEA POP INTO MY HEAD!!!

space slowly takes over jade's physical form on her body. she becomes made of stars and space and everything that exists, kinda like becoming space itself. she can still maintain her shape, but after a while her skin becomes stars and her hair the dark matter of space, blackholes and white dwarfs forming in the empty space to give her hair more colour.

dave becomes more intertwined with time. now it isn't alternative versions of himself coming and going, fragements of time are now surrounding him and he is always aware of slight changes in the timeline and whatever else is happening on the other timelines. it gets slightly confusing sometimes, but he maintains control over all of them. they're still HIM, they're just visible fragments.

rose bleeds light. well, bleed is the wrong word - but the light just seeps out of her, like liquid gold in a golden river of knowledge. the light just shines from her eyes, ever seeing, and her appearence, shrouded in light. it bathes her like sunrays and it never burns anyone's eyes, but its so BRIGHT to look at her.

and john. john!!! his shape just up and goes whenever he wants. sometimes she changes her pronouns and body and they just fluidly switch between being a boy and a girl and a god being. she whips and whisps around and her form always seems so light, so paper-thin, like she's there but almost not there. the wind bends to his whim but its more like it carries him wherever he wants to go, then becomes a part of it so easily. they phase through walls and isnt ever solidly touched by anyone but their loved ones.

[angelsdean]

sharing art (any form of creation) is about love and connection and gifting a piece of you and your soul to others. art is expression. art is to be viewed and experienced. through the experience we grow closer. through the act of sharing we meet each other. when you view something someone made, when you read the words they've written, an exchange takes place. they give you art. and you feel. you emote. you express. and those feelings circle back to the artist. the sharing of art is a beating pulse.

[iamapoopmuffin]

Surprise Trust Falls with the AI

I had to do this with a new account because my old one is just...broken

Thanks sweetie

No promises

Good job!

Damn

I got bridal carried uwu

Yeah, checks out

I guess I just fell on him.

TRUST TRUST TRUST TRUST TRUST

weird flex but okay

This also checks out

wheeeeeeee

Aww, precious, and I believe him too~

Going into Jamil's like 'ah, he's going to be so pissed off', was not disappointed.

Oh to be held in Vil's strong arms~ I think he's used to my bullshit now.

I'm where now? You're keeping me there?

why does this one give me multiple serotonins?

I had to do Idia's twice because I did his first on my now dead account, where he tried to catch me, failed and ended up falling on top of me. I'm not sure if that's funnier or this one is.

I pulled this one down though

If he hadn't caught me I would have been very shocked ngl.

My knight <3

I'm sure if I respond he will start yelling.

I'm sowwy peepaw

[bordonfreeman]

Ended up coloring and shading an old sketch instead of making a reference.

Sorry Jade, maybe tomorrow.

[shojostwistedwonderland]

[jrueships]

Alpey will protect jaba from this cruel cruel world best he can, & yet Jabari still fears & bares his teeth bcs who will protect alpey

[mochinomnoms]

HAVE YOU SEEN IT HVE YOU SEEN THE CUTE LIL HAIR CLIPPPPP. JADE LOOKS SO CUTE!!!!!

I HAVE I HAVE I HAVE AAAAAAH ITS ALL OVER MY FYP AND IM OUT OF TOWN SO I CANT YELL ABOUT IT LIKE I NORMALLY CAN IM SO UPSET I WANNA THIRST OVER MY BOYS BUT I CANT

[skinnypaleangryperson]

As a person who is completely congested and bogged down by the constant information that we're getting from multiple apps on a simple 7-inch phone screen these days, I'm densely grateful for how personality deprived the BoJack tag is on here

[callixton]

this sarcastic little girl who’s lost her mom getting immediately attached to eliot is so incredibly important to me… that is literally the exact type of kid he’d attract

[redwayfarers]

also, been thinking abt a little reblog game :eyes: reblog this post and tell me whether you think ur wol and mine would be friends!

i'll put the little info in the tags <3

[sexswansworld]

It’s all whiney subs this whiney subs that. NO. I want to fuck a grumpy and broody, angsty love interest in a romance novel, dark and stormy country boy, tortured old ass man type dude. I want him to grunt and groan and shit. Like yeah, whiney subs are great, love whiney subs, but also love to see those fuckers who complain about their knees in a dad tone while sucking the strap.