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Sauron to Galadriel *after killing thousands of her people, deceiving her, making a fool out of her, betraying her, humiliating her, torturing, hurting and killing Celebrimbor, one of her closest friends, destroying Eregion, killing even more of her people, playing dirty and physically injuring her during their fight* : Even after all this I am still ready to welcome you with open arms.
#“the door is still open”#my dude... *sighs*#“tips on how to NOT get the girl of your dreams: 101 with Sauron”#he's like...#I stand against all of your beliefs with everything you hate#I will destroy everything you love and hold dear#I AM DOING IT ALL FOR YOU#how can you not love me?!?!?!#the rings of power#lord of the rings#rings of power#sauron#galadriel#halbrand#saurondriel#haladriel#charlie vickers#morfydd clark
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everyone thinks the erebus lieutenants are jock-ish frat boys, but in reality, they're working with THEE jaime fitzjames. those lieutenants are divalicious baddies, lets be so fr
#erebus command i love you so bad#dundy is the secondmost diva on board#and fairholme with his baddie mustache like HELLOOOOO#and graham?#he's like...#and honorary baddie#baddie in spirit#diva by association#hes like the ryan to their sharpay#erebus lieutenants
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I actually liked the Thunderbolts!
#dude bob?#he's like...#an actual scary villian#turning stuff into shadows???#who came up with this#me and brother went “HUH???”#thunderbolts#marvel thunderbolts#marvel#marvel movies#marvel mcu#the new avengers#omgeeeee
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another night and i want rough, nasty (but soft and loving<3) sex with diluc
#zhxngii.txt💫#jesus lately diluc has been getting me..-#he's like...#so sweet so soft#but i want him to ruin me#and also kiss me all over#love me too#hhhhhh#girl idk one minute i want him to rough me up#and the other i want him to hold me gently and kiss all over my face#or i could kiss all over his face-
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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
#for the record it did help#like I know it’s a stereotype#and stereotyping is bad#but i appreciated that he made the effort#he saw I was uncomfortable and took steps to try and make me feel safer#a little misguided#but still#this is rare in Columbia SC#also#I do like Hatsune Miku
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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

#apparently he found it at a thrift store which makes it even funnier#like he didn’t go out of his way to find it he just organically stumbled upon it
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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it
#if you don’t know who that is I envy you he’s like if some kind of groin fungus gained consciousness#we absolutely hate you Ron#politics#Florida#bumper sticker#shitpost#memes#usa politics
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Silco and his terror of a daughter
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#silco#jinx#jinx and silco#silco would give jinx everything he owns and more#and that would make things worse#silco the makeup expert because he gotta use good and safe products on his own face#thats my queue to leave#silco is the worst best dad#just like jinx is the worst best daughter
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#class– would erik use reddit? let's discuss#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit#there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings#erik having mod access for some reason#(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors#someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi#erik fully just doxxes them in the comments
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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it
(commission info // tip jar!)
#am i referencing the 'his head just did that' tweet or is bucky referencing it in universe. or both.#bucky barnes#thunderbolts#thunderbolts*#anyway i went to go see an MCU MOVIE IN THE CINEMA. i havent done that in like 4 years lmao! we are so back#also havent watched most the movies from the last 4 years. is there context as to why bucky is a politician or did he just show up#mcu#marvel#my doods#10k#20k#30k
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Kirby is a star!!!
#awwww you know what i don't hate kirby he's cute i was looking at my old art and he's so precious#what he ever do#i'm so preoccupied in being cringe or embarrassing to people but this was really a fun time#i'm bringing these back i was looking at all these pictures and i love them#art#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#kirby#nintendo#comic#i'm gonna post one of these a day#like yeah some people treated me bad but it was a fun time i just need to not burn myself out that's all!#not april fools btw!!!!! unfortunate timing lmao
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*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…
🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤
#brought to you by my hatred of: the himbofication of Dick Grayson#also the weird fanon thing where Jason is a rash idiotic street brawler like he didn’t take over the drug trade in a night?#and all of the strategy of how he killed his teachers in lost days and got around the Batmobile defences and stopped a terror attack#and the whole thing about Damian being a feral little attack dog like wtf???#and then my poor girl Steph like she’s not keeping up with the rest of them working with babs etc#anyway enjoy my rant#batman#dc comics#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#Tim drake#red robin#Damian Wayne#Stephanie brown#dc spoiler
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi





update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome



quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~





also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience
#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333#soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it#and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend#because he couldn't stop thinking about her#and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it#and he was furious she was furious#he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices#you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct#maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo#manga#yaoi#twitter#old man yaoi#queer#gay#long post#lgbt#japan#japanese
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i think the reason a lot of men are screaming, puking, and crying about this is bc it forces them to acknowledge that the reason they can’t get women to like them is not actually bc of their physique but bc of their shitty personality
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