#he's right tho

[theaceofarrows]

Family movie night

Jason: The Wicked Witch of the West had EVERY right to light Dorothy's ass up-

Duke: Here we go again

Jason: You think you're going to kill MY sister and steal her heels, you hillbilly bitch? I don't think so

Tim: [throwing his hands up] This is why we don't invite you to movie night!

Jason: Oh, so it's my fault that you're not man enough to hear the truth?!

Dick: Guys, shut up. They're about to start singing Yellow Brick Road

Damian: Todd is correct. The Wicked Witch has every right to avenge her blood

Dick: [groans]

Tim: That's NOT the point-

Steph: Ooh~ Tim doesn't believe in avenging siblings

Duke: That's cold dude

Tim: What?!

Jason: [shaking his head at Tim] You spineless bitch

[Screaming match commences]

Bruce: [turns on subtitles] So nice to have the family all together

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Yuuji: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us? Megumi: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Megumi: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

[berry-s0da]

Enzo out for blood

[aegonrhaenys]

Daemon Targaryen commits some form of treason every time he’s on screen and I personally think it’s hilarious

[the-ceaselesswatcher]

I just wanted to share this

[queerpunktomatoes]

Today in class we talked about old politicians and one guy said, "If you're leaving, you can't order something for the table," and that just about took me out.

[frenchiepal]

[daosromania]

🩵💙ZephyrBlue is life, ZephyrBlue is love 💙🩵

I randomly remembered the existence of this meme and wanted to do it with them lol, nothing more, enjoy it ^^

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

If u don't mind me asking (also hello!) Fairy!Lunar how did you get the staff if u don't me mind asking that😅

"Pretty sure that's written down somewhere~"

[unleotitled]

am I the only one in the RZK fandom who can't listen to Lana del Ray without having ….thoughts…. 🌝 since Richard said in an interview that he likes listening to Lana del Ray because it's good "sex music"?

[theaceofarrows]

Watching Christmas movies

Luz: [watching the end credits of The Grinch] So, what did you guys think?

Amity: I really enjoyed it!

Willow: Yeah, it was fun. The ending was sweet

Vee: I liked Max the best. He was so cute

Gus: Yeah, it was cool. The Grinch reminded me a grouchy biped demon

Luz: [smiling] Hunter?

Hunter: [arms crossed] I think that maybe, just maybe, if the whos didn't sing about what a piece of shit the Grinch was every five minutes then he wouldn't have wanted to steal their stuff in the first place. All he wanted was some peace and quiet with his animal best friend. I don't think that was too much to ask. But NO, everyone JUST HAD to keep singing. Hmmmph

Everyone: ...

Luz: You know, you're right, I never even thought about that... Whoa...

[thatwrestlingnerd]

Orange Cassidy is in full bitch mode at this point, you love to see it, LOL.

[overobsessedfanboy23]

Dub (or maybe just rewatching Sevens) is making me like Yuro a lot more

[scoups4lyfe]

awhhh Gregory ,,,,, 🥺

;_; that's not safe buddy

Rudolph is such a good boy :')

[slythmultishipper]

Jiang Cheng: a-die. Why does a-niang wear makeup?

Jiang Fengmian: to look pretty.

JC: but she's already pretty.

JC: a-die you should wear makeup.

[bartholomewtheant]

"Just the act of playing DND with someone, I feel like in the right context, makes you almost fall in love with them, because play is such a pure state of being.

So I love almost every person I've ever fuckin played with in my life."

Adventuring academy occasionaly drops this and then Mr Peanut stuff and idk how to do with it