My favorite thing to add to my text post is Dick remembering everything that's retconned. So
Jason: sometimes I wish Bruce never adopted me
Dick: I almost adopted you
Jason:... What?
Dick: back when you were a blonde acrobat, you had the same trauma as me, I wanted to adopt you.
Jason: when I was WHAT?
Dick: yeah, you were menace back then too-
Jason: BRUCE DICK IS ACTING WEIRD! HE'S SAYING I USED TO BE BLONDE AND AN ACROBAT!
Bruce: he does that sometimes
Dick: Bruce remember when Alfred didn't exist yet and it was just you and me?
Bruce: sure chum *pats head*
Dick: what is Julie doing now?
Bruce: *whispering above Dicks head* I have no idea who that is.
Bruce: No idea why don't you go look her up?
Dick: ok *leaves*
Jason: what the hell?
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"Do you miss the time when you used to do no harm?"
Old habits.
Merc behaviour is based on a nice little comment @up-in-flames-writing left on one of my comics :)
Rambling and more silly drawings below.
Loosely based on the Solemn Vow's public blurb:
Art lovers will cherish the bust of Hippocrates, commemorating a time when the Medic still thought doing no harm was a good idea.
I am absolutely convinced that Medic carries dextrose drops with him. German pharmacies throw these after you when you buy anything at all. I went to check if this one specific brand I know of had been around since the 60s and 70s and yes, it was.
Small acts of kindness I can see Medic doing is giving everyone one of these if they are tired. I'm talking about Engineer mostly.
Or they snack on them when solving practical problems together, like during the teleporter bread tumor incident.
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you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.
you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.
by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.
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Parallel Lines
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I do wonder sometimes, if neither of them had become 'Brothers', how they might have fared better. . .
Taka, obviously, would not have been as vulnerable to Celeste's machinations had he not been mourning his Kyoudai. . .
But Mondo?
Perhaps without the boon of his new hard won friendship with Taka, he might not have had the confidence to agree so soon to help with Chihiro's training.
Deeply unsettled and antsy, newly preoccupied that his worst secret will be revealed, he may have stalled just long enough to have avoided that tragedy.
Did their bond become their millstone?
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I don't know enough about science to complete the joke.
The sheer randomness of the times they have Mikey do miracle science simultaneously baffles, haunts, and intrigues me. Surely it's gotta get to Donnie, too.
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family portrait :D young sam and sybil are behaving themselves and vimes is throwing a hissy fit because they tried to make him wear the helmet
[id: a digital painting of three people sitting for a portrait in a domestic interior. young sam is standing with his hands behind his back and beaming proudly. vimes is standing behind him with his hand on his shoulder, wearing a shiny military uniform and a surly expression. sybil is sitting on the right with an arm around young sam, smiling at the viewer. a plumed helmet is sitting on a table on the left. end id.]
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♡ Let Me Do It For You ♡
Soft…fluffy alastor….c-cute….
Also Alastor (based on the wiki) not liking tea but will still make it for Estelle just the way she likes it… and Estelle not liking coffee but still makes it for Al just the way he likes it… SOBS….
AND AND ESTELLE HANGING OUT WITH ROSIE AND COMING HOME TO AL WITH A GIFT…WHILE AL PREPARES HER FAVORITE DESSERTS IM GOING INSANE 😭😭😭😭
I chose beignets cause pleASE imagine back when they were kids, Estelle would always hang out with him and frequently visits his house so she gets close to his mom and she would always bake them beignets as snacks AAAAAA
Tag list: @diamond-almond @echobeez
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